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Sure, you can’t prevent any old dingbat from loading a “fan foto” to your Facebook fan page. But my oh my, what fans the RNC has! [Raw Story]
AMERICA'S TOP THREAT
This is what Michelle Bachmann sees when she looks up from her Gore Vidal tomes.
No matter what spin the RNC might want to put on things, their loyal base shows through in the end.
Oh dear,
This is going to deeply hurt KFC stock.
Why do Republicans hate ‘Murkin Kapitalizmz?
Oh. My. God.
Are these people insane?
I’ve got nothing against fried chicken. Some of my best friends are fried chickens. But someone has to think of the kids.
OMG the satire! Such good satire. I mean, a black man eating fried chicken and then some retarded spiel against racemixing. Zing!
IS that Michael Steele’s leg President Obama is chewing??
Once I read the fourth syllable in “miscegenation” I realized no current GOP Representative was actually behind the caption.
This makes Baby Jesus cry, that little pussy.
…we see their true colors shining through…
yowza, yowza, yowza
Shucks Coronel, these Southern Right Wingers ain’t so tough.
This persuasive piece of visual rhetoric makes me re-think my whole liberal outlook. From now on, I want more war, more freedom, less health insurance, and my country back! Where’s his birth certificate?–you know, the long-form one!
My excellent local paper did its part today too:
http://www3.signonsandiego.com/stories/2009/oct/26/crowd-kicks-8216tea-party8217-tour/?uniontrib
In the church I grew up in we were taught in no uncertain terms that miscegenation was a sin unto god. When Vietnam vets started
bringing home new wives, the preachers did some amazing acrobatic moves to show us how it only applied to blacks and whites, not the Asians.
It was a Southern Baptist church, of course.
Wait I thought he was a nelitist who likes Waffles & Arugula!? Damn half-breeds, encompassing conflicting stereotypes! I like my political figures more easily categorizable, like that muppet Michael Steele!
Mastication. Misinformation. Martinization. Masturbation.
Hi — yeah, I’ll have the party of Lincoln, with a side order of David Duke.
Okay (already posted snark so forgive the rant cuz I can’t stand this shit)
I think Mother Teresa was (probably unintentionally) a sadistic bitch who was more in love with Poverty and Suffering rather than the poor who suffer, but; srsly, RNC?
Ever seen poor people in India? They’re considered lucky if they even have all their limbs; leprous or not.
In certain parts of the world “Get a job” translates into either prostitution, joining a child army or working in an American-owned chemical plant with “thrifty” safety standards.
Its really hard to say which is worse, the new and growing libertarian rand-tard paul-tard “base” of the GOP, or the old Christ-tard base. Gee, do I want to go back 300 years to a puritan theocracy, or only 100 years, to the 70 hour work week at the old Triangle Shirtwaist Factory, with begging as my retirement/disability plan?
That must be an RNC member Barry is nomming so earnestly. And when he’s done, Rahm will bury the bones at a crossroads and performs danse des petits cygnes on top of them.
OReillysVibrator: Would “BDWC” have been too obvious?
Stoopid libruls always playing the race card to oppress real amercans.
How is this racist? HOW IS THIS RACIST?
First glance, sure this is repulsive, but to prove Miscegenation a crime against “American values” and who do you use as your poster boy? Why your good ol’ righteous leader and constitutionally sanction overload, Barack Hussein!
Feel it burn, wingtards. Last laugh, we got it.
If, for some strange reason, I were a Republican, I would say something, anything, to distance myself from shit like this.
That’s the sad thing: the silence is deafening.
I am intrigued by the Mother Teresa attack ad that was also on the RNC page. That is a strategy that would not have occurred to me. Perhaps that “Rebuild the Party” website is bearing fruit for the GOP after all.
proudgrampa: I wish they were, but they are not; and that they are sane makes this all the more deeply repulsive.
Sheesh. White Folks. Funny, funny, wingnutty White Folks.
Crank Tango: Don’t you get it???? These mulatos are going to eat up all our fried chickens, one of real America’s most precious natural resources!!!!
V572625694: “We are the most tolerant people. We expect people to be individuals; we expect people to be different,” radio talk-show host Roger Hedgecock told the crowd. “Liberals want everybody to goose-step to the same parade, and we’re not going to do it.”
Huh?
But, you gotta admit, miscegenation results in some awesome dentition.
Great Old Ones Party: Wat?
I’m quite stymied by how clichéd the Repugs tend to be their in racism against Obama. Seriously, fried chicken and watermelon patches? Did they learn how to denigrate non-Caucasians solely by watching the blacklisted episodes of Tom & Jerry?
It’s an amazingly quaint social pathology, kinda like a pimple that’s not big enough to pop yet.
Miscegenation is a crime but all that sisterfucking is totally kosher? Damn, the South has some twisted mores.
Dude, Thomas Jefferson MAJORED in Miscegenation at UVA. Get with it, Crackaz!!!
V572625694: Those pics, ick. And now we have 20 more God damned days of this white trash bullshit.
GOP douchbagism is a crime.
Great Old Ones Party: Piffle.
Great Old Ones Party: KFC is all for miscellaneousgenation.
Proof: Just go to KFC today and ask for a FREE piece of chicken and they will give you one, because we are a Grilled Nation!
Of course, the last time they tried this promo, many racist managers wouldn’t participate and there were gassy sit-down protests and stuff (seriously), but hey, give it a shot.
SAY NO TO MASTURGENATION!! REPEAL LOVING V. VAGINA!!1! EAT FRIED DICKS!1
Miscegenation is like sex with sexy, sexy ducks. Also.
stratonike: Keep fucking that chicken, Baby Jesus!
V572625694: here’s some better coverage of the event with the tea baggers in san diego… http://www.dailykos.com/story/2009/10/26/797254/-Billionaires-4-WealthCare-local-chair-reports-Tea-Party-Express-Kick-off-in-San-Diego!
This is great. The wingnuts are literally going insane before our eyes. A couple of years ago they were trying to stem the tide of gays getting married, now they want to run the clock back on the whole interracial thing. I’m enjoying the show.
Capricatony: Exactly! How is this racist? If Rush Limbaugh has taught us anything, if you deny it is racist, it is not racist.
Fuckers are just trying to land themselves in FEMA camps now.
Let’s hear for incest, the great American Value!
Wait, I thought Obama was a Maoist. Shouldn’t he be eating General Tso’s Chicken?
AbstinenceOnly Ed: For the last time, Ed, fucking is acceptable, marrying is WHAT ARE YOU, NUTS?!?!?
Heh. I just came over here from reading Karen Tumulty’s Twitter and see that it’s already been sorted.
How’s that GOP Web 2.0 working out for you guys?
Political dialogue. U r doin it rong.
How do you repeal a court decision?
RNC: I accidently racism. Sorry guise.
Humpback:
Exactly! That was totally my first reaction.
Besides noting that NOBODY looks good eating a chicken wing.
RoscoePColtraine: I mean, think of the pr0n industry.
No black-on-blonde action would kill a multi-billion-dollar-a-year enterprise.
Next thing you know they’ll be telling us that drawings of pink-haired girls with abnormally large eyes engaging in consensual intercourse with tentacle-demons is illegal.
Is NOTHING sacred to these commie bastards?
RoscoePColtraine:
Only if they don’t go all McVeigh.
Gallowglass: “Sorry guise.” HAHA! Double entendre!
When I think about Strom Thurmond extending his gene pool, this is exactly what I had in mind … not that Negro gal.
That’s not chicken, it’s a deep fried finger of John McCain.
Don’t mess with Hopey, guys!
Big Liver: But, you gotta admit, miscegenation results in some awesome dentition.
It also resulted in Halle Berry. Come to think of it, is there anything anyone can tell be that’s bad about miscegenation?
Accordion-o-rama: I thought it was a pretzel, or maybe one of those deelish cinammon twists they gots at Taco Bell.
Lascauxcaveman: Mariah Carey’s music. She is stacked, tho.
Avoid interracial marriage. Or your kid might grow up to be President or something retarded like that.
AbstinenceOnly Ed: Sorry to be unsnarky here but not sure where you got the idea that the facebook poster was from the South. I didn’t see any reference to it but maybe I missed it. Just as likely the poster came from Ohio or Idaho or Arizona. We may be stupid here in the South but we certainly don’t have a corner on the racists.
Lascauxcaveman: Jon and Kate.
takes12no1: No, but you damn near have a corner on the Republicans.
Good to see SKS is still indirectly providing Wonkette with content in between changing poopie diapers. The baby’s, I mean.
takes12no1: I would put cash money on the guy being from the south. Racists are everywhere, true dat. But the southern brand of racism has it’s own effluvia.
Rorgg: touche…that is where the stupid part comes in.
if they’re gonna do it. do it right….
http://cgi.4chan.org/gif/src/1256581779787.gif
RoscoePColtraine: I would put money on it not being a southerner. I would put money on only 1% of southerners knowing what miscegenation meant let alone how to spell it correctly.
even worse:
http://cgi.4chan.org/gif/src/1256539315964.gif
@takes12no1: You know who can spell? George Will.
Humpback: Details. They’d had to repeal the Constitution. Geniuses.
Miscegenation is my favorite past time. I might take on three or four more non-white boyfriends in the next couple of months. That’s how much fun it is.
Sheesh, fried chicken? Come on, there were so many other poultry-themed possibilities for denigration that are more off the hook:
Coq au Vin: Elitist Francophile
Chicken Pot Pie: Dope Fiend
Chicken Fajita: Filty Beaner
Roast Duck: Coward
…and so many, many more.
takes12no1: I bet it’s someone old enough to remember when it was actually a household word. And a bitter southerner. Hell, I am a middle-aged yankee linguist and I had to look it up. I thought it had something to do with chewing.
RoscoePColtraine: What’s the next step backwards? Polygamy, fuck Yeah.
I said it last week, but why do these people insist on going backwards?
takes12no1: Y’all aint got a corner on racism; y’all just purfected it.
they seriously wanna be extinct dont they. (they meaning those batshit crazy R people.)
AnnieGetYourFun: Grandma?
Lionel Hutz Esq.: correction. If you deny it is racist, it makes you a racist.
AnnieGetYourFun: you go girl!
You know, just speaking for myself and the Mrs, miscegenation definitely has something going for it. More people oughtta try it, instead of dorking up the internet with little facebook outbursts. Seriously.
ChernobylSoup v2: You’re WELCOME for the $5 you got on your birthday, kiddo.
I agree with the racist poster. Those hybrid cars suck and mixing gas and electric engines is stupid unless you’re talking submarines.
WTF is this even supposed to mean?? Hopey doesn’t look the slightest bit wimpy here, he looks sexy as hell, gnashing-teeth-and-frowning division. Hooray for race-mixing — give me more!
RoscoePColtraine: Glad to hear about the pro-sexing, no-marrying rule; now I can start planning my Iceland-to-India Mansex-capade! without having to bring along my groom’s tuxedo…
AnnieGetYourFun: If loving you is Wong, I don’t wanna be white.
AbstinenceOnly Ed: Jefferson actually majored in miscegenation at William and Mary. He BUILT UVA once he’d gotten it down, so to speak.
Extemporanus: Ain’t Miscegenatin’
God you don’t wanna see what I look like eating chicken, but look at those teeth! I’d kill for teeth like that.
Kids, take good care of you teeth, you”ll thank me.
Lionel Hutz Esq.: *golf clap*
When you’ve been told that the dictionary is a tool of libtard elitist education and Lucifer, its easy to skip over words like “miscegenation”.
Once a 7/12-er gets past the “mis” part of the word, it’s all confusion and headaches after that.
Extemporanus: Win.
And the Roger Daltry’s, “My Miscegenation”.
Great Old Ones Party: I think this one is far worse than the others… and they still wonder why US Southerns are a joke around the world…
He married some kind of octoroon, so where’s the “miscegenation?” I fail to see the problem here.
user-of-owls: S.Luggo: Miss Cegenation, if you’re nasty!
Bearbloke: Time to wash the eyeballs.
OReillysVibrator: You think maybe Chinese agents are helping them to spell?
Am I the only one who thinks that this has “liberal sabotage” written all over it? Very rarely do I ever think this, but this is so blatant, it almost doesn’t seem real. Seriously, if this was done by a conservative it would have read “Race-mixin’” instead of “miscegenation”, because the later simply would never be in their vocabulary, anymore.
Crank Tango:
OMG, a middle-aged Yankee linguist, that’s my favorite kind. What’s your favorite allophone?
LowerdPeninsula: YES, this and the Mother Theresa thing. It’s too perfect and makes way too much sense to be the work of a Republican. You can tell the work of a true Repub when it’s a little off and has a dash of homoeroticism.
If this is a liberal troll, then maybe we should feed it.