• February 15, 2012

Meghan McCain really isn’t stupid at all!

These are some epic self-marketing skills: post mondo boobie photo — *with which there was nothing to be embarrassed about* — to Twitter under the guise of “Oh ha ha I am so lame to be reading instead of going out and partying on this WEDNESDAY night, here is my book, that’s why I’m posting this, to show you my book cover,” wait for some anonymous jackass to be mean then pounce by self-victimizing and giving yourself 24 hours to make a decision about… Twitter… in the meantime, link everyone to your new column about how you’re comfortable with fat jokes but please stop making fat jokes, then release VERY SERIOUS & cryptic triplet of tweets saying oh, I have made decisions, but you’ll have to click on my new column tomorrow to find out! And we just lap it all up because who cares, it’s funny. It’s funny. You’re funny Meghan. Not all of us get to be enigmatic all the time but you do and that’s why you make the $$$$$$$.

(Also, it looks like daddy yelled at her. But this too could be a ruse, to make us click on something else eventually!)

[Meghan McCain's Twitter]

{ 195 comments }

queeraselvis v 2.0 October 15, 2009 at 4:18 pm

Needy attention whore is needy.

TastyCakes October 15, 2009 at 4:18 pm

But how does this post relate to a 6 year old boy in a balloon?

kewlguy42069 October 15, 2009 at 4:20 pm

just shut your stupid idiot mouth meghan. no one cares. because your dad is a rich united states senator it doesn’t mean you are relevant to actually anything

DustBowlBlues October 15, 2009 at 4:20 pm

I didn’t see this thread last night but as far as I’m concerned, the first embarrassing thing would be posting anything–even a photograph of a basket of puppies or kittens–that’s called a twitpic.

Just read it, Megs. Twitpic. It doesn’t even have to be called twatpic to sound like something out of a Monty Python skit.

Noonan October 15, 2009 at 4:20 pm

This makes me want to kill myself. And the Internets.

kewlguy42069 October 15, 2009 at 4:21 pm

fucking seriously. some of us work for a goddamn living. fuck.

magic titty October 15, 2009 at 4:21 pm

“This has been an embarrassing experience but also a learning one.”

No. Obviously it has not. Christ. That was poorly written, even for the Twitters.

AxmxZ October 15, 2009 at 4:21 pm

[re=436359]TastyCakes[/re]: Those baloons couldn’t hold a kid that large. A toddler, maybe.

gurukalehuru October 15, 2009 at 4:21 pm

“use OF the medium” would have saved her two characters over “use with.”

CrunchyKnee October 15, 2009 at 4:22 pm

Balloon Boy is hiding in Meg’s balloons.

pink triangles October 15, 2009 at 4:22 pm

That 6 year old boy must have fallen into Meg’s cleavage.

chascates October 15, 2009 at 4:22 pm

SHOW US YOUR TITS!

Atheist Nun October 15, 2009 at 4:22 pm

She should be thanking the HOOR BRA section of Victoria’s Secret for its’ support, also.

Advocatus_Diaboli October 15, 2009 at 4:23 pm

It appears that Meg enjoys being mocked. India Sierra.

pampl October 15, 2009 at 4:23 pm

i skimmed over your post and didn’t see any enormous boobs so i guess i’m still on meaghan’s side

ManchuCandidate October 15, 2009 at 4:23 pm

Who knew that self promotion would blow up in said self’s face?

undermedicated October 15, 2009 at 4:23 pm

[re=436359]TastyCakes[/re]: How about: the kid’s Dad is a loopy (quantum gravity effects from thunderstorms or somesuch) media whore (wife swap teevee show) who does nutty things (like pretending to send his 6-yr old several thousand feet aloft untethered) so that we’ll pay attention to him. Either that or he has amazing manboobs.

Johnny Zhivago October 15, 2009 at 4:24 pm

Is it really the same as “releasing a statement” when you send a twitter?

Prommie October 15, 2009 at 4:24 pm

LEAVE MEGHAN ALONE. Just leave her alone. I love her now. The Boobies did it, I love her. She is in that sad state of regret right now, that strikes young women the morning after they pull a train in a parked car, when they realize that they did not need to, should not have, gone so far just to get some attention, some affection. But the looks of joy on their faces when they came, how could she not! Oh, its a confusing, conflicting time of shame and doubt, and all ya’all just leave her alone, or she’ll never post her glorious boobies again, let alone escalate.

S.Luggo October 15, 2009 at 4:24 pm

“I will be more careful in the future about my use with the medium.”
‘Zat? Watercolors?

WestEdEd October 15, 2009 at 4:25 pm

why do Megean’s boobs hate America?

And why hasn’t Obama done anything about this?

And, who has bigger boobs, her or Rush?

DustBowlBlues October 15, 2009 at 4:25 pm

[re=436359]TastyCakes[/re]: Weirdest story ever. Only possible happy ending at this point is that the family staged it for publicity and we can enjoy watching them being persecuted.

Smoke Filled Roommate October 15, 2009 at 4:25 pm

That’s what I was sayin’. Cute publicity cunt. Er, stunt.

Sharkey October 15, 2009 at 4:26 pm

Ho, Ho! Look what I found in the comments of the DB article!

http://www.ocnus.net/artman2/publish/Dark_Side_4/My_Holiday_With_John_McCain.shtml

The comment’s author duly notes “Change begins at home”.

Just too much!

S.Luggo October 15, 2009 at 4:26 pm

[re=436371]chascates[/re]: “I will be more careful in the future about my use with the medium.”
‘Zat? Watercolors?

Johnny Zhivago October 15, 2009 at 4:26 pm

There is a fine line between “epic self marketing” and “mentally ill”.

sati demise October 15, 2009 at 4:27 pm

So Megs is only sayin’ to ‘tune in for the next installment of the Meagan McCain twitterfest.

so captivating.

Cindy made her embarrassed, only Mother knows the life of a trollopy cunt is not what she had in mind for her politician daughter.

DP October 15, 2009 at 4:27 pm

You guys…do we really want to discourage political pundit women from showing their boobs? I’m waiting for Mika Brezinski myself.

sati demise October 15, 2009 at 4:27 pm

Is that her mouth?

Smoke Filled Roommate October 15, 2009 at 4:27 pm

[re=436361]DustBowlBlues[/re]: I thought ‘twitpic’ meant a picture of a twit.

The Cold Sea October 15, 2009 at 4:28 pm

Wheeeewh, man that was close. First Darfur, then Mage’s Twitter account. Man, I’m glad we saved one.

Suds McKenzie October 15, 2009 at 4:28 pm

Ohhh, I’m all “ATwitter”.

S.Luggo October 15, 2009 at 4:28 pm

[re=436371]chascates[/re]: Ahem. We now say, “Show Us Your Tappers.”

nikomilinko October 15, 2009 at 4:28 pm

poor boy, he made his lfe´s travel.

http://www.peoplevents.blogspot.com

La Cieca October 15, 2009 at 4:28 pm

The Daily Breast, did you say?

Suds McKenzie October 15, 2009 at 4:28 pm

[re=436364]magic titty[/re]: a “learnable momemt”??

Terry October 15, 2009 at 4:29 pm

According to the WashPost, this woman is the future of the Republican Party.

AnnieGetYourFun October 15, 2009 at 4:29 pm

[re=436383]DustBowlBlues[/re]: That was my thought, too, but they seem like a bunch of science nerds… so… not that science nerds can’t be attention whores.

Voyou Charmant October 15, 2009 at 4:30 pm

[re=436358]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: backed 100%

SayItWithWookies October 15, 2009 at 4:30 pm

Geeze, I can’t count. Until now, when I looked at that picture, I only saw two overexposed boobs.

sad tortoise October 15, 2009 at 4:31 pm

Okay, you know what? I don’t like Meghan McCain, I have no interest at all in Meghan McCain, but this blog’s obsession with every little thing she does is starting to make me feel gross for reading it.

So Meghan McCain is clueless and shallow. She’s twenty-four – being clueless and shallow comes with the territory. What did she do to warrant the latest series of posts? She put up a mildly racy photo of herself in a tank top. For that we get three posts in a day and fuck knows how many asshole comments by anonymous creeps. If this happened to anyone I knew, I’d be really pissed, and I’m not sure that Meghan McCain deserves this just because her dad happens to be an asshole.

RoloTonyBrownTown October 15, 2009 at 4:31 pm

Am I the only one concerned that no one has Blingee’d Meghan’s super arty Twitpic yet?

DustBowlBlues October 15, 2009 at 4:32 pm

[re=436399]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: I’m sure that’s how John Cleese would have used it.

watertiger October 15, 2009 at 4:32 pm

Next up for Meghan: dating Jon Gosselin.

shadowMark October 15, 2009 at 4:33 pm

Meet Meghan’s left boob who’s lived most everywhere
From Zanzibar to Barclay Square
But Meghan’s right boob’s only seen the sights
A boob can see from Brooklyn Heights —
What a crazy pair!

But they’re Meghan’s boobs
Identical Meghan’s boobs all the way
One pair of matching Meghan’s boobs
Different as night and day

Where Meghan’s left boob adores a minuet
The Ballet Russes, and crepe suzette
Our Meghan’s right boob loves to rock and roll
A hot dog makes it lose control —
What a wild duet!

Still, they’re Meghan’s boobs
Identical Meghan’s boobs and you’ll find
They laugh alike, they walk alike
At times they even talk alike —

You can lose your mind,
When Meghan’s boobs are two of a kind!

mattbolt October 15, 2009 at 4:33 pm

“God, this Meghan McCain, she’s just like Kelly Osbourne or Lisa Marie Presley, y’know?”

“What, you mean trying to conceal her lack of talent or accomplishments by riding off her famous father’s last name?”

“Nono – fat.”

proudgrampa October 15, 2009 at 4:34 pm

OK. Time to move on…

WarAndG October 15, 2009 at 4:35 pm

Are we foxtrot done here yet? This McCabe boob thing is to Wonkette what The Acorns are to that Brightbert Big Hollywood Govamint site.

OfTheTheatricalPersuasian October 15, 2009 at 4:35 pm

Oh Jim, I do hope someday you’ll find happiness in Megan’s soft arms…

Sharkey October 15, 2009 at 4:36 pm

[re=436412]sad tortoise[/re]: Hello again, Meghan!! We know it’s you!

DustBowlBlues October 15, 2009 at 4:37 pm

[re=436412]sad tortoise[/re]: Megs? Is that you? I think your problem is that you cannot be a typical 24 year old posting soft-core twitpics of yourself over your telephone while you claim to be the hope of the Republican party.

You have to choose, Megs. One or the other. Either you roll with the Young Republicans, or go crazy on the twatter. Can’t have it both ways, even if daddy is a gold-digging asshole and mom is a bitch who did nothing to be super wealthy but be born into the right family.

ph7 October 15, 2009 at 4:37 pm

[re=436412]sad tortoise[/re]: this blog’s obsession with every little thing she does” Little my ass! They’re HUGE!

V572625694 October 15, 2009 at 4:37 pm

Remember when Ken offered Meghan a job here at our Wonkett? Wonder how that worked out, because all of sudden one feels she’d be right at home here.

Remember Ken?

slappypaddy October 15, 2009 at 4:38 pm

some young women — and far be it from me to name any names or point any fingers or say, “wink-wink, nudge-nudge” — but some young women might just want to sit down and have a long think about the foolishness of doing things that look to all the world like the very things that some young women — and i’m not saying this is the case, this is just a hypothetical — but the very things that some young women might do if they’d been doing a little too much nipping at the rat cheese while they’re all alone late at night. and i think some young women might understand exactly what i might be saying.

and some young women might want to give some thought to how big and cold and dangerous the world outside their sheltered homes can be. and some young women might want to ask themselves how best they can make a positive change in the world, if that is what they truly want to do, and if they want to be able to do something more worthwhile than make consarned fools out of themselves and be little more than a walking, talking, very public joke.

just some things that some young women might want to think about.

the lady MS. Sheila Dixon October 15, 2009 at 4:38 pm

Fuck twitter. Post on Fleshbot.com Megs. Let your freak flag fly!

bureaucrap October 15, 2009 at 4:38 pm

[re=436406]Terry[/re]: ATTENTION WOMEN WITH BIG BREASTS!!!!:

You are the future of the Republican Party. Intelligence, Compassion, unnecessary. Please send your resume (optional) with an 8 x 10 glossy (required) to Carrie Prejean, Meghan McCain, Michelle Bachmann, and/or Sarah Palin. Please cc: Michael Steele (while applicable) for fapping purposes.

UNDER 25 ONLY, PLEASE!

Smoke Filled Roommate October 15, 2009 at 4:38 pm

It’s kinda sad, like she’s waiting to be validated–“Oh Meghan You’re Hot!”–from all her dipshit twitter followers, ’cause this “political blogging” thing is getting dull. Nothing disgusts me more than a bored rich person. That said–go make a sex tape and pretend it ‘got into the wrong hands’ or something. That’s usually the route taken, correct?

Sharkey October 15, 2009 at 4:39 pm

[re=436427]DustBowlBlues[/re]: Hmmm, wonder if it is actually the bitchy mom? Now that would be something.

teebob2000 October 15, 2009 at 4:40 pm

>>*with which there was nothing to be embarrassed about*

…about which there was nothing to be embarrassed…

/fixed

Talk about embarrassing…

caieva October 15, 2009 at 4:40 pm

No-one’s boobs look like that unless you jam them together and upward with an arm under them while taking the photo with the other hand – that’s where those weirdy double folds on top came from. So, innocent “how I look in tank top” – no!
She deserves to be reamed for playing the victim card here.
And, also, I know very many twenty something who are a credit to the human race -
“clueless and shallow” she may be, but not because she’s 25!

Sharkey October 15, 2009 at 4:41 pm

[re=436429]V572625694[/re]: I remember that! This whole misunderstanding could have been so easily avoided.

Fuck Toad October 15, 2009 at 4:42 pm

[re=436412]sad tortoise[/re]: Yeah, pretty much. I can’t help but sympathize. She never should have apologized for posting the photo, though — her intent was obvious and not in any way objectionable, and the amazing thing is that her Twitter followers decided to call her a trampy slut for it.

OBLIGATORY IN-CHARACTER COMMENT: Wake me up when her father posts a photo like that! Rrow!

Extemporanus October 15, 2009 at 4:43 pm

[re=436398]sati demise[/re]: It’s related to her knew spokesperson gig:

‘FDS Feminine Hygiene Bling: There’s a party in my panties, and you’re all invited!’

problemwithcaring October 15, 2009 at 4:46 pm

[re=436412]sad tortoise[/re]: Well, I am doing it cause her entire Party is one of assholes, but, hey, I am a bitch like that.

‘Sides, c’mon, EVERYTHING is funny to Wonkett.

Tommmcatt October 15, 2009 at 4:47 pm

What do you want to bet Cindy got pissed off about the boob shot and demanded that Meghan delete her twitter account or “no more trust fund for you”, Meghan cried and bitched about it until Mommy relented, and this is the spin. I’ll bet you anything you want….

Atheist Nun October 15, 2009 at 4:47 pm

[re=436412]sad tortoise[/re]: Although a parody can be considered a derivative work under United States Copyright Law, it can be protected from claims by the copyright owner of the original work under the fair use doctrine, which is codified in 17 USC § 107. The Supreme Court of the United States stated that parody “is the use of some elements of a prior author’s composition to create a new one that, at least in part, comments on that author’s works.” That commentary function provides some justification for use of the older work.

We’re just “commenting on the author’s works.” Dude, what’s wrong with you? Look at Meghan’s “works”!! How can you not comment on them, they’re like 2 planets flying into your face.

teebob2000 October 15, 2009 at 4:47 pm

[re=436370]pink triangles[/re]: He’s freaking named FALCON, for god’s sake. OF COURSE he’s going to try to fly, and attempt to eat songbirds while he does!!

Jeebuz. Name a kid Hambone, he’s going to jump in a big vat of peasoup. Name a kid Turd, he’s going to try to flush himself down the toilet. Name a kid Matt, he’s going to lay down in front of the door. Name a kid Eileen, he’s going to tilt to one side.

Why is this so fucking hard to comprehend???

sezme October 15, 2009 at 4:47 pm

At this point, she should really just suspend her campaign in order to, um, fix the economy.

Extemporanus October 15, 2009 at 4:48 pm

[re=436381]S.Luggo[/re]: As opposed to the large, extra large, and Big Gulp.

house of the blue lights October 15, 2009 at 4:48 pm

My son is a very gifted pianist and all around great guy working his fingers to the bone in the inner city helping kids realize their dreams. (true story) He is not an idiot no-talent heiress who has parlayed his unearned fame and money into a worthless self-serving career.

Therefore I hate Meghan McCain. (Unless he were to marry her and her money. Then I’d be fine with all this.)

Sharkey October 15, 2009 at 4:48 pm

http://www.ocnus.net/artman2/publish/Dark_Side_4/My_Holiday_With_John_McCain.shtml

“My final encounter with McCain was on the morning that he was leaving Turtle Island. Amy and I were happily eating pancakes when McCain arrived and told Amy that she shouldn’t be having pancakes because she needed to lose weight. Amy burst into tears at this abusive comment. I felt fiercely protective of Amy and immediately turned to McCain and told him to leave her alone.

He became very angry and abusive towards me, and said, “Don’t you know who I am.” I looked him in the face and said, “Yes, you are the biggest asshole I have ever met” and headed back to my cabin. I am happy to say that later that day when I arrived at lunch I was given a standing ovation by all the guests for having stood up to McCain’s bullying.”

The article has HTML diarrhea fail, but is AWESOME nonetheless!

takes12no1 October 15, 2009 at 4:49 pm

I see Megs changed her icon to the one of lady gaga that a commenter suggested in a prior post…soooooo she does read our comments.

Extemporanus October 15, 2009 at 4:49 pm

[re=436359]TastyCakes[/re]: “BALLOON” is the new “WELL”.

MarSF October 15, 2009 at 4:51 pm

[re=436412]sad tortoise[/re]: This blog is “obsessed” with MANY self-important asshats who make fools of themselves while pretending to care about the Future of America. Peggy Nooninghamshire gets lots of attention here too, and it isn’t because she is trashy or anything.

Cicada October 15, 2009 at 4:51 pm

[re=436412]sad tortoise[/re]: Shhhhh….don’t tell anyone, but I sort of agree with you. Except, this is Wonkette, a blog on the internet. Creepy anonymous posts are to be expected, really. Also, Megs did just shove her boobies in the camera and then posted the pic for everyone to see and comment on.

But yeah, this topic has pretty much been driven into the ground.

The Cold Sea October 15, 2009 at 4:51 pm

[re=436421]proudgrampa[/re]: Yeah, let’s talk about her ass, instead.

bryan j October 15, 2009 at 4:51 pm

I’m still waiting for her to return my calls. I heart Meghan and the more of her there is to heart.

Smoke Filled Roommate October 15, 2009 at 4:52 pm

[re=436452]sezme[/re]: Yes, this is a scandal approaching the Who Gives A Flying Fuck level.

magic titty October 15, 2009 at 4:53 pm

[re=436412]sad tortoise[/re]: You’d be pissed if this happened to someone you knew? Uhhh…why? What even happened? Meh, to you.

RoscoePColtraine October 15, 2009 at 4:53 pm

[re=436359]TastyCakes[/re]: Three young boys home from school, home-made, child-sized hot air balloon; what could possibly happen???

jetjaguar October 15, 2009 at 4:53 pm

Meg’s not a slut, but she sure is an attention whore.

BeWoot October 15, 2009 at 4:54 pm

Oh, don’t be like that Meghan, baby. C’mon, let the girls out.

queeraselvis v 2.0 October 15, 2009 at 4:54 pm

[re=436451]teebob2000[/re]: And saddle a kid with a name like “Jeff Flake” and you’re bound to end up with a flaming pansy. QED.

Sharkey October 15, 2009 at 4:55 pm
pampl October 15, 2009 at 4:56 pm

sorry mccainiacs but there’s no shame in marveling/leering at nature’s most perfect creation, the human boob

mattbolt October 15, 2009 at 4:57 pm
Smoke Filled Roommate October 15, 2009 at 4:59 pm

[re=436464]The Cold Sea[/re]: You mean her donkey ‘Pedro’ given to her as a birthday gift when she turned eight by Consuela from Housekeeping? Or her head?

23skidoo October 15, 2009 at 5:02 pm

OK, but all this is secondary to the main question: Are they real?

Tundra Grifter October 15, 2009 at 5:03 pm

[re=436361]DustBowlBlues[/re]: Personally, I’d rather see a photo of sweater puppies than basket puppies. Guess it’s must me. Again.

Extemporanus October 15, 2009 at 5:04 pm

[re=436469]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: “Hey Kids, always steer clear of the 5th Dimension!”

And that’s one to grow on.

DustBowlBlues October 15, 2009 at 5:04 pm

I’ve actually never commented on Megs before, because I found my wonkett’s obsession with her boring. Then I saw her on Bill Maher and she made some grand statement about the politics of the Republics or something that was completely inane and someone said, but what about “?” and made a Reagan (?) reference. She said she wasn’t alive then so she didn’t know about.

Paul Begala, a panelist, immediately said, “I wasn’t alive during the French Revolution, either, but I know about Robespierre (or something like that). The words flew out of the his mouth–, like a reflex. She was shocked and he immediately backed off as Bill Maher kind of chastised him, but if Megs needed a “learnable” moment, shouldn’t that have been it? Continuing to style herself as somehow relevant to the political process just sets her up for abuse. And when she posts photos of herself that, to my aged eyes, look like soft-core porn, can she still be surprised that anyone makes fun of her?

Is it not time for her to realize she has hugely embarrassed herself and instead of announcing she’s “quitting twatter” as if it’s a big fucking deal, she should actually just quietly do it and go read some books. It’s not like she needs the money from any of her lame gigs. What’s next? She’s going to post of utube video of her boobs, rapping about how she’s quitting twatter, vis-a-vis Miley Cyrus?

el_chupacabra October 15, 2009 at 5:05 pm

she reminds me of that out-of-your league hot girl that you hook up with then spend the rest of the night listening to her tell you how this is not who she is and she doesn’t usually just hook up and she maybe actually likes you but kinda wishes now we’d've waited a day or two and she’s a little confused but she liked it a lot! and totally would like to see you and do it more but…

and you’re all “jesus i need to go back to hooking up with skanks”

Click October 15, 2009 at 5:07 pm

“I will be more careful in the future about my use with the mediuum.”
Or you could always go with the X-tra large.

GreatOldOnesParty October 15, 2009 at 5:09 pm

[re=436413]RoloTonyBrownTown[/re]: where have you been? http://blingee.com/blingee/view/100628111-We-3-u-Meghan-?offset=1&owner=czn939

sati demise October 15, 2009 at 5:09 pm

[re=436489]el_chupacabra[/re]: ‘zactly.

el_chupacabra October 15, 2009 at 5:10 pm

[re=436488]DustBowlBlues[/re]: I remember that show. Annoyed that Maher let her off the hook. If you want to be a pundit, you should be treated like one. It’s not like she’s 16. whatthefuck? Replace those titties with a douchey Ed Hardy shirt and Maher would destroy the punk. Lame. He’s probably thinking he’s going to nail her, though. so whatever. lame.

GreatOldOnesParty October 15, 2009 at 5:11 pm

[re=436363]kewlguy42069[/re]: you aren’t fulla lulz. why are you here?
[re=436412]sad tortoise[/re]: you too.

Country Club Jihadi October 15, 2009 at 5:11 pm

Looks like Bridget will be getting extra Christmas presents this year. Or locked in the basement.

catsquatch October 15, 2009 at 5:12 pm

I think the lass has it backwards. She should stop using “words” and instead replace them with more pictures of her breastesses.

Lee October 15, 2009 at 5:14 pm

And Wonkette ain’t stupid either.

But this one is played Meg, so when I click on The Daily Beast tomorrow I expect something shocking and new! How about twittering Meg Fox — if you know what I mean. Tasteful of course.

Click October 15, 2009 at 5:15 pm

[re=436412]sad tortoise[/re]: Foxtrot Tango Whiskey????

catsquatch October 15, 2009 at 5:18 pm

[re=436429]V572625694[/re]: Ken who?

Click October 15, 2009 at 5:18 pm

[re=436491]Click[/re]: uu?? UU. There, better.

problemwithcaring October 15, 2009 at 5:18 pm

[re=436467]magic titty[/re]: Right. Meghan is still a stacked, hot, young, unbeweavable blonde with two very alive, very rich parents, speaking engagements, TV appearances, a PAID writing gig at a new blog (?!), and an inane blog post that is currently getting more hits than Sherri Johnston’s meth pipe.

Don’t cry for her.

Cicada October 15, 2009 at 5:20 pm

This entire fiasco has been summed up in this artistic rendering (NSFW-ish):
http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/15/nude-with-backache/

AbstinenceOnly Ed October 15, 2009 at 5:20 pm

[re=436412]sad tortoise[/re]: You are on the wrong website. Go to “snivelingpussy.com” and comment in the “feigned outrage” forum. Other people who use the internet as their personal maxi-pad would love to hear you bleed compassionately all over your keyboard. Turds of a feather, et al.

GreatOldOnesParty October 15, 2009 at 5:25 pm

[re=436412]sad tortoise[/re]: you’re only NOW starting to feel dirty? Didn’t you know that Wonkette is the /b/ of the blogosphere?

populucious October 15, 2009 at 5:28 pm

So alcohol induced electronically disseminated cheesecake photies are a “medium” now?

shortsshortsshorts October 15, 2009 at 5:31 pm

IT IS VERY HARD TO BE INCREDIBLY RICH FROM BIRTH AND TREAT YOUR LIFE AS IF IT IS THE HIGHLIGHT OF EVERY ELSE AND THEN DO SOMETHING STUPID AND GET NAILED FOR IT AFTER PROMOTING YOURSELF AS A “SERIOUS INTELLECTUAL.”

Click October 15, 2009 at 5:31 pm

[re=436512]AbstinenceOnly Ed[/re]: Oh Ed, you’re such a softy.

Min October 15, 2009 at 5:32 pm

Thanks for keeping us abreast of this story.

Click October 15, 2009 at 5:34 pm

[re=436533]Min[/re]: Titillating, isn’t it.

Dreadful Gate October 15, 2009 at 5:36 pm

I for one believe Wonkett was created for nothing better than to follow the antics of the spunky McCabe twins, and their boobalicious adventures. I want more Megs, every day, all day. I follow her on Twitter, and tune in to all the talk shows she appears on. She is my muse (they are my muses?)

asier October 15, 2009 at 5:37 pm

Meghan, stop tweeting but keep on titting!

Cicada October 15, 2009 at 5:38 pm

[re=436512]AbstinenceOnly Ed[/re]: snivelingpussy.com? fap fap fap…

AbstinenceOnly Ed October 15, 2009 at 5:39 pm

[re=436532]Click[/re]: Not as soft as… well, you know.

kewlguy42069 October 15, 2009 at 5:40 pm

[re=436477]pampl[/re]: are you freaking kidding me. it is the female ass.

assistant/atlas October 15, 2009 at 5:41 pm

[re=436412]sad tortoise[/re]: “She’s twenty-four — being clueless and shallow comes with the territory.”

On behalf of all twenty-somethings, fuck you, fuckface tortoise. I have never been this shallow and clueless ever in my life, even when commenting on our Wonkett. She’s clueless and shallow because she’s rich and blond and never had to work for a goddamn thing in her life–not because she’s 24. Just wanted to make that clear, for all you other ageists out there.

blinky_twinkie October 15, 2009 at 5:42 pm

[re=436419]shadowMark[/re]: I want to shew you my bewbies…

Min October 15, 2009 at 5:43 pm

[re=436538]Click[/re]: I’m just about to bust from the excitement.

Click October 15, 2009 at 5:44 pm

[re=436487]Extemporanus[/re]: Fuck, NOW I get it.

Gopherit October 15, 2009 at 5:44 pm

[re=436510]Cicada[/re]: that’s definitive.

So who wants to talk about the irony of a kid named Falcon falling 7500 feet from a balloon his dad made? Why not just name him Icarus?

Now THAT’S driving a subject into the ground. See, I could be creepy and in horrible taste, and didn’t have to be a misogynistic fuckhead once doing it.

Gopherit October 15, 2009 at 5:45 pm

[re=436531]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: oh, shorts….not even she took herself as an intellectual.

PoignancySelz October 15, 2009 at 5:51 pm

[re=436455]Sharkey[/re]: Damn, before I looked at the link I thought you had an excerpt from Spalin’s new book.

stew October 15, 2009 at 5:52 pm

There is something very disturbing about that photo. It has a real Blair Witch quality to it for some reason, like somebody’s last known photo.

asier October 15, 2009 at 5:53 pm

She is pissed off because people were supposed to look at the book! But for some reason she can’t understand everybody’s eyes were somewhere else.

Extemporanus October 15, 2009 at 5:53 pm

[re=436561]Min[/re]: [re=436553]AbstinenceOnly Ed[/re]: [re=436538]Click[/re]:

Alright you big punbags, I think it’s time we nipple this in the bud.

hagajim October 15, 2009 at 5:57 pm

I think she was running a test to determine if her issue of Playboy would sell

PoignancySelz October 15, 2009 at 5:57 pm

This all reminds me a little bit of “Basic Instinct”. When they announced “Basic Instinct II” was coming out I thought great, what next…I know — a shot of Sharon Stone’s poop chute..makes sense…the natural progression of things…but, no such luck…
So I don’t think we’ll get much tomorrow, full frontal or otherwise.

Click October 15, 2009 at 6:00 pm

[re=436576]Extemporanus[/re]: Areolas gonna be this punny?

PoignancySelz October 15, 2009 at 6:00 pm

[re=436576]Extemporanus[/re]: Yeah, but I’ll take puns over that Foxtrot What the Tango Fuxtrot crap any day. I felt like I was talking to Paramedics or something.

Smoke Filled Roommate October 15, 2009 at 6:01 pm

[re=436359]TastyCakes[/re]: This just in– Balloon Boy Found In Cave.

Smoke Filled Roommate October 15, 2009 at 6:08 pm

[re=436575]asier[/re]: If she wanted to seem sexy and smart, why didn’t she choose some classic lit or something? Instead her “I Do Too Read” book is a bio on Andy Fucking Warhol.
We all know “Garfield Takes the Cake” is on the dresser right beside her.

problemwithcaring October 15, 2009 at 6:08 pm

[re=436575]asier[/re]:

Tryin’ a feel my hump, hump.

Lookin’ at my lump, lump.
You can look but you can’t touch it,
If you touch it I’ma start some drama,
You don’t want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don’t pull on my hand boy,
You ain’t my man, boy,
I’m just tryn’a dance boy,
And move my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
In the back and in the front (lumps)

AbstinenceOnly Ed October 15, 2009 at 6:09 pm

[re=436576]Extemporanus[/re]: If mammary serves, you started tit.

Mr. Tusks October 15, 2009 at 6:09 pm

[re=436412]sad tortoise[/re]: The criticism became warranted the day she put herself out as an authority on anything. Live by the internet, die by the internet.

undermedicated October 15, 2009 at 6:10 pm

[re=436583]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: Close — hiding in a box in his garage, bizarrely enough reading a book about Andy Warhol.

Min October 15, 2009 at 6:11 pm

[re=436581]Click[/re]: If mammary serves, puns have always been a part of Wonkette discourse.

Min October 15, 2009 at 6:14 pm

[re=436601]Min[/re]: Oops. AbstinenceOnlyEd beat me to the pun-ch.

PoignancySelz October 15, 2009 at 6:16 pm

[re=436583]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: I just heard on Fox he’s stuck in a well.

AbstinenceOnly Ed October 15, 2009 at 6:19 pm

[re=436609]Min[/re]: Bet you feel like a boob.

american mutt October 15, 2009 at 6:19 pm

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE BIG DEAL??? I SEE ASS AND TITTIES ON THE INTERNET ALL DAY!!!

Smoke Filled Roommate October 15, 2009 at 6:20 pm

[re=436610]PoignancySelz[/re]: Oh, Foxtrot.

Min October 15, 2009 at 6:21 pm

[re=436619]AbstinenceOnly Ed[/re]: If you were a drill sargeant, you could tell me to drop and give you twenty push-ups.

Click October 15, 2009 at 6:22 pm

[re=436619]AbstinenceOnly Ed[/re]: Have two – they’re almost free.

problemwithcaring October 15, 2009 at 6:22 pm

[re=436610]PoignancySelz[/re]: Said he was hiding in the attic. http://www.kdvr.com/news/kdvr-balloon-boy-found-101509,0,6905331.story

Another attention whore story that ends well for all.

asier October 15, 2009 at 6:25 pm

[re=436594]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re I was trying to comment on the fact that the book is not the first thing you look at when you see the picture.She could have been holding the Five Philosophical Thesis from Mao and no one would have noticed. And the reason she is quitting Titter, I mean Tweeter. Is because nobody was commenting on the book. And I happen to find that quite amusing my cybernautical friend!

AbstinenceOnly Ed October 15, 2009 at 6:30 pm

[re=436628]Min[/re]: If I were a drill sergeant, I would make you my lance corporal, and we would service the rear admiral all day long. Nohomo.

Smoke Filled Roommate October 15, 2009 at 6:35 pm

[re=436636]asier[/re]: Sorry, I’m a chick and I don’t really care about Megs’ tits because I have my own D’s to deal with. I’m just saying, if she’s going to try to be coy and pose, why not choose something a bit more cerebral?

Extemporanus October 15, 2009 at 6:36 pm

[re=436598]AbstinenceOnly Ed[/re]: And in an effort to express myself, I’m gonna milk it for everything its got.

Extemporanus October 15, 2009 at 6:37 pm

[re=436581]Click[/re]: No, I’m guessing that at some point the joke will go bust.

Gallowglass October 15, 2009 at 6:40 pm

[re=436656]Extemporanus[/re]: Only when there has been enough tit for tat.

Accordion-o-rama October 15, 2009 at 6:41 pm

[re=436388]Sharkey[/re]: In McCain’s case, change begins by opening the hamper.

AbstinenceOnly Ed October 15, 2009 at 6:57 pm

[re=436655]Extemporanus[/re]: Feel free to suckle at my creative teat if you are hungry for inspiration and spiritual succor.

Holding Out for a Hero October 15, 2009 at 7:03 pm

So I’ve missed an entire day of conversation about Megan’s tits?

I’m so quitting my job!!!

Dean Booth October 15, 2009 at 7:06 pm

I wouldn’t call those “a medium.”

BerkeleyFarm October 15, 2009 at 7:07 pm

[re=436373]Atheist Nun[/re]: I don’t think VS makes em in Megg’s size. You’re thinking Frederick’s.

RoloTonyBrownTown October 15, 2009 at 7:10 pm

[re=436493]GreatOldOnesParty[/re]: Wow. I’m ashamed for doubting the skill and swiftness with which Wonkette readers can bling anything and everything. I hope you’ll forgive me for speaking before sufficiently scanning the comments for Blingee enhanced Megs.

Sharkey October 15, 2009 at 7:13 pm

[re=436667]Accordion-o-rama[/re]: Or by using a hammer on a piggy bank.

BlueStateLibtard October 15, 2009 at 7:18 pm

[re=436388]Sharkey[/re]: Wow, what a read, thanks, the Megan acting out all makes sense after reading that.

Sharkey October 15, 2009 at 7:19 pm

[re=436655]Extemporanus[/re]: That will go great in my coffee, thanks. Here’s a cup for you. One lump or two?

WendyK October 15, 2009 at 7:24 pm

All this drama because she showed her tits? Sure. I can understand it. Usually when there’s a Republican sex scandal it involves men, hookers and/or teenagers, diapers, likker and/or meth. I’m sure if Lindsay Graham was busted going down on Karl Rove in an airport bathroom there would be no apologies nor any explanation.

Click October 15, 2009 at 7:26 pm

[re=436711]BlueStateLibtard[/re]: Agreed. Seems Johhny Mac is the jumbo-sized cunt to Meg’s gargantuan set of ta-tas.

Click October 15, 2009 at 7:31 pm

[re=436666]Gallowglass[/re]: I’ll see your passing glands and raise you a pair.

rocktonsammy October 15, 2009 at 7:34 pm

Maybe Megs will go and hide in a box in her Dads attic.

desertwind October 15, 2009 at 7:48 pm

Oh, yes. She knows what she’s doing. Check out how she breaks …”I will not” …. “be deleting my twitter account….”

So, heart of anyone who gives a damn stops for a minute — Oh, No! She’s gonna quit Twitter. Oh! Whew. She’s not.

Yeah, not as stupid as she looks.

zhubajie October 15, 2009 at 8:03 pm

You know, Meghan,if you were to spend a year teaching English in China or Africa, you’d seelots women suckling their babies perfectly routinely. No one cares.

artpepper October 15, 2009 at 8:10 pm

Parhaps Meghan should meditate on Warhol’s oeuvre and the vapidity of modern celebrity culture.

zhubajie October 15, 2009 at 8:16 pm

Next: “Meghan goes bukakke!”

ForTheTurnstiles October 15, 2009 at 8:20 pm

[re=436717]WendyK[/re]: Well, imagine if she’d actually *shown* her breasts, instead of just putting the cleavage front-and-center like that. Does the GOP have a prepared freakout for that? I’ll ask Janet Jackson…

the problem child October 15, 2009 at 8:23 pm

Foxtrot Meagan McCans for being an attention whore. I thought the photo was grand and she has terrific hooters (but needs just a bit less underwire action, and will probably now think she needs a reduction, poor kid).

But if she wanted to be taken seriously, she needed to blingee it herself. Preferably with lots of glitter and blood. She needs to master irony before she posts any more fapperies.

zhubajie October 15, 2009 at 8:25 pm

[re=436430]slappypaddy[/re]: Xerox her behind and send around the Net.

Smoke Filled Roommate October 15, 2009 at 8:56 pm

I think she got confused about her life’s work being given the initials MMM.

zhubajie October 15, 2009 at 9:02 pm

[re=436396]DP[/re]: Well, if all women went topless, the boobs would soon be routine, and we men would be reduced to fantasizing about ankles or something.

Less is more, ladies.

Zhu Bajie

tootsieroll October 15, 2009 at 9:11 pm

[re=436488]DustBowlBlues[/re]: [re=436768]ForTheTurnstiles[/re]:
**applause**

Deepthroat October 15, 2009 at 9:28 pm

Ok, so I said this in the other post, but that was SO five hours ago so no one will see it anyway so i’m gong to say it again.

ahem… As someone who happens to be a female with fairly large tits, i’d just like to make a few comments. First, tits don’t just levitate in the air. Something has to be pushing them up. Second, girls don’t generally wear push-up bras (or whatever un-godly device that Meg must be using) when lounging around the house reading. Therefore, I submit to you that Megan knew EXACTLY what she was doing when she took that picture and, in fact, took steps to purposely elevate and accentuate her breasts. Verdict: she gets a heaping pile of SHUT THE FUCK UP. Thank you.

(also, this is why her boobs have rolls)

Click October 15, 2009 at 9:47 pm

[re=436451]teebob2000[/re]: Well now, I guess his name should have been TOY.

chascates October 15, 2009 at 10:57 pm

At least Pops knows what’s important:

twitter of SenJohnMcCain

1. No COLA (cost of living allowance) for seniors, but billions in bonuses for Wall Street…about 5 hours ago from web

lawrenceofthedesert October 15, 2009 at 11:38 pm

Have you noticed that when a big-breasted Republican gets some media, that Ann Coulter gets very quiet?

sati demise October 16, 2009 at 12:11 am

[re=436806]Deepthroat[/re]: only Deppthroat would know the physics of the breast elevation thus accentuation possible in a twiterphoto expose on the psyche of the daughter of a beer heiress mafia daughter and the abusive but social climbing politician.

Smoke Filled Roommate October 16, 2009 at 12:13 am

Sex sells, and when you’ve got yer shit in a Republican box, Twitter is the only release.
My advice to Megs is to think outside her face for once.
That’s why I propose GOPFuckette. It’s money.

Barrelhse October 16, 2009 at 12:32 am

[re=436385]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: A cunning stunt, indeed.

Barrelhse October 16, 2009 at 12:36 am

[re=436454]house of the blue lights[/re]: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaGb0m7W1Q0&feature=related

Whatever Blows Your Skirt October 16, 2009 at 1:23 am

[re=436412]sad tortoise[/re]: oh GET a GRIP! it’s Wonkett(e), It’s what is done here. so calm down Megs.

[re=436430]slappypaddy[/re]: Ditto

[re=436512]AbstinenceOnly Ed[/re]: DITTO!!!!!

And may I say (again) “What a set of Knockers!!!!”

zhubajie October 16, 2009 at 1:26 am

“my ass (still a size 10)” — Meghan McCain, Daily Beast

10 what? 10 axe-handles? Better give us a photo with an axe handle next to your buttocks, so we can judge.

Actually, you’d do well, Meg, to photograph all your physical assets and post them all over the Web, before they get too old and saggy. “Gather ye rosebuds while ye may!”

Zhu Bajie

rambone October 16, 2009 at 1:26 am

Boobies! Fat, luscious, underachiever, spoiled, rich girl boobies! Is there anything quite so lovely?

P.S. Loving the new 99% tolerance policy.

P.P.S. GrampsMcCain\ChubbyChick 2012!

zhubajie October 16, 2009 at 1:33 am

[re=436361]DustBowlBlues[/re]: After the twittitpic, comes the twittwatpic and the twitbuttpic.

Whatever Blows Your Skirt October 16, 2009 at 1:34 am

[re=436806]Deepthroat[/re]: though it was so five hours ago I read it. and still fully agree as the woman in my life has bigger than McCans and to get them looking like THAT they need HELP.

Yum.

Also.

zhubajie October 16, 2009 at 1:49 am

I keep waiting for some ambitious reporter to track down Lt. McCain’s old PI hookers. He WAS a sailor back when Olongapo City was the playground of the 7th Fleet. It’s possible, I suppose, that he passed his spare his time going to bible studies rather than hooker bars, but somehow I doubt it. Meg may have half a dozen sisters and brothers in darkest Luzon.

Let Me Wet My Beak October 16, 2009 at 2:14 am

Meg Baby, Iron My Shirt.

Jukesgrrl October 16, 2009 at 2:14 am

[re=436557]assistant/atlas[/re]: I wanted to say that rant about ageism, but I’m old and tired, so I left it up to someone who’s younger. But I distinctly remember being 24 and I was never that clueless and I certainly didn’t have time to be that self-involved, given I was worried about things like the draft, the war, women’s rights, racism, the farmworkers, etc., etc. Things I still have to be worried about today, so I guess I should have just run around showing my tits.

zhubajie October 16, 2009 at 2:16 am

[re=436464]The Cold Sea[/re]: Yes! 10 axe-handles wide, if I understood her right!

zhubajie October 16, 2009 at 5:43 am

14 year olds are supposed to be immature. 24 year olds have ruled empires. M. McCain is just a spoiled pseudo-aristocrat.

If she wants to do something useful, well the troops in Iraq and Afghanistan need harlots. Maybe Blackwater and Ms. McCain start a Whore-Corps.

zhubajie October 16, 2009 at 5:51 am

[re=436432]bureaucrap[/re]: In reality, the future of the GOP is fat ugly people, both men and women. Look at Rush Limpbowel. It’s his sort of big tits the Rep(tilian) party will feature.

TGY October 16, 2009 at 7:07 am

This story has now definitely gone tits up. It’s no longer worth keeping abreast of. Also.

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