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‘MAGICAL ELVES’ ARE SHOOTING A D.C. REALITY SHOW, TOO: Yet another dumb new show about young rich sociopaths obsessed with power and clothes: “From the Emmy award-winning producers of Project Runway and Top Chef comes a new documentary series about the chic up and comers in our nation’s capital. If you are a Washington, D.C., society insider, recent college graduate or future political powerhouse, please e-mail us atcasting@magicalelves.com. You must be 21 or over and currently live in D.C. or be planning to move there in the next couple of months.” DON’T BELIEVE THEM! Magical elves (e.g. Mitt Romney) are known succubi. [Ezra Klein]


2:03 PM on Thu October 29 2009
By Jim Newell
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  1. Yay Meghan McCain can finally get herself a job!

  2. Larry McAwful says at 2:05 pm, October 29th, 2009

    I thought Dennis Kucinich was Washington DC’s magic elf. My favorite magic elf remains Yes lead singer Jon Anderson, though.

    Mittens is a mean elf, I bet.

  3. ManchuCandidate says at 2:07 pm, October 29th, 2009

    Magicalelves?

    Is this what the kids call Douchebags these days?

  4. Intern Riley is 21, right?

  5. Godless Liberal says at 2:09 pm, October 29th, 2009

    Dear Jim: Fuck you for using that picture. Shit and piss do not come out of fabric easily.

  6. the problem child says at 2:10 pm, October 29th, 2009

    Magicalelves will be disappointed when their cast turns out to be a bunch of people who like to waste time on Wonkette all day.

  7. binarian says at 2:12 pm, October 29th, 2009

    If you go to their website you’ll see they’re pushing to produce things like “Air Guitar Nation” and “America’s Next Producer”. So this garbage isn’t a stretch at all for them.

  8. Someone make sure that this ad gets posted on LNS, please. The whole cast could be made up of legacy halfwits from Duke and UVa.

  9. Not me. I turn the other chic.

  10. friendlyskies says at 2:17 pm, October 29th, 2009

    Moar buttsecks than Top Chef, too!

  11. bitchincamaro says at 2:20 pm, October 29th, 2009

    Something tells me there will be free “iPhones” on this one.

  12. Larry McAwful says at 2:20 pm, October 29th, 2009

    I like Top Cat. I miss Burger Chef. But I just can’t get into Top Chef. Why? Why? WHY??!?!?!11?

  13. Monsieur Grumpe says at 2:26 pm, October 29th, 2009

    I wrote them asking if I could be on the show. I claimed I worked for a drunken, abusive congressman. Think they’ll buy it?

  14. Monsieur Grumpe says at 2:30 pm, October 29th, 2009

    Monsieur Grumpe:
    Bad address. Boy, am I disappointed.

  15. Fly Over Girl says at 2:32 pm, October 29th, 2009

    Um … a succubus (plural succubi; from Latin succuba; “prostitute” ) is a *female* demon that seduces men. Got the Romney and boys thing though.

  16. AbstinenceOnly Ed says at 2:34 pm, October 29th, 2009

    Fly Over Girl: Mittenz is in Incubus!??! Theyr RAWK!!!!

  17. AggieDemocrat says at 2:36 pm, October 29th, 2009

    Great, just what we need. More douchebag shows for douchebags that show douchebags at their douchebaggiest.

    I hate everything.

  18. the problem child says at 2:39 pm, October 29th, 2009

    Monsieur Grumpe: did you e-mail casting@magicalelves.com or some address that was fused to the word at?

  19. queeraselvis v 2.0 says at 2:40 pm, October 29th, 2009

    binarian: America’s Next Top Political Douchebag?

  20. binarian says at 2:46 pm, October 29th, 2009

    queeraselvis v 2.0: for that they need to go trolling near that club we used to make fun of here all the time. Can’t remember the name…..

  21. Gopherit says at 3:12 pm, October 29th, 2009

    this is going to be all about LNS and midnight Plan B runs.

  22. Larry McAwful says at 3:21 pm, October 29th, 2009

    binarian: Club for Growth, right?

  23. Monsieur Grumpe says at 4:07 pm, October 29th, 2009

    the problem child:
    Doh, thanks.

  24. Suds McKenzie says at 6:51 pm, October 29th, 2009

    Mizz Wonkette is a shoe in.

  25. ladymacbeth says at 12:10 am, October 30th, 2009

    hollywood RULZ dc.

  26. LowerdPeninsula says at 3:29 am, October 30th, 2009

    Larry McAwful: Nope, DC’s resident magic elf is long-time Michigan Senator Carl Levin. Though, if you want to split hairs he could be classified as D.C.’s resident gnome.

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