Washington Post Pundit Contest Submission Period Ends Tonight, You Guys!

You have until 11: 59 p.m. to submit your essay to theWashington Post's "America's Next Great Pundit" contest, the winner of which receives two doses of Richard Cohen's "orange" flavor Metamucil! Supposedly the judging and elimination rounds will begin late next week and... oh god... we are just not prepared for this avalanche of comedy. [ Washington Post ]