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TWO STRAIGHT NIGHTS FOR REDSTATE
Blessed RedState Diarist Puts To Words What We’ve All Been Feeling Tonight
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on Thu October 15 2009
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Jim Newell
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However, nothing would have been funnier than an all-white football team.
Liberals– the Dream Enders.
Fat drug-addled racist white men EVERYWHERE are crying their tears of victimization tonight.
First a black man in the White House, then this. The world is ending, the world is ending.
Hahaha. It’s even got that fucking holocaust poem that makes me wish they came for the poets first. Epic.
Wait, I read the rest of it. That HAS to be satire, right? I mean, it’s got to be. I don’t know what this RedState thing is, but it’s HILARIOUS! They include in their list of people to weep for:
Chrysler bondholders
GM dealers
Bankers and stockbrokers
Who will think of the bankers? The stockbrokers? Will they be reduced to selling matches in the winter while wearing thin clothing and no shoes? Will they be found in the morning frozen to death, having burnt all the matches trying to keep warm?
yes redstaters, tonight and forevermore you shall be fat, old, white racist, bangers of central american ladyboys.
you said it, not me.
and to any trolls who show up to this pity party, a preemptive “fuck you”
“First they came for the communists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a communist;
Then they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a socialist;
Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a trade unionist;
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Jew;
And that was pretty fuckin’ sweet!”*
- RedState
*fixed.
Earlier this evening, as most of you now know, one of our own, Rush Hudson Limbaugh, while taking oxycodone, crashed and burned.
Tonight, Rush is no longer ‘just’ a radio personality.
Tonight, Rush is no longer ‘just’ a NFL owner denied
Tonight, Rush is comatose. And comatose is him.
Tonight Rush became the fodder for all of us… every man woman and child in this great nation of ours.
If we are all Rush Limbaugh then I’d like some Oxycontin, Cuban cigars, rare wine, and a fat check from Clear Channel.
Tomorrow Rush will get his listeners to buy the dick-stretchers and hair growth oils he advertises and it’ll all be good.
badmuthagoose: The term “Peak Wingnut” has been thrown around a lot recently, as in, “have we reached Peak Wingnut yet with this latest insane thing?” It’s impossible. This dude is literally sad for the half-dozen rich hedge fund managers who refused a generous deal from the White House itself to renegotiate their Chrysler debt and sent the company into bankruptcy instead, to try to weasel out another cent or two on the dollar at the expense of like… peoples’ jobs and deferred benefits. These are the people whose victimhood a red state diarist is dedicating his sad holocaust poem to tonight. “Peak Wingnut” is a figment of your imagination.
I’d always thought of Rush as a metaphor for one of Don’s Johns but what do I know.
And what about poor Larry Craig and his dreams? Or Duke Cunningham? Or John Ensign, Mark Sanford, Charlie Crist, Mark Foley, Ted Stevens, General Curtis LeMay?
Drama queens.
Tonight, I pour out a bottle of St. Louis’ finest, Bud Light, for our fallen homie, Rush H-Block Limbaugh. Tonight, we are all multi-millionaire radio personalities cocked-blocked by The (Black) Man from owning a major league sports team.
But, really; come on, guys! The St. Louis Rams aren’t even a baseball team! Really.
As I am reminded of once a month on The Hisstory Channel from one of the most repeated shows “Watch out n&^*%$s the klan’s getting bigger” oh what fun redstate
This one seems too easy guys. It’s a trap!!
Alas, Rush’s hair is not red. Surely the great one would have anointed a red head! Do you expect our savior to have to carry a passport at border crossings???
Jim Newell: If there is no “Peak Wingnut,” is it possible that their insanity could be used as alternative fuel source?
Damn you redstate and the unspoofable self-mockery you post!!
Jim Newell: No matter how insane they currently were, I used to be able to imagine their insanity at a more fevered pitch. (I live in Texas.) It wasn’t enjoyable, but I could imagine it.
But I have to admit lately I cannot find where else it can go, other than straight-up out in the open demon worship and shouting at their shoes.
And in the heavenly afterlife Marge Schott is crying.
Jim Newell: It’s quite altruistic actually. They’d cry for their boss who couldn’t buy a fourth yacht even after he sent their jobs over seas.
So, is this a ‘V’ shaped wingnut or will it be a hockey stick wingnut or a full on ‘W’?
It cant keep going up and up.
ya gotta admit tho, their willingness to share the victimhood is downright socialistic.
At least now the unemployed crackers will understand why Rush needs more tax cuts even as they glean the fields for discarded sweet potatoes. It’s reverse Jim Crow backwards racism. Tell the good people at Amazing Grace Baptist Church to throw a football on the pyre.
badmuthagoose: oh, that is my favorite fantasy!
It usually starts with the bankers selling apples or pencils on the street, but you, my friend-this prop of matches….that is hot, so so hot.
how did you know?
I love how people come in the six basic flavors, atoms of mankind if you will:
Chrysler bondholders, GM dealers, Bankers and stockbrokers, Small business owners, Medical Doctors and Oppressed people wanting freedom around the world.
Did you know Meghan McCabe called out Our Wonkette today? It’s true.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2009-10-14/stop-the-fat-jokes/full/
Enough with the mocking, and the lies, and the tactics straight out of Karl Rove’s handbook, Newell! Well okay, Weiner wrote this one, but you’re still out on notice.
To paraphrase Roger the Shrubber: Things have come to a sorry state of affairs indeed when racists are boycotted by people of the very race that they are racist against.
I thought we/I was supposed to be Kenneth Gladney?
I’m confused.
BTW, for their 2009 “Accomplishments”, GOP.com could have listed :
July 2009 Black conservative beat up by black liberal union goon.
Sept 2009 James O’Keefe shows off his nuts.
And going back a year,
Oct 2008 Liberal black guy carves a “B” on conservative white girl.
Amend the Constitution to recognize Rush as 5/3 of a person.
tiny mexican: Hey what the fuck! Juli was serious! We can’t stand those terrible comments about her weight! How uncouth.
sati demise: redstaters ? are proud true merikkkuns! they don’t know what a fancy gay wing-nut is! they are too much fixated on the question of whether a cheeto is cheese or a toe what would Jesus say about Cheetos?
tiny mexican: “I joke that some of these political Web sites should have separate sections for people to blog about the size of my ass (still a size 10, for those of you who are keeping score).”
She actually means 10 stone which equals 140 lbs and that’s being pretty generous. Meghan, sweetie, it’s your Valley Girl voice, your sense of entitlement, and your lack of knowledge that we knock. Not your ample proportions.
Who ever is writing for RedState must be taking Peggy Noonan’s Harvard Class. That piece is a parody of itself.
memzilla: Except a football team full of old fat mouthy drug-addled white men.
Nah, it would have been too mucg to ask.
Can’t believe Wonkette isn’t all over Meghan’s latest Twitpic and subsequent meltdown.
http://imgur.com/53Qr7.jpg
Thanks “tsquare” but no thanks. I’m more of an Imus in my racism.
Diskoh: why are her tits holding up a pic of rod stewart? can we joke about her getting her stomach pumped out?
and i know. i can read backwards.
nerd1951: I’m betting Michele Bachmann has her 5 kids & 23 foster kids trained to post on those sites.
Aw man…with that build up I started thinking Rush Limbaugh finally had that embarrassing heart attack while snorting lines of oxy off a small Filipino boy’s ass. This is about a football team?
Sorry, but there’s no way this is serious. How are the RedState commenters reacting?
The most reliable, and unintentionally hilarious-’cuz-it’s-true, distortions can always be found linked from Drudge:
“Folks, this is a huge deal. If Rush Limbaugh [can't own the Rams]… the narrative that conservatism is synonymous with racist will be further cemented in the public consciousness.”
http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/jziegler/2009/10/14/limbaugh-needs-to-keep-fighting
IOW, he says that conservative=[GOP]=racist is already “cemented in the public consciousness,” this will merely further cement it.
What’s this country coming to when white people can’t even do racism correctly?
When a drug-addled racist can’t purchase an NFL team, the terrorists have won.
So, tonight we are all bigoted, race-baiting, oxycontin-snorting, flatuent, blowhards being put in our place by uppity negros?
It is hardly worth being a fat white guy anymore.
badmuthagoose: Chrysler bondholders, GM dealers, bankers and stockbrokers…Will they be reduced to selling matches in the winter –
On the Russian porn sites the beautiful young women will be replaced by aging American Chrysler bondholders, GM dealers, bankers and stockbrokers giving blow jobs and anal sex to tough looking Russian guys to make their mortgage payments.
This winter there will be some very very strange fantasies in beat-off land.
That reminds me an awful lot of Peter Daou’s “Like All of Us” emo poem for Sarah Palin: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/peter-daou/palin-bashing-and-hillary_b_226518.html
Is there anything more tragic than “an NFL owner denied”?
Tonight, we are all pill-popping, blowhard-douches….
If we were all Rush Limbaugh the combined mass and resulting gravity would create a new Big Bang / Big Bust cycle.
Every underage child prostitute in the Dominican Republic is sobbing tonight - Uncle Rusty told them he would bring tiny little St. Louis Rams t-shirts for their thin, frail bodies the next time he came down there with a case of Viagra and a limp dick for them to suck.
dogscantlookup: I would say Cheesus definitely approves of Cheetos. However, the burning question is WWJD for a Klondike Bar?
I suppose the SPLC & ADL have written redstate off as inveterate racists, cuz I’d think otherwise they’d be all up in redstate’s grille about using the big H Holocaust to try (and fail) to drum up sympathy for The Bloated One Who Likes Boys. Apart from the obvious yet unintentional self-parody it is extraordinarily & egregiously offensive to compare the supposed “suffering” of these parasites to victims of the Holocaust.
Diskoh: ?he, egavaelc evisserpmi emos s’tahT
Every morning, as the hunchbacked Republican peasant who sleeps on a pile of rotting straw in my courtyard drops the drawbridge so that I can steer my hybrid Volvo out across the rolling acreage of my appanage estate granted to me by my Emperor Obama, a crowd of ragged Chrysler bondholders, GM dealers, and NFL franchise owners surge toward the car, opening their filthy homespun cloaks to point at suppurating sores and protruding ribs. Some have fallen so low they push before them their hollow-eyed children, hoping I will use one or the other of them for a bit of pleasure and reward them with a small copper coin. But I, secure in my wealth and status, merely sneer at them through the tinted glass and drive on, mentally adumbrating yet newer and sterner methods of disenfranchising the oppressed peoples of this world. I am Democrat! Hear me roar!
Wait, so if we are all Rush Limbaugh, I should probably be making a shit-ton more money than my unemployment check, right?
Tsquare is a multi-millionaire talk show host? A drug addict? A sex tourist? A native of Cape Girardeau?
Probably being a fool is the main thing they have in common.
Zhu Bajie
WWJD for a Klondike bar? I’d say lick Mary Magdelene’s sandy vagina, if I had to guess.
Zorg: oh noes, the oppressed become the oppressor!
A backward Limbaugh.
Heh heh — one of the RedState commenters has advocated boycotting the NFL. That’s right — if you’re a Republican and watch football this weekend, you’re a sissy RINO whore of SEIU and don’t deserve the title of Conservative.
My only question is, how is George Will orchestrating this entire thing from behind the scenes?
Today,I’d like to see Rush Hudson Limbaugh in a violent Oxycontin withdrawl seizure and a blood bubble coming out of his pignose.
Yeah, I love that guy to death.
hahahaha, weird. I was wondering this morning where the “today we are all” meme got started. Was it “today we are all ‘mericans” or “today we are all New Yorkers?”
Regardless, today we are all pain-killer abusing, Puerto Rico prostitute using, fat, idiotic, white men. Congratulations. And happy belated Columbus Day.
Crank Tango: Where can I read more about Rush and the ladyboys?
Eat this shit that’s dribbling from the rectal prolapse hanging out of your pompous ass…
Rush Hudson Limbaugh….mmmm…mmmm….mmmm
Rush Hudson Limbaugh….mmmm…mmmm….mmmmm
wanna buy a toothbrush, RUSH?
Formerly Known as KevoTron: The most interesting thing, considering how we treated them later, is that it was from a French newspaper — Le Monde: Nous Sommes Tous Americains.
Just two weeks ago, Rush was yucking it up when the United States lost the Olympics. The next week, the black man that he hates the most wins the Nobel prize. Now this.
You have to love when Karma actually works. Heck, at this rate, by this time next week, Rush will be living in an alley way giving five dollar blow jobs so he can by a little more hillbilly heroin.
Instant karmas gonna get you
Gonna look you right in the face
Better get yourself together darlin
Join the human race
How in the world you gonna see
Laughin at fools like me
Who in the hell do you think you are
A super star
Well, right you are
Is RedState writing Wonkette headlines now?
“We are all Rush Limbaugh”
Sounds like a punishment.
I can’t comment on this. It’s all too fresh, too raw. I need, I need some time apart, just to listen to the music of my own heart, and to collect my thoughts.
Soak up all the NCAA you can on Saturday
On Sunday, Enjoy your family, clean the gutters, put a nice trim on the yard instead of a hurried mow.
I’m sorry, I’m just — I’m just — I’m just a little sensitive right now. Tonight, the dreams of a great man died. Who’s dreams will be next? Maybe tomorrow your dreams will die. Maybe my dreams will die. Maybe Patrick Duffy’s dreams will die.
Seriously? Couldn’t happen to a “better” guy(?)
.Also.
zhubajie: lol I was just giving him some credit–they were prolly just regular boyboys.
snideinplainsight: Just let yourself grieve in your own way.
The red staters will have to switch to futbol like the rest of us. Ha!
The left wants to quash the dreams of “Oppressed people wanting freedom around the world”
WHAT?!
Rush is SO OPPRESSED!! Look at him! He’s starving! Withering away to nothing, alone and living in a Maytag box.
I should send him a quarter… we ALL should.
F*cking DREAM QUASHERS!!!
This confirms my suspicion that the Republican party is a conspiracy with only one diabolical aim: keeping Wonkette in business.
badmuthagoose: man, that’s perfect
You do have to give Tsquared props though. This is a great metaphor. If you spend your life pissing on people, lying, and race baiting, you just might find that there are some consequences to your actions.
However, I’m pretty sure no one at RedState will pick up on that.
american mutt: You know, maybe RedState switched to being a humor site a few weeks ago and forgot to tell anyone? It would explain a lot.
Am I missing something? WTF does “taking withering fire” mean? Is “withering fire” some sort of shittily-named prescription drug cocktail of which I am unaware?
Am I missing something? WTF does it mean to take “withering fire”? Is it some sort of shittily-named prescription drug cocktail of which I am unaware?
Oh fuck. Double post. I feel like such a jackass now.
I’m Rush Limbaugh? Oh my god! Look at my ass! My ass is as big as a truck, it’s enormous! And my jowls, they look like a pair of super-sized pork chops! This is awful!
So Limbaugh not being able to accept personal responsiblity for his actions is a terrible thing that we must all accommodate?
Nice to know conservatives do not even bother to pretend that they believe their nonsense anymore.
Athar: Mmmmmm….pork chops….I’m sure Rushbo enjoys him some pork chops. A n d…we come full circle.
Scarborough is on the box right now all buy dabbing his eyes with a hankie. He’s commiserating with Rush and calling this a free-speech issue. He’s ready to lead the table in chorus of “We Shall Overcome.”
LowerdPeninsula: Not as “full” as the several spare tires circling his massive waist line.
Pity that fat fraud? Give me a break!
GreatOldOnesParty:
That quote in the post was mind blowing, wasn’t it? This guy is completely incapable of self-awareness.
They came for the communists……Yes you went after them.
They came for the socialists…..Yep, you were after them too.
They came for the Unionists…..Oh, you and your pals have been targetting them for years.
They came for the Jews……Yep, you and your pals have been a BIT preachy about conservative Christian views, haven’t you now?
Wouldn’t it be great if that post was satire that somehow made it past Redstate’s gatekeepers?
Terry: Actually the slogan that they are surely referencing came from Paris in 1968. The main student leader in Paris was Daniel Cohn-Bendit who was originally a German Jew, and he’d been taking flak from the French equivalents of Limbaugh for being “alien”. So when 1 million Parisians marched in support of the students there was a huge banner which read: “We are all German Jews!”.
“First time as tragedy, second time as farce” isn’t strong enough to describe these asswhipes purloining that brilliant slogan and shitting on it.
It ONLY GOT BETTER this morning!
http://www.redstate.com/gamecock/2009/10/14/how-limbaughs-embodiment-of-mlks-dream-changed-my-life/
“How Limbaugh’s embodiment of MLK’s dream changed my life”
I shit you not
So, tonight, we have all become Rush? Well, that explains the pain in my ass.
I can only imagine the hell he’s going through, the shear depth of his suffering should inspire cancer patients everywhere.
They may have a point. Stanford is in court with two black eyes, looking “gaunt”, as the result of a “prison brawl.” Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.
Diskoh: Nice casabas.
Rush Limbaugh was born a poor black child!
mattbolt: That gave me chills. And then I had to go and puke. We shaaaalll overcommmmee!
mattbolt: This has GOT to be satire, right??
Based on the Newsmax/”White House declares war on Fox News” item and this, I’d like to propose a new corollary to Godwin’s law.
As more conservatives involve themselves in an online discussion, the possibility of a war metaphor being misused to hysterical effect approaches 1.
“How Limbaugh’s embodiment of MLK’s dream changed my life”
Anyone know where I can buy a voodoo doll that works?
Rush has become a metaphor for all of us? Makes me want to take a hot shower, to wash the metaphor off.
I am the Walrus.
Remember Mary Travers, died in September? That was the Rapture. She’s the only one who made it. The rest of us are now officially in the End Times.
Jukesgrrl: Joe’s right — it is about “free speech.” Rush was free to spew racist bullshit on the radio, some black NFL players were free to say they’d wouldn’t play for said racist, and Mr. Checketts was free to say he’s dumping Rush from his owners’ group — the “free market place of ideas” in action!
tiny mexican: My favorite “Here’s what I want to know: What is it going to take and how many women have to die from eating disorders until things like this Jessica Simpson cartoon and doctored Ralph Lauren ads end?” Because there were NO EATING DISORDERS before Jessica Simpson and Ralph Lauren ads.
The sympathy for Rush is the first sign I’ve seen of a cult of lack of personality.
nerd1951: And the best part is, they believe it should be placed next to the writings of Adams and Jefferson. FREEEEEDDOOMMMMMMM!!!!11
taking withering fire = getting strafed by ladyboy cumshots
Have you guys read the comment section on the original redstate post? it is beautiful! Someone starts it off (a non-conservative!) asking if the post is irony, and makes a reasonable arguement as to why this Rush thing is less of a conservative v. liberal thing as it is the NFL defending its brand from controversial figures. Almost immediately someone named Jack_Savage stings back with a well thought out and scientifically methodical response, namely: “You bailout whore, death panel loving, racist jerk.”
Jack then proceeds to accuse the non-conservative of being an “accused of child molestation, and we would like to get your response to that before you post further”, whatever that means.
A female football lover reginagroves424 has to point out that she is a fan despite her gender. She advocates all conservatives boycotting the NFL over this (that’s original), leaving only “Sharpton and Jackson” to fill the seats (once again, is this about ideology or race for them?) She laments “They have nailed Rush from fulfilling his dreams and with the taxes and the limitation coming to our freedoms and our Childrens when is enough enough .” This modern-day Nostradamus predicts that next they will go after the son of God “BECK” by “backdooring the freedom Act” (which is…? A bill about environmentally friendly vehicles? Why would anyone want to sexually defile green vehicles?!) and then will really teach BECK a lesson by “shut radio down the it will be true communist we will get what the Liberals are giving us now Lies so when…” and continues on into a six minute soliloquy sans punctuation.
Someone else follows up by laughing at the original post to which our hero reginagroves424 shoots back “Let see you laugh out the other side of you mouth if you can get your head out of your butt when you are effected and can’t buy food or have a job or told where to sit live or do”
God this is so priceless! Please have an wonkette post just dedicated to the comments section of “Tonight… We Are All Rush”!
Geez. You RS guys always were Rush minus the money.
I hear you Rush! The rest of the world hears you, and the people who knocked down Liberty and Justice will hear all of us soon!
i am not now, nor have i ever been, a “rush limbaugh”, whatever the fuck that is.
oh. i see. it’s that bloated thing. turn it over, let’s look. just as i thought. the only thing oppressed about that bloated thing is its hemorrhoids.
Vartan84: Ha ha, all I read in your post was “backdooring” and “BECK.”
I don’t know if anyone else has suggested this already, but we *really* need to get the artist who painted the moving “Christ presenting the constitution to MacCauley Culkin and a bunch of other folks” to paint an even more moving picture of our Lord, Rush Limbaugh, his paunch hanging over his loincloth, nailed to a cross labelled “NFL”, whilst a bunch of other folks (Hollywood Guy, Satan, our courageous american soldiers) look on in glee, horror, etc. In fact, I’m willing to chip in $50 for the commission. Who’s with me?
ante meridiem: This comment is an awesome “Win,” as you kids like to say.
Jennasaurus Rex: s’alright. last night we were all rushin’ into limbo. today we are all jackasses. the world goes ’round.
Zorg: Oh my. That brought tears to my eyes. But am I laughing or crying? I can hardly tell the difference anymore!
mattbolt: So, it is with even more sadness that I see ignorance and/or political correctness enforced like Stalinism (without the mass murder) among some NFL owners.
Oh noes! NFL got infiltrated with COMMIES AND SOCIALISTS!!!!!11!!
I don’t know about the rest of you- but I am not Rush. Not fat, not racist, not drug addicted- also could care less about football.
Today Meghan McCain is Rush Limbaugh?
SayItWithWookies: Things are in Cloud Cuckoo Land when conservatives are suggesting boycotting the NFL. What will their lives be like if they can’t live vicariously through the athletic exploits of young black millionaires while carmakers sublimate their sexual frustration into pickup trucks and robots dance on the side of the screen?
queeraselvis v 2.0: So Rush has been shot in the back of the head by Al Davis and all media records of his existence thoroughly excised?
They literally have no idea what they are saying. Someone just fills their trough with a few two-word phrases and then they make some sort of persecution goulash. (At least when idiot Daily Show fans blindly regurgitate their phrases, the phrases are something approaching “fact.”)
Vartan84: I read that, wasn’t sure whether to howl with laughter or weep with despair that these people vote. Assuming that they read well enough to follow directions to their polling place, because literacy is apparently liberal.
I love that in the Republican mind, the rest of the world comprised of socialists, fags, chicoms, savages, wetbacks, pagans and islamofascists unless they engage in illegal military coups or overt shocking racism. Then they are “people yearning for freedom” just like Rush.
We were all Rush Limbaugh yesterday. Today, let’s all be Pat Robertson!
chascates: Oh, Snap! That will teach her to stick her hand, or fat ass, in a running blender.
Today, Americans, we are all fat pieces of shit!
George Preston Marshall is rolling over in his grave…in hell.
Current Rams players honor the memory of Ernie Davis (I won’t play for that S.O.B., re: Marshall), R.I.P.
Diskoh: Woah! Thats a great booby, I mean book. I love Lohraw Ydna! Suspense writer, puts a lot of Masons, and Knights Templar in his stories, and boobies too. Or am I thinking of Erskine Caldwell?
True to form, having won an epic battle, Donovan McNabb will now break his collarbone.
Rilke: The 1961 Washington Redskins?
How quickly we forget:
“First Obama’s brownshirts came for the old people, but I was not an old person, so I said nothing. Then they came for Glenn Beck, but I was not Glenn Beck, so I did nothing. Then when they came for me, there was no one left to stand up for me.”
– My Wonkette
http://wonkette.com/410486/whole-foods-weighs-in-on-health-care-debate-because-honestly-at-this-point-why-not/
Und Jesus gingen die Augen über.
I want to be inside of Rush Limbaugh.
Jennasaurus Rex: Today we are all Jackasses now…didnt u get the memo we’re all Rush
Posted by Mike gamecock DeVinemattbolt:
It ONLY GOT BETTER this morning!
http://www.redstate.com/gamecock/2009/10/14/how-limbaughs-embodiment-of-mlks-dream-changed-my-life/
“How Limbaugh’s embodiment of MLK’s dream changed my life”
Notice the name of the guy who wrote it,
Mike GAMECOCK DeVine.
american mutt: Sounds like Redstate lost a bet to Wonkette and had to post that as punishment.
Zorg: Awesome.
Terry: That poem is a bit ironic. Anyone care to point out to the redstaters that they themselves have been going after the communists, socialists, and unionists?
glamourdammerung: Sheer genius. Also, apparently NFL owners and players should be forced (by the gov’t?) not to segregate themselves from people they don’t like.
Idly wondering…when Rush hemhorrages and deflates into a pile of blubbery ooze, what/who will he be replaced by? Or by what/whom will he be replaced. Your pick.
Rush’s Waterloo…….
tiny mexican: In her roster of victims of fat jokes, how could Ms. McCain forget to include Ann Coulter?
ante meridiem: WIN!
sati demise: So, is it the Poor Little Match Girl that is in your fantasies, or the poor little bankers and stockbrokers that dress like her?
I have a pain in my eye, now.
SayItWithWookies: Stuck in traffic for two and one-half hours yesterday after a semi-driver discovered the new “S-curve” on the San Francisco Bay Bridge, I heard The Little Guy speculate that President Obama’s fine hand was behind this injustice to humanity.
Jennasaurus Rex: That’s what Bull O’Really? experienced in combat down in South America.
Sorry I can’t get over that poem. Does it not occur to their tiny little minds that a) NFL owners not wanting to do business with Rush is NOT the same as the Holocaust, and b) they themselves have spent every waking hour going after the communists, socialists, unionists, and anyone who doesn’t think this is a christian country?
OMFG. There is no emoticon to adequately express my disgust.
Had we all been Rush last night, I suspect there would have been a mass suicide that would’ve made the Jonestown Massacre look like a Rams tailgating party.
Please redstate, boycott the NFL. That would be so sweet. The whole season. And when the season is over if anyone invites you to a superbowl party, just say “No, because the NFL won’t let Rush be an owner.”
And from now on, anytime your friends start talking pro football, be sure to point out what a bunch of liberal fascist communist socialist unionists they are. Then recite, “First they came for…”
memzilla: I don’t even need to click that link. It came from John Ziegler who is insane.
Has anyone told Rush about this new UFL thing? Maybe he could get in on that, I’m sure it would be happy with the publicity.
Zorg: I enjoy your thoughts here. Your newsletter and such…?
He’s certainly big enough to be a metaphor for all of us.
Zorg: Win.
bureaucrap: I am with you, O Internet Medici!
The Church of Realism:
Limbaugh says he believes he has been made an example by a players’ union seeking leverage in talks over a new collective bargaining agreement. And he says he believes what happened to him was an illustration of “Obama’s America on full display.”
Take that you … you…wait, my hooka went dry.
Thanks RedState, but I’ll pick my own metaphor if you don’t fucking mind.
Tonight . . . we are all obese, drug-addled, bloviating blowhards.
If Rush is us and we are him there’s still more of him than there is of us.
But I just can’t do it.
I can not be Boss BlunderRush.
The oppressed minority gig just isn’t for me.
I’ll have to continue to be Kenneth Gladney. Also.
Today we are all confused why someone might think our “Magic Negro” jokes are racist.
You all seem to forget that in Nazi Germany, Jews were barred from ownership of football teams.