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Joe Lieberman, who is of course with the Democrats on every issue except The War, just keeps talkin’ his Joe Lieberman trash: “I probably will support some Republican candidates for Congress or Senate in the election in 2010. I’m going to call them as I see them.” Fine, campaign for whoever, who cares? But maybe, in exchange for that, he could VOTE WITH HIS PARTY ON A FREAKING PROCEDURAL MOTION INSTEAD OF NOT DOING THAT. Goodness. Someone just get it over with and throw in a $10 million earmark to build the Joe Lieberman Museum of Accomplishments & High-Tech Masturbatorium in Stamford, which is all he’s ever wanted. Meanwhile, thank you to our fine contributing artist Lauri Apple for this very evil drawing of Joe Lieberman wearing a rat mask. [TPM]
Finally we have a picture for the dictionary next to the definition of “venality.”
P.S. Since you can’t see his lightly salted poison dick, lift your spirits by imagining that he ate it.
Maybe it’s been worth it to let him keep his precious (and no doubt lucrative) DHS committee chair. Because if he goes of the rez on health care, now they can take it away from him for-evah.
Remember this asshole giving a speech at the Republican Fucking National Convention last summer? Sweet Jeebus!
Let’s all send Lieberman pork chops.
And what Newell calls a rat mask, Lieberman calls a face.
Holy Joe.
Joe Lieberman is living proof of why one should never use diarrhea to inseminate foot fungus.
The Rat.
To Lauri’s credit, it’s much easier to draw Jo-Hell as an anthropomorphized rat than as a flaming douchebag.
I personally plan on dressing up as JOEMENTUM for Halloween this year.
Shit, I thought that was a rat wearing a Joe Lieberman mask, for Halloween.
shortsshortsshorts: With or without the tail and dick?
SHMENDRIK
shortsshortsshorts: Good luck finding enough fake poop for your costume, there’s a run on it.
Joe Lieberman is a rat, so let’s mail him live rats! With bubonic plague! That will make his life “extremely painful.”
It’s not particularly effective to ask him to “vote with his party”, since he is technically an independent, and therefore partyless. “Vote for the party that got you where you are, who you then later backstabbed, because you are an undignfied, narcissistic hack” would be more accurate.
Liquid: Can we ask Confucious to make 2010 the Year of the Ox?
I am appalled that you have chosen to portray Senator Lieberman as a rat. That is highly disrespectful–to rats. At least rats contribute to the food chain, which is more than one could say about the abysmally useless egomaniac that is Joe Lieberman.
Usually I would get on my high horse about any depiction of a Jewish person as a rat. However, in this case I am willing to make an exception.
Here’s a question with no wrong answer: Who picked the worst vice-presidential candidate in human history? John McCain or Al Gore?
Who’s the leader of the club
That’s made for useless douches?
L-I-E-B-E-R R-A-T-Fucker
Hey! there, Hi! there, Ho! there
You’re as welcome as can be
L-I-E-B-E-R R-A-T-Fucker
Lieber Rat!
Lieber Rat!
Why doesn’t some uninsured terminal cancer patient just take Holy Joe out of his misery?
they would get health care in jail and probably wouldnt live to be sentenced.
Oh, too much?
shortsshortsshorts: I applaud your courage, your ambition and your dedication. Fitting yourself into a 2 inch, razor thin Moebius Cock constructed of felt and newspaper will be difficult. YouTube, plz.
Die…
Die…
Die…
I cunt.
Any guy with the middle name ‘Isadora’ is destined to be a:
drama queen,
attention whore,
witch.
He looks a healthier than normal. Needs more jowls and face droop. And a caption such as, “Why doesn’t anyone like me?”
Mad Brahms: Except he sits on all those Dem committees.
Grundle. My wonkette word of the day! I was always told to keep learning. Thank you Mr. Newell!
Extemporanus:
Da
Da
Da
Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lq9m5izHxEI
Joe Lieberman = the mouse that roared.
user-of-owls: “And if I see Lieberman, I swear to the Lord I will slay him!”
AH HA HA HA!
“for this very evil drawing”
It’s a drawing? My bad.
HandsomePete: Reid shoulda stripped his committees away, like he was going to do. At one point. Before he wimped out. As usual.
Mad Brahms: Bernie Sanders is an Independent too. But he’s not a douche.
germansteel: George W. Bush.
Joe’s not a rat, really. Rats spread disease — Joe’s potential filibuster is just going to make the world safer for disease. So more of a rat’s best friend, with a giant dollop of preening pious sanctimony thrown in.
germansteel:It’s a toss-up. After every meal.
Clean For Gene:You think Bush picked Cheney? MORAN!
Lauri Apple: cute name, delightful drawings
Lauri Apple said a bad word.
I say this as a member of the tribe: Joe Leiberman, bad for the Jews.
Schmuck.
marioninnyc: A shandeh fer di Yidden
Actual sphincter.
Sen. Tom Harkin (D-Iowa), chairman of the Senate HELP Committee, told reporters that Lieberman (I-Conn.) ought to consider the benefits of his membership in the Democratic caucus before he decides how to vote on healthcare reform.
Lieberman has faced questions about his loyalty to the Democratic caucus ever since he endorsed and campaigned for Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) for president in 2008.
I think the time for questions about his ‘loyal’ is long past.
A Connecticut Yankee in King Limbaugh’s Pocket
Here’s to Joementum the Putz!
An asshole, no ifs, ands, or buts.
Says that vain, pompous fool
And RNC tool:
“Health care?! You gotta be nuts!”
Joe the Schmo last campaigned for Republican McCain and that turned out real well for the GOP. I encourage Joe to campaign for every GOP candidate across the board and to take Joe the Plumber with him on all the campaign stops. Two Schmos are better than one.
His wife works for the health insurance industry. And she wants to help women who have breast cancer.
which one of these things is not like the other?
germansteel: I’ve always wondered, did Lieberman actually destroy the negatives of Al tearing the neck out of a baby bunny with his teeth, or do you think he made copies?
Rats are pretty nice and even affectionate when you get to know them. There’s even a true story of a rat helping his crippled buddy rat across a street. If that rat had been Joe Asshole, he would have told his crippled buddy to throw himself under a bus.
This picture is an insult to rats everywhere.
Hey, Joe, where’re you goin’ with that dick in your hand?
sati demise: “Oh, too much?”
Not at all. I salute your moderation.
CankleBiter: “My wonkette word of the day!”
Remember, use it three times in a sentence and it’s yours.
bhosp: “Joe Lieberman = The mouse that roared, then sh!t on an average of 58.2% of its state”.
/fixed
Joe only accepts e mail from his Connecticut constituents…… but his vote can kill the public option for the entire nation.
Joe just took the Douche level to a never-been-seen-before low.
He probably requested extra Homeland security protection for Halloween…..at OUR expense.
Joe must go…. what are you waiting for Connecticut????? Recall this JOe-ker