Wonkette
Would anyone mind if the Washington Post just declared Bill Donohue, President of the Catholic League, the winner of the amateur pundit talent show immediately? Donohue was a “guest voice” yesterday on Jon Meacham and Sally Quinn’s religion thing, in which he heroically thought of this one alliteration: “America’s Secular Saboteurs.” He’s like, “The culture war is up for grabs. The good news is that religious conservatives continue to breed like rabbits, while secular saboteurs have shut down: they’re too busy walking their dogs, going to bathhouses and aborting their kids. Time, it seems, is on the side of the angels.” But like actually.
So you see there is only really so much your Wonkette can do here, in terms of fully mocking this column—Bill Donohue has already taken all the most caustic hyperboles:
Sexual libertines, from the Marquis de Sade to radical gay activists, have sought to pervert society by acting out on their own perversions. What motivates them most of all is a pathological hatred of Christianity. They know, deep down, that what they are doing is wrong, and they shudder at the dreaded words, “Thou Shalt Not.” But they continue with their death-style anyway.
“Death-style.” Flawless. Tiny edit though: if you dislike sexual libertines so much, it’s a rather conspicuous omission to not suggest bombing them?
Anyway, if anyone can figure out what this column is about, or responding to, or interested in responding to, you win “runner-up of the pundit contest”… which you can pretend is an “iPhone.”
[On Faith]
Whenever the wife and I are doing it I’m thinking about how much I hate evangelicals. Right.
So if I get this correctly: the sexual pervert libertines aren’t breeding and are doomed to die out, whereas the chaste, prudish Christians are fucking like rabbits in heat. And… oh yeah… kids always grow up to embrace the values of their parents.
Is it fat Tuesday already or fat-mouth Tuesday?
“Today’s radicals are intellectually spent: they want to annihilate American culture” is what this column is about. I win the pretend iphone!!!!
The only person at war with Catholicism is Jack T. Chick.
Since the only named people responsible for the death of the West are Jesse Jackson and Harvey Weinstein, the meaning of this column is:
NIGGERS AND JEWS* ARE TRYING TO DESTROY OUR CULTURE
*Does not apply to Orthodox Jews, as long as they remain useful to me.
Sexual libertines - they come in little canisters at the market, I think.
It’s quite obvious that “Death-style” is how you execute (pun intended) your triple twist and gainer as you dive 40 meters onto a solid concrete slab. Which would totally put these pudfucking accidental breeders right out of your secular mind.
I sense a contradiction, in that people who have several children are presumed to have the time and energy and privacy to make a lot more children.
Oh silly Billy, that just means you’re breeding more cattle for the cannibal anarchy.
As for breeding. It’s the Hispanic Catholics (you know the brown people you don’t really like) and the Protestant Wingnutties (who don’t really like you) that are breeding like rabbits.
Before the Catholic Church was completely taken over by homosexuals, each generation these Christian warriors would fight and kill others/die themselves to make their points about their faith. Now that the Church is completely gayed, its most forceful actors are sissy-writers like Donahue, too timid to fight but still wanting to tease and dramatize everything like the schoolgirls they never got to be. These guys would rather go to bed self-loathing and taking it out on others throughout everyones’ lives, rather than have a good manly fight to settle the score.
Hey Bill, the King James Bible is named after a ‘faggot’.
BOOM.
I can explain in one word - NOBAMA! Now can I have an “iPhone” so I can text my “friends”?
Gotta go walk my dog and have an abortion. Hoping to fit in a trip to the bath house too.
“America’s Secular Saboteurs”? There’s an awesome acronym in there, somewhere.
So…all those Catholic priests playing grab ass with preteens hate Christianity too?
Heh. Joke’s on Donahue. The liberals who have more than two kids are just laying low. Always have.
And, what Serolf Divad said, anyway. It’s all a crap shoot.
One question - can I take my dog to abortion night at the bathhouse? Or is that more of a Dear Abby type question?
By “laying low” I mean they do not have shows on TLC.
He’s got the pathological hatred part right. Only it’s pathological hatred of Christians, not Christianity. At least the witnessy, it’s-our-duty-to-convert-them-all christians. Nobody likes a busy body, or a nosey parker, telling us how sinful we are. We already know that, it’s why we do most of the things we do. Otherwise it wouldn’t be fun, asshole.
Oh, shit.
I thought that first set of quotes about angels and abortion were lolquotes. He really said that shit, and they really published it.
I’m in awe.
Yes, Bill, the radical gay activists and other “perverts” (which is, to him, anyone who has nonmarital sex, or uses birth control, or nonvaginal sex) all do so because they hate Christianity, not because they enjoy it, and probably aren’t even thinking about religion at the time.
But then, this is the moron that considers disrespecting a cracker to be a hate crime; so what do you expect?
Yea, it will come to pass that the brood of the Octomother, and the offspring of Kate of Gosselin, and the mulatto sons and daughters of Seal and Heidi Klum will become as the HOST of the LORD, and shall smite the Sodomites and the Demoncrats, the blasphemers and the women-voters, all servants of Communist Babylon, in HIS name. Amen
Since this jackass is so pro-life, I’m sure he spends all his spare time (when he’s not diddling children or playing peeping tom) campaigning against the death penalty, right?
But our country was FOUNDED on “Libertines and Justice for All!” That’s why my forefathers immigrated from Vladivostok.
But seriously: All good Catholics — nay, all good Americans — must stop walking their dogs and taking baths immediately, and begin reproducing. It’s never too early. let’s get our american girls married by 15 and reproducing until they’re 40.
Of course time is on the side of angels, they’re fucking immortal, dipshit. Fat lot of good they’ll do you anyway, what with spending all their time dancing on the heads of pins.
penis!
rag: Yeah, whenever someone mentions angels it’s like they’re giving you permission to ignore/laugh at everything else they have to say.
So, the papists just declared that it’d be easier for Anglicans who hate the gays and the women to come on over, even if they’re priests who are married to women and actually banging them. Does that mean that the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith hates Christians?
There’s a vast spectrum between the Marquis de Sade, professional lunatic, and Bree Olson, atheist porn actress. …Let me rephrase that…
…but gambling is just dandy, right Bill?
So what’s his opinion of teabaggers?
magic titty: No; according to Donahue that’s “a homosexual scandal, not a pedophilia scandal”. The problem came because the church didn’t properly screen priests for being gay, you see, and of course all those gays are pedophiles.
Nothing says “sexual libertine” like demanding the right to get married.
Dear Bill: You have put “death-style” firmly into my daily lexicon, and I thank you for that. I’d write more but we’re having this great abortion party over here, and I don’t want to miss the smell, YEAH you know what I’m talking about. Best, Kilgore.
ChernobylSoup v2: Angels dancing on the heads of penises is what I always secretly think when I hear/ read that expression.
Hey Bill! Instead of implying how super awesome your sexual prowess is and demeaning those who who don’t buy that a sign of faith equal popping out another baby thus overpopulating the earth, why don’t you spend some time actually imitating Christ? You know, like feeding the hungry, caring for the sick, giving aid to poor and destitute, and confronting the corruption of wealth and power? Oh! I’m sorry! That’s too hard. Easier and more soothing to the ego to paint your comfortable, upper middle class, suburban ass as a victim.
He’s right, you know. We need to reproduce more. I vote Yes.
Using “pervert” twice in the same sentence is the type of snappy, effective writing the Post is now known for. He needs to stop watching 70’s gay porno and stick his nose in a style guide.
Wow, that column is like an old-timey, apoplectic, precious-bodily-fluids-style rant, all it needs is a sprinkle of eternal fiery damnation.
I attack religion regularly — where’s my writhing lascivious libertine sex, godammit?
p.s. This is what this column is about:
a) Bill Donohue craves buttloads and buttloads of buttsex
and/or
b) “He is author of the new book “Secular Sabotage: How Liberals Are Destroying Religion and Culture in America,” published by FaithWords”
Dear Bill: I understand that the time you have spent on your knees in a puddle of urine with a dick or two in your mouth causes you to hate yourself. Pay a big muscular guy to beat your lousy ass while you call him daddy. Trust me, it will be better that way.
The only “bathhouse” in my little hometown was a local indoor sauna shack that was first built in the 40s or 50s, and has not been renovated and repaired since. Devoted as I am to pursuing the death style activities befitting my sexual libertine ways, there is no way I’m setting foot in that tuberculosis incubator! Surely, there are other ways that devoted Yooper libertines can serve the cause, which is apparently, simultaneously, the destruction of Western civilization and self-extinction.
I can’t believe everyone missed the point of this article: I, Bill Donohue, am a self-loathing homo. I write one of these indecipherable screeds every time I have naughty fantasies about the cast of Twilight (except, of course, for the icky girls).
I guess Bill Donohue has really abandoned his image as a sensitive new-age man TV talk show host who got canned for opposing the Iraq War. Next up: Alan Alda’s Passion of the Christ 2.
hobospacejunkie: Woah hey, no need to get all KANTIAN about it!
Breeding brings you closer to God. That’s why Jesus, the Pope, Catholic priests and nuns all get married and breed like bunnies.
This Catholic asshole forgot one very important fact, those breed-like-rabbit religiots often raise kids that eventually go on to say “meh” the the whole god/religion thing altogether.
Of my seven siblings, (trained as Catholics) only two faithfully practice the faith anymore, and a third one really half-assedly.
So I think the dark side is actually winning here, thank G_d.
In the fight over gay marriage, the scorecard is 30-0: traditional Catholics, evangelical Protestants, Orthodox Jews, Orthodox Christians, Muslims, and Mormons, along with a big contribution from the Latino and African American communities, have succeeded in throwing a roadblock at this crazy idea.
What a delightful display of multiculturalism! Oh wait, multiculturalism is an evil Jew–I mean, gay secular conspiracy! The cognitive dissonace! It burns! Save me, blood-soaked baby Jesus!
This column is about Bill Donahue’s libidinous fascination with “bathhouses,” which is a quaint anachronism in the age of Craig’s List and gay middle-schoolers. The rest is all persiflage designed to protect the sensibilities of little old ladies who don’t realize that dudes like Bill Donahue are all about getting they freak on.
Death styles!
Ninjas want it free
They dogs drink my piss
(Girls pay a fee)
They want freestyle
That’s right, the style’s free
Ninjas suck my dick and they girls drink my pee
Death styles!
As to what the column is about, Donahue is afraid that too many Americans are not giving proper respect to his cannibalistic, pedophilic death cult that is determined to rule the world (and used to control much of it). We are showing this disrespect by not behaving exactly as the leaders of this cult try to order people to. Anyone who argues for personal liberties, or equal rights for people who are not members of the cult (or, groups that splintered from it), is in fact a bigot out to destroy America, which was after all built upon a foundation of obeying the edicts of celibate ritualistic shamans.
Hugh Hefner has contributed more to American culture than the Catholic Church ever has, and no little boys were harmed in the filming of his magazine.
In fact, he done give them an education …
Technically the saboteurs are breeding as much as the Christians, if they’re having so many ~casual abortions~. And I’m simply puzzled by his attack on walking dogs?
I think the Washington Post, with its regular roster of absolute editorialist dumbshits and its burgeoning roster of Papist freak nutbag guest editorialists, is seeking to out-Moon the Moonies at the Times.
Catholics are like the muslins: they used own everything, run everything; now they don’t, and they haz a sad. Boo hoo hoo, everyone’s sympathetic, but get over it. Go fuck some altarboys and you’ll feel much better.
Serolf Divad: Obviously. How else do so many kids become homosexuals except by perfectly absorbing their parents’ values?
bureaucrap: 40? Ma Duggar is past 40 and expecting her 178th child now. It ain’t over ’til it’s over. They should reproduce until those ovaries shrivel up and blow away, just a couple of dessicated sacs of empty.
Bros! I don’t hate christians and I’m not trying to pervert society. I just like to stick my d in dudes’ a’s. I’ll leave the perversion to Meg and her ginormous funbags.
Oh, those lousy liberals. Always pissing on Donohue’s holy wafers. Messy!
If you read his quote out loud while doing an impersonation of The Cookie Monster and play some loud distorted guitar and some drums at about 200BPM it is pretty rockin’.
“The only way secular saboteurs can be stopped is by an alliance of religious conservatives across faith lines. The good news is that this is already happening. In the fight over gay marriage, the scorecard is 30-0″
So after paragraph after paragraph of how horribly beset the righteous are, it turns out they’re actually winning? Way to negate your thesis, Mr. Dumbass.
He is right some people have more babies than other and those kinds of people will populate the future. He must have seen the movie “Idiocracy”.
lightninglouie: Cur Claims: Bare Asses Are “Out”
…traditional Catholics, evangelical Protestants, Orthodox Jews, Orthodox Christians, Muslims, and Mormons, along with a big contribution from the Latino and African American communities, have succeeded in throwing a roadblock at this crazy idea.
Moo?
And, now Latino-ism and African-American-ism are now religions?
Why do Catholics hate dogs?
Christ on a cracker — the same nutjobs that pant about we sexual deviants doing whatever we want also wail about the guvmint impinging on their freedoms.
He is totally ruining my porn surfing this a.m.
I guess the takeaway here is that Bill is a lousy pet owner who makes his poor dog poop in the house while Bill closes the blinds and furiously tries to “breed” all day long.
Dude! Wikipedia nails him, again.
On April 4, 2007, South Park parodied Donohue in the eleventh season episode “Fantastic Easter Special” as a power-hungry official of the Catholic Church who overthrows the Pope and sentences Jesus (”The Jew”) to death for going against him and contradicting Catholic belief. In the show, the fictional Donohue calls Stan and Kyle, “whores”. Subsequently, Jesus kills Donohue.
Donohue took the episode in good humor. He has a still from it of him wearing the pope’s miter displayed on his office wall, and describes the plot as “I take over the church and give it some guts. But in the end, Jesus kills me.”
The Catholic Church has totally forgotten the unwritten commandment “Thou shall not fuck little boys”
I am totally signing up for Social Saboteur if it means I get free trips to the bathhouse.
this is easy:
Since Donohue isnt getting any he doesnt want anyone else to have any. simple!
What’s this column about? Christ, it’s about to make my eyes glaze over and I’ve only gotten to the third paragraph!
It’s a sin to walk your dog now? What am I suppose to do, let Sparky crap all over the floor for Jesus?
Progressives want to build consensus. Conservatives want to breed for it.
I thought Jesus said divorcees are just as bad as flaming queers with frock fetishes.
“Donohue is divorced, with two adult children from his first marriage. The Catholic Church has strict guidelines on divorce. The Church considers the bond of marriage to be a sacred bond, one that is based on life-long love, fidelity and family. Marriage is both a legal bond on earth and spiritual bond which God has witnessed. The latter cannot be broken using temporal laws.” Mee-oww!
“practicing Catholics are no longer welcome in leadership roles in the (Democratic) Party” Oh, except that Vice President Joe Biden is a practicing Catholic. Oh, and the Kennedys. And Nancy Pelosi. And why the hell bring dogs into it? What the heck did they do that they it’s bad (secular) to take them for walks?
This really ticks me off, to be honest. The Washington Post is just hosting an open thread of hate speech. There’s no editing of the original post, and no moderation of the responses, and it’s all advertised as “a conversation of religion and politics”. If you left all these commenters in a room together with a box full of baseball bats, you’d come back and noone would be left standing. The Post thinks its only responsibility in the world is to get clicks and eyeballs.
This from the moderate alternative to the extra-wingnutty Washington Times. Geez.
BATH HOUSES
GAYS
DOGS
GAY DOG HOUSES
ps the pope is a secret gay
Bassweasel: deecaffeinated: And I’m simply puzzled by his attack on walking dogs?
Code speak for Lezbos (and their golden retrievers, whom they breed instead of breeding children).
BlueStateLibtard: They don’t count; looking further down the column, any pro-choice (and, presumably, pro-gay-rights) Catholic is not a true Catholic, but in his words “secular saboteurs” and “termites eating away from within.”
Please use the term: “Radical Cleric Bill Donohue”
Summary: Wah, wah, wah, that socialist-communist-Marxist-(insert political word that I’ll use as an insult cause I don’t understand it)-ghey-librul-obscene-abortion-whatever made my head hurt with his logic. I don’t like to think and I’m scared of anyone and anything different than me, which is why I’m scared of anyone who isn’t an ignorant white Catholic. I won’t try to understand any other thought, because it’s scary! I’m just going to call them names and call it truth because if I believe it, it must be so. Plus I think I saw it on the internets somewhere, and they never lie. Anyone else who also says these people are scary is automatically awesome (like Mel Gibson!) and it’s not hate speech if it’s against the people I hate and I hate change so I’m going to stick my head in the sand and ignore the fact that it’s not 1950 anymore.
Further summarized into: Everything I think is right because I said so and if you disagree with me you’re automatically wrong and going to hell because I said so and OH MY GOD YA’LL THERE’S A DARKIE IN THE WHITE HOUSE, RUN!
Come here a minute: Exactly. SCANDALOUS.
Lascauxcaveman: Don’t forget the queers, with their small, fancy dogs. Also, unmarried urbanites like myself who realize that dogs can bring you more happiness than children.
And I don’t mean “happiness” in the way that conservative Christians do, because I don’t fuck my dogs/children.
So bath houses now offer abortions and a dog walking service? Way to innovate your way out of the recession guys!
GayInMaine: Only if your dog is getting an abortion, as well. But since your dog is also a sexual libertine, and therefore not fucking enough, I don’t see how this is possible.
MarieDeGournay: At first, I figured you meant he should get himself sold out by some Jews and stabbed by an Italian. Your idea, as it turns out, has more social merit than this, but either way makes the world a better place.
bureaucrap: Reproducing until she’s 40? Hah. If only. My “friend” started pumpin’ out the eggies at age 11, and finally stopped 2 weeks before her 57th birthday, on April Fool’s Day, amusingly enough.
So did both her sisters. The two sisters each got pregnant in their very late 40s. One of the embryos excused itself at about prenatal month 5, probably realizing it didn’t want a Mommy whose back hurt all the time and who was addicted to weird vegan diets; the other was aborted due to chromosomal abnormalities, i.e. not sharing any DNA with the person his mom was officially married to.
But pregnancies happen over 40.
*Well* over 40 … unless, due to the accursed nature of this Universe, you really *want* a late-life baby. Then you have to hire a surrogate.
But if you’re ill, divorced, poor, and gutting your retirement account trying to put your previous children through some expensive PhD program at some expensive college, *THEN* you’ll find yourself in your late 40s with an all-natural Miracle Bun in the Ancient Oven.
snideinplainsight: …if you left all these commenters in a room with a box full of baseball bats… That, my friend, would be a nice way to score some points for Mr. Darwin.
I think wanting to knock a woman up “bunny-style” is kinda sick. Have a couple kids, focus on them and your gay dog/cat.
Serolf Divad: Thats a new twist on Darwin’s theory, those inherited lifestyle choices.
“religious conservatives continue to breed like rabbits”
…and this gives him hope? It is too laugh. And we thought Idiotcracy was just a movie.
I’d rather think of myself as a Nattering Nabob of Negativism, but that’s just me.
“There was a time when Hollywood made reverential movies about Christianity.”
Yeah, but those were lame. Amirite? Except for Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, which was sort of reverential, and totally rocked. Harrison Ford was still totally hittable back then, too.
Oooh, ooh! (Raises hand)
I figured it out!
Fornicators. Fucking fornicators.
Forgive me father for I have sinned.
Last night, after darkness fell, a terrible urge overcame me, and I took the golden lab retriever out to the park for the peeing and the pooping.
It was so……messy!
On the way home me and Rexbagger stopped at the 24 hour drive through Bort N Bath, where we shared an order of deep fried garlic flavored rat dicks. They are so tasty. How can we of the flesh resist these carnal pleasures?
badmuthagoose: Duggar/Duggar 2012-2156!
Billy’s giving me more credit than I deserve. Not that I’m complainin’. The religious folks need to breed like rabbits to offset the “Hey, y’all. Watch this!” losses. No numerical advantage there, Billy.
“Remember, folks. There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.”
-Frank Zappa
Mr Blifil: Bathhouse is a highly fashionable concept, actually. You need to travel just a bit more outside of this backwards realm. Try Therme Erding, Germany, for a rather nice taste of it. Clothing is not optional.
Cold War Unicorns: Wow, he certainly picks & chooses his targets for outrage, based on his volatile ego? Crucify this pious bitch.
Cold War Unicorns: Just dye the eggs and keep your mouth shut.
Snarkalicious: Yeah, I can get on board with some desert-parched, homesick Italian soldiers taking their frustrations out on him.
magic titty: The KJV was a Protestant translation of the Bible. Hyper-Catholic bigots like Donahue are not that interested in it.
(Donahue’s divorced? LOL. Look who’s a Cafeteria Catholic.)
I don’t see that any difference between what Donohue says is happening and what the first ten minutes of Idiocracy says is happening.
I’m distracted by the amount of work that’s been done to Sally Quinn’s little photo there. She’s 110 right? Dalliance and eventual marriage to the already married Ben Bradlee? Gossip Girl? Seeing that work in the flesh must be horrifying to the nth degree.
PS — On Faith! So prominent on WaPo home page. So lame. So last administration. Go away.
I just feel so exposed. Everyone morning after a long night out at the bathhouses with the altar boys, I wake up, have sex with my poodle and think about ways to persecute the “big prize” of Christianity, Catholics. Then it’s off to the back allies to perform some abortions on Catholic schools girls who’ve been breed like rabbits by their fathers.
Still, I wonder. Am I doing enough?
“There was a time when Hollywood made reverential movies about Christianity.”
when I was a kid awash in Catholic dogmafoolery, I did totally fap-fap-FAP to the Jean Simmons character in “the Robe”.
and that is the about the only religious movie I ever saw.
Then there were like a million devil worship movies, Rosemary’s Baby, the Exorcist, Top Gun, etc.
In fact, you can always tell a 70’s movie because evil wins in the end.
Why do these Donohue types forever want to go backwards in time?
TGY: I always thought “Bree Olson” wasn’t so much a pr0n-name as it was a FOX News anchor-name. Kinda like “Shephard Smith” or “Megyn Kelly”…
or any of these!
http://askville.amazon.com/Biographies-Fox-News-Personalities-http-www-foxnews-fnctv-index-html%23bios/AnswerDetails.do?requestId=6011123&responseId=6088052
I swear, FNC must be where rejected pr0n-names go to die.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but in the War on Catholicism, the church has been much more successful at destroying itself than any artist, gay activist, or Hollywood executive.
Meh, Bill Donohue.
So is Donohue speaking specifically about Christian “religious conservatives” breeding like rabbits? Cuz last time I checked the wire, Non-Christians outnumbered the Christians about 2 to 1 on this little globe of ours.
And most of the Christians who are breeding like rabbits aren’t doing it in the United States. They’re doing it in the sorts of places that people like to leave, but then people like Donhue get all pissy-wissy when they want to bring their Christian families here.
Besides, hasn’t Donohue heard? The modern American virginal Christian chick likes anal, and probably doesn’t get enough sex ed to know you can’t get knocked up that way.
PoignancySelz: Jean Simmons was teh hawt in “The Robe.”
Also, let’s not forget those Egyptian dancing girls in “Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat.” Yow! Donny Osmond rocks as the extra-smarmy Joseph; and for the Gheys, he’s fab buff, also. Three and a half stars; Highly Recommended for pretty much everybody who’s ever enjoyed a Broadway musical.
As for reverential, what? Was Gibson’s recent jesus/snuff/porn flick (a HUGE commercial success) not reverential enough for you, Mr Divorced Donohue?
The systematic rape of children by priests = Not a threat to America
2 adults getting it on in their bedroom = A threat to America
Poor Bill, he thinks that I’m thinking about his version of religion when I’m at the bathhouse. He probably is hoping that I’m thinking about him too. Well, there goes any woodie I’m gonna get for the next month or so…
Well, take a look now. The “conversation about religion and politics” got so rude, they hid the link to it. From the WashPost top page, if you go to the On Faith page, then clicky on the Donohue face, it takes you to a different discussion entirely. That’s not really what I would call openhanded moderation, but it effectively removes Donohue’s screed from public view.
AnnieGetYourFun: Please don’t leave out the rural divorcees who have also discovered dogs don’t sleep around, raid your bank account or smack around the kids after a couple drinks.
Lascauxcaveman: Hyperviolence = reverence.
Crucifix = S&M
Also, Mr.(Opus Dei)divorced Mel Gibson,
Mr. Hollywood figured it out back in the 30’s, religion does not sell.
Name a sitcom or TV show that pays anything more than lip-service to the ultimate snake-oil.
Limbog/Donahue ‘12
“When Jesse Jackson led students at Stanford University in the late 1980s screaming, “Hey, Hey, Ho, Ho, Western Culture’s Got to Go,” it was a way of undermining this nation’s Judeo-Christian heritage.”
As in the Reverend Jesse Jackson, the Christian clergyman? I guess that follows.
GreatOldOnesParty: In case you missed it, I proclaimed your Rove blingee “Genius” on that thread.
In a startling twist, great artistic minds agree that Donahue’s blingee would have dancing penises with “BANANAS” signs.
P Drizzle: I’m thinking that makes him a bigamist. But, in all fairness, I suppose it’s not hard to support two wives on $343,420 a year.
I like that Donohue makes “liberals” sound like some Nietzschean ideal. I’m pretty sure that liberals are not the over(wo)men. But they could be, at least if Donohue is right.
The only original Catholic political system was fascism. It’s what happens when Catholics mix their patriotism and their religion. Bill is a perfect example as his absurd rants on western culture so perfectly show.
I think most of you are missing the point.
Catholicism is discriminated against because our secular society disapproves of priests diddling little boys.
Similarly, Mormonism is discriminated against because our secular society does not allow polygamy and goes so far as to disapprove of them discriminating against those of African descent.
See?
Thank heavens the Catholic priests aren’t sexual libertines, acting out on their own perversions.
My only fond memory of Catholicism was the quality boner produced from seeing bejugged hotties in short, floral dresses and white stockings at Easter Mass. Yup, I’m going straight to Hell.
Lascauxcaveman: My batshit religious grandmother once gave us the box to Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat as a Christmas present, minus the actual film. Apparently she watched it and forgot to put it back in the box before wrapping.
I hear that in an attempt to be more multi-cultural about this discussion, the Post will feature columns by Mullah Omar, Ted Haggard, Warren Jeffs, and Madonna
Donohue Fingers Deviants.
What does Donohue think of the Talmud’s assertion that heaven consists of three things, “sun, sex and the Sabbath.”
katrina: gimme a few minutes and I’ll see what I can do…
katrina: BlinGo!
http://blingee.com/blingee/view/100928499-Bill-Human-Bunchie-Donahue
Reading this almost makes me want to change my bathhouse-attending, kid-aborting, piss-Christing, dog walking ways. In that I’d like to find that way and add it to my dog walking route.
So does this Washington Post thing they printed balance out that one church that is going bankrupt to keep from going to court for about fifty years over covering up the molesting of children over there in Delware is it? Not too far away from where you park your car Sally dear.
Any way Mr. Donahue you can breed like rabbits all you want, it’s like taxes, not how many you make but how many you keep.
What is an iphone?I want one.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091019/ap_on_re_us/us_sex_abuse_bankruptcy
“…if anyone can figure out what this column is about, or responding to, or interested in responding to, you win “runner-up of the pundit contest”…”
Bill Donahue wants to play water sports with Christopher Hitchens.
GreatOldOnesParty: and play this while enjoying with your viewing eye holes my lovely blingage!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTjr_oCo6uU
GreatOldOnesParty: Marry me.
Seems to be a bunch of deviated preverts on this post…
signed Maj. Guano
The only way secular saboteurs can be stopped is by an alliance of religious conservatives across faith lines.
Phew! We can all go back to sleep now.
RoscoePColtraine: I can’t keep up with all the variant wingnut musings on the ‘net, but didn’t our Wonkett link to a Jonah article saying precisely the opposite about Hollywood - as in, it makes subversively Christian movies all the time?
These ‘tard don’t consult each other before they vomit up their hate-opines, I am guessing.
Show some respect, the lasting effect of the Bush II years will be the US is quickly going to be a Catholic country. Just wait until those anchor babies are having their own little anchlettes. Thank our luck stars for Vatican II is all I gotz to say.
Did anyone else here think the quotes in the first paragraph were lolquotes?
I love how these people who supposedly worship God persist in diminishing His majesty so that He can fit within their pathetic little lives on this pathetic little rock. Given the complexity and size of the universe(s), there must be bigger things on His plate.
Frankly, I doubt God gives a holy shit who is fucking whom down here.
And of course Jesus: “don’t judge, or you will be judged.” Read Donohue’s words and ’splain to me how that stacks up against Christ’s teachings, wouldja.
DP: General Ripper found out about our preversion, and we were organizing some kind of mutiny of preverts.
Foiled again.