Wonkette
It’s funny because today’s paper is actually a step up, standards-and-decency-wise, from last week’s article about the President’s dog.
(Wonkette fingers “Jon H” for the tip.)
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In Their Defense, They Did Not Realize He Was Loaded Before They Hooked Up
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2:57 PM
on Mon October 19 2009
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Juli Weiner
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In US America, Colleagues fingers Billionaire while in Chaosistan, Billionaire Fingers Colleagues!!
My, What a COUNTRY!!!
Tucking it in your armpit doesn’t make the stink go away, pornstacheman. Or did whitey finger him?
That’s a real shocker.
Who said Rupert Murdoch couldn’t keep the Journal classy? When do we get nudie shots inside?
Big deal, we all know that the Obamas have been fisting throughout the entire presidency.
Thank you Rupert Murdoch for removing that gratuitous dignity and taste from our national discourse. It’s an unexpected but delightful kneecapping of the Wazzle Strizzle Jizzle.
Thuffering Thuccotath! We can’t let the niggerth take over the thity!
Prommie: Help, delete, wrong place, this was meant for lateral lisping Giuliani.
I didn’t realize insider trading necessitated finger condoms.
Nice heads-up John H. Give that man an iphone!
This is better than WSJ’s dog story but today’s USA Today has a cover story (well, a cover blurb to their Life section) about R. Crumb’s new illustrated Book of Genesis.
alternative non-gay verb: blame
also accuse. finger? uh…
I’m glad you published this in low-res — I do not want to know what those furries are doing in the picture in the left column.
Billionaires get what they want. (Which is also a good WSJ headline.)
He should thank his lucky stars that he’s rich; if he were poor, he’d have gotten fisted for sure.
shadowMark: Ha! Did you see the extensive exegesis on Crumb’s book in WaPo?
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/10/15/AR2009101504279.html
Who knew Sally Quinn likes “underground” comix? She’s still hateful, though.
Nice to see the gangsta meme of every rat has to suck the pipe has finally, finally made it to Wall Street. Who knew that Rupie was so hip-hoppity def? Has Michael Steele applied for the publisher’s job yet?
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Rupert looks like he’s been successful sending the old WSJ copy editors back to middle school for reprogramming
I read that this morning and thought, “Hmm, that’s one thing I’ve never done…”
And that’s why Lady Noonington sits at home alone, drinking and crying into a bottle of pills.
It must be a WSJ theme issue, because someone in the football photo is about to get butt-slapped.
Turns out that the Billionaire’s name is “Freddy” and the journalist is this guy.
Wow, you need to be a billionaire to get fingered now days? I guess I just have to give up my evenings of riding the bus.
That beats a good old-fashioned fist-fucking.
shadowMark: NPR had a story this morning on that book. I liked the part about how the Bible is hardly a thing children should be reading with all of the sex, drinking and beatings of innocents.
It’s never wise to finger someone after they’ve eaten Indian Food.