'Sarah Palin Convocation' Tickets At Random College Sell Out
It was announced just this morning that known tumor Sarah Palin would be delivering a "convocation" on December 2 "about patriotism, citizenship and civic engagement," at this college, the College of the Ozarks, in Missouri. It is perhaps the only (presumably?) accredited college in America that fancies going by a comically trademarked focus group slogan, "Hard Work U.," instead of its much more lamentable real name. Anyway, it's already sold out. Moles: remember to send the goods to tips@wonkette.com, even though we just made fun of your trashy school. [ College of the Ozarks ]