Last time Orly Taitz existed publicly, Judge Clay Land fined her $20,000 for abusing her license to practice law by suing the dickens out of everything, multiple times, because she had Wikipedia’d the word “fascism” that morning. She’s yet to pay the $20,000, but she has attempted to make reparations in the form of procuring like, way more than $20,000 worth of justice. Specifically, she’s offered to commence a lawsuit that will force Barack Obama to admit that he’s actually the President of Kenya. Why will no one let Orly Taitz do this??
A U.S. District Court judge has dismissed one of Orly Taitz’s birther lawsuits, saying it would be unconstitutional for the courts to “effectively overthrow a sitting president.”
In his ruling, Judge David O. Carter said the plaintiffs, represented by Taitz, had asked the courts to go outside their constitutional power by demanding President Obama produce further documentation proving he was born in the United States, and if he couldn’t, shutting down the federal government and holding an election.
Uhhh, seems like Orly Taitz is not the only one familiar with http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fascism
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That is one fine lookin’ woman…oh yeah.
Her picture says it all.
Obama, the Taintz’s after you.
Obama, if she catches you you’re through.
Obama, the Taintz’s after you.
Obama, if she catches you you’re through.
That Taintz is really a crazy clown,
When will she learn she can never birf him down?
Poor Barry Obama never bothers anyone (unless they’re fat, white and delusional),
Just runnin’ for the Preznit’s his idea of having fun.
She looks like an avatar from Green Acres: The Video Game.
This judge isn’t as funny as the Georgia one, though the complaint does have some good moments. I particularly like the note, “Keyes and Drake received a total of four hundredths of one percent of the popular vote for president.” While I know Keyes was crazy, I hadn’t known he was a part of the whole birther lawsuit bullshit.
Be sure to visit the comments. Apparently Obama’s parentage is part of a decades long conspiracy by Reid and Pelosi to get the UN forces to invade ‘merica. Really. Involves a famous spy from E Germany.
I think that dude is Aryan Coulter’s brother.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpnJ9zV_TNw
Her wig is screwed on too tight.
It says a lot that this person has not landed a slot on Fox “News.” My guess is that they’re afraid of what will happen to that eye makeup when she pulls a Beckley and cries.
One day, when Obama has finally stepped down after fessing up to his Kenyan birth, and Sarah Palin has taken her rightful mantle as president, Orly Taitz will be portrayed as a dogged hero in TV movies.
A bar exam just isn’t the sieve it once was.
In honor of Halloween, I’m blowing up Oily’s pic and creating a lifesize cutout to prop in front of my house. Guaranteed to scare the shit out of all those goddamned
beggarstrick or treaters.[re=446927]frailamerica[/re]: THAT was freakin’ hilarious!
[re=446924]Pithaughn[/re]: So Markus Wolf’s diabolical plan has finally come to fruition. Well, that explains Wikipedia’s unattributed description of him: He is generally regarded as the best spymaster in the world. More likely his diabolical plan was to plant gratuitous paeans to his genius in Wikipedia.
[re=446929]BeWoot[/re]: Wow! hadn’t thought of that. Why HASN’T she been invited on Fox News as a guest wacko? Too crazy even for them>
[re=446929]BeWoot[/re]: The sad part is that even some on Fox News [sic] think she’s nuts.
The birthers are now boycotting Falafel Boy.
http://www.salon.com/news/politics/birthers/index.html?story=/politics/war_room/2009/10/29/orly_o_reilly
“… since people believe O’Reilly to be fair and balanced.”
[re=446932]Spike[/re]: Sort of Erin Brockovich meets Simple Jack.
Get my agent on the horn!
A U.S. District Court judge has dismissed one of Orly Taitz’s birther lawsuits, saying it would be unconstitutional for the courts to “effectively overthrow a sitting president.”
Otherwise it would have happened years ago!
CRANKY BECAUSE SHE HAS A CAVITY?
Physician, Heal thyself.
Is it Orly Taitz- or is it Orly Taint?
[re=446939]hobospacejunkie[/re]: Wow. Just because it’s Halloween eve, I visited the spymaster’s son’s website. Compared to him Orly is as fucking sane as Al Roker. Who knew Gary Condit was on the grassy knoll, wearing shades. It is all so clear when expressed in all caps of various colors, run on sentences, and fuzzy pictures from 50 years ago.
I’m also wondering why she hasn’t been disbarred yet. She seems to be unable to grasp some of the most basic legal concepts. Like burden of proof and where it lies in this case.
[re=446924]Pithaughn[/re]: If only Reid and Pelosi were that competent. That’s the thing with these conspiracy theorists: They give WAY too much credit to the gubmint.
[re=446949]hagajim[/re]: Oily Taintz. Get with the program!
[re=446954]hobospacejunkie[/re]: Oily Taint? Eew.
I want documents proving Orly is not a drag queen. Why wouldn’t orly provide proof that h/she was born female?
Go easy on Orly — if your parents named you after the airport bathroom you were conceived in, you’d be mad at the world too.
[re=446952]binarian[/re]: That’s probably going to be coming soon, especially with her refusal to pay the sanctions in the Georgia case. Trouble is, disciplinary hearings take a long time to get going.
The pic in the article may be my new favorite Orly pic. It’s borderline hot in a space-MILF kind of way.
http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/assets_c/2009/10/orly-taiz-ca-dentist-cropped-proto-custom_2.jpg
Orange County — the Asian women are bleached blonde, the Mexican American women are bleached blonde, the African American women are bleached blonde, the pink people are bleached blonde, and even the Orthodox JAPs who shave their heads wear bleached blonde wigs. Otoh, it may be the only orthodox thing that Oily does. With her law degree from Taft, a mail order school not accredited by the California Bar, Oily is a predictably silly lawyer, but it’s a perfectly scary Halloween idea to imagine her anywhere close to working on somebody’s teeth!
[re=446952]binarian[/re]: A Cleveland law professor has filed a formal complaint with the California Bar Ass. regarding Taitz’s competency as an attorney.
[re=446959]JMP[/re]: also, that last little bit “Additionally, the Court has received several sworn affidavits that Taitz asked potential witnesses that she planned to call before this Court to perjure themselves. This Court is deeply concerned that Taitz may have suborned perjury through witnesses she intended to bring before this Court.”
That’s bad, right? suborning perjury? They always make it seem bad on Law and Order, so maybe that will help with the disbarring.
Damn!!! Those chubby cheeks could hold an entire bukkake party!!
She has a cavity…between her ears.
Sometimes I really think Oily’s efforts to expose that ferrener Hussein are all just an elaborate ruse to distract us from the fact that she’s on the run from INS. Why else would she be hopping from district to district like some sort of judicial floozy?
It’d make a pretty cool movie: like Catch Me If You Can only with slightly less eyeliner.
Isn’t there some judge somewhere who could order Orly to prove she is a lawyer or a woman or sane?
[re=446965]the deliverator[/re]: If that can be proven, it could mean prison time. And yeah, even more reason to disbar her.
Orly: “Obama’s uses his Kenyan voo-doo powers.”
http://www.orlytaitzesq.com/
Please show dentist/realtor/correspondence-school lawyer Czarina Madam Orly your support.
[re=446921]loquaciousmusic[/re]: Arnold Ziffle?
[re=446976]Tundra Grifter[/re]: Oink, oink!
“Orly Taitz” sounds like the disease you’d get in Brooklyn from eating too many potato chips.
“Why Would Orly Taitz Come Up With A Second Idea For A Lawsuit When The One She Already Has Is So Good?”
Well, clearly, she has her “dentist” hat on for this one.
[re=446963]TVarmy[/re]: I can almost see the indentations in that doorjamb from her velociraptor claws.
[re=446923]JMP[/re]: I thought the judge was a hoot. A dry hoot, but a hoot none the less:
“The Court has a word for such a refusal to follow the orders of the President of the United States, but it will leave the issue to the military to resolve.”
“…Plaintiffs received only four hundreds of one percent of the vote. The Court may have already met this entire group of voters at the hearings on this matter”
[re=446957]Dreamer[/re]: Be careful what you wish for. I have enough trouble parsing Lady Gaga’s equipment.
Oily Taintz . . . ha ha ha
[re=446964]lawrenceofthedesert[/re]: Ok, that’s good news. I know if I were a lawyer, I’d wince every time I heard this idiot’s name.
She’s feisty. She’ll show you her teeth.
She’s a man, baby!
[re=446942]FMA[/re]: Erin Blag-OYE-vitch?
It’s too bad that Orly Taitz can’t be expelled from the US for being an annoying retard, because setting that legal precedent would mean half the population would have to go as well.
Hmm
[re=446921]loquaciousmusic[/re]: I think she was in Plan One From Outer Space. Because she couldn’t count to nine.
I have to admit I find the Douglas County GA trailer park look rather hot. The only thing is that her accent might interfere with her rendition of “Stand by your Man”.
[re=446958]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Yeah, and the shittiest airport in Europe, too. Except for Heathrow. But then there’s the Nazi security people in Frankfurt.
I don’t blame her for being pissed, but I do blame her for the hairdo. And that jaw seems too wide for a girl. Makeup sucks. Meow. Also.
[re=446975]S.Luggo[/re]: “Voo-doo”? What is she, T. Herman Zweibel?
So the website claims to be the “World’s Leading Obama Eligibility Challenge Web Site”. That’s like me claiming to be the World’s Leading Connoisseur of Midget Transsexual Pornography”.
I dig the three photos on the front page stolen from Failblog followed by the photo of Barry’s inauguration, all under the caption “What Happened???”
They might as well have titled it “How Did This Nigra Become Our President???”
Dreamer, it’s *way* too ugly to be a drag queen. A tranny, maybe.
Sometimes I forget to come to the Wonkettes. And then when I come back, I find amazing posts like this with comments to match and I chuckle myself silly in my cubicle.
Thank you, Wonketteers.
[re=446927]frailamerica[/re]: Someone at The Daily Show or SNL needs to give Sue Galloway her shot. That is just too good.
[re=446924]Pithaughn[/re]: I thought you were kidding and then I thought that the poster at TPM was doing satire and then I realized that he wasn’t and then I cried.
Wow. She and her friends really, really luv ALL CAPS.
http://www.orlytaitzesq.com/?p=5572
Who knew that George Washington was born in a place called “George Washington Birthplace National Monument” in a town called Washington’s Birthplace, VA? They knew George was going to be born there BEFORE HE WAS BORN. Isn’t that WEIRD and maybe even TREASONOUS???
That’s just like how ACORN and Ayres planted fake birth announcements for Barry in the Honolulu papers years before he ran for Preznit, because they’re sharp like that.
WHAT IS GEORGE WASHINGTON’S FAMILY TRYING TO HIDE? HENNGH?
[re=447012]the problem child[/re]: Judge Carter and Judge Land need to team up and take this show on the road as the legal version of Rowan and Martin.
Oh Oily Taintz, the gift that keeps on giving. Christmas really did come early this year!
I imagine the judges haven’t locked her up in the loony bin yet because they, too, want to see just how far this nutcase will go. Plus, of course, the non-stop-lulz.
[re=446963]TVarmy[/re]: Space-MILF.
Thank you for adding a new a wonderful word to my vocabulary.
that picture gave me a great idea for a terrifying halloween costume.
[re=447075]DangerousLiberal[/re]: Wrong Ed Wood cinematic masterpiece. Look at that picture. Clearly you should have used Glen or Glenda?
I am now a new creation of God. He changed my heart and changed my life. He wants to do that for you too, if you will admit you are a sinner and call to God through His Son, Jesus Christ, for mercy and forgiveness. Do it today. Then call Orly Taitz.”
Wow.
I, for one, am totally convinced by the pro-Orly comment to the TPM article stating: “Is the great secret he so expensively hides that his mixed-race parentage is in that his FATHER was white, and his mother, a black Indonesian? That his father was none other than Master Spy East German Stasi General Markus Wolf? Born & groomed from young to be an Economic Manchurian Candidate, the same way I was? He’s my father, too. The Great 0 is actually my half-brother (On the white side). There’s others Wolf so bio-engineered, as you’ll read at: http://www.rickhyatt.freeservers.com.”
I mean, look people: we have the above PROOF, straight from an actual website, that Obama is the son of an East German Stasi General, born in Kenya, and groomed from his youth to be a Manchurian Candidate. It’s all proven to be true! Can’t all you socialists OPEN YOUR EYES TO THE OBVIOUS TRUTH?
You know she’s rockin’ white go-go boots in that pic.
You Sheeple laugh but are clearing ignoring a plot that began with the Phoebus Cartel’s arsonist burning of the Reichstag in 1933 launching the Nazi-Communist plot to undermine American through the Second World War II then the Cold War and now Manchurian Candidates Barry Hussein Obama Soeterno fake created monster by collusion of the Eurabian Axis of Communist Russia and Al Queda working with the Trilateral Commission, the Fed, and the Montauk Project to install one world health care starting by using fluoridated water and lacing our skies with chemtrail poison developed by the North Viet Cong, the Bin Laden family and spy Werner Von Braun at Area 51 on August 4, 1951, EXACTLY 10 years to the day before Obama’s birthday in Mombassa, Indonesia, to a black East German spy and her white Kenyan husband from Maui placing Rosemary Omen baby Obama illegally in United States against Our Constitution. See Erich Von Daniken’s book on the Illuminati’s secret records of Nostradamus – IF you can find a copy that hasn’t been mysteriously disappeared.
[re=446920]ManchuCandidate[/re]: BEEP BEEP!
[re=447268]One Yield Regular[/re]: The truth is out there!
Somewhere in Moldova, there really is a little, muddy village and it really is missing an idiot.
[re=446932]Spike[/re]: The Orly Taitz Story, starring the guy who played Freddy Krueger.
[re=447125]President Beeblebrox[/re]: I did not know that Polk was born in a Post Office.
[re=447125]President Beeblebrox[/re]:
Worse yet, did you know George Washington wasn’t even born in the United States? He was born at a place calld Pope’s Creek, so I’d obviously a Vatican conspiracy.
can we please send oily taintz back to russia? oh the fucking irony.
[re=446952]binarian[/re]: She’s suing in states where she hasn’t even been barred yet. Cali would have to care about what Georgia’s got going on and is there a mechanism for that?
If she gets convicted, I say her sentence should be to be Palin’s volunteer personal assistant for 6 months, and it has to be a reality show. Think of the entertainment value!
I posted this on Facebook, here is the response I got:
These days an unfortunately high percentage (52% if I recall correctly) of Americans are nothing more than sheep. Beliefs, principles, agendas…all that shit aside, let us take a look at the most simple fact. The fact that the usurper who resides at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW has … Read Morefailed to provide adequate proof of his citizenship and is therefore not eligible to lead this nation. All of those “liberal dumbasses” (thank you Ryan, I like that) need to go back to whatever sorry-assed education system they came from and be reminded of the requirements of the President of the United States.
That elephant-eared lying sack of shit does not meet them.
Oh, feck, fick, fack, fuck, fuckitty, fuck, fuck. What the heinous hell is this wire-haired, swivel-eyed, turkey-necked minger doing running about loose. Are there no secure hospital places? Care-in-the-community can go way too far ya’ kno’. Mad as a box of waltzing mice is one thing, ugly as a bulldog licking piss off a stinging nettle another, both together is the short straw in the tyrannosaur tooth cleaning sweepstake. Face it, if you looked like this, you’d want to sue the world too, and be the maddest dentist since “Marathon Man”.
This man should not be able to practice law.
O rly?
She is truly Satan’s penis.
OILY TITS! OILY TITS! OILY TITS!
There, I feel better
She looks like a lesbian.
Oily Tits is one coo-coo bitch!
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