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Violent anti-abortion galoot Randall Terry, as manifested on YouTube by this classically trained thespian, would like everyone to do something this Halloween season: form little backyard parties to burn effigies of Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid (as well as any nearby pumpkins! Halloween theme!) Here is the preview of something like that, presumably inspired by the recent fantasy film Inglorious Basterds. [Washington Independent]

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  1. To steal from Bobcat Goldthwait: This is the first time “Harry Reid” and “on fire” have been used in the same sentence in a long time.

  2. If you can convince yourself that there’s a magic man in the sky who cares whether you masturbate, I suppose you can convince yourself of a lot of things. Dems are evil, Obama’s a secret Kenyan, we are somehow moving towards both socialism and fascism, etc.

    Therein lies the problem libruls face.

  3. If they can’t persuade you with their iron-clad arguments and logic, perhaps the specter of hell will cause you to re-think your position. The christards will have Reid-and-Pelosi-burning-in-hell displays on their front lawn, while their teenagers participate in their church youth group’s hell house for some “reality based” halloween fun. Meanwhile, the gays (who do halloween like NOBODY ELSE) can’t have their party in the Castro anymore. It’s an outrage, really.

  4. JEEBUS H. CHRISTMAS –

    THIS ASSFLAKE MAKES ME SO IRRITATE THAT ALL I WANT TO DO IS TYPE IN CAPS, AS IF I WERE SOME SORT OF ORLY TAITZ FAN.

    CAPS LOCK DAY >>> ASSFLAKE RANDALL TERRY

  5. What is he doing celebratin’ a pagan holiday like this Halloween!?!?! Looks like ol’ Harry and Nancy are going to have another roommate, in Hell.

    Also, that prayer sounded Catholic-y. We all know what happens to papists! (Hell).

  6. [re=443544]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]:

    They do, but only because they get chain mail emails saying that Pelosi and Reid are in kahoots with the Devil and all.

  7. Yeah but when was the last time Reid shot an abortion doctor? He’s not nearly conservative enough. And Pelosi, she turned me into a Newt!

  8. yeah, that’s not crazy at all. i thought religious types didn’t approve of halloween, bc it’s all devil-worshippy.

    but i’m very much looking forward to hearing about the related injuries to the effigiers. it’ll be like the 4th of july for the anti-abortion set.

  9. Why burning Randall? You nouveau cathilick. Better to give them pancreatic cancer, then chemo and radiation. And take away their health insurance….what is this Saw VII?

  10. [re=443560]JMP[/re]: “he’s just not sufficiently crazy about it to Terry and his fellow terrorists.”

    To get these people to believe you, you have to foam at the mouth when you talk about fetuses and add a reference about the evils of birth control. Because, you know, they never believe Democrats are all that serious about the subject.

    Given the Xianity of these dangerous morans, I’m assuming they wake up every morning and pause a moment to stare at their bracelet and ponder WWJD. The answer that comes to them is, Jesus would preach hatred toward Democrats and encourage his followers to kill libruls. So don’t blame Randall Terry, blame Jeebus.

  11. [re=443583]DustBowlBlues[/re]: Yep; Terry and his ilk of Catholics love using or threatening violence to try and force others to act as they wish, and have been fairly successful; it’s why there are so few doctors willing to perform abortions in rural areas. They probably long for the return of the good old days of the Spanish Inquisition.

  12. There goes our crazy neighbor, burning congressional leaders in effigy, in his backyard again. Toby, get the garden hose and spray all the fence and the rhodedendrons, would you?

    Dad, you’re jamming my signal, man! Can’t you see I’m mid-drop in Halo3 here? Get Suzie to do it this time! Geeeeez! (Bzow!! Bzoww!)

    Suzie’s doing all the homework she blew off yesterday. Go do it and I’ll put an extra dollar in your allowance if you spray Randall and his barky dogs a little while you’re at it.

  13. Oh-oh that dead blizzard horse Wild Fire meme won’t go away:

    “OH, let’s go up the hill and scare ourselves,
    As reckless as the best of them to-night,
    By setting fire to all the brush we piled
    With pitchy hands to wait for rain or snow.
    Oh, let’s not wait for rain to make it safe.
    The pile is ours: we dragged it bough on bough
    Down dark converging paths between the pines.
    Let’s not care what we do with it to-night.
    Divide it? No! But burn it as one pile
    The way we piled it. And let’s be the talk
    Of people brought to windows by a light
    Thrown from somewhere against their wall-paper.
    Rouse them all, both the free and not so free
    With saying what they’d like to do to us
    For what they’d better wait till we have done.
    Let’s all but bring to life this old volcano,
    If that is what the mountain ever was—
    And scare ourselves. Let Wild Fire loose we will….”

  14. He’d better put up the disclaimer, “Do Not Try This At Home” before some retard burns his entire neighborhood to the ground. All those dry, dead leaves. Oh, there’s going to be a tragedy.

  15. [re=443542]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: Not sure what to say about the hell house link, other than I bet “She’s passed out! Let’s rape her!” is not entirely realistic dialogue.

  16. [re=443622]PsycGirl[/re]: I was prepared to give the acting an “A minus” until the guy getting gay married put his hand over his mouth before kissing his new husband. We do live in the post-Brokeback Mountain era, after all. Heath and Jake set that bar pretty high, I guess.

  17. [re=443565]PrairiePossum[/re]: Who would Jesus burn? Well…

    Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels. Matthew 25:41 (King James Version)

    This was not one of Jesus’ best moments.

  18. Effigy burning: one more thing that Muslim and Christian religious extremists (Insanistanians) share in common.

    [re=443533]chascates[/re]: My thoughts exactly. So long as they don’t live near forests or in California.

    [re=443548]Extemporanus[/re]: win

  19. In related news, The Great Halloween Fire of Aught Nine blazed for forty (40) days and forty (40) nights, and torched wide swaths of Middle America.

  20. [re=443647]Dashboard_Buddha[/re]: Apparently God is lame too. Randall terry was supposed to be satire. Instead, he’s just an un-aborted fetus that got away.

  21. [re=443640]El Pinche[/re]: There’s not much violence from Jesus, but Paul certainly had some anger issues; and then there’s whoever wrote Revelations, which was just a violent revenge fantasy. Dude really hated the Romans. But then, apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

  22. Kids should avoid this guy’s house on Halloween. Imagine what kind of crap he hands out to the Trick or Treaters? Miniature bibles, religious pamphlets and candy corn from the bulk bin.

  23. [re=443614]hobospacejunkie[/re]: Don’t worry. God may or may not care, but I have always been of the firm (heh) opinion that America would be less angry and mean if everyone made sure to get their rocks off at least once a week.

  24. [re=443720]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: ZOMG, when he spun around in that swivel chair….., how did they cast that part? “We’d like you to play the part of Satan, Tom, because you’re so disgustingly fat…kids will be horrified when you turn around and let ’em see your big fat head…” You know that’s how it went down.

  25. [re=443650]Barrett808[/re]: “You can be fairly certain you’ve created God in your image when He hates all the same people you do.”

    Fucking brilliant!

    Either this guy needs to get laid, badly, and/or he needs some serious meds for his abortion tourette’s. Dude also seems to be pissed that he’s got a shapeless face, poor thing.

  26. [re=443606]snideinplainsight[/re]: And that, sir or madame, is a better plot than most crap I’ve seen on TV lately. Granted, I don’t watch much.

  27. Don’t you need oxygen to have fire? Is there really oxygen in the afterlife? Yes? Well, if there’s oxygen, maybe there’s — say — beer. Or Godiva’s chocolate.

    Hey, I just started a new doctrine. THERE’S BEER AND CHOCOLATE IN HELL!

    Prove me wrong, suckas.

  28. i don’t ‘spose you wonkette overlords are looking at lame-ass comments 24 hours late, but i would like to compliment the use of ‘galoots’.

    this is a good word.

  29. EW dude, he’s working on so many levels of foul. Like, Jesus Goblin, Fred Durst, “beatnik” glasses from 1996, unidentified hoodie with likely bowling shirt with flames lurking underneath, random shouting of words…just a really rapey vibe in general.

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