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October 19, 2009

In Their Defense, They Did Not Realize He Was Loaded Before They Hooked Up

by Juli Weiner  


It’s funny because today’s paper is actually a step up, standards-and-decency-wise, from last week’s article about the President’s dog.

(Wonkette fingers “Jon H” for the tip.)

{ 26 comments }

ManchuCandidate October 19, 2009 at 3:02 pm

In US America, Colleagues fingers Billionaire while in Chaosistan, Billionaire Fingers Colleagues!!

My, What a COUNTRY!!!

natoslug October 19, 2009 at 3:03 pm

Tucking it in your armpit doesn’t make the stink go away, pornstacheman. Or did whitey finger him?

Extemporanus October 19, 2009 at 3:04 pm

That’s a real shocker.

V572625694 October 19, 2009 at 3:07 pm

Who said Rupert Murdoch couldn’t keep the Journal classy? When do we get nudie shots inside?

AbstinenceOnly Ed October 19, 2009 at 3:07 pm

Big deal, we all know that the Obamas have been fisting throughout the entire presidency.

SayItWithWookies October 19, 2009 at 3:08 pm

Thank you Rupert Murdoch for removing that gratuitous dignity and taste from our national discourse. It’s an unexpected but delightful kneecapping of the Wazzle Strizzle Jizzle.

Prommie October 19, 2009 at 3:10 pm

Thuffering Thuccotath! We can’t let the niggerth take over the thity!

Prommie October 19, 2009 at 3:11 pm

[re=438772]Prommie[/re]: Help, delete, wrong place, this was meant for lateral lisping Giuliani.

toadzilla October 19, 2009 at 3:15 pm

I didn’t realize insider trading necessitated finger condoms.

progressiveinga October 19, 2009 at 3:17 pm

Nice heads-up John H. Give that man an iphone!

shadowMark October 19, 2009 at 3:21 pm

This is better than WSJ’s dog story but today’s USA Today has a cover story (well, a cover blurb to their Life section) about R. Crumb’s new illustrated Book of Genesis.

Crank Tango October 19, 2009 at 3:23 pm

alternative non-gay verb: blame
also accuse. finger? uh…

Come here a minute October 19, 2009 at 3:27 pm

I’m glad you published this in low-res — I do not want to know what those furries are doing in the picture in the left column.

Humpback October 19, 2009 at 3:30 pm

Billionaires get what they want. (Which is also a good WSJ headline.)

CapnFatback October 19, 2009 at 3:31 pm

He should thank his lucky stars that he’s rich; if he were poor, he’d have gotten fisted for sure.

V572625694 October 19, 2009 at 3:32 pm

[re=438782]shadowMark[/re]: Ha! Did you see the extensive exegesis on Crumb’s book in WaPo?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/10/15/AR2009101504279.html

Who knew Sally Quinn likes “underground” comix? She’s still hateful, though.

zaccapeters October 19, 2009 at 3:41 pm

Nice to see the gangsta meme of every rat has to suck the pipe has finally, finally made it to Wall Street. Who knew that Rupie was so hip-hoppity def? Has Michael Steele applied for the publisher’s job yet?

blader October 19, 2009 at 4:14 pm

[re=438766]V572625694[/re]:

Rupert looks like he’s been successful sending the old WSJ copy editors back to middle school for reprogramming

magic titty October 19, 2009 at 4:15 pm

I read that this morning and thought, “Hmm, that’s one thing I’ve never done…”

chascates October 19, 2009 at 4:20 pm

And that’s why Lady Noonington sits at home alone, drinking and crying into a bottle of pills.

Min October 19, 2009 at 4:48 pm

It must be a WSJ theme issue, because someone in the football photo is about to get butt-slapped.

CapnFatback October 19, 2009 at 5:02 pm

Turns out that the Billionaire’s name is “Freddy” and the journalist is this guy.

Lionel Hutz Esq. October 19, 2009 at 5:14 pm

Wow, you need to be a billionaire to get fingered now days? I guess I just have to give up my evenings of riding the bus.

Just a wanker October 19, 2009 at 5:30 pm

That beats a good old-fashioned fist-fucking.

lochnessmonster October 19, 2009 at 5:34 pm

[re=438782]shadowMark[/re]: NPR had a story this morning on that book. I liked the part about how the Bible is hardly a thing children should be reading with all of the sex, drinking and beatings of innocents.

NoWireHangers October 19, 2009 at 5:54 pm

It’s never wise to finger someone after they’ve eaten Indian Food.

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