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For RedState, the time has come to fling poop toys at a Blue Dog Democrat. Erick Erickson writes, “Here’s the thing — if we make Earl Pomeroy’s life extremely painful for the next week, Republicans are going to think twice about jumping ship and so will a lot of the Blue Dog Democrats.” The actual Oxford-Harvard dictionary definition of “extremely painful” is “have some toy poop show up at your office in North Dakota.” It is more painful than cancer & Hitler combined. [RedState via Salon/War Room]
Erick is running out of ideas pretty early in the game, isn’t he?
Seeing as how the Fake Fecal Matter Manufacturing industry was left out of the stimulus bill, I can only see this as a positive.
Erick Erickson ought to send real poop to him, and by that I mean he should shove himself in an envelope and mail it.
I think it’s time we began a campaign to send something to Erick.
they should just send human shit — they have enough because THEY ARE FULL OF IT!!!
I thought the rock salt thing was silly, but this is childishly retarded.
Trig is going to love twitter. Sarah or Bristol or Levi or Willow should buy Trig whatever netbook has the biggest keys right now. Trig will be like the king of twitter.
Erick Erickson = quite the stimulus package for the Post Office.
“Ew, Erickson” was a surprisingly apt choice for a Twitter handle.
The mind reels.
“But you screw up just this much — and you’ll be flying a plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong!”
– a generic bald Navy guy, to Maverick and Goose.
. . . and straight to North Dakota. I feel the need for speed.
tootsieroll: yea, like letter bombs.
FAKE dog poop. No guts, no glory, Erick, son of Erick Erickson…Erick.
Also Erick.
Is there a word for ironically-misguided protests a la Redstate? I suggest “re(tard)monstration”.
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Um — Pomeroy’s a Democrat. So it’s not like the RedStaters would’ve liked him or voted for him anyway. They’re just mad at him because he’s a fiscal conservative and finds Pelosi’s bill to be sufficiently cost-effective. So I guess they’re mad at him for not being a hypocrite and a Benedict Arnold? I do not get these people.
tootsieroll: The fake plastic vomit was always classy. At least, the nuns thought so.
blinky_twinkie: Please tell me at least Erick has a link to his Amazon store that sells the fake poop, so this can be explained by the profit motive.
I mean, I got the Salt-Melts-Snowe joke; OK ha-ha, aren’t you clever. But fake poop? That is just the thing for an 8-year-old.
You have to admire a man who finds his core competency - even if it is sending retarded stuff to random politicians via mail.
It will be great when Redstate gets done flinging poo and returns to picking lice off each other.
tootsieroll: Trucknutz?
Isn’t there a way sending poop to someone can be twisted into a terrorist attack so that his idiot can be sent down to Gitmo and have the turduckin on Thankgiving?
He’s such a freaking turd.
Oh. Never mind.
binarian: I thought the rock salt thing was silly, but this is a blessed little angel
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Mr. Erikson has an interesting method about him…FOR ME TO POOP ON!
I suppose if your pecker doesn’t work, you begin to think shit like sending ten or twleve piles of fake dog shit IS effective. Go ahead, please contine wasting yout money, redstaters. There will be ten thousand virgins for all of you in Narnia.
Too bad they will all be dudes…
OT, but Slate sucks substantially less than usual today:
http://www.doublex.com/blog/thedesirelab/my-fantasy-lovers-say-things-me-id-never-tolerate-real-life
Up next: Send Barney Frank non-kosher frankfurters, because democrats are real WIENERS and their healthcare plan is NOT KOSHER. Also, he’s gay.
This may yet be the worst side effect of the USPS’ new “if it fits, it ships” flat rate policy.
Erick Erickson is one of the feces of the GOP.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
TVarmy: Also to Anthony Weiner
When I first saw it, I read it as Ewik Ewikson, and thought it was a jokey fake twitter account someone was using to make fun of him. And I thought “Hmm, joking Erickson would send poop in the mail. Sounds like him, but not that funny.” Then I saw that it was true.
This guy is really starting to get a little… out there. Personally, I can’t wait to hear that the communist Chinese factory they bought the dog poop from decided to expand operations and throw several US dog poop factories out of business.
TVarmy: Then they’ll send plastic toy rhinos to Congressional Republicans who are RINO’s. That will send a message!
Fake poop isn’t cheap. How do I get on Erick’s shit list?
whiskey tango foxtrot? “fake poop”? that is to say, “faux merde”? that is to say, “phony crap”? no shortage of that among the tea-swilling cowards, i’m given to understand.
Did Mr. Pomeroy get Pomeranian poop?
Flanders: *golf clap*
You know, I was wondering what happened to “Gallagher”. He’s all up in ur ritewing blogz.
Fake dog poop? To Pomeroy? Via mail service? Ho, that is brutal to the maxxx!
And next, they can like… like totally dress up a guy in a blue dog costume with Earl Pomeroy written on it.. and like some other guy can be flipping him the bird, and then they should totally take a picture AND E-MAIL POMEROY THAT PICTURE! I CAN ALMOST FEEL THE MASSIVE BURN ALREADY!!!
V572625694: NOT TRUE!!! I just checked and Slate is adhering to is customary level of sucking.
ITS customary level of sucking. So sorry.
Erick always has some poop handy. “Just in case.”
These guys are doing it wrong. It’s supposed to be real poop, in a flaming paper bag, at their doorstep - then right the doorbell and run away. They need to go do this at his office in DC.
thesheriffisnear: Did you go to the link, though? You might enjoy it, depending on several things.
What about sending little fake plastic Erick Ericksons to despised congresspeoples? That will keep them up at night.
In the South, we’d say “He sure is full of himself” but I’m at a loss as to what you’d send to reflect that…balloons?
V572625694: So she’s a fornicator. Meh. Next.
V572625694: Oh yeah. Had to step away for a few minutes. I’m much better,now.
“Extremely painful?” This is truly worse than waterboarding!
It’s not even very good fake dog poop. And it comes packaged, so there won’t even be any interns harmed in the commission of this poopery. http://tinyurl.com/yac85p7
It’s the Aetna ad scrolling right below this article that really pulls everything together.
I’m calling my broker right now…Go large on fake dogshit!
I really hope redstaters think they are changing the world. i want to see what they come up with next. We should play it up, pretend to be threatened by this storm of dog poop coming from the heartland. This could completely derail our plans of socialized government run redistribution of etc.
I’m totally sending Erick some Hitler poop.
Let me guess, Redstate realized that it’s too cold in North Dakota for salt to be useful.
Terry: Obviously his parents had the same redundancy defect.
Erick Erickson is actual a fleshlight that has been animated, like a golem, but full of semen.
We should send Redstate something. They hate spending the taxpayers money, right? So let’s all send them taxpayer money! Oh, wait. We already do. Friggen redstaters already suck in more federal welfare from the rest of the country. Shouldn’t they be ashamed or something? Redstate rural welfare queens.
On the other hand, in the spirit of “rock salt melts Snowe” we should just send Erick Erickson a case of Summer’s Eve.