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HALLOWEEN IDEAS: Dress Like A Popular Internet Picture

by Jim Newell  1:49 pm October 30, 2009

Operative “Sam G.” sends us this gritty look at his “political Halloween costume,” of the popular Internet picture that launched 1,000 ships. His Internet friends will get it! If you like the idea of dressing as a wingnut Internet picture, this is your year!

In 2008, “Moran Guy” was still the standard-bearer for wingnut Internet pictures — dare we call it a monopoly? But 2009 has seen a veritable Cambrian explosion of wingnut Internet pictures, with the rise of Teabaggers and health care shouters and Glenn Beck’s 9/12 Revue. So show off your masterful grasp of ironic racism to your friends with a wingnut Internet picture costume! (They’ll always get the joke, promise.)

{ 71 comments }

Lascauxcaveman October 30, 2009 at 1:53 pm

I’m always trying to get my buddy Brian to do this, only have his sign say, “Get a Brian, Morans!”

Fox News Light October 30, 2009 at 1:54 pm

Thats Me! And I am slightly offended..but at least I get an iPhone!

V572625694 October 30, 2009 at 1:55 pm

Cambrian? Surely you mean “pre-Cambrian,” Jim. And it’s really more of an orogeny than an explosion.

sagaderisa October 30, 2009 at 1:56 pm

I was always a fan of the “Obama is a Muslin” signs.

user-of-owls October 30, 2009 at 1:57 pm

I’m dressing up as a train, my wife’s going as a cow, her friend has a dog costume. And of course, the black guy next door is gonna be the Negro.

shortsshortsshorts October 30, 2009 at 1:57 pm

I’m going as two-girls-one-cup.

couchbound October 30, 2009 at 1:57 pm

Isn’t anyone going as Oompah-Loompah-Furry-Pannus?

Fox n Fiends October 30, 2009 at 1:58 pm

LEAVE CARLOS SANTANA ALONE!!!

queeraselvis v 2.0 October 30, 2009 at 2:03 pm

[re=447244]user-of-owls[/re]: Bwahahahaha.

Chain Tattoo October 30, 2009 at 2:04 pm

Well, if I can’t go as Dick Cheney in a thong, I think maybe I’ll go as Pedobear.

freakishlystrong October 30, 2009 at 2:08 pm

I’m going as a long-form birf certificate, from Kenya.

FMA October 30, 2009 at 2:15 pm

I was going to go as Oily Taint, or whatever that person’s name is, but my wife said I didn’t look enough like a transsexual to pull it off.

shortsshortsshorts October 30, 2009 at 2:15 pm

[re=447261]freakishlystrong[/re]: I HAVEN’T SEEN ANYTHING TO REFUTE IT.

magic titty October 30, 2009 at 2:15 pm

I’m going as The Pubic Option.

[re=447245]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: That’s excellent.

tootsieroll October 30, 2009 at 2:16 pm

Who’s going as skoalrebel?

proudgrampa October 30, 2009 at 2:18 pm

Today, we are all Moran Guys.

FlownOver October 30, 2009 at 2:18 pm

I’m going to wander around my neighborhood in a Bob Dylan costume and see what happens.

bitchincamaro October 30, 2009 at 2:18 pm

[re=447236]Fox News Light[/re]: Is that a real mullet or a Sears & Roebuck mullet?

thesheriffisnear October 30, 2009 at 2:19 pm

Sam G, really, I’m laughing on the inside, where it counts.

WIDTAP October 30, 2009 at 2:21 pm

[re=447262]FMA[/re]: …but you have an Adam’s apple – so what’s the problem?

Doglessliberal October 30, 2009 at 2:22 pm

I have a really great clown costume, so I guess I can just say I am going as Joe Lieberman.

El Pinche October 30, 2009 at 2:22 pm

Tommorrow night I will be bright yellow Trucknutz (lefty style).

ManchuCandidate October 30, 2009 at 2:22 pm

Needs a Cardinals Shirt. Just saying.

Gumboz1953 October 30, 2009 at 2:23 pm

[re=447256]Chain Tattoo[/re]: ACK! ZOMG! JEEBUS! What a visual.

Did I say EEK?

RoscoePColtraine October 30, 2009 at 2:24 pm

I’m going as Mary Robinson’s decapitated sateria chicken. So messy.

Gumboz1953 October 30, 2009 at 2:24 pm

I’m going as an acorn wrapped in Muslin. And I’ll see if I get out of my neighborhood alive.

Oily Taintz October 30, 2009 at 2:25 pm

I’ll be the sexy birther queen.

Little Old Lady October 30, 2009 at 2:29 pm

I only wish the original guy could see this “costume”! Do you ever wonder if he is aware of what a meme/joke he became? Well, guess it isn’t the *worst* way to go viral.

Little Old Lady October 30, 2009 at 2:31 pm

For myself, I would like to be Joe Lieberman, but I don’t have any idea of how to make an asshole costume.
Guess you just have to be born that way.

Doglessliberal October 30, 2009 at 2:31 pm

[re=447295]Little Old Lady[/re]: He would think it was an homage, not a parody. Most wingnuts have no sense of humor.

Sharkey October 30, 2009 at 2:33 pm

I’m going as “rat stuck in a sidewalk crack”.

jetjaguar October 30, 2009 at 2:33 pm

Well, there goes the rest of MY work day. Time to start using my thinking brain.

dum librul October 30, 2009 at 2:43 pm

[re=447299]Little Old Lady[/re]: Just make a cardboard cutout of our Wonkett’s “Baucus caucus” demon pic and paste Droopy Dog’s head on it. Insta-Lieberman.

Now how the hell do I make a panniculus costume?

blader October 30, 2009 at 2:44 pm
blader October 30, 2009 at 2:46 pm
marioninnyc October 30, 2009 at 2:48 pm

Does Mark Moran know about this? Because he’s a pretty angry guy and I think he’s gonna beat the crap outta this guy when he finds out.

Ducksworthy October 30, 2009 at 2:50 pm

Two of my son’s friends are going as the twin towers. I warned them that the would likely be stoned and they agreed.

freakishlystrong October 30, 2009 at 2:51 pm

[re=447317]blader[/re]: No candy for you!11

forgracie October 30, 2009 at 2:52 pm

I’m going as that mouth-raper, David Letterman.

Fox News Light October 30, 2009 at 2:55 pm

[re=447272]bitchincamaro[/re]: Dollar General actually..only itches a little.

[re=447273]thesheriffisnear[/re]: Internet snark is hurtful to my feelings and Wonkette is not the place for it.

TGY October 30, 2009 at 2:58 pm

Brilliant! It inspires me to go as the word ‘also’ or the phrase ‘i can has’.

Smoke Filled Roommate October 30, 2009 at 3:03 pm

[re=447337]TGY[/re]: ‘I can has’ would require a cat costume and a cheezburger.

Terry October 30, 2009 at 3:11 pm

[re=447236]Fox News Light[/re]:

Did you just happen to have that fake p0rn ‘stash laying round the house?

Servo October 30, 2009 at 3:13 pm

I’m dressing as Ronald McDonald…in drag.

finallyhappy October 30, 2009 at 3:21 pm

I thought the sign was from the Virginia Morans- Jim and Brian

PlanetWingnuta October 30, 2009 at 3:29 pm

ok i wish i had thought of policial costumes…

someone can go as a dinosaur and put GNoNosauras no one would get it out right but would get discussion.

Can someone go as Joe the plumber complete with buttcrack and no tools but with the words TAX LIEN on the back.

go as a Cyndi McCain with headache pills and the words “everything is funny to you wonket!” on the back…hi Cyndi if yer readin’.

of course i will bust a gut if anyone goes as Backwards B girl.

and there has to be someone willing to go as a teabagger with fake nuts instead of teabags on their face.

PlanetWingnuta October 30, 2009 at 3:30 pm

oh yeah one more costume idea….can someone go as sarah Palin and have binoculars and the words Russia on them.

gjdodger October 30, 2009 at 3:48 pm

I’m going to go as one of Meg McCain’s bosoms. I mean, everybody has seen them, so I’ll get lots of candy.

Lazy Media October 30, 2009 at 4:04 pm

I’m wearing a Victorian dress over suit trousers and a man’s shirt, a fake mustache and an old-timey life preserver that says SS Titanic, to zing those losers who failed to live up to the “women and children first” code. Topical!

sarcasticusername October 30, 2009 at 4:05 pm

[re=447402]PlanetWingnuta[/re]: I went as Backwards B girl last year.

someone should really go as st. ronnie’s corpse, though i’m not sure how you’d properly portray all the GOP tongues fellating him.

PlanetWingnuta October 30, 2009 at 4:21 pm

[re=447477]sarcasticusername[/re]: Oh there are tounge props ive seen in costume stores. just gonna be a pain in the butt to write all those GOP names though….

o/ i aint no backwards B girl…i aint no backwards B girl o/

Atheist Nun October 30, 2009 at 4:26 pm

[re=447477]sarcasticusername[/re]: Dress as Zombie Ronnie Raygun, then attach like 100+ rubber leeches to the suit, each with a little picture of some random GOP loser for the face. Be sure to get the placement right, you want your David Vitter types down sniffing around Reagan’s ass, while your Karl Rove types are desperately trying to suck the remainder of Zombie Reagan’s rotted brains out of his oozing skull.

OzoneTom October 30, 2009 at 4:51 pm

I’m going to wear a prison jumpsuit with a huge santorum stain on the seat and go as Bernie Madoff.

AnSnarkist October 30, 2009 at 5:06 pm

[re=447239]V572625694[/re]: The Cambrian Explosion had a long-fuse.

Darkness October 30, 2009 at 5:07 pm

[re=447236]Fox News Light[/re]: You get an “iPhone” dude. And we are all still curious what that exactly is.

Fox News Light October 30, 2009 at 5:11 pm

[re=447359]Terry[/re]: Nope..this stache is all mine.

Also, if this turns out to be my 15 minutes of fame I am going to be thoroughly pissed.

Darkness October 30, 2009 at 5:15 pm

[re=447593]Fox News Light[/re]: I’m sorry, you’re claiming that’s you’re real mustache? If I were your family, I know what I’d be getting you for Christmas. But great costume, nevertheless. Less of a heroic gesture to learn that groucho marx caterpillar isn’t glued on, tho.

Fox News Light October 30, 2009 at 5:24 pm

no no..[re=447598]Darkness[/re]: Sarcasm…only one man has a stache that great, and I am paying homage to him tomorrow….

S.Luggo October 30, 2009 at 5:51 pm

Cambian Explosion (source): a trailer used (pronounced “yoo-st”) for makin’ Hillbilly Heroin in Cambria County, PA, blowed itself up.

Lee Atwater October 30, 2009 at 6:45 pm

I’ll be going as the young girl that Glenn Beck raped and murdered in 1990.

Brendan M. October 30, 2009 at 7:41 pm

[re=447670]Lee Atwater[/re]: Ha.

kappakid October 30, 2009 at 8:16 pm

Go USA.

leaveskoalrebelalone October 31, 2009 at 11:27 am

mike-l steel works for me…the blingee gansta one.

drpangloss October 31, 2009 at 11:41 am

Jesse Ventura is that you?

The shirt needs more sweat stains.

new complexnegro October 31, 2009 at 12:36 pm

White trash at its finest!

rottenart October 31, 2009 at 2:50 pm

[re=447317]blader[/re]: Wow. Cool. I made that pic! Good to see it is serving its viral purpose.

WonkAndRoll October 31, 2009 at 3:09 pm
user-of-owls October 31, 2009 at 3:24 pm

I’m going way retro: Meet Shelley Dracula-Cunt!

President X October 31, 2009 at 8:22 pm

Cheney masks are all sold out here in the San Francisco Bay Area – second runner up Big Scary Mask is that of Mrs Clinton, apparently…

Go Figure November 1, 2009 at 3:24 pm

Good costume:
swim googles, snorkel, draped in black with the biggest sign attached reading “Drowing in debt” covered all over with smaller signs of why….lost my job, health problems, no insurance, etc. etc.

But I myself embraced the 40th anniversary of Woodstock– Head to toe Tie dye, bandana & a WOODSTOCK OR BUST sign

ladymacbeth November 1, 2009 at 11:36 pm

[re=447236]Fox News Light[/re]: well i think this costume rocks and i hope you had very many moran beers raised to your creativity.

also, irony.

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