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Just filled with buckets and buckets of satire! “2011 Obama’s Coup Fails is an action packed, satire-filled war game that takes place in the not-so-distant future. Right after the November 2010 election, to be precise. It has been said that America would never be destroyed by a foreign power. It does seem our biggest enemies are not from outside our borders. Could the scenario described above ever really happen? If current events keep transpiring as they are, then 2011 Obama’s Coup may in fact become a dark chapter in American History.”
Hmm, it must be “wingnut satire,” meaning, “this is the exact thing that we believe to be true” — what the liberal MSM and O-bots call “earnestness.”
Best prepare with this simulation now! We were waiting to play this satire-filled war game for a few minutes before posting, but the Internet keeps crowding us out: “SERVERS OVERLOADED We are adding servers right now. Site is going viral. Strength and Freedom!”
ADD FASTER.
um, “WOLVERINES!”?
You come up with a great concept but you don’t have the infrastructure to make it happen.
Not change.
Praise Jeebus!!!
I always knew that so-called “free and democratic election” you Yanks has last Nov was a KeynIslamic Voodoo fraud…
It’s a “dark chapter in American History” because he’s black! Get it?
Strength and Freedom and TruckNutz!
Oh, gee, who would guess they’d call it a DARK chapter in American History?
Erm, United States of Earth? Like THAT will ever happen.
is it just me or is there way too much text on that site to figure out how I am gonna murder the shit outta some teabaggers?
United States of Earth sounds like a hoary mashup of Starship Troopers and Mars Attacks!
Needs more Cthulhu Jeebus. And dinosaurs.
Yeah, if there’s anyone a nation’s leaders need to worry about staging a coup, it’s the person who’s running the country at the time. It reminds me of the opening montage of Sean Assity’s radio show (since changed) — for a brief while it featured the voice of a very concerned woman saying, in a quavering voice, “I’m afraid Obama’s trying to take over the country.” Uh — yeah.
Wait. If he is still President, then a coup would be against him, not by him. So whose coup went poo?
Best game I never played!!!
As reviewed by Mr. Grumpy in Nongame Players Today
We allow explicit language and if you cannot handle an insult, this is not the place for you. Expect to be insulted and attacked and smacked around like a fat school girl. No I’m not being anti-obese or discriminatory towards fat school girls. In fact I love fatties. Just being honest, forward and to the point.
Yes, a lot of Obama’s actions have indicated that he’d pull a violent coup to control the US, like um… that thing, you know; and uh, something else.
Wignut programmers, to call something satire it’s actually got to be making fun of something, something that actually exists; not just making shit up. Here, you’re just throwing in random names and references; it’s like a political video-game version of the “Something Movie” franchise.
I’m almost certain that the world government in “Futurama” is called the United States of Earth. It is ruled by Richard M. Nixon’s head in a jar.
As far as destroying the country from within goes, wingnuts are the change they seek.
Humpback:
Game: Reading comprehension fail.
This, and Orson Scott Card’s “Empire”. What is it with right wingers and fantasies that left wingers are going to violently take over the government? Guys, we already took over the government. We control two of three branches and the third is a tie. We don’t need a coup!
Remember: When everyone was afraid about right-wing of power grabs, it was because Republicans were advancing entirely novel legal theories about the President being a “unitary executive” and the Vice President being a fourth branch of government, and designated “terrorists” not being covered by either the U.S. Constitution or any geneva convention? And now that everyone’s afraid of left-wing power grabs, it’s because a black guy won an election and then tried to start a state-owned health insurance company? Also, is it the left or the right that’s stockpiling guns and forming militias…? I mean, this all ought to be sort of a hint as to how things are likely to go down.
bureaucrap: “My fellow Earthicans…”
If there is a rebellion and our infrastructure gets damaged, supply-lines interrupted, if a few weeks go by before food can be delivered to local stores, after a while Meghan McCain will start looking svelte and sexy.
Once again, proof that not all the chickens are in the coup.
queeraselvis v 2.0: In re: US of E - I was getting more of an L. Ron Hubbard vibe…
The surprise ending is that when the Wolverines finally take back the White House, there is nothing in the oval office but a computer and a mouse and when MRC Militia Leader L. Brent Bozell clicks on it, he sees this:
http://wonkette.com/400294/michelle-obama-shock-tape-god-damn-you-american-whitey
I like the part where Chuck Norris kills the leader of C.O.R.N.Y.
That’s from the news updates on the site. Really. The Future Cannot Be Satirized.
Lol, check this gem out from the front page:
Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck Found Dead in Camp
(Fox News Logo)
March 5, 2011 - Clark County, VA - A FEMA camp was liberated today, one of two still controlled by the war criminals loyal to Obama. Rush Limbaugh was executed over a week earlier, we are told, and Glenn Beck was found in his cell and has died, incredibly of an ‘aspirin overdose’, the preferred way to send a message to the enemies of Obama. The NY Times came out with the typically disgusting headline, “Shots Fired in Virginia; Rush and Beck Finally Shut Up”, in their first admission that there is even a war going on. Their last half dozen readers were later surprised when their Queens, NY printing center and offices were firebombed by Patriots who simply had enough of that trash propaganda outlet. Thomas Jefferson said “Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle.”
Hey! It’s like playing Warcraft, but instead of monsters I disenfranchise/bomb teh blaks!
NERF TEH BLAKS!!1!1!
Crank Tango: I would think the wingnuts would be relieved by world government being led by Nixon’s head in a jar (along with the headless body of Spiro Agnew). Nixon is almost as beloved of the wingnuts (after all, he WON Vietnam) as Reagan.
Although I still don’t get the constant references to “Charleston Chew”. Was that something Nixon was known for?
The game is laid out in levels. It starts with a BJ in a public restroom and progresses from there.
Oh, I get it–a DARK chapter. Sho nuff.
Part Turner Diaries, part Castle Wolfenstein, ALL fun!
Obama’s coup fails to remove Obama from power. Obama declares victory, has Obama arrested for treason. Obama refuses to let Red Cross see Obama. Obama is quoted as saying (while holding a gun to his own head), “Don’t nobody move, or the n****** gets it!”
Yeah but how could they really lose, if they had that Oxendine critter on their side?
DickTaterPeeNoShay: You got the wide stance power-up!
Sequel: Earthians vs. Walmartians.
Autochthon: The whole L Ron Hubbard vibe of bullshit and poor fiction is all over the whole damn thing.
I’m in yer FEMA bases, killin’ all yer hate-radio dudes.
MARCdMan: You’d think they’d at least make a minimal effort to match the Fox News and/or New York Times style guides. I would imagine the writing at Fox News would change in the case of nationwide military insurrection in various interesting ways, but surely it wouldn’t read like a crappy email forward exactly?
See this is what makes the Onion work, and the Yes Men’s hoax newspapers work, attention to detail.
If this game is about a presidential coup, where’s the indefensible Supreme Court decision? This is what happens when you rush your coup beta.
Wow, it’s like a right-wing wet dream.
Actually, that answers the rhetorical question I was going to ask, of “who would spend the time and energy to create a game around this concept.”
I guess when reality is too unpleasant there are always those who’ll retreat into elaborate fantasy worlds. And when you’re a rabidly conservative, overweight, basement-dwelling (I assume), virgin with poor social skills, the real world is probably kind of unpleasant, especially now.
bureaucrap: hmm I dunno. I always thought it was just a product placement joke. Yeah nixon’s head would be better because I am sure Reagan’s head would have too many, er “sea monkeys” in the water.
I feel sorry for these people. If they didn’t have a sense of how popular Obama is and how powerful he really is, they would not be reacting in this way.
No, I don’t really feel sorry for them.
He’s the freakin’ president. Can’t he just check out another vehicle from the presidential motor pool?
I love the “typically disgusting headline” line about the NY Times. As if it were the NY Post. Also, I love when Wingnuts quote Thomas Jefferson in matters of warfare. The original chickenhawk, he never did get involved in warfare until he got to be the guy giving orders.
As funny as the Half-Hour News Hour, but with more do-it-yourself fascism.
“If current events keep transpiring as they are, then 2011 Obama’s Coup may in fact become a dark chapter in American History.”
This is thought-melting. Current events can’t help but, uh, transpire as they are. That’s why they are “current” “events”. Now, if future events have the same characteristics as these current events*, well, that would be disheartening for a wingnut I am sure. They will need to start up a little guerrilla army called, I dunno, The Oxen** or something.
* Death panels, FEMA camps, the legal demise of Orly Taintz, waxing global respect for the U.S., etc.
** It’s the name of the local sports collective. Obama collectivized sports in late 2009.
Humpback: Shhhhh. You’re making too much sense. Don’t upset the wingnuts.
Review of USof Earf: Stormfront Productions TM
US of Earf is a game produced by Wingnut Productions about a coup that Obama launches against US Amurka in 2011. There is a long winded diatribe done in monotone while Lee Greenwood’s Proud to Be An Amurkun plays in the background. It doesn’t make sense as Obama is described as a Nazi at one point. A socialist at another and a Facist Racist Librul Secularist Muslin. They mutter something about guns and taking away their Miracle Whip and forcing them to drink clean water not the perfect free market water filled with heavy metals like granpappy used to drink. Um, I’m getting way ahead of myself here.
The game itself is really confusing. You are a rebel who is fighting against the libtard armies of Nobama. At one point, they act like a bunch of wimps, but then before you know they’re cutthroats raping and pillaging real US Merkins and then feasting their flesh. The game takes a couple of unusual turns. At one point, you are playing some kind of bizarre sex game where you prove your manhood by attempting to masturbate to the picture of Sarah Palin while staying away from the temptation of a rather large pile of WWE wrestling mags and Playgirls.
I couldn’t get the point and nearly gave up, but then the game suddenly turned into a first person shooter. I didn’t know who to shoot because one moment they would be Black Fascists and the other they’d morph into gay males and next white libtards and then women. What was the best part about it was that you carried 560 different types of guns on your person and unlimited ammo.
The final round was, um, bizarre to say the least. You fight Obama one on one, but not fight in the conventional sense. You are wearing this, uh um er, large sword that you try to shove up his ass (if you can.) I didn’t really like the getup of leather chaps and mesh T-shirt, but different strokes for different folks. Well, you have to shove this sword up Obama’s ass to inject some kind of white poison (what I’m not sure.) I felt really funny when I won.
I felt really dirty when I shoved the sword up Obama’s ass as the main character started going “Oh ohohohohohohohohoh!” and I don’t know why…
Anyway, we are treated by a Power point presentation of how Real US Amerika takes over by driving away all the intelligent people, skinny folks and tinted people then using free market principles for everything gets all the money in the world. I didn’t see the rest because I feel asleep at the end.
I’ll stick to World of Warcraft.
Gameplay: 3.1/10
Graphix: 6.5/10
Sound/Music: 1.4/10 (Confusing Mix of Lee Greenwood and Erasure)
AI: “Are you shitting me?”/10
Damn, i want to be HomeDepotRebel.
“It does seem our biggest enemies are not from outside our borders.”
True dat.
The super-secret passcode to unlocking 30 crazed-Wingnuts is ‘up down up down B A B A select start’.
My empire name is “Going Rogue all over my face and hair”, but it’s still loading, so who knows.
Jebus.
LittlePig: Chuck Norris kills the leader of C.O.R.N.Y.
These are the same people who are unable to distinguish between real war heroes and John Wayne.
MARCdMan: What. The. Fuck. War Criminals? If these assklowns are so fucking worried about war criminals, why aren’t they rounding up Cheney, Rummy et al. with pitchforks and torches? Fuck! Sometimes, these crazies really piss me off.
Also: love he pitchers of the people over on Obama’s side. One’s George “Karl” Marx, former Sonics coach and devotee of Hegel. The guy in the top hat? A filthy Jew? It’s probably not Woodrow Wilson, because he hated teh blacks as much as any other teabagger.
bureaucrap: I, for one, welcome our DOOP overlords.
mcc: What is it with right wingers and fantasies that left wingers are going to violently take over the government?
Probably transference. But it could also be a manifestation of their desire to be punished, humiliated and degraded. By a virile and handsome black man who makes them wear a little French maid outfit during protracted SM/BD sessions.
What up with omnipresent Frederick Douglas? FIrst McNaughton and now these guys. Is he the only other Black guy they ever heard of?
“Site has a virus.”
/fixed
HomeDepotRebel and his band of trained undocumented assassin/sheetrock installers are about fuck some shit up….still waiting. Is this thing on the same machine as gop.com?
SayItWithWookies: Now, there was once a military coup pulled by a country’s elected leader: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sulla%27s_first_civil_war
Of course, it was 2100 years ago; and the Roman political structure was a lot different than ours is. Also, it was a conservative who committed the act.
I still can’t get the site to load. What server software are they running? NT 1994?
¡Wow! If you don’t know what a coup is or what it does, then maybe just make youtubes with SkoalRebel.
It’s the putsch of putzes! Sorry I couldn’t play since it’s going viral and all. I really wanted to see exactly what the full-diaper set had going on.
DangerousLiberal: Did they forget the NFL? Maybe that will be an expansion pack.
No, no, keep in mind that this united states of earth all refers to the Hal Lindsey/Michelle Bachmann religious wingnut fantasy about an evil “one world empire” led by an “antichrist”, who is known by many names, ie soetero/obama/antichrist.
mcc:
If you click through to the references, you’ll find a video referencing Naomi Klein’s “The End of America” as a source which indicates that the United States is falling into fascism. the fact that Ms. Klein’s book is about the Bush White House is apparently of no consequence to the proprietors of this fine american interactive entertainment-thingy.
shadowMark: Meghan will start looking delicious, after the food supplies are cut off.
magic titty: Cheater.
Rage quit.
Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future.
You are interested in the unknown, the mysterious, the unexplainable. That is why you are here. And now, for the first time, we are bringing to you, the full story of what happened on that fateful day. We are bringing you all the evidence, based only on the secret testimony, of the miserable souls, who survived this terrifying ordeal. The incidents, the places. My friend, we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us punish the guilty. Let us reward the innocent.
My friend, can your heart stand the shocking facts of grave robbers from outer space?
Prommie:
Are you referring to Melons McBabe?
I feel like the Matthew Broderick of wanting to play these games but am, instead, the Matthew Broderick of fuck this, it ain’t working, i’m going to the museum. also of the fucking of young Mia Sara.
memzilla: And Magog.
Isn’t it kind of foolish to play, as we all know that in the end, all those that supported tax cuts and bombing brown people will be raptured up to heaven by Jesus?
Hey, maybe we could “take” some “withering fire”! Or maybe “give” some “withering fire”? Ooooh, I forget which way it’s supposed to go. Somebody remind me.
MY GOD!! THIS SITE USES FRAMESETS!!!
Ooh, ooh, they have a community page with a COMMENTS section. Also a bunch of polls. I can see how this could be fun…
I demand a climax where the Cold Trigger Fingered Amnesiac Corpse of Charlton Heston sees the Statue of Liberty/Messican Border Wall sticking out of the sand of a lonely, acorn infested beach as global cooling and gay dolphin-safe tuna engulf the planet.
snideinplainsight: Either way, you might want to keep your eyes closed, or wear your sarah palin glasses!
hey you guys you didn’t include the list of top players!
Notable top players include SocialismSucksBalls, Drudgelover, and Lodispotomilitia (which I have now discovered references this: http://www.resistnet.com/profile/MichaelLodispoto)
Today we are all Citizens Of United States of Earth…looks around…WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ENTERPRISE SHUTTLE!
Wait a minute - if Rush and Glenn are dead, then how was the coup a fail?
snideinplainsight: Depends if you select “pitching” or “catching” on the setup submenu. I’m still stuck on the Appalachian Trail mission.
If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
Verrrrrrry quietly.
sezme: I don’t know much about spreading viruses, but a game like this would be perfect for sending a little virus around. The people who get drawn in are probably too excited to be judicious and they’re not that smart to begin with. Somehow, though, the virus would be blamed on Obama.
With all of those joos (plus That Woman) at his left shoulder, how could Obama fail? I mean, really.
Oh my…the creator is thinking big here.
“It amazes me still that this change came not from politicians or radicals but from an online video game, that our entire system of government and freedoms stemmed from the game ‘The United States of Earth’. It was this game that reached across our countries borders, introducing people all over the world to the true meaning of freedom and liberty, the concepts upon which our greatest individual nation, the United States of America, was founded. That game reminded us that the fight for individual rights and freedoms must never end, that we must never allow ourselves to be tricked, lied to or deceived for ‘our own good.’”
http://www.usofearth.com/history.php
finland: Is there a character limit? I’m going for “TheRevolutionaryArmyoftheInfantJesus”…
“Contest: Play 2011: Obama’s Coup Fails in Daily Competitions and win 50 Credits
( 1 credit = 1 U.S. Dollar.)”
Whatever. I Don’t Care.
Mobbed-up any?
[FTA] Americans, thoroughly disgusted with the socialistic programs that have been thrust upon them over the last few years …
The last few years? OMG! That means Bush-Cheney were Socialists, too!!!1!!
JMP: Also, it was more of a countercoup. Those generalships were not something to be given up lightly, considering how lucrative they could be. But yeah, it was nothing like our current crisis, where the president is using violence and intimidation to impose healthcare and bullet trains on a cowed populace.
ICK! A sampling via SadlyNo.com:
Michelle Malkin and Andrew Breitbart Prevail
March 11, 2011 – Since before the Revolution, it was Andrew Breitbart, Michelle Malkin, Glenn Beck and Bill O’Reilly who led the way against the Marxists in I.S.U.E. and C.O.R.N.Y. Now in the final weeks of the Second American Revolution, Michelle Malkin has announced her candidacy for the Senate in the elections that are to take place 60 days after Obama is captured. Breitbart is still leading the Breitbart Brigade and is seeing heavy action against Obama’s minions and just last night he was instrumental in the defeat of Hamas and the Ameritroops in King George County.
Sharkey: sgt ramirez sure sounds like a new yorker, despite their protestations that the NY address is a “virtual address.” yeah right.
Lets Go Vertigo: Crap. I got stuck trying to come out of my grave.
“Other broadcasters and ‘new media leaders’ Neil Boortz, Rush Limbaugh, Michelle Malkin, Bill O’Reilly, and Sean Hannity, among the hundreds of others who dared to speak against what was going on, were rounded up shortly before the newly elected Congresspeople and Senators were to be seated. This event is now referred to as the Great Media Purge of 2011.”
Dare to dream. . . .
This is one of Michael Savage’s pet fantasies, except that he’s the only one shipped off to the FCC re-edumacation camp while “The Golfer” (Limbaugh) and “The Wallbanger” (Hannity) become collaborators.
AHEM: Why isn’t Mark Levin included? I’d like to think it’s because he was hauled before a Death Panel(TM) in 2010.
chascates: “Breitbart is still leading the Breitbart Brigade and is seeing heavy action against Obama’s minions and just last night he was instrumental in the defeat of Hamas and the Ameritroops in King George County.”
A 40 year old coward that did not go into the military when duty called and assorted chickenhawks or Hamas? Call my cynical, but I have a feeling I know who would win that match up.
“Let us Pray that there will never be a second American revolution.”
Um… I guess you could argue against it on the basis of semantics, but what would you call the US Civil War?
“Defeat the Union Troops!”
Wow. And what’s with the “humor” link? Is that a wingnut tick? - lets balance out teh krazy with some jokes!
It’s like space invaders if you shoot through the shields you’re safe!
glamourdammerung: ALso.
Former V.P. Joe Biden Captured Outside Arlington
March 4, 2011 – Former Vice President Biden was captured today after an incredible firefight in Arlington, Virginia. Biden’s Ameri-Troops and Islamic Warrior Guard were gunned down by the Virginia Citizens Militia and elements from T.A.M. (Texas Arizona Militia) with Sean Hannity, the former FOX broadcaster, leading the way.
The Little Rock: We should only allow ourselves to be tricked, lied to, and deceived to our own detriment.
You know, in 1991, when the August putsch failed in Russia, one of the foremost comedians of the day mocked the would-be-coupers who wanted to unseat Gorbachev with a neologism “huntyata” - a derivative of the word “junta” + diminutive suffix. That’s what these silly billies are: little wanna-be junties.
Is that one of those Lord of the Rings eagles? If so, we’re fucked.
Unless they decide to just sit out the whole thing until the last fucking minute to rescue Frodo and Sam when they could have damn well flown them to the fucking mountain in the first place. What are we talking about again?
Bearbloke: I’m interested in your viewpoint and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Also.
This was funny for about five minutes until I realized how utterly terrifying it actually was. Does the secret service know about these people? How much time brainstorming, designing and programming did the creators put into this game- without once stopping to think that they’d long ago crossed the line. The sort of thinking that this game/site represents truly makes ma want to give up. This is a new low, even for the redneck far-right wing.
Capricatony: They pulled the exact same shit back in The Hobbit, too. Everyone’s getting the shit kicked out of them, by mean old orcs (Republicans), and all of a sudden everyone’s all “The Eagles are coming” and then the orcs drowned in waves of eagle jizz.
Pat Pending: That had me dying. Thanks.
PartyMart: I’m going out and buying Kevlar lots of Kevlar and never taking it off.
I need a panic room and or bomb shelter too
PartyMart: It is disturbing, and it caters to some unbelievably unstable wingnuts out there… but I don’t think it could really qualify as a threat against the President. In the end, it is just a game… and heck, maybe it’s better for them to get their aggressions out on the computer than in real life.
I mean, I have to admit… back when Bush was in office, I could have seen myself creating an online game set against a Cheney-led military-industrial hegemony.
glamourdammerung: yeah, [url=http://patdollard.com/wp-content/uploads/466430599_f429147dd0.jpg]this, double chin and all[/url] vs. [url=http://robertod.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/hamas.jpg] these guys.[/url]
What’s with all of the chubby middle-aged journalist generals anyways? Wouldn’t all of the trained military guys be better suited to lead troops?
Avenge me, boy! AVENGE ME!!!!!!
Oh yeah! Violent overthrow of the US government now in friendly video game format.
chascates: Yeah, like Hannity’d get anywhere NEAR a place where a loaded gun might be pointed at ‘im…
mercure: I don’t know… the enemy would probably suffocate from paroxysms of laughter.
Of course, Beck, Hannity, O’Reilly and Limbaugh would fold like a house of cards if they were ever [i]truly[/i] facing the business end of a gun. They’d switch sides so fast, Benedict Arnold would be saying, “Whoa, whoa guys, let’s stop and think this through a little.”
1 credit = 1 US dollar. At least Obama did away with US currency, so the two years wasn’t a total loss.
Am I a bad person for kind of wanting this to go down simply so we could take out the trash?
chascates: I tried to come up with a witty reply but the sheer stupidity of the scenario overwhelmed me.
Dungeons and Dragons for Becknuts?
2011: Decent Use of Photoshop Fails
OK, Obama staging a coup against himself and the rock-salt-to-Maine movement has finally convinced me that there’s a hole the size of the Grand Canyon in wingnuts’ heads. Happy now?
Verily, for wherever freedom is threatened, I shall be there. With rock salt.
glamourdammerung:
I just wanna see it happen so that I could watch the wingnuts lead themselves over a cliff. Can you imagine Jonah Goldberg and Michelle Malkin leading a charge down into Foggy Bottom to liberate the State Department, but ending up at the Kennedy Center, getting into an argument, whining at each other for a while, and then getting arrested by the D.C.Cops for loitering and creating a public nuisance? Or Michael Savage Weiner erupting into a barbaric battle cry, then getting trampled to death by his own troops because he’s so short? The mind reels..
Tommmcatt: I can imagine Breitbart, Hannity, Malkin, et al, lingering in the back of the pack and crying.
We wingnuts hate being called wingnuts. It makes us sound–you know–nutty.
Right wing art/satire in general = FAIL. But the scary thing is the right is all about projection.
glamourdammerung: Oh, stop looking on the bright side. (and btw, have I told you lately I love your handle?)
BlueStateLibtard:
For some reason I think all Breitbart would do is wander around, starting arguments with, then getting his ass kicked by, various meter-maids.
WOLVERINES!
Man, does Barry have a “who just ripped one” look, eh?
I can’t leave the house, it’s back to 92° here in the OC.
Join the Mobile Infantry. Service guarantees citizenship. Would you like to know more?
Apparently the right’s contempt for French has extended to the French language, as expressed by an utter inability to grasp imported idioms.
Commander Andrew Breitbart? This is the face of the revolution they keep yammering about? At least we can rest assured that they will have the worst covert operations program in all of recorded military history.
When the proud patriots realize that all the firefighters, pilots, athletes, and police are union thugs, they are going to have to seriously revamp their strategy. That and the finances will be severely diminished when Obama cruelly cuts off their disability checks.
Does everyone serving under Breitbart have the same man-tits requirement he has? I don’t know if I can grow a sufficient set in time…
I added wonkette to the link of blogs and every Proud Partriot needs to vote for it! http://www.usofearth.com/prefectSHistory.php
Is it too late to add “The Alien” and “The Predator” to that illustration? Maybe Megan McCain’s boobs too?
Under the “humor” section, I got a redirect loop: “Firefox has detected that the server is redirecting the request for this address in a way that will never complete.” And I think that about says it all.
Gregly: What’s stopping you creating a similar game that caters to Progressive fears and fantasies? Hell, let players choose sides; they can shoot Libtards, we can shoot Reichwingers. Fun for the whole family!
‘Biden’s Ameri-Troops and Islamic Warrior Guard were gunned down by the Virginia Citizens Militia and elements from T.A.M. (Texas Arizona Militia) with Sean Hannity, the former FOX broadcaster, leading the way.”
Sean Hannity *leading the way*? I don’t think that jerkoff could lead the way to a free buffet table.
Does anyone else remember the Raw Physical Courage the Great Hannity displayed that one time when a bunch of annoyed Paultards followed him to his car? His voice went up an octave-and-a-half at the very thought!
Of course, the thought of Joe Biden at the head of great armies cracks me up nearly as much.
snideinplainsight: Fairness Doctrine?
Capricatony: There, there. It’s okay. Take your pill, dear, there’s bingo in the morning.
(But seriously, your post was a hoot. LMFAO.)
Irony of ironies, my girl ends up in an internment camp!
Thanks, oh great intelligent designer!
Fan fiction is SO cute. And not a little disturbing.
I don’t get it: I click on the “Knowledge” link and nothing comes up…
If Obama can’t even get gays into the military, why do they think he’s got a shot in hell of banning all firearms?
Oh wait - because they are FUCKING RETARDS.
glamourdammerung:
Yeah let’s see a guy who’s entire combat experience is shooting caged animals with a shotgun is going to beat hardened guerrilla fighters that have been in a protracted conlict with perhaps the best trained army in the world (israel) for the last 60 years. OK!
That would be like Patton getting beat by the Marxs brothers, you know Groucho, Harpo ect.
NIXON’s BACK! Blaarrghhhh!
Let’s make the United States of Earth. Under the US Constitution Article IV section 3 allows for new states to be admitted. If we start with Puerto Rico which is already part of the US then we can admit Mexico as several states. Hey Mexicans! Don’t come to the US let the USA come to you. After Central America and the Caribbean Canada will join up then we can rename oursleves the United States of North America. USNA! USNA! USNA! Then the states of South America will join then we’ll the the United States of America again. Then The US of America and Africa and Oceana. Then all the world will be a federal Union under the constitution of 1787. Got a problem with the constitution wingnuts?! So if you know anyone in Puerto Rico urge them to vote for statehood next yearthis will lead to a domino effect of new spanish-speaking states (in addtion to the current ones of CA, AZ, NM and TX) and eventually to the senario above and THE UNITED STATES OF EARTH. Suck on that, teabaggers!
Also I don’t really see a sitting president initiating a coup. Why? To prevent having to be BIPARTISAN? ROTGDMFFLMGDMFAO!
I’m looking forward to the part of the game where the Warrior’s Insurgent Navy Group joins forces with the New Underground Army to form WING-NUT
HAHA! Look what you get!
http://blingee.com/blingee/view/100872991-Obametroid
phineas_bounderby: I meant New Underground Troops, of course.