CH-CH-CH-CHANGES  9:32 am October 14, 2009

Yo What Up “What Up”?

by Juli Weiner


Two seconds ago this blog was called “What Up?” He is running out of Wire allusions and “the Corner” is already taken! GOP Webmaster, please add Michael Steele’s new “Change the Game” blog to “Accomplishments.” [GOP.com]

 
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rocktonsammy October 14, 2009 at 9:37 am

I’d say the jig is up.

Yo.

steverino247 October 14, 2009 at 9:37 am

General Purpose faces? WTF?

catsquatch October 14, 2009 at 9:37 am
TGY October 14, 2009 at 9:37 am

Somebody tell Steele that ‘beta’ isn’t urban for ‘better’. Doesn’t work that way. Coincidentally, the next release after ‘beta’ *is* actually ‘mo beta’.

mookworthjwilson October 14, 2009 at 9:38 am

[re=434143]steverino247[/re]: I seriously doubt she is a repupblican. Her eyes aren’t cold or dead enough.

catsquatch October 14, 2009 at 9:39 am

I’d have recommended “In the Hizzy”.

tootsieroll October 14, 2009 at 9:42 am

[re=434144]catsquatch[/re]: nice!

Now Blingee it?

mookworthjwilson October 14, 2009 at 9:42 am

[re=434144]catsquatch[/re]: I thought Jabba had already been featured http://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/gopface10.jpg

bureaucrap October 14, 2009 at 9:42 am

Tomorrow, Steele’s blog will be called, “The View from Uncle Tom’s Cabin”

Servo October 14, 2009 at 9:43 am

GOP feces.

norbizness October 14, 2009 at 9:43 am

“Flip the Script: A Michael Steele Joint (Not that we’re for the legalization of narcotics)”

queeraselvis v 2.0 October 14, 2009 at 9:43 am

Those lists of accomplishments are hilarious, given that the vast majority of them basically reiterate the same message: No, seriously, Republicans don’t really really really hate women, blacks, and other minorities. Really. For real.

drpangloss October 14, 2009 at 9:43 am

How long before 4chan was winged penis(es?) flying across the GOP page and into the faces?

PlanetWingnuta October 14, 2009 at 9:43 am

I doubt she’s a republican too…i haven’t seen her face during the Teabaggers events nor on the teevee during the national conventions…maybe she’s Michael’s Niece…”hey honey do your uncle a favor and I’ll get you that car you want”

Zadig October 14, 2009 at 9:46 am

[re=434154]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: All it really demonstrates is “Hey, the Republicans used to be the Democrats, and vice versa!”

Egregious October 14, 2009 at 9:49 am

Don’t blame the playa, blame the game!

stratonike October 14, 2009 at 9:49 am

I don’t think Michael Steele is getting memos from the GOP anymore.

loquaciousmusic October 14, 2009 at 9:50 am

That’s a lot better than Trent Lott’s suggestion, “Notes from the Field (Negro).”

4tehlulz October 14, 2009 at 9:50 am

Ten bucks this is a random image from Photobucket.

Hopey dont play that game October 14, 2009 at 9:52 am

Today we are all blacker than Michael Steele.

ManchuCandidate October 14, 2009 at 9:53 am

This mess won’t end will it?

Terry October 14, 2009 at 9:54 am

Behind the scenes at the GOP, the white Southerners are plotting like heck as to how to dump Steele without seeming like even bigger racists than they already appear. Or conversely, they could be letting him distract us with superficial things while they get on with the hard core business of trying to ruin the country to the benefit of the political donors and the super rich.

HandsomePete October 14, 2009 at 9:57 am

Oh, we no longer have a miniature Michael Steele greeting/dancing for us on the home page anymore. Damn!

ForTheTurnstiles October 14, 2009 at 9:58 am

Wait, is this even a website?

ForTheTurnstiles October 14, 2009 at 9:58 am

[re=434166]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Let it never, ever end.

freakishlystrong October 14, 2009 at 10:00 am

[re=434147]catsquatch[/re]: Fo’Shizzle Welcome to our GOP Dizzle…

Texan Bulldoggette October 14, 2009 at 10:01 am

[re=434163]4tehlulz[/re]: Yeah or Getty Images–the same place where they get those neat photos for wallets & picture frames. Uh oh, I just gave Michael Steele an idea.

Buzz Feedback October 14, 2009 at 10:02 am

Bestest website ever.

stew October 14, 2009 at 10:04 am

I heard they booked Vanilla Ice for their upcoming youth rally…until they found out he was both white and homeless.

queeraselvis v 2.0 October 14, 2009 at 10:04 am

[re=434158]Zadig[/re]: My personal favorite: Republicans WIPED OUT THE KLAN but the Democrats BROUGHT IT BACK. Thus, Democrats hate teh blacks 4Evar.

PlanetWingnuta October 14, 2009 at 10:05 am

by the way anyone gone to the “why are you a republican” part of the site…i’m way tempted to go and write “Why am I Republican: In what other party can I: 1)Cheat on my wife with people of different genders. 2) Take bribes from insurance companies…I mean campagin contributions. 3)Say No the interests of my constituents so they’ll die early but as long as I can have their vote today. 4)Say abstentince is the way to go, but have my daughter get preggnant out of wedlock and parade her on the national stage. 5)Blast the Democrats for adultery and other moral failings and when I get caught say it’s time for forgiveness and its time move on. 6) But say that Homosexuals are the real threat to traditional marriage, meanwhile I’m ‘Hiking the Appalachian Trail’ with my very best friend and leaving my 4 sons without daddy on Father’s Day. 7)And hey there’s that great C house…and we know what the C means! Rhymes with Bunt, Wink wink nudge nudge.”

digibal235 October 14, 2009 at 10:05 am

1. The GOP faces should be more representative, i.e., Klan members, Timothy McVeigh, etc.

2. This wouldn’t work with the Democrats, you can’t substitute a black person for the “N” in DNC.

bricks October 14, 2009 at 10:09 am

Hey, what the fuck? They took away all the hip hop, and went and smoothed it all out on the R&B tip!

This is some bullshit!

What a sellout you are, Michael Steele. You disgust me.

couchbound October 14, 2009 at 10:10 am

He is running out of Wire allusions

Well, there’s always “the cheese stands alone”

teebob2000 October 14, 2009 at 10:10 am

[re=434169]ForTheTurnstiles[/re]: It’s not even a website.

Upon refreshing the homepage 10 times, only ONEST did it come up with a white male starring as the “O”. Is this what the Republican party is coming to? The party of teh coloreds and womans??? Lemme out!!!

Johnny Zhivago October 14, 2009 at 10:10 am

“Differn’t Strokes” By Michael Steele

teebob2000 October 14, 2009 at 10:12 am

…and shouldn’t his “whaaaazup??” first blog post be mroe properly called, “Lemme aks y’all sum’in” ?

One Yield Regular October 14, 2009 at 10:13 am

So they’re changing from “Pong” to “Hungry Hungry Hippos”?

AggieDemocrat October 14, 2009 at 10:13 am

[re=434151]bureaucrap[/re]: Bravo.

c-sick October 14, 2009 at 10:15 am

yo steele, wuz up wit dat?

Aflac Shrugged October 14, 2009 at 10:16 am

Hold on, GOP.com. This woman is not (a) a general; (b) a professional athlete; (c) Michael Steele. I feel certain a by-law’s being violated here.

Potater October 14, 2009 at 10:21 am

[re=434179]PlanetWingnuta[/re]: Too subtle.

TubeCity October 14, 2009 at 10:21 am

That young woman is smiling because she is so happy when rich people can still benefit from the Bush tax cuts. The happiness, it trickles!

P Drizzle October 14, 2009 at 10:22 am

[re=434185]couchbound[/re]: Oh but there are so many:

Yo Uncle Harry, tickle my (truck)nutz!

and of course there’s Sen. Clay Davis (aka fake-Charlie Rangel):

Nazi Pelosi wants to hype the public option? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit.

V572625694 October 14, 2009 at 10:22 am

[re=434144]catsquatch[/re]: Are you one of Dr Jampf’s babies? I’m sorry, Tyrone.

hobospacejunkie October 14, 2009 at 10:27 am

[re=434176]stew[/re]: And that “youth rally” sounded vaguely East German-ish. And because Vanilla Ice wouldn’t change his nom de jiggy to Vanilla Supremacy Ice.

totoro October 14, 2009 at 10:31 am

DNC should retaliate with an image of an unshaven white man in an confederate-flag trucker hat and skoal-bulged cheek leaning out of a pick-up truck window, to spit. This would roughly cancel out Steele’s latest web-inanity.

digibal235 October 14, 2009 at 10:32 am

Fingers crossed! Apparently you can upload your own picture for the GOP faces beta… or (hopefully) not your own picture, and 128 generous characters on why you’re a Republican. I already used Tim McVeigh, DIBS.

catsquatch October 14, 2009 at 10:37 am

[re=434205]V572625694[/re]: One of Jampf’s disciples. I spent more years than I would care to recall examining CS-US relationships.

chascates October 14, 2009 at 10:37 am

What it IS!

What it AIN’T.

poopsmith October 14, 2009 at 10:38 am

Has anyone noticed the “Accomplishments” picture of Howard University? Its a modern day picture (with a late model car in the foreground) that they turned black and white to fit in with the others.

I’m not sure they pay their interns enough for this.

comicbookguy October 14, 2009 at 10:41 am

So the GOP plan is…

1) Alienate all but the old southern white folks
2) Reinvent themselves as a young hip-hop urban party
3) Profit!

hobospacejunkie October 14, 2009 at 10:44 am

Oh, you can be sure they’ll be collecting underpants in there somewhere. Also.

PlanetWingnuta October 14, 2009 at 10:44 am

[re=434229]poopsmith[/re]: pay their interns not with money but with old wrinkled cocks !

El Pinche October 14, 2009 at 10:45 am
mackensie October 14, 2009 at 10:55 am

Hmm… I do notice something different:
http://hammerandsteele.com/?u=http://www.nambla.org/

El Pinche October 14, 2009 at 10:59 am

My old wrinkled cock isn’t even trying anymore:

http://www.fileden.com/files/2009/2/22/2334311/rnc_campbell.jpg

I’m done.

Zadig October 14, 2009 at 11:06 am

[re=434178]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: What are they citing for that? Grant? Grant stayed sober just long enough to sign that law, not to actually enforce it.

[re=434167]Terry[/re]: I don’t think they’re worried about looking racist for firing Steele. I mean, thirty seconds of video should be enough to justify that to anyone, Steele’s dog included. What they’re really worried about is that if they fire him, for being dumb, everyone might notice how cynically racist it was to hire Steele in the first place.

All the bitching that racist conservatives do all the time about affirmative action, and the VERY REAL THREAT that an underqualified black man might be hired somewhere, ANYWHERE, based on the color of his skin? They are looking back at the chairman elections and realizing that is precisely what they did. Don’t want to alienate the base!

proudgrampa October 14, 2009 at 11:13 am

[re=434166]ManchuCandidate[/re]: The G :-) P — the gift that keeps on giving…

teebob2000 October 14, 2009 at 11:16 am

[re=434221]digibal235[/re]: OK, I’ll take Eric Rudolph. That should go over great, since we all know how the Republicans really HATE HATE HATE the US socialistic “one-happy-world” Olympics idea.

proudgrampa October 14, 2009 at 11:20 am

[re=434255]proudgrampa[/re]: Nuts. The face was supposed to be between the G and the P.

Terry October 14, 2009 at 11:21 am

[re=434229]poopsmith[/re]:

Modern day Howard University is a well know bastion of conservatism.

catsquatch October 14, 2009 at 11:22 am

[re=434238]El Pinche[/re]:

Take all the time you need. We have your back.

http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj175/LazloJamf/g-p_bear.jpg

S.Luggo October 14, 2009 at 11:28 am

[re=434156]PlanetWingnuta[/re]: She was at the DC Teabagger event, serving lemonade and minding the chilluns.

I have seen her face on a box of pancake mix, also.

user-of-owls October 14, 2009 at 11:29 am

So, What Up is down?

twoeightnine October 14, 2009 at 11:41 am

You down with GOP? Yeah you know me.

EggplantParm October 14, 2009 at 11:46 am

From the “Who we are” page: “For a long time Republicans have been known as the “G.O.P.” with party faithful believing it meant the “Grand Old Party.” But apparently the original meaning (in 1875) was “gallant old party.” When automobiles were invented it also came to mean, “get out and push.” That’s still a pretty good slogan for Republicans who depend every campaign year on the hard work of hundreds of thousands of everyday volunteers to get out and vote and push people to support the causes of the Republican Party.”

user-of-owls October 14, 2009 at 11:50 am

[re=434262]Terry[/re]: No lie. Just last year, the winning number in Howard’s annual step-dance competition was “Stompin’ to the Right: A Tribute to Barry Goldwater.”

FMA October 14, 2009 at 11:53 am

Next he’s going to steal a line from Curb Your Enthusiasm: “Who’s your caucasian?”

WestEdEd October 14, 2009 at 11:56 am

It’s not a party until Skoal Rebel is the O

Bucky Katt October 14, 2009 at 11:57 am

What’s ironic about the list of “Republican accomplishments,” which is mainly from the 1800s, is that it tries to make it look that, deep down in their heart of hearts, Republicans are really Democrats. I mean, can you imagine the current Republican Party creating Yellowstone National Park? Or for that matter, enacting the 15th Amendment?

user-of-owls October 14, 2009 at 12:07 pm

[re=434323]WestEdEd[/re]: Report to Dean Pinche’s office immediately!

PlanetWingnuta October 14, 2009 at 12:10 pm

i wanna know why no one has put a KKK member with a hood in that 0 place…im serious…get on that shitz :)

HopeyDope October 14, 2009 at 12:14 pm

Did anyone notice how they have the “minority” folks posted more than once on the “Why I’m a Republican” page? Sheila’s little thumbnail pic showed up in three different places.

Zadig October 14, 2009 at 12:47 pm

Do they honestly think they can fool people into thinking that what the Republican Party is and does hasn’t changed radically in the last century (give or take a decade)?

Come on, Republicans, don’t even PRETEND that you want to claim Lincoln as your own. I mean, even if we ignore the whole “not being a dick to black people” thing, Lincoln firmly established the dominion of the federal government over the state, which I am pretty sure that you guys are still mad about. And Roosevelt? He interfered in the free, unfettered action of the SACRED MARKET, you guys. Dammit, stop acting like these are men you actually look up to.

In the impossible event that Teddy Roosevelt or Abraham Lincoln rose from the dead, and the even more unlikely that the shambling undead presidents actually WANTED to join the Republican Party, they would be promptly drummed out as hippy-dippy pansy socialist fascist liberals. They would lose the Republican Primary to literally anyone, including post-Watergate Richard Nixon and Mitt Romney.

MzNicky October 14, 2009 at 12:56 pm

[re=434238]El Pinche[/re]: Sweet Jesus! What have you done to our skoalrebel?

Urbanachiever October 14, 2009 at 3:32 pm

[re=434326]Bucky Katt[/re]: Maybe that’s why they stole the ad slogan from 1800 brand tequila?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OISy-tNOL1c

thefrontpage October 14, 2009 at 4:13 pm

Yo, what up, Steele, you got game–change the game, bro.

DP October 14, 2009 at 4:56 pm

This game have any rules?

AnSnarkist October 14, 2009 at 6:28 pm

Ch-ch-changes
Do want to be a richer man

David Bowie’s Changes edited for Republicans.

GreatOldOnesParty October 14, 2009 at 6:53 pm

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