The anonymous Internet users of Twitter all responded with a rare “sexual” tone, in their anonymous comments, to the art photo Meghan McCain posted last night of two monstrous boobs reading an Andy Warhol biography together. Meghan was terrified! Had these folks already forgotten the tenets of the Lanny Davis Civility Pledge they were required to take a few weeks ago? At least the ABC News White House correspondent hadn’t.

Joe Wilson, Serena Williams, Kanye West, and now Internet users responding Meghan McCain’s boobs: This sierra has gone mike-foxtrot warp speed, and ABC News correspondent Jake Tapper is determined to stop it. Now show him your foxtrot hall pass or he’s telling teacher.

[Colleagues — pls bookmark Jake Tapper’s super gay Twitter message here; remember to use code gimmick in future posts about JT]


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  • chascates

    Sorry, Jake. Celebrities who seek attention are fair game.

  • Click

    Hey Jake – git off yer cross, Megs could use the wood.

  • memzilla

    Truly, Twidiots all.

  • ManchuCandidate

    What a load of Bravo Sierra.

  • Crank Tango

    I hear jake “tapper” likes to “foxtrot” little “bravos”, “alpha.”

  • BklynIlluminati

    This is zulu alpha beta roger that douchey

  • jetjaguar

    “Wiskey Tango Foxtrot?” Is that new? because it’s kind of fucking stupid.

  • queeraselvis v 2.0

    Geez Jake, Sierra Tango Foxtrot Uniform already.

  • SmutBoffin

    I feel a great disturbance in the Twitter, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out “Leave Megan ALONE!” and were suddenly silenced.

  • Captain Justice

    What a charlie. Let us have our tango fun.

    Except the uptight conservatives who are genuinely offended. They can sierra a big delta.

  • Joshua Norton

    First Miley Cyrus was “forced” by the “lame gossip sites” to close down her Twitter account. Now Meghan?

    Oh! The humanity!

    O tempora o mores!

    Oh, to hell with it.

  • MarSF

    If you don’t want folks to jerk off to your twitter porn, don’t post pictures of your giant tits. Simple concept, really.

  • teebob2000

    Tapper?? I hardly KNOW ‘er!

  • Tommmcatt

    OH! I get it! Whisky Tango Foxtrot!

    It’s funny because it’s l33t.

  • Joshua Norton

    [re=435900]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]:


  • Kaylub

    Yeah, grow up people! Just because some pundit/columnist/person-who-is-sometimes-on-TV takes a picture of her boobs and posts it on the Internet, that doesn’t mean you should look at the picture or talk about the person! Show some class, and leave this poor shy recluse alone!

    Oh, and, ha ha, his last name is “tapper.”

  • binarian

    Jake’s having a military fantasy, sounds like. Or a White Knight coming to the rescue of the Fair Damsel in distress fantasy. Hey, Jake, grow up.

  • slappypaddy

    she is our cup of tea, served steaming hot, served icy cold, with sugar, with honey (see the tree how big it grows), with delightful sprigs of mint, she is most certainly our cup of tea and we will lace her with whiskey, we will tango, we will foxtrot, WE WILL HAVE OUR CUP OF TEA.

  • gjdodger

    Sadly, Jake now looks at the stars
    Where he has gone, you know we never can go

  • couchbound

    November Foxtrot Whiskey I’m going to use this stupid code. Juliet Hotel Charlie!

  • takes12no1

    That should be “so foxtrotting lame” Jakie. yankee whiskey.

  • Noodle Salad

    I don’t think the problem was with cups of tea, but cups of bravo. Two bravos, really. Bravo.

  • Tommmcatt

    Kind of a tempest in a d-cup, no?


  • mhale0

    I don’t get it. Megs is sleeping with Jeff Tweedy?

  • Click

    Echo Mike Charlie, Jake.

  • germansteel

    That’s not her real hair, either.

  • dum librul

    Tapper can echo a bravo of deltas.

  • Come here a minute

    Another reference for future Jake Tapper posts:

    NATO phonetic alphabet

    Also, be sure to substitute the word Tapper for Twitter, to be as confusing as possible, or something.

    Tapper or Golf Tango Foxtrot Oscar.

  • Rajul

    Jake Tapper sounds like a real Bravo Foxtrot. Also pretending to be military is Papa Foxtrot Golf, as is the name Jake (Lima Bravo’s Alphas) Tapper.

  • Scott-san

    For fuck’s SAKE! It’s not like we need fucking HUBBLE to see the planet-sized mamms she’s shovin’ out there! Don’t get all mock-outraged when people want to mock-grope you.

  • teebob2000

    Hey, Jake – echo a beta of sierra deltas.

  • Smoke Filled Roommate

    Is this lil Megs’ first publicity stunt? How cute.

  • tootsieroll

    [re=435908]Joshua Norton[/re]: HA! It took me till [re=435903]Captain Justice[/re]: to get it. Hee.

  • nbawriter

    How do I say douchebag in Twitter Jarhead Wannabe code?

  • Scott-san

    [re=435932]nbawriter[/re]: Use MANY characters when just three will do.

  • Click

    [re=435909]Kaylub[/re]: Friends call him Camel-toe Tapper.

  • imissopus

    Hey Jake, Wilco called, they want you to STFU.

  • AbstinenceOnly Ed

    She’s less a cup of tea and more of an XL vanilla milkshake, so thick you can barely suck it through a straw without collapsing your cheeks like 80’s Bowie.

  • bureaucrap


  • shadowMark

    Hey remember that time Jackie walked into the Oval Office just as a guy was walking out and Jackie heard JFK say to Pierre Salinger, “That guy is a real Charlie Uniform November Tango” and Jackie looked at JFK and said, “What is a Charlie Uniform November Tango?” JFK said that about some reporter, someone like, say, Jake Tapper.

  • Crank Tango

    [re=435932]nbawriter[/re]: Juno Tango? Shit i dunno, it’s so long since i played “army guys”

  • ALIVE!

    [re=435903]Captain Justice[/re]: You win for “sierra a big delta.”

  • Pop Socket

    [re=435906]teebob2000[/re]: You brought her, you tap her.

  • Crank Tango

    Official U.S. Military Alphabet

    A: Alpha
    B: Bravo
    C: Charlie
    D: Delta
    E: Echo
    F: Foxtrot
    G: Golf
    H: Hotel
    I: India
    J: Juliet
    K: Kilo
    L: Lima
    M: Mike
    N: November
    O: Oscar
    P: Papa
    Q: Quebec
    R: Romeo
    S: Sierra
    T: Tango
    U: Uniform
    V: Victor
    W: Whiskey
    X: X-Ray
    Y: Yankee
    Z: Zulu
    Military Police Radio Codes

    10-2: Ambulance urgently needed
    10-3: Motor vehicle accident
    10-4: Wrecker requested
    10-5: Ambulance requested
    10-6: Send civilian police
    10-7: Pick up prisoner
    10-8: Subject in custody
    10-9: Send police van
    10-10: Escort/transport
    10-11: In service
    10-12: Out of service
    10-13: Repeat last message
    10-14: Your location?
    10-15: Go to…
    10-16: Report by landline
    10-17: Return to headquarters
    10-18: Assignment completed
    10-19: Contact/call…
    10-20: Relay to…
    10-21: Time check
    10-22: Fire
    10-23: Disturbance
    10-24: Suspicious person
    10-25: Stolen/abandoned vehicle
    10-26: Serious accident
    10-27: Radio check
    10-28: Loud and clear
    10-29: Signal weak
    10-30: Request assistance (non-emergency)
    10-31: Request investigator
    10-32: Request MP duty officer
    10-33: Stand by
    10-34: Cancel last message
    10-35: Meal
    10-36: Any messages?
    10-38: Relief/change
    10-39: Check vehicle/building
    10-40: Acknowledge
    10-50: Change frequency…

  • Sharkey

    You’re missing the point! She MOCKED THE WONKETTE DIRECTLY!!

    She’s so comfortable with her body, she just can’t take the mocking and the jokes! And this is a uniquely female problem! And WONKETTE is contributing to this AWFUL problem of people laughing!

    Something MUST be done, Jim, Ken, Juli, Riley!!

  • nbawriter

    How did Jake become a Delta Alpha Delta when he has a Tiny Fucking Penis?

    Wait, I think I fucked up part two of that.

  • Simba B

    Insert obligatory Chris Crocker reference.

  • Scruffy_The_Janitor

    10-31 of two boobs 10-13 launching a thousand tweeter comments. 10-33.

  • Come here a minute

    Tapper? I hardly even knew her!

  • Dave J.

    Jake would clearly like to bravo his lima all over her tangos.

  • SayItWithWookies

    Jake, this is just the way the busybodies in the Golf Oscar Papa have of policing their own. They can’t help it if they’re being Alpha Sierra Sierras about it.

  • Suds McKenzie

    He does realize in the military “Whiskey Tango” means “White Trash” right? and as for “Foxtrot” .. well, use your imagination.

  • lawrenceofthedesert

    Tapper’s nothing new — t.v. reporters wearing kneepads go way back.

  • binarian

    [re=435932]nbawriter[/re]: How do I say douchebag in Twitter Jarhead Wannabe code?

    Delta Bravo should do it.

  • Smoke Filled Roommate

    You don’t substitute ‘foxtrot’ for ‘fuck’. You just don’t.

  • sati demise

    [re=435952]Come here a minute[/re]: ba dum bunp!

  • shadowMark

    Forget it, Jake, it’s Charlie Hotel India November Alpha Tango Oscar Whiskey November.

  • house of the blue lights

    So now, what, I’m supposed to foxtrot or I’m supposed to tango after drinking whiskey from betw Meg’s boobs? This guy needs to make up his mind.

  • Country Club Jihadi

    Jake can Bravo Lima Oscar Whiskey me,
    He was on Scarborough’s radio show yesterday. His new baby has a Twitter account and he tweets about crapping his diapers.

  • 4tehlulz


  • Crank Tango

    Let’s not forget that we have a commenter here named Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, who is prolly crying in his/her beer right now…

  • nbawriter

    [re=435961]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: How about “lambada?”

  • bago

    [re=435932]nbawriter[/re]: Delta Bravo, over.

  • V572625694

    How did “Jake” “Tapper” go so quickly from being a moderately interesting writer in Salon to being an unbearably self-important gasbag on the teevee?

    Same way Cokie Roberts did. There’s something evil in those rays, you can just feel it. “Love me! Love me! I’m on teevee!”

  • hagajim

    Bravo India Golf…Bravo Oscar Oscar Bravo Sierra…gotta love em

  • Suds McKenzie

    [re=435923]dum librul[/re]: nice!

  • Extemporanus

    Is “whiskey tango foxtrot” some sort of Tom “Tiny Dancer” DeLay reference? I mean, beyond getting totally busted, what does he have in common with Megs?

    Also, why is Jake “I’d” Tapper teaching a teacup human how to breastfeed a doll in his twatpic?

    Dogette whistle, perhaps?

  • bago

    [re=435969]nbawriter[/re]: lambda expressions? Kinky.

  • user-of-owls

    For their extraordinary efforts to encourage mutual respect and understanding, the 2010 Nobel Peace Prize is jointly awarded to Megan McCain’s…

  • user-of-owls

    [re=435976]Extemporanus[/re]: When DeLay did the foxtrot, he was going meta.

  • bakeneko

    Today we are all Meghan McCain’s twits.

  • Sharkey

    If there is not a Children’s Treasury of Fat Meghan Blingees, I’m quitting Wonkette!

  • slappypaddy

    [re=435945]Crank Tango[/re]: also these:

    10-35 Delta — Doughnuts
    10-99 — Media Circus

  • Aurelio

    Jim, you are only making Meghan more famous for being famous. 10-38. Over and out.

  • teebob2000

    [re=435952]Come here a minute[/re]: Don’t you people even READ the comments before you post??


  • Lascauxcaveman

    Get enough whiskey in me and I’ll foxtrot, maybe even tango, with Megs.

  • Jim89048

    Until Dame Peggington twats about the faux outrage that is Meg’s over-exposed tits, it just didn’t happen. Zulu Oscar Mike Golf, People!

  • Click

    [re=435965]Country Club Jihadi[/re]: So Jake, is what I heard on the radio true – that Megs went jogging without a support bra and came home with two black guys?

  • Not_So_Much

    Yes, defending partisan attention whores is precisely what we need more of from our journalists.

    Blow me Jake, I mean, bravo mike, you foxtrotting delta bravo.

  • Servo

    GI Joe the Plumber, is that you? Come back.

  • Extemporanus

    Whiskeyhotelindiasierrakiloyankee Tangoalphnovembergolf Foxtrotoscarxraytangoromeooscartango papaechooscarpapalimaecho? Limaechoalphavictorecho @MikecharlieCharliealphaindianovemberBravolimaoscargolfechotangotangoecho alphalimaoscarnovemberecho. indiafoxtrot sierrahotelecho’sierra novemberoscartango yankeeoscaruniform charlieuniformpapa oscarfoxtrot tangoechoalpha, mikeoscarvictorecho oscarnovember. Yankeeechoechosierrahotel. sierraoscar foxtrotoscarxraytangoromeooscartango limaalphamikeecho.


  • comicbookguy

    Dude, Meg’s got a great set of Tangos.

  • The Cold Sea

    Dear Dick Trapper:

    Sierra tango Foxtrot Uniform!

  • TGY

    A reverse paparazzi, obvs.

  • skippy

    Jake Tapper is a Whiskey Hotel Oscar Romeo Echo.

  • ladymacbeth

    this is the stupidest news cycle since the letterman – palin feud. can’t we go back to burning books or joe the plumber or cankles or something?


  • ph7

    Channelling Tweedy on Twitter? I guess he is Trying to Break Your Heart.

  • RoscoePColtraine

    **raises hand**

    Um, I thought the main point of twitter was to shorten stuff. Tiny url’s and whatnot. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot seems to be an elongation of some sort of something. Perhaps abbreviating “what the fuck” is still somehow offensive to some? I dunno. **scratches head**

  • problemwithcaring

    This has to be the most ineffectual defense of someone’s appearance.

    “HEY, doods! If rotting elephant seals blubber isn’t your cup of tea, then do not look upon the horrid countenance of this fearsome monster. Yeesh!”

  • user-of-owls

    [re=436010]ladymacbeth[/re]: Butterstick!

  • CapnFatback

    Just what the hell is Jake Tappin’? After getting a glimpse of Meg’s Tango-Tangos, I totally want to Foxtrot her Victor-Juliet-Juliet!

  • Scruffy_The_Janitor

    [re=436014]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: Very much like Megs McCain, the internet is expanding at an exponential rate.

  • ladymacbeth

    [re=436010]ladymacbeth[/re]: though ‘warholboobgate’ will have some shelf life.

  • assistant/atlas

    So I think we have official confirmation that Jake Tapper is a boob man.

    Also, STFU Jake Tapper, you insufferable douchebag. You’re supposed to be a neutral observer. Remember that? Objectivity? I know it’s been awhile, fuckface, but give it a try once in awhile.

  • Buzz Feedback

    Sir or Madam:

    Would it violate the Lanny Davis Civility Pledge if I punched Jake Tapper in the god-damned face?

    Good day.

  • whenPUMAsattack

    What a foxtrotting idiot

  • sarcasticusername

    jake “i blog about the first daughters’ expensive taste in clothing” tapper has decided it’s time for the internets to leave the adult children of politicians alone? how sweet.
    if only those obama kids had whipped him up some of their special barbecue sauce, either that or if they had enormous boobs.

  • JesusButter

    tapper can echo a bravo of sierra, papa romeo deltas. and so can meg for that matter.

  • comicbookguy

    I’m bored with this. What’s redstate doing? Something hilarious I bet.

  • hockeymom

    [re=436036]sarcasticusername[/re]: Great Foxtrotting point.
    What a douche.

  • Sharkey

    In Russia, Meghan does not mock Wonkette, Wonkette mocks Meghan.

  • Sharkey
  • AbstinenceOnly Ed

    Official Meg McCabe Alphabet

    A: Assets
    B: Boobs
    C: Coconuts
    D: Dugs
    E: Eisenhowers
    F: Funbags
    G: Gazongas
    H: Hooters
    I: ICBMs
    J: Jugs
    K: Knockers
    L: Luggage
    M: Mammaries
    N: Nipple-caddies
    O: Oblations
    P: Puppies
    Q: Quonset-huts
    R: Rack
    S: Sweatermeat
    T: Ta-tas
    U: Udders
    V: Vavavoomers
    W: Watermelons
    X: Xenoliths
    Y: Yolandas
    Z: Ziggurats

  • Accordion-o-rama

    [re=435899]jetjaguar[/re]: We liberals usually phase it as Wasabi Tempranillo Fuchsia.

  • Extemporanus

    Meghan McCain is one of the faces of the GOP.

  • Click

    [re=436056]Extemporanus[/re]: Context. Is. Everything.

  • El Pinche

    [re=436056]Extemporanus[/re]: Hahaha…oh man, that’s awesome.

  • Gorillionaire

    I would simply love to fuck her. What’s the big deal?

  • PoignancySelz

    [re=435998]Extemporanus[/re]: May the fastest typist win.
    Fuck, this is getting to be like playing 3-level chess while trying to get rid of my Redskin season tickets.

  • Sharkey

    [re=436049]AbstinenceOnly Ed[/re]: “Xenoliths”? That’s a stretch. How bout “Xenas” – as in the Warrior Princess?

  • AbstinenceOnly Ed

    [re=436121]Sharkey[/re]: Don’t shoot the massager.

  • Come here a minute

    [re=435989]teebob2000[/re]: “You people”? You must be racist against the race of people that read a thing and then a few minutes later think that thing was their own original idea. RACIST!

  • TGY

    [re=436049]AbstinenceOnly Ed[/re]: Nipple-caddies and Yolandas? You are *tots* making those up. Good job!

  • thefrontpage

    Who the hell is “Jake Tapper?” Is that a porn star?

  • TimeCubist

    [re=435963]shadowMark[/re]: Hahaha, win. It only took me about 10 minutes to parse it out (“chin town?” whiskey tango foxtrot?)

  • Mr Blifil

    Coming to the defense of the town lush in the darkest dive bar in town does not really do much to amplify your credentials as Sir Galahad.

  • AbstinenceOnly Ed

    [re=436156]TGY[/re]: i parallel-invented nipple-caddies, but yolandas came clear from here:

    ps: “Michael Feinberg,” aka Mikey Funbagz, is a known (lewd) pseudonym of none other than ABC’s own JAKE TAPPER.

  • sezme

    Is a Warhol anything like a Warblog?

  • S.Luggo

    [re=435904]Joshua Norton[/re]: Et lacrimatus est Jesus.

  • S.Luggo

    [re=436049]AbstinenceOnly Ed[/re]:
    T: Tappers

  • widget09

    Jake Tapper is a Romeo, Echo, Tango, Alpha, Romeo, Delta!

  • hagajim

    I can’t believe nobody here has said anything about tittysex with Megs

  • widget09

    Also. When a douche like this says “leave her alone”, that means for us to pile it on as deep as possible. What a Doucheasaurus Rex.

  • ServiceJervixJuice

    Jake would benefit from an underwear adjustment and a swirlie shampoo.

  • schvitzatura

    [re=435998]Extemporanus[/re]: Oscar RomeoLimaYankee?

  • proudgrampa

    Whiskey Tango Foxtrot. And she has nice casabas. Also.

  • whiskey tango foxtrot

    Motherfoxtrotter stole my gig! Dashblat charliesucker.

  • Neoyorquino

    [re=435906]teebob2000[/re]: Brevity is the soul of wit. Bravo. (That’s an actual ‘bravo’, not that Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Bravo Sierra).

  • crotchfez

    Wouldn’t that have been three monstrous boobs reading an Andy Warhol biography together? She’s her own reading circle!

  • doloras

    Wait. Why are we all talking about characters from Dollhouse?

  • foog

    As someone who has used “Whiskey Tango Foxtrot” in the past, I’m totally dischuffed at having to remove it from my vocabulatory repertoire. Motherfuckers!

  • Barrelhse

    “Cup of tea”, Jonah? Maybe a D-cup, but a T?

  • EdgarAllanPoo

    Bravo, new mates, you Echo my sentiments. But I think I getting a case of the Foxtrots.

  • Oblios_Cap

    wow. time travel rocks!

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