LEVI JOHNSON IS HAVING MORE FUN THAN EVERYONE YOU KNOW COMBINED: “‘He’s pumped! He’s ready to shock the world. The hell with fifteen minutes,’ [Levi's publicist Tank] Jones told Us over the phone. ‘As a matter of fact, when I picked him up, he came out the house naked. I said ‘not now!’ Johnston himself took the phone for a moment to chime in, telling Us: ‘I just get naked. That’s what I do.’” That’s what “sex” means, right? Being naked? If not, Levi Johnson has some questions. [Daily Intel]
April 16, 2014
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