When we last checked in with Orly Taitz, the Birther movement’s most lifelike paralegal-opthamologist, she was still wandering around Earth, suing the shit out of anything that she stumbled across as she struggled to crawl back to Hell, or possibly some sort of Space Hell. Comical judge Clay Land told her to seriously just stop, because he’s going to fine her $20,000. And this is just what he did! So now, $20,000 later, Orly’s like, “Oh forgive me my ignorance Clay Land, I am not even from this planet and did not realize it’s cool to legislate fascism from the bench.”
Basically, her logic seems to be: if the judge really thought her dumb lawsuits were that stupid, he’d just fire Barack Obama, for being such an immigrant.
Anybody with half a brain in his head understands that if judge Land really believed that my law suits were frivolous, the easiest way to prove it, would be to order discovery. If Obama is legitimate, he would’ve shown proof of legitimacy. The fact that this judge decided to try to intimidate me with $20,000 of sanctions instead of ordering Obama to spend $10 on a copy of his hospital birth certificate and a hospital birthing file, shows how corrupt this regime is, how many in federal judiciary are aiding and abetting this massive fraud perpetrated on each and every member of US military and each and every citizen of this country. That is a sign of a dictatorial regime, of tyranny.
Shit is air tight.
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Can’t wait til the day Orly Taitz has to pull a Megan McCain for attention.
A McCain/Palin administration would have her on the US Supreme Court in a heartbeat.
Just in case you forgot what kinda bullets we dodged last November.
Once again, the outside-the-box thinking ingrained by the unaccredited Hollywood Upstairs Law School and All-Day Seafood Buffet in its students (real and online) manifests itself. If only lawyers trained by Liberty University’s two-hour “How Jesus Wrote the Constitution” course of study were similarly marginalized.
That face could shoot down hundreds of balloons.
ICK!
Are we done with balloons now?
Today all opthalmologists are opthamologists.
don’t give up Orly, someone’s behind you all the way.
Why was she not in last week’s famous Cthulhu Jeebus painting? Why does she hate America?
‘Law suits’ is two words now?
Or is she referring to her wardrobe?
[re=437031]Fox News Light[/re]: I barfed. Like balloon boy.
Did you actually attend law school, Ms. Taintz? Frivolous lawsuits get dismissed early on in order to avoid wasting the courts’ (and opposing party’s) time with going through discovery; it would be stupid to order it when the court knows the case is ridiculous.
Now, the judge is trying to intimidate you, yes; from further wasting the time of his and other courts with meritless cases. That’s the whole point of sanctions.
But yeah, this is such a dictatorial regime; only releasing his birth certificate, not the super-special secret ultra-real one you demand. Idiot.
[re=437035]rocktonsammy[/re]: At least until a new Meghan photo appears.
we only use 10% of our brain’s Orly…
Damn you, Juli, “Space Hell” had me struggling to contain my laughter in class.
I love the birthers. It’s so much fun to watch “facts” and “logic” just fucking bounce right off of them.
If that’s her legal argumentation, I’d hate to see what she considers a “root canal procedure”.
Damn, Orly. With only a third of a brain in my head (damn metal plate!) I sort of got the idea from Judge Clay “Candy” Land that you didn’t have standing to ask for discovery and um that “easiest way” to shut you up isn’t a legal-type concept. I think what his decision probably shows is that you are a shitty lawyer who’s out $20K, unless your brave supporters find enough quarters in the couch to start a Legal Anti Tyranny League Defense Fund Nail Salon LLC.
PS I dig your hair. Dynel?
Judge Land’s failure to order discovery against the Martians in Orly’s other well known lawsuit, “Santa Claus vs. the Martians” (Ms. Taitz representing Santa Clause, natch) proves that Judge Land is a space alien in cahoots with space aliens around the world.
Needs more eyeliner-mascara.
I’ll accept 20000 lashes with a cat-o-nine.
Someone should do her a favor and shoot that alien brain parasite that has its tentacles around her skull. Obviously no human in control of there own wits would carry on like her.
[re=437050]watertiger[/re]: She stone cold chops off your jaw.
She was funny in Green Acres, always making the terrible hotcakes.
“Zoo theenks I am zee scared of zee joodge? Zat eez veediculous. I vill krusch zim vit my eye-vlashes.”
That last “, of tyranny” is straight out of the Wonkette style guide (Section 6: Comma, Two Words). Are Layne and SKS secretly taking time off to write briefs for birthers? (I hope so.)
Oh, honey. You wouldn’t know tyranny, if it came up and bit you in the ass.
What more evidence do we need that our mental health system is non-existent.
I still laugh about the insanity that a heavily accented Moldovian/Israeli Cavity Creep who sounds like Natasha (from Rocky and Bullwinkle) is accepted as the “Queen” of the Birfer Crazies. Yet, the fat dinguses won’t believe a black man from Hawaii who sounds “US American.”
If I’m allowed to take off my tinfoil hat, I think that “Orly Taintz” is really a KGB sleeper agent whose mission is to disrupt the US political process by using US America dumbshit nutters if and ONLY IF US America elected a black man as preznit.
I really want her to run for President on the ticket of a 3rd party as a crusader against the Muslim Usurper, hopefully with the Libertarians, just because I want them mostly dead.
This is how reality works — if you say something is so long and often enough, it becomes so. Orly Taitz really deserves some sort of Nobel Prize for Sciency Shit. As a matter of fact, she should file a lawsuit insisting that she actually has one. Let’s see a judge dismiss that because it’s frivolous.
She’s really lost it now. Under federal law, if Obama is illegitimate, he’s automatically a citizen no matter where he was born because his mother was a citizen and spent at least two years in this country with him after he was born and before he was 18. It’s only if she and Kenyadad were married and he was born in Kenya or some other foreign country that there could possibly be a problem with his citizenship, and even that isn’t clear. In short, if he’s a bastard, Orly loses.
[re=437038]bathalax[/re]: “… just across the Bay”? Too obscure?
Can we just position this lady next to a cow and a Negro down by the train tracks already?
O RLY please do not stop. Please to continue to slander the judge. And don’t wait too long to file your next lawsuit. And by all means DO NOT pay the 20k. The fascists are just out to bankrupt you.
In the King James Bible, it is said of the Whore of Babylon:
“And I saw the woman drunken with the blood of the saints, and with the blood of the martyrs of Jesus: and when I saw her, I wondered with great admiration.” (Revelations, 17:6)
This morning, God told me that Orly Taitz is the Whore of Babylon; Los Angeles is Babylon (naturally); the saints are Barack Obama, plus somebody else I’m not sure of; the martyrs of Jesus are Meghan McCain and, well, somebody else again. Etc., also.
Please, more titty pics.
Is deportation an option for this Judge? how about torture? or torture and then deportation?
[re=437062]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: That’s the first picture that comes up on Google image when you type in ‘tentacle porn.’
[re=437077]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Nah. The KGB is more competent than that.
I remember when we had institutions where people like this could get the medical treatment they needed instead of being forced out onto the streets. A mix of several psychotropic medications might be able to help her on her way to something like normalcy
Sacha Baron Cohen
Oily Taintz
Anyone else see what I see?
[re=437091]takes12no1[/re]: The punishment is a Marathon Man dental cleaning under Doktor Orly
Dear Wonketteers, Please DO NOT add Orly ( dr_taitz@yahoo.com )your contacts.
She says it bothers her: “I greatly appreciate people wanting to add me to their on-line contacts, however it takes a lot of my time. Every minute a pop up screen appears, saying that someone wants to add me to his contacts, it covers the screen, where I am working, and it is a constant distraction, so I ask you not to do it.”
Lady Gaga is a birther?
Orly would love me — to prove my ‘natural born’ American birth all I have is a VERY BAD 1966 photocopy of my 1959 birth certificate, the original of which is on file at the county courthouse — if it hasn’t rotted away, been burned in a fire, or eaten by insects in the meantime. As for a “birthing file,” what the hell is that, some kind of medical instrument?
Why wont Orly Taitz prove that she did not rape and murder a young Israeli girl in 1990?
Lets look at the indisputable facts:
1) 1990 did happen.
2) Orly Taitz existed in 1990.
3) A young girl was raped in 1990.
4) A young girl was murdered in 1990.
5) The nation of Israel existed in 1990.
6) Young Israeli girls existed in 1990.
7) Orly Taitz has not offered no proof of innocents with regards to both rape and murder.
I think the fact that the media is silent is defining! Why do media outlets like FOX NEWS(!) ignore the very real fact that Orly Taitz has never proven her innocents? This is clear evidence that Rupert Murdoch and Roger Ailes are both complicit, of not directly involved with this potential cover-up!
Clearly, ORLY Taitz is the illegitimate love child of a crazy dentist and a nutty lawyer (maybe one of the ones from Boston Legal?), thus inheriting her ability to be a dentist and a lawyer.
If she was not an illegitimate child, she would have presented documentation already.
You gotta admit – this woman is quite entertaining. At least she’s more relevant than Ballon Boy.
[re=437103]finallyhappy[/re]: Actually, way bad in the olden days, her remedy would have been a lobotomy. But it appears that someone beat us to it.
[re=437049]Zadig[/re]: Damn you, Juli, “Space Hell” had me struggling to contain my laughter in class.
You think that’s funny, follow the link to Salon and read the nonsense there; they had two Birther Trolls captured there yesterday and were torturing them with logic.
Don’t nutty rants like this run the risk of (much) more serious actions by Judge Land? I mean this looks to be out-and-out contempt and I don’t think judges treat that kindly.
[re=437106]BitterKlingon[/re]: I’m going to inquire about this rape and murder thing.
Listen here, you stupid twit. If this was a dictatorial regime, your ass would have been good and disappeared, melted in acid and washed out to sea on the Patomic faster than you could oil yer taint.
In days of yore, Orly Taitz would have been shorn of her wig, put backwards on a donkey and made to parade the city as peasants threw potato peels at her.
[re=437119]qwerty42[/re]: Problem is, that’s exactly what YA RLY is going for. Becoming a “political prisoner” is her only option for future famewhoring.
Today, we are all Orly Taitz.
So the best way to dismiss a *frivolous* lawsuit… is to allow it to *proceed*! It’s so obvious when you think of it that way, it’s too bad Orly did not submit her ideas to a law journal earlier.
Go Orly! Go right ahead and not pay the fine. Oh, and by all means, go ahead and file another claim in a separate jurisdiction. I only hope the next judge who laughs your case out of court will write as witty a finding as did Judge Land.
PS, Enjoy prison.
In a bizarre twist, it’s just been revealed that Orly Taitz last night was found hiding in an attic all night with Michael Steele, Rod “Falcon Steele” Blagojevich and Meghan McCain at Rush Limbaugh’s house! All four were found unconscious, surrounded by empty bottles of cough syrup and piles of empty Butterfinger wrappers. Limbaugh said he was out of town, at Jack Nicholson’s house.
The Sheriff’s Department said they’ll be asking more questions.
“Don’t nutty rants like this run the risk of (much) more serious actions by Judge Land?”
My personal, maybe not totally likely hope is that she attempts to appeal and is subjected to sanctions by the appellate court.
I have only one thing to say, and I’ll say it loud and proud:
oily tits! oily tits! oily tits!
I’m stoned
ACORN is the “regime”, the “shadow government” if will. You know what I mean. Do ya? Do ya?
[re=437128]JSDC007[/re]: And people said there was nothing good about feudalism.
I got sick twice this morning when I heard the words “Orly Taitz” on national television.
Then I got stick twice more when Balloon Boy’s psycho family appeared on national television.
Balloon Boy Psycho Family: You lie!
[re=437085]hiphophitler[/re]: That doesn’t even matter; someone whose mother is a citizen is automatically a natural-born US citizen, period. The “legitimacy” issue (one of the only areas where it still exists in US law) only matters if the father is a citizen and not the mother; to pass citizenship on, the father has to either be married to the mother or prove he’s acted as the kid’s father.
The birthers claim that natural-born only means born within the US; which is just not true, and if it was would mean McCain wasn’t a US citizen.
[re=437112]Voyou Charmant[/re]: What is truly insulting is for a few dollars for each for copies of the police reports, Orly could show that she was not a suspect in each of the rapes and/or murders in Israel in 1990. Why would Orly not want to do something so simple to prove her innocence unless she really were a rapist and a murderer? Is it because she can’t and she is afraid that if people knew she was a rapist and a murderer that she would be stripped of her US citizenship and deported back to Moldovia?
“I still laugh about the insanity that a heavily accented Moldovian/Israeli Cavity Creep who sounds like Natasha (from Rocky and Bullwinkle) is accepted as the “Queen” of the Birfer Crazies. Yet, the fat dinguses won’t believe a black man from Hawaii who sounds “US American.””
Uh, she’s white. They’ll focus their ire on her as soon as the black guys with the funny names are out of politics.
[re=437110]McDuff[/re]: I think Orly is confusing olden times with modern times. Nowadays, one’s “birthing file” is the fake Facebook page one’s parents set up for them when they are x number of weeks old and proceed to fill with pictures of one’s bare ass, one’s poop, and a video of one’s mother squeezing a screaming, blood-soaked alien out of her nether-regions.
[re=437133]mcc[/re]: Not just monetary sanctions, either; Judge Land sent the Order to the CA state bar, and I’m sure some there will be watching her actions closely. Wonder if she’ll just rant and rave at the disbarment hearing?
I have seen the best madness of generation destroyed by minds. You go, girl.
BTW, re:
“That is a sign of a dictatorial regime, of tyranny.
Do we have to pick just one?
She’ll make fun new friends in the slammer, and will be able to practice her dentistry daily.
I’m always torn by conspiracy theorists: on the one hand it’s a popcorn moment, on the other they clearly have mental health issues and need to seek proper care.
in soviet union, birth certificate orders you!
O RLY?
She said “dictatorial.” Tee, he, he.
[re=437148]JMP[/re]: Well, that is confusing. I have a friend whose parents are both US citizens. The friend was born in Mexico City, and he’s always told me that he could not be president for that reason.
[re=437150]WIDTAP[/re]:
Well, I’ve emailed her. I included portions of your very good point regarding the simple act of providing documentation.
Here it is:
———————————————————–
Dr Taitz,
I’m very concerned. I’ve been doing a lot of research on the internet; I have searched Wikipedia, Urban Dictionary, GOP.com, Foxnews.com, Worldnetdaily.com TheGoogles and ChaCha and Encycolpedia Dramatica as well as several wordpad documents that I believe I created at 4:00 AM Tuesday morning. Unfortunately those wordpad documents were all blank and I am yet to determine who might have deleted the contents; I have reason to believe it was Alex Jones and Tom “the secret burrito” Tancredo.
Before I drop this bombshell on you, I would like to present the following indisputable facts:
* 1990 did happen.
* Orly Taitz existed in 1990.
* A young girl was raped in 1990.
* A young girl was murdered in 1990.
* The nation of Israel existed in 1990.
* Young Israeli girls existed in 1990.
* Orly Taitz has not offered any proof of innocents with regards to both rape and murder.
After putting those facts together in a way that would seem, to the common person, insultingly stupid as process of reaching conclusions, I have discovered that you, at no point, have proven that you did not rape a young Israeli girl in 1990.
What is truly revealing is that for only a few dollars you could purcahse copies of the police reports which would show that you were not even a suspect in each of the rapes and/or murders in Israel in 1990. Why wouldn’t you want to do something so simple to prove your innocence? Unless you really were a rapist and a murderer? Is it because you can’t and are afraid that if people knew you were (are currently?) a rapist and a murderer that you would be stripped of your US citizenship and deported back to Moldovia?
Thank you for your time, I look forward to hearing from you.
Regards,
-Voyou
PS. Have you thought about investigating Megan McCain for smuggling sweater melons across state lines? I don’t know if that is actually against the law, but I haven’t read that it’s not!
—————————————–
Orly was trying to keep Balloon Boy from smuggling Obama’s Kenyan birth certificate out of the country, but she was too late.
Good ol’ Oily Taint
[re=437110]McDuff[/re]:
Oh, I feel your pain. My parents lost my birth certificate, only had an attachment that says I was a premie. Georgetown University Hospital lost the record of my birth. The DC goverment lost the record of my birth, too. By the time I needed the certificate, the doctor was long dead and there were no records there. I had to get my baptismal certificate and two notarized statements from people who knew my family when I was born in order to get a passport. Finally, when I was well into my 30′s, DC computerized their records and they discovered that I was in fact born in the city. I now have four copies of my birth certificate stashed various places just in case.
she says, “this massive fraud perpetrated on each and every member of US military and each and every citizen of this country.” why is she talking about the iraq invasion? orly, stay on point!
[re=437031]Fox News Light[/re]: Now me, I can definately wait. Ewwwwwwwww!
“That is a sign of a dictatorial regime, of tranny.”
/fixed
[re=437104]Redhead[/re]: Yes, I see the resemblance…perhaps we need to find out if “she” has a birf sertifikat?
When did mental illness become so en vogue?
[re=437193]Voyou Charmant[/re]: I was with you until suggested that transport of sweater melons was a bad thing. Everyone loves sweater melons, even if that love is sometimes not appropriate
Orly Taitz so strongly believes that she is Erin Brokovich it is clearly only a matter of time before we hear of a restraining order against her by Julia Roberts who DOES NOT want to play her in the movie and IS NOT interested in reading Taitz’s screenplay.
PS – [re=437188]proudgrampa[/re]: Don’t know your friend’s whole story but John McCain was born in Panama and yet seems confident of his legitimacy as a US Citizen. If one or both of your parents are US Citizens than you are a US Citizen, regardless of where you are born.
Does Saxby Chambliss just blow her up on Mondays and release her on the world?
I’ll admit it, I’m a know-it-all. BUT the birther thing is based on the fact that the US-President (and V-P) must be born on US-Territory. It doesn’t matter if you’re a citizen of any kind. I’m in this situation myself: born in another country to American parents. Have US-citizenship due to my parents, but I can never be President… (Thanks, Dad!)
McCain was actually born in Panama, but on a US-Airbase, so that’s US-territory. Birthers are trying to claim that Obama was born in Kenya or other socialist/communist country. Because where else would a good, real American get all those socialist ideas from…
I think I want to see proof that Orly Taitz isn’t John McCain in drag.
[re=437252]WIDTAP[/re]: I just want it to be bad thing so, naturally, it will be an even better thing.
[re=437087]user-of-owls[/re]: If we could get her next to Michael Steele, we’ve killed two birds with one stone. Or two metaphors with one cow. Or something.
[re=437259]bumblemumble[/re]: Same situation. Had to actively claim U.S. citizenship, but probably still not eligible for Presidency.
The court’s order is a laff riot. There are few things more savage than a pissed-off judge – a pissed-off Federal judge, at that.
http://www.scribd.com/doc/20997067/Taitz-Fined-20-000
Page 27 might be the Federal judiciary’s finest moment since Roe v. Wade:
One can readily see the wisdom of entrusting the elected representatives of the people with the ultimate decision as to whether a President should be removed from office rather than litigating the issue in our courts. Although counsel’s present concern is the location of the President’s birth, it does not take much imagination to extend the theory to his birthday. Perhaps, he looks “too young”to be President, and he says he stopped counting birthdays when he reached age thirty. If he refused to admit publicly that he is older than the constitutional minimum age of thirty-five, should Ms. Taitz be allowed to file a lawsuit and have a court order him to produce his birth certificate? See U.S. Const. art. II, § 1, cl. 4. Or perhaps an eccentric citizen has become convinced that the President is an alien from Mars, and the courts should order DNA testing to enforce the Constitution.
And then there’s a footnote right after that last sentence:
The Court does not make this observation simply as a rhetorical device for emphasis; the Court has actually received correspondence assailing its previous order in which the sender, who, incidentally, challenged the undersigned to a “round of fisticuffs on the Courthouse Square,” asserted that the President is not human.
Maybe that 4th-grader’s question should have been “President Obama, why do so many people think you’re an evil magic Satanic Negro alien from Mars?”
[re=437043]JMP[/re]: The very problem with the judicial world in America is just too many nutbags who learn just enough to file forms. The question is, why even allow them to go this far? You have court sessions over proper service and then complaints and added and then amended complaints and then Interrogatories and depositions, and we’ve been in court for three years and counting with just such a malicious loon over a petty non-issue and she has lost every round but reality does not bite wackos – just poor defendants who have to pay the bills to enforce sanity, which should be de facto.
[re=437087]user-of-owls[/re]: Godammit – thanks for making me swallow my tongue.
Man, this chick just ain’t right.
[re=437259]bumblemumble[/re]: Panama was never actually U.S. territory, which is why they passed a law to give naturalised citzenship to the children born there.
Also, while there is a slight grey area, you could be born on Mars, as long as you had American parents, you would be eligible for president. The grey area is that “long term residents” of another country would not count, but there is no actual definition of that.
[re=437290]Bowdoin[/re]: I hear your pain. The self-represented litigant is the bane of a court’s existence. They are way worse than bad lawyers, who at least face the prospect of losing the license if they are just too awful.
Speaking of which, Judge Land ordered a copy of his Order to go to the California State Bar. I think the military doctor also filed a complaint after Oily filed the motion for reconsideration without her permission. So, there is hope that she at least won’t be representing anyone but herself soon.
[re=437110]McDuff[/re]: A “birthing file” is used to remove any vaginal burrs prior to parturition.
I’m not gonna pass judgement on Orly or the Balloon Boy until I read Dick Morris’s newsletter on how they are both the direct responsibility of Obama. I’m sure Limbaugh and Hannity have important insights, too.
[re=437302]glamourdammerung[/re]: Well, whatever the definition, it wouldn’t help a US citizen who has never lived in the US.
[re=437119]qwerty42[/re]: Being a non-lawyer human, I’m really curious about Judge Land’s next move. Can he just keep slapping her with more 20K fines until she loses her business and has to go to debtor’s prison? Will she have to practice dentistry and law out of a cardboard box off the interstate?
I understand that Orly raped and strangled a teenage dog in the 1990′s. Just sayin.
[re=437302]glamourdammerung[/re]: I thought McCain was born on a US Navy Base? That makes it US territory.
Plus, they were pretty clear at the embassy when my parents filed for my American birth certificate. Something along the lines of: you know, SHE’LL never be the first woman president! HA HA HA.
If I recall correctly it has something to do with the Loyalists (was it Royalists??) during the Revolution. The founding dudes didn’t want one of THOSE to become Prez and then declare it part of England again…
[re=437043]JMP[/re]: Yer wasting your breath. She didn’t often attend civ pro. Or crim pro. Or legal ethics. Or legal research and writing. Or legal services clinic (except when they were defending nutters and conspiracy theorists). Indeed, it’s fair to say she enrolled in law school, but actually didn’t attend.
And now, for the massive contempt of court citation….
[re=437331]bumblemumble[/re]: Yes, Loyalists. They were pretty much driven out of the US anyway, and became a problem for the future Canada instead.
I am looking forward to more Orly entertainment. Let the crazy soar!
[re=437106]BitterKlingon[/re]: Thanks. I hope she likes yahoo alerts about puppies and lawn care.
[re=437169]JMP[/re]: She can rant and rave all she wans, and then be disbarred. It’s not like the CA bar is busy these days. I’m thinking disbarment, torture, deportation, extraordinary rendition, and more torture, also.
Did anyone see the comment at Slate dissing Orly for calling the current administration a “regime”? This commentor said that no one calls something a regime in the US of America. He’s right–I gave up calling the Bush regime a regime years ago. It’s now the Bush junta. Keep your shit together, people.
[re=437331]bumblemumble[/re]: There was not a military base at the Canal Zone and the treaty was never actually signed by the government of Panama. That last minor detail was the cause of a lot of tension between them and us on the issue of control of the Canal.
It is going to end up requiring a SCOTUS case or a law rewrite to clean up the mess as some rules say overseas birth is fine, and others do not. The mere fact that there is not a legal definition of “native born citizen” makes it kind of difficult to find someone to not meet the qualifications.
Also, Mittens’ father was born in Mexico, yet I am unaware of any hassles when he tried to run for president.
[re=437337]the problem child[/re]:
And see where that got Canada? Socialized health care. Low crime rate. Decent education system. Not to speak of the lack of Orly Taitzes! Did the stupidity really start way back then?
Oh shit. I’m going to have to do some serious drinking before I hash this one out with my historian boyfriend…
Dr. Orly Taitz Esquire has some ‘splaining to do! Yesterday I emailed someone a post from her site:
http://www.orlytaitzesq.com/?p=4930:
A new attack on me, now google says my e-mail address doesn’t exist. I don’t know how many attacks can one human being endure. I hope judge Carter orders discovery soon
A reader noted (in the comments section below this large headline) that it wasn’t Google’s fault; the email was sent wrong. It was to dr.taitz@yahoo.com and should have been dr_taitz@yahoo.com. The proof was right there in the ‘address not found’ error message that Dr. Esquire herself posted.
Today when I click on that link I get ‘Sorry, no posts matched your criteria.’ Her posting today is:
Scrubbing info from the Internet
http://www.orlytaitzesq.com/?p=4940
You cannot hide a scrub, even if a scrub hides what you wanted to conceal from history. You always leave a trace.
No kidding.
Dr. Orly Taitz Esquire scrubs pretty good. Even the cached version from her site have been scrubbed and she’s opted out of Archive.org. Here’s a site that reported the original:
http://www.meetup.com/WeSurroundThemGathering/messages/boards/thread/7873233
Even a friendly site has scrubbed the post:
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The birthers insist on seeing a hospital birth certificate? The joke’s on them, You can’t get marriage license or US passport with a HOSPITAL birth certificate, its not a valid ID.
[re=437329]Barrelhse[/re]: So Orly is not Sacha Baron Cohen but rather Glenn Beck dressed in drag? Gotcha.
For fuck sake Orly! Go back to school and get a certificate in cosmetology. You’re hurting my eyes!
[re=437148]JMP[/re]: I’d almost rather have dental care from Orly Taitz than wade into this so-called “argument.” But: even if there really WERE a question of Obama’s natural-bornedness, wouldn’t the generous, reasonable, respectful and right thing to do be to just handle it the way Congress handled the question surrounding John McCain’s natural bornedness, by saying okay, big deal, McCain wasn’t born in the U.S. and there are legitimate questions surrounding the vagaries of the term “natural-born citizen” in his case, but this is such an utterly pithy, negligible and relevance-free point that we resolutely recognize his U.S. citizenship. Instead, with Obama, they’re all, “Ack! Agh! Rosemary’s Manchurian Baby! Traitor! Conspiracy! Child of the Chariots of the Muslinfasciosocialist Gods!” And with lukewarm, half-hearted exceptions of Lindsey Graham and Bill Frist, Republicans simply sit around on their sebaceous, bloated asses and say absolutely nothing to put that to rest.
Also: Isn’t it time for Judge Clay Land to threaten to sentence Orly Taitz to a few years in a Siberian labor camp?
[re=437104]Redhead[/re]: Yes, I see it too.
http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/DlDPVhWeOEfhu0v46spu1Q?authkey=Gv1sRgCOqMwsTZj9f8qwE&feat=directlink
The only thing that could knock some sense into her is a tiny cartoon ox.
[re=437483]btwbfdimho[/re]: [re=437483]btwbfdimho[/re]: You know… I think that calls for some blinggee magic…
Toro toro!
[re=437148]JMP[/re]: The Canal Zone was US Territory when McCain was born there. So the ruling for him was similar to the ruling long ago for Barry Goldwater, who was born in Arizona when it was still a Territory, not a State.
Similarly, my cousin who was born in Okinawa when it was UST is eligible to run for President. If her dad had been stationed in Japan instead at the time of her birth, I think that would be a no-go, although her citizenship would never be in doubt.
[re=437119]qwerty42[/re]: Indeed, no, they don’t.
The CA State Bar has had its funding for investigations/sanctions cut to the bone but I am quite sure that O RLY is on their radar.
WTF is that? Is it human? Is it female? If either, or possibly both, who the flying f*** told it to dye it’s wig with TNT? I mean great gonads on a gondola, hasn’t it heard of trying to get the collar and cuffs to match? Ya’ just know that when it’s spread before you on the water bed, there’s gonna be a big black stubbly-edged map of Tasmania staring you right in the eyeball and winking at you…
[re=437043]JMP[/re]: She “attended” a non-acredited online “law school.” So the answer is no.
Sarah Palin and Oily Taints for preznit in 2012. Both of them going rogue together!
[re=437683]Ducksworthy[/re]:
In jello!
[re=437082]SayItWithWookies[/re]: “Great is the power of steady misrepresentation.”
Charles Darwin,
or as Michael Steele says “What Up?”
A Jew, a lawyer, and a dentist walk into a bar, bartender says. “what is this some kind of joke?”
She actually looks human on her dentistry practice’s website.
You can’t feel me. Thats Liza Minnelli.
I’m still waiting for her to explode from beneath her skin into a horrible mess of tentacles and dripping slime, thus providing us with the irony of her not being a legitimate citizen of the planet earth. But I suppose we’ll have to wait for discovery for that.
[re=437051]Senile Agitation[/re]: Dynel? Sounds like a rapper’s real name…
Wouldn’t it be great if Obama were born in Kenya? I think it would be hilarious!
Ok, Everyone who thinks Orly Taitz is nuts, go home and check your birth certificate. You will find more information on that item than the certificate of live birth. We are talking about the President of the United States, the leader of the free world! Why can’t we see the original birth certificate??? Make all the fun you want about Orly Taitz, she does not have her head in the sand! Read about your past Presidents and the history of America! If you didn’t like BUSH or McCain, thats fine! If you voted for President Obama, I hope you will be happy with Cap and Trade, Universal Heath Care, and the Trillions of dollars spent! If these things come to pass it will crash the dollar and our savings.
Look everybody, her name is a palindrome, how clever,
Or is it Palin drone?
Go boycott the NFL, then inject stool into your gums, and go see Dr. Taitz, Esq.
[re=437964]AlexxelA[/re]: Actually about all Hawaiian birth certificates have the same exact style as the President’s.
I realize you can ‘operate’ a computer but I hope you’re not operating heavy machinery any time soon.
[re=437964]AlexxelA[/re]: And yes, I will be happy with a better planet, decent health care, and the end of a monetary crash caused by greedy Republicans.
[re=437964]AlexxelA[/re]: You do realize McCain was ACTUALLY born in Panama right?? So you would be just as upset if he had won the election, correct?
p.s. remarkably good spelling and punctuation, bravo!!
[re=437766]PoignancySelz[/re]: “No, we’re just here to kibbutz.”
[re=437964]AlexxelA[/re]: Change your name to “AleXXXelA”, and maybe you’ll get somewhere.
Anal, or GTFO!
[re=437964]AlexxelA[/re]: SHOW US YOUR GIFT CERTIFICATE!!!!! PRETENDER!!!!!IMPOSTER!!!!!!!!!!!
What the fuck is a “savings”?
[re=437964]AlexxelA[/re]: “Orly Taitz, she does not have her head in the sand”
I was going to say it’s in deep-freeze or a new mudpack of some kind. Thanks for ruining it for us.
[re=437964]AlexxelA[/re]: Ok, Everyone who thinks Orly Taitz is nuts, go home and check your birth certificate.
Just did, thanks. Sure enough, every other letter spells out O-R-L-Y-T-A-I-T-Z-I-S-N-U-T-S.
And I second the call for anal.
AlexxelA: What if the reason Barack Obama has no birf certificate is…
he was NEVER BORN?
(your head asplode)
[re=437964]AlexxelA[/re]: You honestly have no idea how thing thing called State record keeping works do you, dear?
Well then, you really shouldn’t go to web sites like Wonkette without your parents’ permission. We use adult language here and there are naughty pictures of Meg McCains cleavage that might make you gay.
When you are older you can come back and be an intern for the new senior editors, Julii and Riley.
Kthxbye.
[re=438048]CapnFatback[/re]: tell it like it is – SNUTS!
[re=437964]AlexxelA[/re]: awww, you guys got me a troll for my birfday, how sweet!
So troll, please explain to me what savings and dollars Obama will crash, seeing as the whole country has about $5 combined left, thanks to Bush. Though thanks for pointing out that ORLY’s head is up her ass instead of in the sand – it DOES explain her makeup, I never would have guessed but now that you point it out…
Oh and I see that you’re making the common argument in favor of showing proof of the things you did not do. But don’t you know ORLY raped and murdered two young girls and three young cows in Israel in 1990? (Before her gender reassignment surgery, while she was on the drinking binge after flunking out of cosmetology school.) Wake up, sheepleAlexxxia! It must be so! I mean, if it WEREN’T true, she surely would have just shown us her certificate of non-rape by now (which shows much more information than a rape certificate – go look at yours and say it isn’t so)!
Now dear, kindly go and “play” with Juggs McCain, as you obviously have nothing better to do with your time. I hear good ol’ Meggs will even let you hit it from behind (as who has more cushion for the pushin’ than her!) as long as you let her write “I am NOT a slut!” across her ass in sharpie before you begin taping, just so the interwebz are clear, when she posts it on twitter, that Meggs McCooter is NOT a slut and MUST be taken seriously, like any other woman politician.
I say Toots Cahoots was born on the Dark Side of the Moon. Let her cough up a birth certificate from the Regular Front Side to prove me wrong! If she can’t, I like burning at the stake, don’t you? They say blonds go up fast, though, so we’ll have to have more things. Two-headed monkey children. Bon Jovi juggling the Flying Karamazov Brothers. Helium-filled Larry King interviews. Lemmiewinks bungee-jumping from the top of the Eiffel Tower. Stuff like that.
[re=437964]AlexxelA[/re]: I did. It says I am white and not a bastard, but that was so long ago, back when they cared about such things. Things change.
[re=438156]JooJoo Bee[/re]: Blondes go up fast, but go down slow. I’m not one, so I can make fun of them.
I can’t place it, but there is something wrong with her face. She looks like one of those police artist sketches — you know, “here’s what she would look like now.”
So don’t be snarky. There is a missing child somewhere who looks like that. Angels are weeping.
[re=438183]Gumboz1953[/re]: must be from her pre-anorexic phase
[re=437359]glamourdammerung[/re]: ?? There were buttloads of military bases at the Canal Zone. I was just there a few weeks ago, and they were pointing out all the parts that used to be U.S. military facilities. The big controversy over the Canal lease happened after those college kids tried to replace a U.S. flag with a Panamanian one, and got shot by Panamanian police. However, unlike embassies, U.S. foreign military bases are NOT sovereign U.S. soil; we have a separate Status of Forces agreement in each country to determine how the local country has jurisdiction over U.S. troops there. We have functional control of that territory, but it’s not part of the United States.
It’s a moot point, though, regardless of what the embassy people said. Anyone born of U.S. citizen parents is “native-born,” regardless of location, unless they give up their birthright citizenship through “long-term” residence in another country. All the Constitution says is “native-born,” which the courts have determined means “from birth.” Thus, McCain.
I like that his was going to hit her for 10 grand but her batshit response led him to conclude 10 wouldn’t knock any sense into her… thus $20,000. Awesome.
I see where this is going. Orly wants her own teevee reality show. Just watch she refuses to pay the $20k fine & winds up on a chain gang. 20/20 pays her a ridiculous sum to do an in jail interview where the waterworks flow.
What WILL she do without all that eye make up? Reminds me of Tammy Fae Baker. Ewwwww!
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