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David Vitter simply cannot find it in him to condemn that insanely racist judge who wouldn’t marry the interracial couple! CLOSE DOORS CLOSE DOORS!
What an awful overcompensating prick this guy is — a Harvard- and Oxford-educated Rhodes scholar (it’s true!) who gets caught banging prostitutes and then spends the rest of his term trying to make nice with the base by serving an all-you-can-eat buffet of racist, homophobic, violent cheerleading.
Oh well! This is the best video of David Vitter escaping the media, last year, and destroying a parking lot in the process:
Vitter dodges question about interracial marriage in Louisiana. [Think Progress]
It’s not his racism that makes him camera shy. He’s just embarrassed for having such a weak chin.
Ah, Mike Stark. Love his new job hassling polls.
Shame Louisianna JPs don’t block brother-sister marriages. Vitter wouldn’t even be here.
You know this sort of thing pretty much guarantees he’ll win, right?
Is Vitter racist? Depends.
“Gotta go, diaper poopies!”
Well he just doesn’t like activist judges. Loving v. Virginia is a clear case of activist judging.
Do those Loozianans know ’bout his edumacation? Betcha they aint too impressed nohow.
Can you do ambush journalism if the cameraman/reporter stammers like Bob Newhart?
He’s worried about losing the David Duke voters.
Good gravy — this man’s a Republican and a US Senator, and his own governor condemned that racist justice of the peace. If he doesn’t think interractial marriage is okay, doesn’t he have the sense to at least lie about it?
He is married to a giantess!
She should bone up on her diapering skills if she wants to keep her man happy.
Protanope and prostitution is quite common in Louisiana.
The signal I’m receiving from Sen. Vitter: “We all do the best we can with what we have.”
Luvs® in an elevator, fillin’ it up when he’s goin’ down.
I think Vitter supports not marrying interracial couples because he wants all the black women to himself. I can’t say that I blame him.
While I’m all for a good prop the elevator here probably isn’t necessary for achieving maximum foolishness. If only one of those prostitutes had taken a goddamn picture of him wearing diapers, we’d have long since washed our hands of him.
The way I see it, the American civilization can go one of two ways. One is that as we keep haranguing our politicians about how wrong it is to have sex, natural selection will leave us only with uptight prudes who are too repressed and jumpy to properly govern. The other is that as we keep haranguing our politicians about how wrong it is to have sex, our society will evolve to one where it tolerates people having sex, thus sending us careening toward an oversexed oblivion, chaos and collapse.
It’s lose/lose, really. But I’d rather us go out having sex. Any takers?
(An orange cone does not help a red sign under deficit, by the way.)
(To Jim: Excellent post.)
You try answering media questions with a big stinky load in your diaper. I think we will all come to pitty poor Mr. Vitter.
He said “I’m going to stay hard at work.”
Do you think he has kept that promise?
hobospacejunkie: There’s a photoshop out there somewhere
(Can’t remember where I got it from, but it looks realistic enough to me…so it’s just as good as the real thing, Q.E.D. and such as.)
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Y’all forget: Vitter is from Metarie, a suburb of New Orleans specifically set up to house all the white folks who wanted to get away from the filthy Negroes, Creoles, and Quadroons that populate New Orleans proper. Basically, it’s a lot like Hammond, where the esteemed Keith Bardwell lives, only with slightly better houses.
Hee hee … in the 2nd video he said he’s going to “stay hard at work”–isn’t that what got him in all that trouble to start with?
Also, a Honda? How did he even fit in that car?
You know, when someone’s been pampered all their life, they don’t feel comfortable around conflict.
“If you go down to Hammond, you’ll never come back.”
Terry: I actually voted for Duke once. Mainly because the alternative was Vitter.
Well, in Poopie Pant’s defense, a lot of Harvard and Oxford edumacated folks were racists too. What still really stuns me is that Macaca Allen speaks fluent French.
I don’t think this guys needs an elevator or a simple question to look foolish.
This is too silly to be believed. No judge is going to admit that level of prejudice unless he’s trying to get famous. He’s probably a shill for the porno actress who is running against Vitter. Honestly people, recognize when your chain is being yanked.
This video has gained 1.5 stars since the beginning of this post.
graceless: Ahahaha
“Harvard-and Oxford-educated Rhodes scholar.” So, he suffers more?
CaiteeCruelle: Never, ever, have I seen a Roches reference before. four stars.
If only the doors had stayed open another few secs he could’ve told the joke about “What has eight legs and goes ‘Hoe-de-doe, Hoe-de-doe!’?”
It boggles the mind that this guy is the douchiest member of the Senate when you’ve got competition like Lieberman around.
Is the GOP voting base in LA so utterly and profoundly wingnuty and racist that an incumbent GOP senator fears rebuking an unquestionably racist Justice of the Peace? Are things that screwed up down there? I mean does Vitter actually think saying that JP should go @$!# himself makes him vulnerable in 2012? Sheesh.
Egregious: The paired videos suggested to me that he’s—pathos now, just sayin’—too gun-shy for it.
The way I listen to that, his statement is “Thanks.” So thank you, racist justice of the peace who has loads of black friends. “Thanks,” from David Vitter.
TJBeck: Yes…it’s a fact.
David Vitter went to Harvard and then to Oxford a Rhodes Scholarship? You’ve blown my wind, Wonkett.
Thanks. My mind is now blown.
How incredibly unfair! Did you even consider that perhaps he had an emergency on his hands at the time? Maybe diaper leakage.
Humpback: Welp, once’t ya starta marryin whites n’ negras, purty soon y’all be a marryin up them there homasaxuals!
He’s gonna stay hard at work? Oh God.
jagorev: It is a well known fact that whore-mongers are very desirable to the Rhodes Scholarship Committee. Sort of like Risky Business.