‘MAGICAL ELVES’ ARE SHOOTING A D.C. REALITY SHOW, TOO: Yet another dumb new show about young rich sociopaths obsessed with power and clothes: “From the Emmy award-winning producers of Project Runway and Top Chef comes a new documentary series about the chic up and comers in our nation’s capital. If you are a Washington, D.C., society insider, recent college graduate or future political powerhouse, please e-mail us atcasting@magicalelves.com. You must be 21 or over and currently live in D.C. or be planning to move there in the next couple of months.” DON’T BELIEVE THEM! Magical elves (e.g. Mitt Romney) are known succubi. [Ezra Klein]
POWER WORSHIP 2:03 pm October 29, 2009
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Yay Meghan McCain can finally get herself a job!
I thought Dennis Kucinich was Washington DC’s magic elf. My favorite magic elf remains Yes lead singer Jon Anderson, though.
Mittens is a mean elf, I bet.
Magicalelves?
Is this what the kids call Douchebags these days?
Intern Riley is 21, right?
Dear Jim: Fuck you for using that picture. Shit and piss do not come out of fabric easily.
Magicalelves will be disappointed when their cast turns out to be a bunch of people who like to waste time on Wonkette all day.
If you go to their website you’ll see they’re pushing to produce things like “Air Guitar Nation” and “America’s Next Producer”. So this garbage isn’t a stretch at all for them.
Someone make sure that this ad gets posted on LNS, please. The whole cast could be made up of legacy halfwits from Duke and UVa.
Not me. I turn the other chic.
Moar buttsecks than Top Chef, too!
Something tells me there will be free “iPhones” on this one.
I like Top Cat. I miss Burger Chef. But I just can’t get into Top Chef. Why? Why? WHY??!?!?!11?
I wrote them asking if I could be on the show. I claimed I worked for a drunken, abusive congressman. Think they’ll buy it?
[re=446444]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]:
Bad address. Boy, am I disappointed.
Um … a succubus (plural succubi; from Latin succuba; “prostitute” ) is a *female* demon that seduces men. Got the Romney and boys thing though.
[re=446453]Fly Over Girl[/re]: Mittenz is in Incubus!??! Theyr RAWK!!!!
Great, just what we need. More douchebag shows for douchebags that show douchebags at their douchebaggiest.
I hate everything.
[re=446450]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: did you e-mail casting@magicalelves.com or some address that was fused to the word at?
[re=446431]binarian[/re]: America’s Next Top Political Douchebag?
[re=446461]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: for that they need to go trolling near that club we used to make fun of here all the time. Can’t remember the name…..
this is going to be all about LNS and midnight Plan B runs.
[re=446466]binarian[/re]: Club for Growth, right?
[re=446460]the problem child[/re]:
Doh, thanks.
Mizz Wonkette is a shoe in.
hollywood RULZ dc.
[re=446418]Larry McAwful[/re]: Nope, DC’s resident magic elf is long-time Michigan Senator Carl Levin. Though, if you want to split hairs he could be classified as D.C.’s resident gnome.
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