14th Street Boob Grabber Looking Forward To Halloween
You network? We should network sometime. Let's network. Let's exchange business cards. Faxes. Telegrams. Beepers. E-mail signatures. STDs. Need to network. Need. To. Network. In DC it's all about who you know . [ Why I Hate DC ]
Be mindful of the infamous 14th Street Boobie-Snatcher. [ Holla Back DC ]
WOMAN: cute dog.
MAN: thanks.
WOMAN: thanks ? What are you, a gay? [ DCist ]
A remorseful Maryland judge pleads guilty to one count of going-cold-fuckin'-crazy-and-deflating-the-tires-of-a-car-that-was-parked-illegally. [ Washington Times ]
ATTENTION METRO COMMUTERS: PLEASE REPORT ANY SUSPICIOUS MARINE CORPSES. ALSO, UNATTENDED BAGS OR PURSES. THANK YOU KINDLY. [ Unsuck DC Metro ]