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There is no question that the responsible thing to do is for GOP.com to resign itself to mutually assured destruction by way of asking KeepAmericaSafe.com for “humanitarian intervention.” (Thanks to Agent “Jason R.” for photo reconnaissance.)
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Paultards Have Obviously At This Point Already Subjugated GOP.com
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4:35 PM
on Wed October 14 2009
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Juli Weiner
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NO ONE IS MORE SYMBOLIC OF THE NEW, HIP-HOP G.O.P. THAN RON PAUL. Also, it must be hilarious watching the reactions of the old, staid, suit-wearing G.O.P. apparatchiks to the incoming, unwashed Paultard hordes.
http://our.gop.com/post/Joe2/photos/hello.html
NSFW NSFW NSFW
See it while it lasts: the face of the GOP!
GOP.com - needs more orc.
The faces of the GOP are growing in number!
As are the feces.
@mattbolt LOL!
mattbolt: He’s even red on the inside! Bloody fawking awesome. Cookies for that infiltrator!
mattbolt:
OMG, you need to put a goatse warning on that link. Not just NSFW.
The GOP allows that photo but cans my comment suggesting some of the people in their banner photos look like potential Obama voters?
mattbolt: i see hemorrhoids
Obviously, we must return to the gold standard! Obama’s stimulus package isn’t working! SOCIALISM COMMUNISM FASCISM!!!!11!!!1!
Oh.
Extemporanus: That Pedo Bear G[tk]P pic is a good one just to have on file for future Republican-related stories, for obvious reasons.
mattbolt: Ur link iz borked.
mattbolt: That would make a nice companion piece to this (NSFW), but I still ain’t makin’ it.
Though my resolve is weakening…
OK, I’m having just a leeetle trouble wrapping my feeble brain around this whole GOP assisted suicide thing.
Maybe somebody can ’splain it to me.
Do the Paultards hate the teabaggers more or less than they hate the libruls?
Who is crazier, the Paultards or the birthers?
Which subgroup of crazies hates the Messicans the most?
Will the commie democrat party force Rush Limbaugh to marry Willie Nelsons biodeisel tractor?
Will the GOP file for chapter 7, or chapter 11 come December 2010, or will they hang on until 2012, hoping the Democrats do something (very, unbelievably) stupid?
Again?
I need a drink.
I’ve seen epic fail in my lifetime, but this website is the Lord of the Rings trilogy of epic fail.
What with the goatse and the “what up” and the crashing and the dancing Steele, it’s very clear that the launch of gop.com is really going well. No doubt they’re all downing some gin and oxys over there in the self-loathing RNC IT dept. Or did they outsource it all to skoalrebel?
Extemporanus: I laughed so hard at that I got penis soda all over the keyboard. Again.
Ayn Randy: Photobucket keeps killing my pics—Pedobear, Coke dick, Levi Johnston centerfold, a few others—so I have to keep re-uploading them with increasingly lame file names/descriptions to get past their Puritan Security Force.
That’s apparently not a problem on GOP.com, however.
Extemporanus: …as a blak-man, many a times has my penis been described as the thickness and or length of Coke bottle. But this sir is the first time I have ever seen a penis IN a Coke bottle!
Well, they were begging for it….
RobPetrified: The birthers are crazier than then deathers, the deathers are crazier than the salters, the salters are as crazy as the dittosheads (they are dittoheads), the salters are crazier than the Paultards and Paultards are crazier than classic Randians and Randians are crazier than Michael Steele. This is different from dumb or craven.
Just a history question then - are all the Republican heroes dead?
That’s very timely, considering Halloween coming on and all.
Extemporanus: Definitely a GOP dick move. Into a plastic coke bottle.
Extemporanus: I need to know: a hobo with internet access or tenured?
Extemporanus: May I suggest imgur.com?
snideinplainsight: “are all the Republican heroes dead? ”
Chuck Norris Lives!!1
user-of-owls: Writer/artist whose had his hand and fingers in a cast for the last few months.
So yes, “a hobo with internet access.”
Downtheroadapiece: You may, and I shall definitely check it out.
Extemporanus: So God pre-punished you with the hand thing for all that you wreak today? I didn’t know there was some sort of debit card for sinning.
NYNYNY: RobPetrified:
The birthers are dumber and a bit more craven than the deathers, but both groups are not nearly as craven as the salters, who are also less dumb than either the birthers or the deathers. The dittoheads are both dumber and more craven than all three of the aforementioned, but nowhere near as dumb as the classic objectivists, who, ironically, think they are smarter then all four groups, though they are demonstrably the least craven of the entire pack.
Micheal Steele is an idiot, and should be craven, but simply is too dumb to realize it.
Is this helping at all?
AngryBlakGuy: If you’d like, I could take a few more pictures to give you a better look at it.
It’s beginning to turn the loveliest shade of reddish-purple now, and soon it will take on the deeply contused hues of a sapphire sunset over Chernobyl.
Suds McKenzie: I could swear I saw him get killed by Bruce Lee, who was killed by the Chinese, who arranged for two birth announcements in a certain hawaiian newspaper…
Extemporanus: You know that new “iPhone” takes great pics too
Smoke Filled Roommate: Should have termed that “cock bottle”.
Which one of you posted Mark Foley on gop.com? and Carl Spackler?
user-of-owls: I wish there were—I’d qualify for fucking a Black Amex.
PoignancySelz: I only use my “iPhone” for doing coke—the screen’s the perfect size on which to cut it. Coincidentally, I use my razor blade to take “photos”, and then I “develop” them on band-aids, Polaroid-style.
Smoke Filled Roommate: A diet cock bottle, no less, which means that the weight-to-wang ratio of the Coke dicker is likely quite large, and all but guarantees that they’re Republican.
rachelv: Those are still there?! I saw them last night I assumed that they’d be gone by morning. I’m guessing that the Carl Spackler pic was Gopherit’s doing.
Smoke Filled Roommate: Or Bottled Rocket.
rachelv:
Or Ted Bundy? Someone has to post Ted Bundy….
someone needs to make a skoal rebel page
Extemporanus: Didn’t they have a contest for new Apps? You could buy a lot of Bolivian Marching Powder with a new “gotta have it” App.
Why are we wasting time with chit-chat anyhow when that Hillbilly Church site is like San Francisco in 1849?
I’m enjoying the poetry of the “photo tags”:
Photo Tags
26th adam antelope ball Balloon bat Beams bear Beck big Bird Blue bowling Camacho Car dat Dew Elephant Elizondo Flower foilage Forest Fox Giant Glenn goalie gop Hector Hills Jesus kicksave Lake Laser Lights lush man mimes Mountain My News Night Orange other Palin piledriver Pink pipe Planet president rack Red rocks Sarah Saturn save Science skrimps soccer Thin Toy Tropical True Values Velociraptors vote waterfall west wrestling Yellow
Tommmcatt: I think they removed it, but I…know someone that have done that earlier.
Tommmcatt: Pardon me sir, but are you saying per your syllogism that the deathers are the least craven? I demand a retraction.
PS- Michael Steele: Twas a noble effort, but, as you said yourself, it’s not really a website.
Will somebody please explain the photo tags and video tags to me!
Why are these words listed as “video tags”? There are only 4 videos and none is about Santa!!!
All-Star Brown Claus Congress for Game Massachusetts Moshe Obama Santa Scott Senate Starkman test US
Does it mean Steele has been deleting the nice Santa videos wonketeers have sent in?
I don’t know whether or not the person who uploaded this picture knew what they were doing, but the result provides laughs regardless.
http://our.gop.com/post/JWhite/photos/2zxshp3.html
mattbolt: Hm. That link you posted = epic Web fail. What up?
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NYNYNY:
Well, so I did! LOGIC FAIL!
President Beeblebrox: yeah i was wondering what the “executing child request” was all about. I thought maybe I was on a central american bangtour with big daddy limpballs.
Whodini: Smoove. Very, very smoove. I wonder how long it’ll last.
Whodini: Definitely the Chyron of the day! god I cant believe its still up.
Crank Tango: It was faked, like the moon landing and I Cant Believe It’s Not Butter.
RE - GOP Faces page:
Brandon M and Marc M. — two different black face, same Black quote.
That efficiency!
Hmmm, they seem to allow blingees http://our.gop.com/post/Paul3/photos/50425253778013.html
problemwithcaring: I’d make a bet the faces are stolen from Facebook or other places on the web…
GOP.com should just accept their new overlords and know when they are beat. Ron Paul Nation’s figurative March to the Sea has only just begun. Today, they’ve burned down a figurative Columbia, tomorrow, watch your asses, Richmond.
Nuke ‘em from space. It’s the only way to be sure.
Also, G[pedobear]P needs to replace the elephant as their logo. Timeless.
AngryBlakGuy: Penis in a Bottle, isn’t that a Christina Aguillera song?
Gopherit: Hmmmmmmmmmm … stay tuned
The G(FACE)P has discovered Blingees!
http://gop.com/index.php/learn/heroes/?page=2
Whodini:
WIN!
It’s tragic that I don’t have all day free to spend on [url="http://comicbooth.com/special/gop.htm?http://www.freshstation.org/gallery/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=252&g2_serialNumber=1"]this art form[/url].
goddam, no BBcodes here, huh?
There are so many tons of stupid at that site. Here is a couple pounds from some poor misguided young black conservative. I hope this user is a spoof.
conservative
Main
hoping for the future
Posted by: ty williams on October 14, 2009 at 4:50PM CST
never blog before but i’v wanted to a couple things on my mined… iam a yung conservative african america in the age of obama and i think obama is leading us down one way road of self destruction. i mean with the unprecedented deficit spending a sinking dollar and a appeasement orinted forein policy. i am praying for some change i can believe in tht hope lie’s in a return to fiscal conservatism and a major shift in the current washington political balance of power IS 2010 here yet lol…………… also i support the only politician that i believe can beat obama in 2012 and its not stale or seemingly destine mitt rommney or dull no accoplishments t-paw smh lol………….. its the little known senator from south dakota john thune!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! look him up!!!!!
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Posted by: Bob Spangle on October 14, 2009 5:24PM CST
You, sir, have the incisive wit of a yung conservative african america Maureen Dowd.
Posted by: ty williams on October 14, 2009 5:35PM CST
lol sir i not sure if tht a complement or not… to my understanding maureen dowd is a liberal ny times editor
Yo, what up, Steele dawgs. Change the game, dawg.