WHAT UP Meg McCabe? It’s gonna be like this, is it? “After my recent appearance on Jay Leno, one Web site posted a comment from the editor saying, mockingly, they have a ‘NEW ZERO TOLERANCE POLICY for comments of a certain strain about young Meg’s physical appearance. She is an impressionable young brilliant Republican strategist!’ You can imagine the kind of charming comments that followed.” Meghan McCain what are you doing? NEW 99% TOLERANCE POLICY for comments of a certain strain. [Daily Beast]
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October 15, 2009
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Mmm, boobs. Huh? Sorry what? Did she say something?
that picture is perfectly cropped now.
dammit, i’m really not getting any work done today………
Tits.
SHOW US YOUR FUNBAGS, MEG!
Oh, wait. You already did.
Meg McGabe is an udderly delicate flower.
“Mockingly”? – Foxtrot me, so I could have told fat jokes???
We LUV yer tits, Megs. ‘K? All better?
Sometimes I am slow. Is that really the photo she posted on Twitter?
It’s all fun and games till Cindy twits that she’s watching us.
Poor girl, even her cleavage is saying “Y me”
Speak, Meghan’s left tit, thou vast and venerable head which, though ungarnished with a beard, yet here and there lookest hoary with mosses; speak, mighty head, and tell us the secret thing that is in thee. Of all divers, thou has dived the deepest. That head upon which the upper sun now gleams has moved amid the world’s foundations. Where unrecorded names and navies rust, and untold hopes and anchors rot; where in her murderous hold this frigate earth is ballasted with bones of millions of the drowned; there, in that awful water-land, there was thy most familiar home. Thou hast been where bell or diver never went; has slept by many a sailer’s side, where sleepless mothers would give their lives to lay them down. Thou saw’st the locked lovers when leaping from their flaming ship; heart to heart they sank beneath the exulting wave; true to each other, when heaven seemed false to them. Thou saw’st the murdered mate when tossed by pirates from the midnight deck; for hours he fell into the deeper midnight of the insatiate maw; and his murderers still sailed on unharmed–while swift lightnings shivered the neighboring ship that would have borne a righteous husband to outstretched, longing arms. O head! thou has seen enough to split the planets and make an infidel of Abraham, and not one syllable is thine!
In case you missed it at the very end of the earlier thread:
Meghan McCain is one of the faces of the GOP.
I’m ashamed of my fellow wonketteers for objectifying and degrading this young woman. SHE IS A PERSON, (probably) with feelings. What’s wrong with you guys? You think she’s nothing but long blond hair and huge tits!
So, anyway, when’s the next Levi Johnston story and pix?
dear meghan,
do you find this comment charming (circle one)
-yes -no -maybe
Awww, who needs a hug? I will be happy to oblige. Many times. And, uh, wear the tanktop.
Tease.
I mean that sincerely.
You just can’t be nice to some people.
bigger tits than skoalrebel. give her that.
What, no pearl necklace this time around.
Mage’s tits are the face of the new GOP! And when Levi gets in teh nudez, his dick will join.
[re=436100]ManchuCandidate[/re]: NONE OF THIS IS FUNNY!1?
She bought the new Victorias Secret anti-gravity bra, amirite?
How much did daddy pay for the feedbags?
It is sad when the daughter of a United States Senator shows up on the Internet looking like she’s auditioning for “Blacks On Blondes”. “BOB”, as you know, is a multi-million dollar porn franchise. While I do understand the obvious financial advantages of being involved with fetish videos, I don’t think she’s helping black women. Or brunettes, redheads or the gays with The Jungle Fever. Shame on her! Shame!
Look, Kitten, I made yer sweaterpuppies my representation to the rest of the world!!!
Today, I AM Meg’s boobs!!
(Damn, it’s hot in here!)
Has she ever had a boyfriend?
srsly, is there any guy out there who could kiss and tell in regard to this hot pundit?
Or is her support of teh gays just self interest?
oh, too much?
Mega McCans.
Can we have a marble statute of that pose placed in the Rotunda?
Haystacks Calhoun. Yup. That is what I will call you Meg, my secret name for you, Haystacks Calhoun.
[re=436122]Mojopo[/re]: That video would be the holy grail for racist old southern Republicans.
OT: Dad thought the balloon was tied down, but now a six year old kid is aloft over Fort Collins.
No comment yet from Ron Paul.
[re=436126]Click[/re]: har de har har Benny Hill, is that you?
[re=436126]Click[/re]: Nice.
I’m just sayin’ that people have been saying that every fat chick should have big tits by default, and be eager to please, grateful for your cum, and willing to be degraded in the most hideous of ways. Now I’M JUST SAYIN’ what some OTHER people are SAYIN’. I personally am not a misogynistic douchebag and would NEVER contend that nothing hits the spot like a dick-starved fatty at 5 AM just begging for a hard spanking on her pathetic fatty-fat fat piggy haunches and vicious squeezing of her big dumb milky fat cow-dug udders.
I’M JUST SAYIN’!
I don’t particularly like comments about Our Meg’s weight/appearance either–she looks fine. But, under the new 99% policy am I allowed to say that it looks like she’s smuggling someone’s ass in her shirt? Because those boobs look just like an ass.
THANK YOU!!!!!
Fat chicks = ginormous funbags
That’s why all this sexist weightist crap is bravo sierra.
/end sanctimoniousness
Well, maybe she *did* enjoy it. But she didn’t inhale. INHALE MEGAN! Just for us, please.
WHO IS MR. B? IS IT JAKE TAPPER?????
Gosh. Now she looks like Elvira. Which is so past sexy it’s halfway to comical.
[re=436137]Jerri[/re]: Boob’s look like an ass. ‘Ts why we like ‘em.
Size 10, bitches!
Meghan vs. Wonkett
Whoever wins, we los… well, actually, it’s pretty much guaranteed win all around.
I’m a bit unclear as to why Meghan is posting on /b/, though.
[re=436115]PoignancySelz[/re]: Her lack of pearl necklaces is why she posted the pic in the first place.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pearl+necklace
[re=436117]The Cold Sea[/re]: Levi’s penis already is a face of the GOP. (NSFW!)
I don’t know about any 99% policy, but 37% of the Wonkette posts today have been about Meg. Must be some serious pageviews in that tank top.
[re=436147]AbstinenceOnly Ed[/re]: Here I was thinking you all just like em because hey, they’re boobs. So much to learn.
[re=436136]AbstinenceOnly Ed[/re]: Juliet Hotel Charlie, that’s way over the top!
Hehe. See what I did there?
What would Michael Steele have to say about this? Does Steele twitter “What up?!” to everyone? Or has he changed the game?
[re=436126]Click[/re]: Win!
Has anyone called John McCain’s office for a comment?
That would be funny.
[re=436159]teebob2000[/re]: hey man it’s not me, someone ELSE thinks those things, constantly, feverishly, pleasuring him (or her!) self in the handicapped stall. I’M JUST SAYIN’ I’M JUST SAYIN’!!!
Unfortunately the Warhol ref only serves to make her more closely resemble a drag queen.
Did anyone else notice that she’s sucking in her neck fat, and that’s why she has a coy smile? Hey, I’ve been there.
[re=436140]Pop Socket[/re]: truth
[re=436153]Extemporanus[/re]: What is GIP?
[re=436126]Click[/re]: game over
Because I’m avoiding work: the “GOOP” version, using Extemporaneous’s blank.
Oh, c’mon, Meg. Really, seriously, our love for you will never die. Ever. Even if you are brain washed by daddies friends, you’re still ok in my book. And not fat. At all.
Got any more pictures of yourself?
What are you wearing now?
“Wide was Meg’s parish, and houses fer asonder.”
“They semen gladly to the badder end.”
“Of harmes two the lesse is for to cottage cheese.”
“I am right sorry for your heavy-nesse.”
“And brought of mighty ale a large fart.”
-G. Chaucer
[re=436136]AbstinenceOnly Ed[/re]: just seeing how close you can get to the edge. I’d say you’re at 99.445%. Let’s hope Juli doesn’t round to the 1000s.
[re=436175]CapnFatback[/re]: Definitely goop-worthy. Thanks for that.
Wonkette: 99% fat-comment free; but that 1% is surprisingly filling.
[re=436169]Mojopo[/re]: Neckfat? Sorry. we’re only capable of seeing boobies.
Also, Strain and Meg’s tank tops go together like america and apple pie.
The sensitive insightful young senatorial offspring’s umbrage is warranted.
Nobody made fun of Liz Cheney that time she posted a picture of her droopy ass with a copy of a Jay Bybee legal opinion.
Meghan knows just how to hold ‘em for a proper Titty Foxtrot.
[re=436133]LittlePig[/re]: This balloon story is making me want to vomit. This is something my kids would do (if I had a giant homemade balloon tied outside my house).
The poor kid.
This won’t end well.
(and I’m hoping I’m wrong)
anyone else notice that on http://mccainblogette.com/ the picture in the corner is of a much skinner girl than Megan is?
[re=436171]teebob2000[/re]: I think the “I” is actually a comma, so it reads:
“G, Penis faces”
“And she showed me her boobies and I like them too!!!” -Bobby Boucher
[re=436153]Extemporanus[/re]: For some reason I imagined his ideology was less circumscribed. And hung more to the left.
[re=436179]ChernobylSoup v2[/re]: But I was JUST SAYIN’! Can’t you tell by the dropped ‘g’ that I don’t mean it? That someone else owns the message and I’m just a hapless messenger?
PS: Deeamn dat bitchz titz is hyuuuuuuge.
[re=436175]CapnFatback[/re]: The Elvira-esque color scheme is a very nice touch.
Why did Google send me here when I searched on “Blacks on Blondes?”
[re=436153]Extemporanus[/re]: The schlong is GOP.cum’s donation status bar.
Speaking of giant funbags: http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/10/15/colorado.boy.balloon/index.html
GIVE HIM BACK, MEGS!!!
Boobs, body size, whatever — the real magic of Meghan McCain is how she constantly manages to turn every issue into something about her. That’s the sign of a real princess. Beauty is only skin deep, Meghan, but insufferable narcissism goes right through to the bone.
And to think she had just replaced Sarah Palin as one of the New Women of the GOP.
[re=436137]Jerri[/re]: You’ve just explained why this ass man can’t stop staring at Meg’s chest.
[re=436133]LittlePig[/re]: totally consistent with the giant fun bags motif here.
Why no story about Falcon the flying Balloon Boy yet! It’s a South Park script come to life! Today I have discovered how I want to die.
[re=436204]SayItWithWookies[/re]: that’s a lot of skin to work through, if yaknowwhatimean.
[re=436194]Click[/re]: I believe that picture was taken when he was eight or nine-years old, wewll before he could fully grasp the issue.
Also, he lost his foreskin in a tragic snowmobiling accident at the age of five.
Why is “Andy Warhol” backwards? Is this a mirror shot or can those fuckers bend light with their gravitational pull?
[re=436187]hockeymom[/re]: He’ll be fine. I can’t imagine it any other way really.
[re=436191]freppish[/re]: When she stated that she was “comfortable with her body”, that’s the one she was referring to.
regarding the kid in the helium baloon, …can’t they just shoot it down?
[re=436191]freppish[/re]: REALLY? ZOMG, MEG MCCAIN IS SOOOOOOOOOO FATTTTTTTTT!!!!! WHAT A FATTY BOOMBALATTI!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, she’s probably a size 12. That ain’t huge, amigo.
But mocking her tits is totally fair game. And her fame-whorishness. And her poor writing skills. Oh, and her half-baked political ideas.
Seriously, with such a rich buffet of mock-worthy personality traits, you go for weight? That’s just lazy.
[re=436213]Extemporanus[/re]: T-boned, was he?
[re=436136]AbstinenceOnly Ed[/re]: Um, wow, how do I say this? I think the appropriate term would be, “yuck”.
[re=436114]NixonNow[/re]:
Nice!
The piling-on is making me feel a little bad now. I’m sorry, Meghan! You’re very pretty, and you’re trying awfully hard!
[re=436231]sad tortoise[/re]: Piling on? I say we go one at a time.
[re=436218]dave666[/re]: Jesus – that story is for real?! Can’t Megs just take a deep breath and set herself aloft to capture the wee wandering aerialist? Or perhaps a group of fireman could each grab a limb and provide the lad with a buoyant landing pad/strip? poor little guy…..I just know he’ll make it.
[re=436228]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: I know, isn’t it disgusting the way some people think?
“I Shot Andy Warhol, But I Was Aiming for Meg’s Rack”
[re=436231]sad tortoise[/re]: I think you mean: I’m sorry, Meghan! You’re pretty awful, and you’re trying too hard!
[re=436224]Cicada[/re]: “…you go for weight? That’s just lazy.’
Yeah, and you know what happens to lazy people.
I have been cranking it constantly since that picture was posted last night. I have a red state in my pants.
[re=436204]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Yeah. A “lady” of such wealth might find more important things to write about, or actually do. Instead she stuffs her pie hole with takeout and tells the whole world about it. She’s a roll-model dangit!
[re=436238]Click[/re]: I WAS REFERRING TO HER TITS.
Thank God the ban is lifted.
Q: How much ass fat did Meghan McCain have moved to stuff her mams?
A: Not enough.
[re=436215]Gopherit[/re]: George Papadapolis will save him.
He always does.
[re=436243]Click[/re]: You know at least half the people mocking Megs for her big ass are giant lardasses themselves.
Self hatred is so sad, isn’t it? *sniff*
See, when you give us permission it stops being fun.
i was just saying how she is on a rant about weight and has a skinny girl logo, its like O’reilly was yelling about happy holidays when his online store was selling happy holiday mugs.
[re=436218]dave666[/re]: Oh wow! The father of balloon boy is Richard Heene, a strom chaser. I was home sick two weeks ago watching “Wife Swap” (WTF is wrong with me?)one afternoon and his whole family was on. At least, I think it’s the same guy. That guy was SO bi-polar. Nutbagola!
[re=436278]Mojopo[/re]: A Strom-chaser? Work must be hard to come by, of late.
[re=436275]freppish[/re]: Ah, I totally missed that. I apologize for calling you lazy.
Really, people, a lot of your comments are bordering on creepy.
[re=436254]Extemporanus[/re]: This–THIS–is why I read the comments section. A pop culture interrobang of Fan-Foxtrot-tastic.
[re=436275]freppish[/re]: It’s about the GIGANTIC HIPocrisy.
[re=436280]AbstinenceOnly Ed[/re]: I get excited.
[re=436283]sad tortoise[/re]: Or just completely beyond creepy and into the realm of pathologically insane. Tomato, tomato.
[re=436289]Mojopo[/re]: I think we’re all in the same boat today. It’s a double-hulled barge, large and in charge!
You laugh now, but when all Republicans all start saying “like” and “you know” constantly and refuse to cite plans or basic historic knowledge, you’ll know which Republican Strategist came up with the party platform.
[re=436280]AbstinenceOnly Ed[/re]: I hear folks have been dying to catch a glimpse of him.
MeghAnnaNicole has only herself to blame for all of this.
[re=436204]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Well said.
And hey Megs? If you’re going to talk about weight issues perhaps you might want to mention that being overweight can also be bad for a young woman’s health? I have no problem with your size, but could you at least mention that there are health benefits to exercising even if one is proud to be a size 10?
More like daily breast!? Right guys? Right?
Hopefully I’m not the first one to say this.
[re=436218]dave666[/re]: Today we are all 6 year old children pulled aloft in helium-filled UFOs that disappear before landing.
[re=436307]imissopus[/re]: Being overweight can be bad for a young woman’s health? So can sucking dick, but I ain’t stopping that any time soon and don’t give a damn about Meghan thoughts pro or against. (BMI is made-up.)
Has comments been disappeared?
Tonight, Meghan McCain’s breasts are no longer “just” Twitter personalities.
Tonight, Meghan McCain’s breasts are no longer “just” squeezed together masses of sassy fat.
Tonight, Meghan McCain’s breasts are us. And we are them.
Tonight Meghan McCain’s breasts became a metaphor for all of us… every man woman and child in this great nation of ours.
Today, we are all casabas.
[re=436105]Extemporanus[/re]: “Meghan McCain is one of the faces of the GOP.”
one? three, methinks.
[re=436283]sad tortoise[/re]: Hi, Meghan!!
[re=436169]Mojopo[/re]: Yep. Me too.
Damn, it smells like a locker room in here! And what’s with all the crusty sweat socks?
I am sure that not a single commenter here is overweight in the least.
So this is what a virtual titty-bang looks like.
[re=436335]Sharkey[/re]: Right, because only Meghan McCain could possibly be the least bit weirded out by reading dozens of anonymous internet trolls scrutinizing the physical and sexual attributes of a random internet nonentity in hyperbolically misogynist terms.
So.. What up with the bre..err guest editor dealio?
[re=436332]proudgrampa[/re]: And for some, today, we’re all kielbasas.
[re=436267]Cicada[/re]: you mean half of us by weight or numerically speaking?
[re=436283]sad tortoise[/re]: “Really, people, a lot of your comments are bordering on creepy.”
well then clearly we are not trying hard enough. certainly not as hard as megs. some of you people, get out and push! come on! we can do this! over the border before daybreak!
[re=436342]sad tortoise[/re]: i am! but only in the least. please, mister, can i have some more?
shit, i have got to get some work done, my boss is going to be so pissed. megs! put your tits away, the glare is distracting me.
Today’s comments are just begging for warblogging with Jezebel…….of which I’m totally fine with.
I won’t hassle Meghan about being slightly “plump” but I will mock her for posting a Crazy Giant Tit Pic and acting all surprised about the reaction to it.
[re=436353]Crank Tango[/re]: I mean YOU, lardass.
Of course I’m kidding. Maybe.
[re=436387]Rev. Peter Lemonjello[/re]: Really? You really want to scroll past 5 paragraph screeds about the relative inaccuracy of the BMI and how Beth Ditto is just so goddamn beautiful?
I guess it could be fun if you made a drinking game out of it. Take a shot for every time you read the phrases “real woman” and “rampant sexualization of breasts”.
Here ya go, stud: http://jezebel.com/5382479/meghan-mccains-mammaries-cause-twitter-furor
Have fun!
One of my gay friends (I got lots of them so clearly I’m not a homophobe) once linked me to a site with pictures of women given transgender captions. One of them had Meghan. I can find it again if anyone’s interested. Cuz I saved it.
“We are grooming a generation of women who are less likely to speak out about their beliefs because of the assault that comes on their physical appearance as a result. Just look at the treatment of Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton by the media if you need any more evidence.”
Megs, the media obviously didn’t do much to stop Hillz or Snowbilly from speaking their minds. I don’t think anyone was calling Palin fat, only laughing at how the GOP bought her enough clothes to cover both of your chesticles a hundred times over. I think I saw maybe 1 comment about Hillary’s weight for every 1000 comments about her wardrobe. Besides, now that the GOP isn’t worried about keeping her out of the oval office I have noticed an astounding lack of people mentioning her looks at all. Hil even managed to score some points for speaking her beliefs MORE forcefully than previous Secretaries of State, so your argument sounds like total BS to me.
PS: You can be skinny, fat, or stacked but I’ll always picture you as the crazy cat lady on the Simpsons until you offer something other than half-assed wingnut theories with no proof.
I’m a confirmed hiney man (even white boys got to shout), but damned if I wouldn’t motorboat that pair across all five great lakes.
Megs, I believe the noted guru Art Baker said it best: you asked for it.
Well, ok, I actually lied, I didn’t save the picture. I just thought it’d be funny to say that. BUT I did find this picture of, uh, Elliot Spitzer! Here’s the link, and while this particular picture is SFW, the rest of the site is not (though it is completely hilarious/awesome).
http://greatshift.blogspot.com/2009/03/change-you-can-believe-in.html
People jerk it to this. Don’t ban me!?
[re=436434]Cicada[/re]: hahahaha. jesus, i was just kidding about that. i read 2 sentences and immediately threw up my lunch of Oktoberfest beer and percocet. geesh.
[re=436352]El Pinche[/re]: You say kielbasas, I say casabas, let’s call the whole thing off!
let’s replace that tired old Wonkette chick on the masthead with Meghan’s boobs.
I had heard that Meg was on “The View.”
She’s not bad looking at all. Now this faux-outrage she’s displaying, that’s kind of unattractive. Come on- she posts a picture on the internet that’s more boob than face and then pretends she had no idea people would notice? Nah.
Echo? Whiskey? Why did we start talking about Dollhouse characters?
I would so hit it.
[re=436267]Cicada[/re]: Word.
Clearly she was hanging upside down when the photo was taken, else why do her boobs have boobs?
As someone who happens to be a female with fairly large tits, i’d just like to make a few comments. First, tits don’t just levitate in the air. Something has to be pushing them up. Second, girls don’t generally wear push-up bras (or whatever un-godly device that Meg must be using) when lounging around the house reading. Therefore, I submit to you that Megan knew EXACTLY what she was doing when she took that picture. Verdict: a heaping pile of SHUT THE FUCK UP. Thank you.
(also, why do her boobs have rolls?)
[re=436214]Formerly Known as KevoTron[/re]: It’s Megs homage to ol’ B face.
[re=436131]Voyou Charmant[/re]: Double tautology there, podnah.
TittieFoxtrot!
[re=436318]problemwithcaring[/re]: LOL!!
[re=436342]sad tortoise[/re]: It ain’t about anyone’s weight. It’s about tits, you see.
Oh, and throw in a taste of hypocrasy, and more than a little bit of STFU. She’s a tool, whether she knows she’s a tool or not.
Let me be the first to say, I’d hit it.
[re=436103]shadowMark[/re]: [re=436204]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Well I was going to give my points to shadowMark for typing all the lovely Melville that speaks to the heart, but Wookie’s observations of Meghan’s “insufferable narcissism” speaks to the head, so you’ll have to split the Jukesgrrl award.
[re=436178]Sharkey[/re]: And now Sharkey brings Chaucer to the table?! Our Meg has inspired a buffet ranging from the ridiculous to the sublime. I guess we DID need to divert our attention from the astounding cruelty of Gov. Perry.
Can we just be done with this? Can’t we mock the more deserving?
Meghan Mccain breasts scandal photo watch here She is reall hot!
From her daily beast column: “I joke that some of these political Web sites should have separate sections for people to blog about the size of my ass (still a size 10, for those of you who are keeping score).”
ya, NO. I’m a size 10, and if I were to stand next to Juggs McCain there I’d look anorexic, even if she left the two-sizes-too-small push-up bra at home.
Though I do love how she talks about fighting back constantly. Instead of just, you know, maybe working out once a month or something.
Oh and isn’t it funny how she criticizes the Ralph Lauren ad for photoshopping when her background picture on her twitter is so obviously photoshopped?
Really now megs. We know you’re not the brightest tool in the shed, but shouldn’t you make those lies of yours SLIGHTLY less obvious?
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