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What would happen if you joined the Marines and then were sent to Okinawa to play with radios but then got bored and pretended to have PTSD and then told little children that you ate a grenade to save Lt. Dan during a heavy firefight in Fallujah and then bought a bunch of medallions to pin on your shirt from eBay and then got all sorts of free goodies because everyone thought you were a fabulous war hero? Thanks to the efforts of a brave Marine, we now have the answer. [Washington Times]
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- The fantastical DC taxicab diet pill drug pyramid scheme is becoming less spectacular by the minute. [DCist]
- Uh, that noise in your attic is not a ghost. That’s Jonah Goldberg, yapping on about zombies, forever. Just ignore him. [Washington Examiner]
- The Holy Trinity of sexual harassment. Amen. [Holla Back DC]
- Hipsters go on dates? Aren’t they already busy roaming the streets in search of over-sized flannel shirts to put a belt around? It doesn’t even have to be a shirt, actually. They’ll belt anything. Trashcans. Magazines. Box wine. That’s a good date, right there. “Let’s go belting.” “Okay.” [The Heights Life]
Sgt. David Budwah isn’t as much of a fraud as the chickenhawk pundits who champion war but the closest they get to combat is crushing around the bar for free drinks.
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, Jake Tripper?
Nothing about the streetcars Yglesias found in the DDOT report? Riley are you one of the BRT folks or what?
Is Megs McCain into belting? If so, may we have pictures?
i think your summaries are funny and everything but in terms of actually summarizing they’re horrible. half the time they don’t make sense until after you follow the link, and no one wants to resort to clicking a washington times link