THREATS  11:07 am October 15, 2009

The Concept Of “Meghan McCain” Reaches Its Natural And Necessary Conclusion

by Juli Weiner


Well! Now you have gone and done it! Meghan McCain is so furious about the lack of positive attention she received upon posting a photo of her boobs wearing a tank top that she is THISCLOSE to committing the unthinkable: not posting photos of herself online. Ha, no no, just kidding, obviously not that. …she is THISCLOSE to committing the unthinkable: leaving Twitter.

See what we were supposed to see upon seeing this photo—that one over there by the giant breasts—was something like, “Andy Warhol? The artist? Goodness Meg! Art. We had no idea!” This is why everything about the photo is the way it is.

Maybe if you knew anything about art, like Meg McCabe or Andy Warhol, you’d know that.

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AnnieGetYourFun October 15, 2009 at 11:11 am

Wow. Two wows, I guess.

as.the.world.burns October 15, 2009 at 11:11 am

my pants just exploded.

nbawriter October 15, 2009 at 11:12 am

I think Dog the Bounty Hunter has a new bitch in his sights.

Click October 15, 2009 at 11:13 am

Nice Titpic.

magic titty October 15, 2009 at 11:13 am

Is this ‘art photo’ trying to say, that Andy Warhol sucked so much, he’d even suck Meg McCabe’s big ole titties??

comicbookguy October 15, 2009 at 11:14 am

Come here, my size ten hot mamma. Wowsa.

TGY October 15, 2009 at 11:14 am

Very sad, since tits means she doesn’t have to GTFO.

ManchuCandidate October 15, 2009 at 11:15 am

Strange. I feel an urge to drink some milk for some reason.

(Sorry Megs, but I think the above is better than a Pity Fap.)

Bypartizoa October 15, 2009 at 11:15 am

I’m now a Republican and have pitched a big tent

forgracie October 15, 2009 at 11:15 am

Maghan McCain: “Look at me! Look at me!”

How is this shot different from the thousands of young women who, inevitably pose in the bathroom with the crapper in the background, looking into the mirror to get that just right, come hither look?

spymoose October 15, 2009 at 11:16 am

Thank God I’m a leg man.

you cannot be serious October 15, 2009 at 11:16 am

That tank top looks like it fit a couple of sizes ago.

binarian October 15, 2009 at 11:16 am

If I could get around the company firewall, I’d post a consoling message (tweet?) to poor Meg-ster, assuring her I’M not offended by her twitpic, and urge her to post more pics. Many more.

Monsieur Grumpe October 15, 2009 at 11:16 am

Bodacious Ta Ta’s Meg.

nbawriter October 15, 2009 at 11:16 am

Somewhere, Cyndy McCain is shaking her head disapprovingly as she spits the scrambled eggs she rolled around in her mouth into a Ziploc.

GreatOldOnesParty October 15, 2009 at 11:16 am

Need it be said? Yes, I say it.

I would TOTALLY hit that like the fist of an angry god!

as.the.world.burns October 15, 2009 at 11:16 am

seriously, megz, if you’re reading this…real men prefer curves.

kewlguy42069 October 15, 2009 at 11:16 am

yeah she’s not pushing em up with her arm or anything. shut the hell up meghan. get off teh computer. do some volunteer work or something.

Pop Socket October 15, 2009 at 11:16 am

Way to scare off the “she’s gotten fat” haters. Hubba, hubba.

GuyClinch October 15, 2009 at 11:17 am

Nice cans. Is she resting them on a counter or something? Does she live in zero g’s?

Gopherit October 15, 2009 at 11:17 am

Meghan is stacked. Also, in the news, rain is wet.

But Andy Warhol? Now there’s a slut.

teebob2000 October 15, 2009 at 11:17 am

Fap. Fap. Fap. Fap, fap, fap, fap, FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP, FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP.

*lights up a doob*

Pop Socket October 15, 2009 at 11:17 am

Republicans have always been uncomfortable around tiddies.

Monsieur Grumpe October 15, 2009 at 11:17 am

Surge!

kewlguy42069 October 15, 2009 at 11:17 am

also “twitpic” rules because it is correct in all instances

steve October 15, 2009 at 11:18 am

I didn’t know you could photoshop a twitter pic. She never looks that good when she’s all dolled up and I’m not talking about her chest.

DirtyHarriett October 15, 2009 at 11:18 am

I must say, that’s the BEST picture I’ve seen of Meg McCabe….

queeraselvis v 2.0 October 15, 2009 at 11:18 am

I think I just found my Halloween costume. Now all I need is a push-up bra and a metric ton of styrofoam.

magic titty October 15, 2009 at 11:18 am

[re=435686]Bypartizoa[/re]: But now that you switched parties you’re into 14 year-old boys who can’s keep a secret, so, no Meg McCabe for you.

Mahousu October 15, 2009 at 11:19 am

She met Andy Warhol at a really chic party!

catsquatch October 15, 2009 at 11:19 am

So long as she is leaving twitter for YouPorn we’ll call it a win.

progressiveinga October 15, 2009 at 11:20 am

Never has a drag queen looked more convincing. When does her Vegas show open? Trannies rule!

Monsieur Grumpe October 15, 2009 at 11:21 am

I’m fairly certain I saw her (those) at the Renaissance Festival.

Gopherit October 15, 2009 at 11:21 am

melissajenna on October 15, 2009
You’re a beautiful, talented girl, and you don’t have to pull cheap gags like this to get attention. Leave this to the Paris Hiltons of the world– you’re above this. xoxoxo
melissajenna on October 15, 2009
Girl, I love you, but you have got to be honest with people (and yourself). You’re too smart of a girl to not have seen this coming. You knew you were posting a nearly NSFW photo, so don’t pretend like you’re surprised at people’s reaction. You’re a beaut
shaggieshapiro on October 15, 2009
Sweet baby Jesus, those are some big ass titays

Okay, which one of you is shaggy?

el donaldo October 15, 2009 at 11:21 am

So. Would you like to come up and see some of my etchings?

Is it significant that the “L” on “WARHOL” is blocked off, making it WARHO? Are you a warho, Meghan McCain? Is that what you wanted me to know?

4tehlulz October 15, 2009 at 11:22 am

So basically, she showed tits then GTFO?

I think she’s doing it wrong.

Mull_Man October 15, 2009 at 11:23 am

dibs on the first motorboat!

user-of-owls October 15, 2009 at 11:23 am

When I was a little kid, there was this family of…what’s the polite way to say this…congenital idiots. Literally. Anyway, one day my cousins’ cat had a litter of kittens and one of the idiot family girls was so excited she hugged a kitten to death. Literally.

The moral of the story: Wonkette, put Meg down.

Kaylub October 15, 2009 at 11:24 am

“Offended?” “Mistake?” This is the longest I’ve paid attention to Meghan McCain.

hobospacejunkie October 15, 2009 at 11:25 am

You know who else was a prude? Hitler.

JesusButter October 15, 2009 at 11:25 am

say what you will about Ms. McCabe–she has killer, um, eyebrows.

I wonder if I can get away with using that pic for my screensaver at work…

jetjaguar October 15, 2009 at 11:25 am

jesus what a train wreck

Gopherit October 15, 2009 at 11:26 am

[re=435722]4tehlulz[/re]: Her showing tits GTFOed several wonkateers, judging from the comments.

Yaybuls October 15, 2009 at 11:26 am

[re=435676]nbawriter[/re]:

HAHAHAHHA….

Go with Christ, bro.

schvitzatura October 15, 2009 at 11:27 am

Replacement pic? Some presumably royalty-free Lady Gaga/RHPS-esque glossy, rhinestone-bedazzled lips.

Twitter profile pic equivalent of “Technical Difficulties – Please Stand By…”

Prommie October 15, 2009 at 11:27 am

Her face is prettier, too, without the makeup, and with that sly look, she knows what she is doing, oh who the hell am kidding, face, schmace, look at those fucking bodacious tatas.

Click October 15, 2009 at 11:28 am

Meg’s chest is making an ass of itself.

binarian October 15, 2009 at 11:28 am

[re=435724]user-of-owls[/re]: The moral of the story: Wonkette, put Meg down.
But…oh…ok

gjdodger October 15, 2009 at 11:30 am

Five foot two
B-52′s
Dad spent 5 1/2 years with Thieu
Has anybody seen my gal?

Yaybuls October 15, 2009 at 11:30 am

Chappelle: “Girl, I am high on PCP! I was wondering how you were following me. You smoke sherm?”
Megs McCain: “Come on, who are you really?”
Chappelle: “Lady, I’m just a nigga that loves titties.”

V572625694 October 15, 2009 at 11:30 am

Who are these assholes she’s apologizing to? What is their problem, and why does Meghan feel she has to give them succor (heh heh)? Come on over to the Dark Side, young lady. We’re not like the others. We think you have rights, including the right to get an abortion if you need one, or post ill-advised pictures of yourself on the Twitter thing.

thefoxtrot October 15, 2009 at 11:31 am

I think I just filled the cup.

Kaylub October 15, 2009 at 11:32 am

“Hey guys, the new face of the GOP is up here.”

bumfug October 15, 2009 at 11:33 am

[re=435721]el donaldo[/re]: No, Liz Cheney is the “War ho.”

Let Me Wet My Beak October 15, 2009 at 11:33 am

I just had a Star Burst Experience.

Voyou Charmant October 15, 2009 at 11:34 am

[re=435734]Click[/re]: That is all I can see.

nbawriter October 15, 2009 at 11:34 am

John might even have trouble keeping it south of the 17th parallel to this pic.

Chain Tattoo October 15, 2009 at 11:36 am

I think the pic was taken in skoalrebel’s trailer.
Looking forward to the next YouTube from the big dipper, featuring Megs McCain.

Fuck Toad October 15, 2009 at 11:36 am

I don’t see what all of you find so enchanting about this photo. This woman’s breasts are so vulgar, not at all like the taut chest of a wan, beautiful boy.

sezme October 15, 2009 at 11:37 am

Are you about a size 14?

SayItWithWookies October 15, 2009 at 11:37 am

This is the modern-day Republican party for you — they get all up in arms because what — Meghan’s not wearing a burqa? Torture is a frat-boy prank, whereas a little cleavage is totally obscene? More sex, less death, please.

DeLand DeLakes October 15, 2009 at 11:37 am

[re=435681]magic titty[/re]: Ummmmmm, no, I’m pretty sure Andy would never do that in a million years. Or for a million antique cookie jars.

ph7 October 15, 2009 at 11:37 am

Just like Mom, before she discovered pain pills provide more loving affirmation than cleavage stares.

glamourdammerung October 15, 2009 at 11:38 am

If I knew I could do without having to interact with her family, I would so hit that.

binarian October 15, 2009 at 11:40 am

[re=435738]V572625694[/re]: HEY!!! Great idea, maybe this’ll convince her the idiots she’s allied herself with for her father’s sake are…..well……idiots.

Athar October 15, 2009 at 11:40 am

If she wasn’t squeezing her knockers against the mirror would it still be a photo worth viewing? I think not.

teebob2000 October 15, 2009 at 11:40 am
twoeightnine October 15, 2009 at 11:41 am
Tundra Grifter October 15, 2009 at 11:41 am

A peach of a pair.

magic titty October 15, 2009 at 11:42 am

[re=435754]DeLand DeLakes[/re]: Andy was a famewhore and would do anything, even with a lady (!), to satisfy his famewhoring.

BklynIlluminati October 15, 2009 at 11:42 am

arghhhhh knees getting weak…….must stand by principles……must…..losing healthcare thought process………

So yeah we need to vote this health care reform thing down, your friend William J. LePetomane

mephistopheles jefferson October 15, 2009 at 11:43 am

That pic just begs for a meatscape photoshopping.

Lascauxcaveman October 15, 2009 at 11:43 am

This is what she calls, an art pic? I’m sorry, Megs, but no.

The composition is all wrong: first off, get rid of that Warhol book or DVD of whatever it is. Very distracting. Next, lose the tank top.

P Drizzle October 15, 2009 at 11:43 am

Earlier this evening, as most of you now know, one of our own, Meghan “TigBitty” McCain, while scrunching her tigbits into a tanktop that inspired withering fire (in my crotch), crashed and burned.

Today, Meg is no longer just a former legacy student with tigbits.

Today, Meg is no longer just an accessory to my big blue balls.

Today, Meg is us. And we are the tank top that cruelly hides her big, large, my god they’re huge tits.

GreatOldOnesParty October 15, 2009 at 11:44 am

I’m sorry, I just love the girl too much…

http://blingee.com/blingee/view/100628111-We-3-u-Meghan-

thegunner October 15, 2009 at 11:47 am

Meg my baby, you the most a baby would want,plese me pepe your baby,I promise to be nice to them tits in the future. you are hottest than cleopatra and my life depends on you,baby!!

Woodwards Friend October 15, 2009 at 11:47 am

We are all Meghan McCain now.

GreatOldOnesParty October 15, 2009 at 11:48 am

[re=435738]V572625694[/re]: and we have cookies.

el donaldo October 15, 2009 at 11:49 am

[re=435770]P Drizzle[/re]: Today we are all Meghan McCain’s barely adequate tank top.

WadISay October 15, 2009 at 11:51 am

…what once was fun now just seems like a vessel for harassment…

Seems like The Love Boat to some Wonketteers.

nbawriter October 15, 2009 at 11:52 am

[re=435772]GreatOldOnesParty[/re]: You put lettering right over the place where I imagined my penis was resting!

FAIL! Muthafuckin FAIL!

Click October 15, 2009 at 11:53 am

Good thing the photographer didn’t tell her that her fingers looked chubby or she’d have been totally deflated.

V572625694 October 15, 2009 at 11:54 am

[re=435760]binarian[/re]: [re=435778]GreatOldOnesParty[/re]: Honestly. She’s like those hillbilly republans working for minimum wage and fake health insurance at Wal*Mart: “I aint joinin no fuckin union!”

Barrelhse October 15, 2009 at 11:54 am

[re=435714]Mahousu[/re]: Yes- and only last week!

WarAndG October 15, 2009 at 11:56 am

Milwaukee Museum of Art has a bodacious Andy Warhol exhibit going on now. Just sayin’.

GreatOldOnesParty October 15, 2009 at 11:57 am

The Republic Party should follow Meghan Mcain and Her Hair’s example:
TITS OR GTFO!
That’s right, I’m looking at you Sarah Palin.
No, Rush, keep it on. KEEP IT ON! PULL YOUR SHIRT DOWN! ARRRRGGHHHH! (goes blind)

PabaBritannica October 15, 2009 at 11:58 am

[re=435786]V572625694[/re]: She’s holding out for what she thinks will be her big triumph: when Lindsey Graham comes out of the closet. Thing is, she thinks Republicans really like him other than the fact that he isn’t any of the werebeasts who run against him in SC.

PerhapsSo October 15, 2009 at 11:58 am

[re=435721]el donaldo[/re]: And because it is backwards, she is actually saying, “Oh raw.” I am now trying to block out certain mental images. Blech.

digibal235 October 15, 2009 at 11:59 am

Do not want chubby Lita Ford.

Dave J. October 15, 2009 at 11:59 am

36-24-36?? Ha ha–only if she’s 5’3″.

thefrontpage October 15, 2009 at 12:01 pm

Meghan McCain is such the modern intellectual, reading little booklets about edgy artists, wearing sweatpants and tank tops, broadcasting revealing pictures of herself, using creative swear words, and talking about such deeply intelligent and intellectual topics such as insanely juvenile and childish so-called social media claptrap. What a modern intellectural she is! So smart, so deep, so politically analytical! She should run for office–maybe Vice President or even President of the United States of America!

Dreadful Gate October 15, 2009 at 12:01 pm

Triple cleavage!

I’d so hit that, over and over and over again. And then I’d read her book. Aloud. To her.

I love me some Megs McCabe

Rev. Peter Lemonjello October 15, 2009 at 12:03 pm

Ron Paul should think ahead and put a deposit down on those for the 2012 flyovers.

tootsieroll October 15, 2009 at 12:03 pm

[re=435762]teebob2000[/re]: It had to be done! Nice.

But God this shit pisses me off. How old is she? The whole passive-aggressive “sexy look at me” followed by “Omg I can’t believe you all reacted that way! WAAAA”.

Sorry. I have titty envy.

rev_matt_y October 15, 2009 at 12:04 pm

Huh. I would have to assume I’ve never really looked at any pics of her. I googled pics of her after seeing that and her general look pretty much was in line with my first thought on seeing this twitpic: She seems to have adopted a porn star aesthetic, at least from the neck up. Her hair and makeup in pretty much any public appearance look straight off a Vivid DVD cover. Which she normally counter balances by dressing fairly conservatively.

ForTheTurnstiles October 15, 2009 at 12:04 pm

How long before Meg “Tits McGee” McCabe goes full-on Paultard libertarian? After dealing with the Bible-stani wing of the GOP, it may seem a reasonable out

shadowMark October 15, 2009 at 12:04 pm

I hope all the near-destitute Chrysler bondholders, GM dealers, bankers and stockbrokers contemplating selling matches in the winter are paying attention. These are the matches they’ll have to compete with.

american mutt October 15, 2009 at 12:05 pm

I just get this weird feeling Meg is just some random young girl with a cellphone who pretends she’s republican because everyone else around her is.

Oldskool October 15, 2009 at 12:06 pm

Well, she does have nice boobs. We should skewer whoever trashed them. If I were her, I might take my boobs and go home too.

Click October 15, 2009 at 12:06 pm

Well, Megs, you certainly are right about one thing. You ARE getting old.

Monsieur Grumpe October 15, 2009 at 12:10 pm

So what does Cindy and John think of this? Can’t wait.

comicbookguy October 15, 2009 at 12:10 pm

[re=435811]Oldskool[/re]: I would SO take her boobs and go home.

as.the.world.burns October 15, 2009 at 12:11 pm

I’m getting crazy excited for my halloween costume, although my dorothy outfit is a tad more revealing than the one from the movie ;-)
10:11 PM Oct 12th from web

oh meggy, don’t make us wait ’til halloween ! PLEEEEEZZZZ !!! TRICK-OR-TREAT !!!!!

Why is guy chopping wood in a man tanktop so hot?
4:01 PM Oct 12th from txt

you should see me in the chaps i wear when i run the chainsaw.

Click October 15, 2009 at 12:11 pm
El Pinche October 15, 2009 at 12:11 pm

conservatives hate boobs.

Come here a minute October 15, 2009 at 12:12 pm

# when I am alone in my apartment, I wear tank tops and sweat pants, and post pictures of my boobs on the web, I had no idea this makes me a “slut”, I can’t even tell you how hurt I am
about 15 hours ago from web

# I am going to take some more time to think about it but seriously I was just trying to be funny with the boobs and that I’m a dork staying partially in my tank top
about 16 hours ago from web

shadowMark October 15, 2009 at 12:12 pm

Miley Cyrus just quit Twitter and that caused a big fuss. Now Meghan is threatening to quit. This must be one of those viral ad campaigns to make people afraid–ha ha ha–Twitter is going away. I don’t think it will work because I bet Jim would post pics of Meghan’s boobs anytime she wanted to put them up.

GreatOldOnesParty October 15, 2009 at 12:12 pm

Her background on her twitter page is just too much for me.
Duct Tape!
and then this:
“pretty much my image of @allahpundit is I am the chick from silence of the lambs and he is screaming at me in a hole 2 put lotion on my skin”

Megs/Her Hair 2016!

Rajul October 15, 2009 at 12:13 pm

Meghan McCain can’t leave Titter, her teets make my day! She’s the only mammary of the Renublican party I can listen to…two cans…without knockering my head against a wall. And also, boob.

asier October 15, 2009 at 12:13 pm

S. Palin/M. MaCain 2012. Now that’s a ticket to ride! If you know what I mean

Crank Tango October 15, 2009 at 12:14 pm

[re=435679]Click[/re]: no kidding! does this mean i owe here a dickpic?

also, does this pic release us from the prohibition of comments of megs’ certainly strained physical nature? cuz i mean holy crap her tits are all over the place and she looks like she must have them crammed into one of rush’s 11 year old ladyboy’s tank tops.

Jim89048 October 15, 2009 at 12:16 pm

That tramp hanna montana quit twitter first. Meg McCabe’s just following her lead. Which, in hindsight, is a really smart thing to do.

Egregious October 15, 2009 at 12:16 pm

Could have been worse. Coulda’ been a twatpic.

Kingbee October 15, 2009 at 12:18 pm

Meg is now officially blacklisted by that North Carolina church that’s planning to do the book burning. Andy Warhol indeed! If only she had a copy of the King James Bible between her boobs, that would be different!

Crank Tango October 15, 2009 at 12:19 pm

Also, I hope our Wonket sends her an “iphone” to convince her not to quit.

Megs darling, just switch parties and you can have all the gays AND rave reviews of those funbags. We forgive you, for whatever.

Lee October 15, 2009 at 12:21 pm

Nice tea bags Meg. Will you marry me?

CaiteeCruelle October 15, 2009 at 12:21 pm

[re=435714]Mahousu[/re]: She can blow it out her hair, baby. She eats at Hardee’s.

She ain’t no punk rock girl, I can tell you that.

WIDTAP October 15, 2009 at 12:25 pm

What? No tentacles? Boy, the quality of the porn here has really declined.

house of the blue lights October 15, 2009 at 12:26 pm

Today we are all Megan McCain’s boobs.

binarian October 15, 2009 at 12:26 pm

[re=435786]V572625694[/re]: …and hasn’t realized they’re political cannon fodder. Time to wake the fuck up, people, those people don’t care if you live or die.

ph7 October 15, 2009 at 12:27 pm

This pic is Meghan’s entry into the GOP’s “Big Tent” concept art contest.

Sharkey October 15, 2009 at 12:28 pm

HOLY SHIT! From http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2009-10-14/stop-the-fat-jokes/full/

“After my recent appearance on Jay Leno, one Web site posted a comment from the editor saying, mockingly, they have a “NEW ZERO TOLERANCE POLICY for comments of a certain strain about young Meg’s physical appearance. She is an impressionable young brilliant Republican strategist!” You can imagine the kind of charming comments that followed.”

IT IS ON, BABY!

THIS IS NOT A JOKE!

Carrie_Okie October 15, 2009 at 12:32 pm

ba donk

Click October 15, 2009 at 12:32 pm

[re=435833]Crank Tango[/re]: Honestly, I think Megs understands that she would never stand out this much (a-hem) if she were to switch parties. Her whole schtick (aside from being a randy Republican) is that she’s a supposed anomaly within her party.
Admittedly, to her credit Megs has brought attention to the great cleavage that exists within the GOP.

bobhiggins October 15, 2009 at 12:32 pm

Unfortunately she looks like her Dad and John McCain was scary enough before he had boobs bigger than my head.

GreatOldOnesParty October 15, 2009 at 12:33 pm

and sorry.
plz Don’t banhammer my lurvstruk ass.

http://blingee.com/blingee/view/100630897-Last-Hope-of-the-Republic-Party

Prof. Junk October 15, 2009 at 12:34 pm

Dear Meghan,

More please.

-Prof. J.

ManchuCandidate October 15, 2009 at 12:34 pm

[re=435848]Click[/re]:
It’s just unfortunate that most of the GOPers cleavage belongs to Rush, Jonah and Bill Kristol.

Hedley Lamar October 15, 2009 at 12:34 pm

I’m just sorry that Ken Layne isn’t here to see this human blingee.

Carson October 15, 2009 at 12:36 pm

Sweet Jesus, I hope this doesn’t make Ann Coulter respond in kind!

Click October 15, 2009 at 12:36 pm

[re=435828]Jim89048[/re]: Ah, but Megs is a tramp shining.
(only we elders will get the Richard Harris reference)

yellowdogdem October 15, 2009 at 12:36 pm

I didn’t realize buying tank tops in the Little Girls department was “in.”

yellowdogdem October 15, 2009 at 12:37 pm

[re=435694]GreatOldOnesParty[/re]: You would be suffocated before you could even begin.

PuffAdder October 15, 2009 at 12:39 pm

[re=435831]Kingbee[/re]: While dressed as a nun.

Crank Tango October 15, 2009 at 12:40 pm

[re=435848]Click[/re]: lol yeah, she’s maver-icky.

just kidding megs. i love you and wanna have yer beer heiress babies!

Chain Tattoo October 15, 2009 at 12:41 pm

Meg promised “not to delete my account until I sleep on it.”
How does one sleep on a Twitter account?
And would the account survive a nocturnal encounter with teh Megz boobz?

facehead October 15, 2009 at 12:41 pm

Never apologize for a chest like that, you beautiful slut.

GreatOldOnesParty October 15, 2009 at 12:41 pm

Hey, if I had to choose a way to go…
I should BE so lucky! X3

Tundra Grifter October 15, 2009 at 12:43 pm

Nice photo. Last time I saw a look like that, it was over a half-empty drink at 1:45 am. The bar was closing at 2.

Snarkalicious October 15, 2009 at 12:45 pm

BWAP BWAP BWAP BWAP. This is an alert going out to all United States counties. A major Streisand Effect has been detected within our borders. Secure your children and belongings in the basement and seek shelter in a warm, safe place. Like ‘tween them there tigobitties. This is not a drill.

slappypaddy October 15, 2009 at 12:47 pm

“she is THISCLOSE to committing the unthinkable”

and when is she not?

MarSF October 15, 2009 at 12:49 pm

Her face looks great in that photo! No makeup!

This looks like a “slut” maneuver to me though, based on the fact that she is actively pushing her tits up and out of her shirt. That is not a natural boob position- she is looking for LOVE.

Click October 15, 2009 at 12:50 pm

[re=435844]Sharkey[/re]: Megs wants to know where all you guys get off. telling fat jokes.

Click October 15, 2009 at 12:53 pm

[re=435870]MarSF[/re]: “That is not a natural boob position- she is looking for SUCCOR”
Fixed.

Crapola October 15, 2009 at 12:53 pm

Hooters, hooters. Yum, yum, yum. Hooters, hooters on a girl that’s dumb.

donner_froh October 15, 2009 at 12:54 pm

She calls the left one “Andy” and the right one “Warhol”. Or is it the other way around?

Suds McKenzie October 15, 2009 at 12:56 pm

Don’t give up now Meg. Now you have “tweet cred”.

None of this is funny!!

.. just a little feel, ouch

chascates October 15, 2009 at 12:57 pm

She’s right about society’s fixation on looks. After her dad was released from Vietnam he saw his wife who’d had a car accident and wasn’t as pretty as he remembered. So he committed adultery with Cindy. Fortunately Meghan has as much money as her mother did so she probably won’t live a solitary life. Not that she should become a mistress to a married man like her mother did.

AnnieGetYourFun October 15, 2009 at 12:58 pm

[re=435753]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Oh, I’m sure there’s no shortage of sex in the Republican Party. It’s just that it’s mostly with underage boys, underage girls, and Argentinian bombshells.

Diana Davies October 15, 2009 at 12:58 pm

They look like udders.

AnnieGetYourFun October 15, 2009 at 1:00 pm

This will certainly silence the critics from the White House who are so quick to dismiss bloggers for doing their work in their pajamas. And by “pajamas”, I mean, “giant fucking massive titties good lord, girl, how DO you walk upright?”.

Tommmcatt October 15, 2009 at 1:00 pm

My my my, post a pair of funbags and you straight boys will go on for hours. It’s like you’ve never seen them before….

Redhead October 15, 2009 at 1:03 pm

I mean when I’m straight chilling in my apartment, by myself, I often wear tank tops and sweat pants too. I save the Xtreme super pushup bra for nights out, though.

shadowMark October 15, 2009 at 1:03 pm

[re=435780]WadISay[/re]: what once was fun now just seems like a vessel for harassment

Is Meghan here really saying she is done with men?

Crank Tango October 15, 2009 at 1:03 pm

[re=435872]Click[/re]: I dunno about everybody else, but, California.

Real Talk October 15, 2009 at 1:06 pm

Despite all the jokes, Megan is really cute. *ducks*

And I don’t normally dig white chicks like that, sO maybe the stereotypes are just true.

*insert big tent joke here*

finallyhappy October 15, 2009 at 1:07 pm

[re=435717]progressiveinga[/re]: I thought that when I saw her eyebrows, hair and huge chest. Divine is calling you, Meggie

teebob2000 October 15, 2009 at 1:07 pm

[re=435884]Tommmcatt[/re]: Yeah, and… ?

Tommmcatt October 15, 2009 at 1:10 pm

[re=435894]teebob2000[/re]:

And….

I got nuthin’.

Smoke Filled Roommate October 15, 2009 at 1:15 pm

[re=435806]tootsieroll[/re]: I agree. Megs is in obvious need of attention. Perhaps she should try her hand (or tits) at fatty porn.

CaptWillard October 15, 2009 at 1:16 pm

You mean climax not conclusion right?

Heywood Jablome October 15, 2009 at 1:17 pm

[re=435884]Tommmcatt[/re]: Two words: Hard.Wiring.

Jim89048 October 15, 2009 at 1:19 pm

[re=435856]Click[/re]: Does this mean that Megs McCabe is the metaphorical cake that someone left out in the rain? Because really, I’d still hit that.

Audacity of Dope October 15, 2009 at 1:21 pm

[re=435902]Tommmcatt[/re]: FunBags4Freeedom. Yes, we can (and would).

queeraselvis v 2.0 October 15, 2009 at 1:22 pm

[re=435884]Tommmcatt[/re]: [re=435894]teebob2000[/re]: See, this just underscores the difference between hets and mos. Het men will ogle boobies and fantasize having their face in them/rubbing their dick on them, while gay men will think up ways of accessorizing them (sequin pasties! A fancy lace bra) whilst critizing the accompanying hair/makeup/toenail-fingernail polish.

Click October 15, 2009 at 1:29 pm

[re=435931]Jim89048[/re]: An ode to Megs McCabe:
“Spring was never waiting for us, girl
It ran one step ahead
As we followed in the dance
Between the parted pages and were pressed,
In love’s hot, fevered iron
Like a striped pair of pants.
MacArthur’s Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down…
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don’t think that I can take it
‘Cause it took so long to bake it
And I’ll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!
I recall the yellow cotton dress
Foaming like a wave
On the ground around your knees
The birds, like tender babies in your hands
And the old men playing checkers by the trees.
There will be another song for me
For I will sing it
There will be another dream for me
Someone will bring it
I will drink the wine while it is warm
And never let you catch me looking at the sun
And after all the loves of my life
After all the loves of my life
You’ll still be the one.
I will take my life into my hands and I will use it
I will win the worship in their eyes and I will lose it
I will have the things that I desire
And my passion flow like rivers through the sky.
And after all the loves of my life
After all the loves of my life
I’ll be thinking of you
And wondering why.”

(Jimmy Webb)

problemwithcaring October 15, 2009 at 1:31 pm

Serious columnist Meghan writes this powerful statement: “I refuse to be bullied, and I refuse to let Jessica Simpson be bullied. ”

Five minutes after it’s posted, spoiled dateless bratty Meghan sends out an unsolicited titpic to the entire world, gets called a slut by trolls and then threatens to quit the entire internet.

Megan, don’t take your toys and go home just yet. From the looks of this thread, your breast have already won the morning and afternoon.

Flanders October 15, 2009 at 1:32 pm

[re=435800]Dave J.[/re]: nice Mix reference

sati demise October 15, 2009 at 1:32 pm

She so cool, she so drunk, she so photogenic! I love you Meg.

house of the blue lights October 15, 2009 at 1:36 pm

If you put that picture on the new GOP.com, will it spell “GOOP”?

CapnFatback October 15, 2009 at 1:38 pm
hagajim October 15, 2009 at 1:40 pm

Meghan get your guns…about 34Ds I’d guess

Not_So_Much October 15, 2009 at 1:42 pm

I like her tank top just fine. Does it come in her size?

hagajim October 15, 2009 at 1:45 pm

Gotta love some big ol tittays! Go Meg

Cheney Guevara October 15, 2009 at 1:47 pm

She could have avoided all these backwards words just by flopping the photo.

Heh heh. Flop.

Cheney Guevara October 15, 2009 at 1:48 pm

[re=435693]nbawriter[/re]: ew. that was awesome.

Godot October 15, 2009 at 1:51 pm

It’s kind of fucked up that people are saying it’s offensive. She’s not nude, she’s not really DOING anything, and she posted it herself so it’s not even exploitative. People are just saying that she herself, just the SIGHT of her, is offensive.

CapnFatback October 15, 2009 at 1:51 pm

[re=435967]house of the blue lights[/re]: “GOOP” version.

eclecticbrotha October 15, 2009 at 1:55 pm

OK, they’re flaming her because she LET them see her tits?

Apparently Twitter isn’t just stupid and racist. Its stupid, racist AND ironic.

DemmeFatale October 15, 2009 at 1:56 pm

Cry for help?

Click October 15, 2009 at 1:57 pm

[re=435999]CapnFatback[/re]: That is one tight looking ass.

Click October 15, 2009 at 1:58 pm

clearly she made a HUGE mistake.

nbawriter October 15, 2009 at 1:59 pm

I’m partial to this picture:

http://twitpic.com/8znql/full

TGY October 15, 2009 at 1:59 pm

[re=436002]eclecticbrotha[/re]: The word you’re looking for here is ‘titist’.

JooJoo Bee October 15, 2009 at 2:01 pm

Where is this girl’s mother? Did no one ever tell her that if you don’t want people pawing the merchandise, you shouldn’t put it on display? Sheesh.

bakeneko October 15, 2009 at 2:01 pm

Margaret White: I can see your dirty pillows. Everyone will.
Carrie: Breasts, Mama. They’re called breasts, and every woman has them.

mardam422 October 15, 2009 at 2:03 pm

[re=435695]as.the.world.burns[/re]: ditto

NopantsMcGee October 15, 2009 at 2:03 pm

Capital knockers, madam.

BerkeleyFarm October 15, 2009 at 2:03 pm

[re=435870]MarSF[/re]: Oh, she’s wearing a lot of eye makeup, but I agree, she’s got a really pretty face.

I don’t think her tits needed the help she’s trying to give them, though. She looks to be about a centimeter away from a major wardrobe malfunction.

Barry Jive & October 15, 2009 at 2:05 pm

Someone throw Meg McCabe a bone. She looks like she would be grateful.

JooJoo Bee October 15, 2009 at 2:07 pm

[re=435997]Godot[/re]: You misundersatnd, friend. What’s offensive is the sight of someone behaving like a stripper for all the world to see, then expecting people to treat her like a stateswoman. Not that there’s anything wrong with strippers. I’d be just as offended if, say, the Secretary of State twitted a photo of herself pole dancing and expected us to stick virtual twenties in her garter as encouragement.

Traveler October 15, 2009 at 2:10 pm

[re=435999]CapnFatback[/re]: Best use of GOP.com thus far. . . .

chascates October 15, 2009 at 2:13 pm

Today we are all Meghan McCain’s titties. Or else we want them.

RoscoePColtraine October 15, 2009 at 2:13 pm

She’s five years away from being able to totally play Edna Turnblad.

mumblyjoe October 15, 2009 at 2:14 pm

Honestly, I’m going to have to lodge my displeasure at the entire Twitter community over this. Come on now; this is the sort of thing that we’re supposed to be *encouraging*. Seriously, people.

Min October 15, 2009 at 2:25 pm

Boobage. The gift that keeps on giving.

One Yield Regular October 15, 2009 at 2:31 pm

[re=436028]JooJoo Bee[/re]: Tsk tsk. One only has to turn to La Cicciolina to recognize that being a stripper and being a stateswoman are not mutually exclusive categories. There’s nothing offensive about Meghan McCain other than her privileged insularity, self-absorption, and willingness to serve as poster child for the cynical Republican effort to pretend to care a fig about young people.

sati demise October 15, 2009 at 2:42 pm

[re=436076]One Yield Regular[/re]: What up?

clientnumber8 October 15, 2009 at 2:53 pm

[re=435884]Tommmcatt[/re]: It’s not that we haven’t seen them. It’s that we haven’t seen all of them. And those are some fine specimens.

Mr Blifil October 15, 2009 at 2:56 pm

She had me until I began to consider the thighs.

iolanthe October 15, 2009 at 3:02 pm

[re=435855]Carson[/re]: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

Ann’s gettin’ mighty ropy-looking these days. Her tits will never be hanging around her knees, but her neck is on its way there, as we speak.

queeraselvis v 2.0 October 15, 2009 at 3:08 pm

[re=436034]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: Five years? You’re being awfully generous there, Roscoe.

Suds McKenzie October 15, 2009 at 3:12 pm

Those two need a NoblZ’s Prize

ServiceJervixJuice October 15, 2009 at 3:19 pm

Look at that expression on Meg’s face. She is so high…she took a big drag off a smokin’ fatty and now she’s ready to get freaky.

If the Republicans could get Michael Steele into a cow costume and lock him in a room with Meg and some *Pansy*, and film it….that might be a successful start to a fundraising website.

iolanthe October 15, 2009 at 3:22 pm

[re=435881]Diana Davies[/re]: Oh, eat shit and die, Ironing Board! ;->

A girl can’t help sprouting a set of double-Ds.

Still … Megan can’t have been surprised at the reaction. I’m not buying that those tits somehow ended up in that picture, at that angle (where the neck skin folding shows they’ve been deliberately pushed up), by accident.

As a woman with a body type exactly like Meghan’s, I learned early not to thrust my boobs up under my chin, and to avoid tight sweaters, unless I really *wanted* to hear nonstop vulgar remarks from male strangers, and nasty bitchy “udder-y” vulgar remarks from other girls.

In fact, by the time I was 15, I had mastered the necessary arts of crappy slope-shouldered caved-in terrible posture and the wearing of giant baggy dark sweaters, just so I wouldn’t have to hear remarks about my shape wherever I went.

Guys, you’d all probably see a lot more tit, everywhere, if you could manage to be even a little more respectful about the big tits you *do* see:

Right: “That sweater looks *great* on you! Very cute. Wanna go grab some coffee?”
Wrong: [silent miming of the Windshield Wiper, especially with tongue hanging out]

And when you stare, which apparently some of you just *have* to do, try to let your gaze be like a seabird skimming the surface of the ocean, not like a limpet attaching to a rock. It’s creepy to be stared at for a long time. Really.

iolanthe October 15, 2009 at 3:26 pm

[re=435977]hagajim[/re]: I’m an expert. Those are 36 or 38 DDs, at least. Apparently natural, say I, and I got 19 out of 20 on Playboy’s “Real or Fake?” quiz. None of the men I know got better than 15; but all the large-breasted women I know got at least 18.

ServiceJervixJuice October 15, 2009 at 3:31 pm

[re=436230]iolanthe[/re]: Oh wow, can we see ‘em? I promise I won’t stare. I’ll just take quick little glances like minnows striking bait. Uh-oh…

Er…oops, sorry. Hey by the way that sweater looks great on you! Very cute! Wanna go grab some coffee? Okay……..now?

5erfun October 15, 2009 at 3:32 pm

Grand Old Party indeed!

kewlguy42069 October 15, 2009 at 3:33 pm

[re=436230]iolanthe[/re]: hey is that you meg? shut up.

iolanthe October 15, 2009 at 3:52 pm

[re=436260]kewlguy42069[/re]: Nope. Not Meg. Just a defender of the world’s poor misunderstood and abused short mesomorphic heavy-breasted women, the ones who’ve heard “anything more than a mouthful is just a *waste*!” or “the French say anything bigger than a champagne glass is *too big*!” a few thousand too many goddamned times … often from men who are actually trying to get in our pants, and incorrectly assume that we think being insulted is really really erotic.

slappypaddy October 15, 2009 at 4:01 pm

can she tie ‘em in a knot?
can she tie ‘em in a bow?
can she sling ‘em over her shoulder
like a continental soldier?

our meg’s a true patriot!

A Better American Than You! October 15, 2009 at 4:16 pm

Go easy on her. Consider that she grew up without parents and has to make her way through life on her own. Hers is a mistake any other 15-year-old could make.

Atheist Nun October 15, 2009 at 4:27 pm

I think Meggs… I mean, Me(o) (o)s McCain is just trying to make a very saline salient point, here:

Sarah Palin is not really fuckable, fellas.

gurukalehuru October 15, 2009 at 4:51 pm

[re=435850]GreatOldOnesParty[/re]: Your blingee needs a bit more blingee.

GreatOldOnesParty October 15, 2009 at 4:56 pm

[re=436305]iolanthe[/re]: “anything more than a mouthful is just a *waste*!” is what guys say around flat-chested women when they want to score with them.
Find them a girl they like with tig-ol-bitties and see if they say the same thing.

GreatOldOnesParty October 15, 2009 at 4:58 pm

[re=436463]gurukalehuru[/re]: That was one of my few non-snarky Blingeez. The one before that was more my style.

guerilla-nation October 15, 2009 at 5:11 pm

TWITpic? damn, i thought she said TWATpic. there’s 5 minutes of my life i’ll never get back …

Studebaker Hoch October 15, 2009 at 5:55 pm

I’ll bet those tits set her back at LEAST one whole week’s allowance. She probably bought the “Dolly Parton” model in order to make them proportional to her ginormous ass.

thetalltexan October 15, 2009 at 6:03 pm

I would believe her that it wasn’t intentional if she didn’t have a pouty mouth. bad girls read Warhol!

thetalltexan October 15, 2009 at 6:04 pm

AND- Twitpic seems very fitting for her.

MrJM October 15, 2009 at 8:41 pm

Meghan McCain + Andy Warhol = 15 Minutes of Fame Observation

– MrJM

President ODreamy October 15, 2009 at 9:40 pm

I am so jealous of Megaboobs McCain’s luscious cleavage!

Buttery1000 October 15, 2009 at 10:03 pm

Clip needs more titz … oh wait, never mind.

MonaLisa65 October 15, 2009 at 10:24 pm

[re=435741]Kaylub[/re]: WIN! (It’s a bodaciously tata-ed chick thing, Wonka-boys…)

Whatever Blows Your Skirt October 15, 2009 at 10:29 pm

[re=435884]Tommmcatt[/re]: Fuckin’ A!!!

On a serious note that is not a natural position for said funbags see: [re=435870]MarSF[/re]:

This gets a weird dichotomy going, she has 60,000 followers (see here )and actively courts wingers yet gets upset when they act and say things wingers say. Huh? its fine to be a “lady” its also fine to get a little “randy” but your people are just not that flexible Meg so pick one, course my vote is for…

*We interrupt this boring comment with this important announcement:*

“What a set of Knockers!!!!”

*We now return you to…*

Whatever Blows Your Skirt October 15, 2009 at 10:39 pm

[re=436076]One Yield Regular[/re]: much better than my sorry attempt [re=436825]Whatever Blows Your Skirt[/re]

iolanthe October 15, 2009 at 11:02 pm

[re=436478]GreatOldOnesParty[/re]: I *am* that girl with the tig-ol-bitties (cool your jets, Tit Fans; I’m now probably the same age as your Gran) and I’ve heard the > mouthful = waste thing many many times, usually from very young dudes who are trying to appear “confident”, and have confused “confidence” with “mean douchebaggery.”

They generally deliver this dismissive little remark while staring fixedly at the offending, horrifying, vulgar, ill-behaved & wasteful big boobs, mind you.

There really does seem to be a subset of loser guys who’ve read some book or something that tells them to insult women they’ve just met, to knock the women off center and put them at an emotional disadvantage, and make the guy seem less desperate. Less desperate, but more douchey.

MonaLisa65 October 15, 2009 at 11:16 pm

[re=436230]iolanthe[/re]: THANK you!

MonaLisa65 October 15, 2009 at 11:40 pm

[re=436838]iolanthe[/re]: Google ‘neg hits’. It’s actually quite sad.

peeno nwar October 15, 2009 at 11:48 pm

Oh my, now I see what Laura Ingraham was so upset about. Nobody, but Nobody, is allowed in the Republican Hooker’s Union without a boney ass and a visible sternum (and maybe Adam’s apple — if you got it, flaunt it!). Their loss is our gain. Young Meghan’s biological clock is ticking. Any day now, she will be tearing off her top and begging breathlessly to be Socialized.

NYNYNY October 16, 2009 at 12:08 am

Meg, we are on your side, you see. Even more than your “followers.” Curves: good. Cleavage: who cares. What are you, a nun?

auduboner October 16, 2009 at 1:09 am

Curves: good. Cleavage: Gooder!

Thanks, Meg – I always knew I liked you more than Mr. Andy Coulter!

LowerdPeninsula October 16, 2009 at 1:59 am

Yeah, I’d motorboat that; I’d motorboat the hell outta that. Tig-ole-bitties, indeed.

Seriously, though, Meg; just brush your shoulders off.

GreenHalo October 16, 2009 at 3:51 am

SDI is clearly an Epic Fail. The Megster’s “Go Away a Little Closer” Field, on the other hand, would stop MIRVs, depleted uranium slugs, armor-piercing bullets, and Florida mosquitos if DARPA would just throw a few hundred grand at it. Meg could wear a her usual loose sweatshirt, drawstring sweat pants, peep-toe spike heels and a AAA-battery-powered, Zippo-sized McCain Shield Generator and fucking POLLEN would evaporate when it came within five meters of her. Think about the possibilities!

As for Bbbrritsky!-mania: guys, once you’re on solid food, it’s time to move on to legs. Apart from everything else, women never bitch about how much they hate having killer legs and the constant ACL ache they have to put up with… AND you don’t have to wonder, “Are those implants? Come on. We’re talking nip and tuck city, AS IF.”

iolanthe October 16, 2009 at 10:46 am

[re=436852]MonaLisa65[/re]: Oh god!! Neg hits?? So this thing I thought was some lame strategy they’d all decided upon, is *real*?! Crap!

http://www.sosuave.com/articles/neghits.htm

I guess I should draw comfort from the fact that they supposedly do it to bring some over-confident attractive girl down a few pegs, to make themselves stand out from the usual crowd of adorers, maybe make themselves seem deep, different, like they’re not under the cute girl’s spell.

But I never reacted like, “Oh wow. He’s not that impressed by me. He’s not like all the others!” Nawp. Just thought to myself, “What a rude cad. To hell with him. I’ll go talk to someone interesting.”

iolanthe October 16, 2009 at 10:56 am

Again, just for the record: A few here have intimated that Meg bought and paid for those boobies. Nope. If they were “boughten boobies”, she wouldn’t have to scrunch them up like that, and she wouldn’t be *able* to scrunch them up like that. Boughten Boobies just jut out there (they don’t really hang) like perfect hemispherical toilet plunger bells. You can’t reposition them.

Meghan’s boobies are Big Naturals. More power to her. They’re very pretty, but she overscrunched a bit in that pic so it *does* look a little Ren Faire. But overall, very sassy in a slightly overbearing clueless yet charming way, much like the young lady herself.

You’re right. She’d be happier on *our* side. Surely we have some champion, some knight, here on the Left who’d be happy to take her under his wing? We know she likes bad boys with tats, and except for Ted Nugent, there just aren’t that many guys like that on the Right. Don’t we have a few bright troubled tattooed titfreak breaks DJs or enviroanarchists or something?

sluset October 16, 2009 at 11:33 am

Meghan Mccain breasts make twitter scandal photo.
She is so stupid she does not understand why people dislike her. watch yourself
She is a tremendous example of the privilege that the idiot children of the rich receive

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