“A White House press official was certain—the scoop on the poop was a crock. The press office checked with the Air Force One flight crew who said Bo had not desecrated the jet. Other big news beckoned: the health-care overhaul, rising unemployment and a debate over the war in Afghanistan. But we were nagged by a question—was the pile denial a White House cover up?” This is Peggy Noonan’s most prescient column yet. [PULITZER BAIT]
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Oh, poo.
The Wall Street Journal would be perfect for picking that up! Who said print media is dead?
I cannot believeth it has been seven whole minutes and no one hath commenteth. I lurk for the funny, people. Bring it. I command you! (<–”You” being used as the plural of “thee” as opposed to the plain old “you” that the great unwashed among us use.)
[re=433808]user-of-owls[/re]: Never mind. Carry on.
He who felt it dealt it. He who shoe-ed it pooed it. He who thumped it dumped it. He who filed it piled it.
Coverup! Original headline:
“Did the First Dog Leave a Number Two on The One?”
–Disgusted with his ‘Master’ on the health care issue, Bo Obama desecrated the…
Fitting this came from the WSJ; are they volunteering their rag for helping with Whitehousebreaking? A dog wouldn’t even shit on that.
I complain to WSJ’s subscription department about their political coverage being total bullshit, and look how they responded!
Free markets, folks. They work.
Why is it that when a dog defecates, one of the things people say is “he disgraced himself.”
Nobody said that about Rush Limbaugh when he shit the bed in the Lincoln Bedroom.
“The press office checked with the Air Force One flight crew who said Bo had not desecrated the jet.”
Bo knows Photoshop.
What’s next, Bo joins the mile high club?
Today we all shit on the Wall Street Journal. Imagine the meeting in the assignment room. Jones—find on whats going on with the healtcare bill, Smith—see whats up with the Afghanistan troop decision, Williamson—find out if Bo dropped a deuce on air force 1. Her parents must be proud of that journalism degree.
Wrap this up, I’ll take it. And put a Bo on top.
From the WSJ:
“About Washington Wire: …the Wire provides a succession of glimpses at what’s happening behind hot stories and warnings of what to watch for in the days ahead.”
God save us.
[re=433837]Sharkey[/re]: Along with Rahm’s leg.
It was a petrified shit Dubya took a few years ago. Dumbasses.
[re=433837]Sharkey[/re]: Two girls, one pup?
Better headline: Bo Gives New Meaning to “Taking a Growler”
Political Insight and Analysis from the Wall Street Journal’s Capital Bureau
Just savor the phrase — say it two or three times in a gravelly baritone
Arguably if it’s political insight there should be any haedlines ending in question marks
I’ll try door number 3, Monty.
“Attention passengers, we’re experiencing a full moon over troubled portuguese waters, please put on your oxygen masks.”
Bo Obama poops rainbow-colored Pla-Doh pellets.
First Obambi desecrates the Oval office by not wearing a tie. And now he is using your tax dollars to clean up his dogs poopee on AF1. I have no choice but to choose teabaggin
Oh no, a puppy may have had an accident somewhere! The horrors! Someone call the Mighty Maid, stat – and tell her to bring the sanitizer of doom! (That’s what the red phone is really for, you know)
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No, there wasn’t shit on the floor, “Love Happens” was the in flight movie.
Ah yes, the eagle eye of the media, trained upon the powerful elites to keep the citizenry abreast of the um, bowel movements of a puppy? Glad they’re focused on the important stuff, I am sure all of us have been on pins and needles waiting for a report on this breaking news. Thanks modern news media! If you don’t have our backs, at least you have the backside of a puppy in your sights. Is the next big event going to be “The Neutering of Bo-Live Coverage of the Snippage of the Presidents’ Dogs’ Balls”?
WSJ, dogshit. Yeah, so?
Our analysis of the “dropping” sample revealed a Barbie foot, several Crayola crayons in a variety of colors and several kernels of what appeared to be corn slipped to Bo from the Obama children. Here with a detailed discussion is the Whitehouse Doctor of Veterinary Medicine….
This wasn’t a stimulus package was it?
Proof that when the random chaos of the human and natural world does not spew forth something of modestly amusing note, the press will simply make shit up to avoid covering the real issues of the day.
[re=433837]Sharkey[/re]: Doggie style, presumably.
No doubt Chip Reid is all over this important story. Weird how this “story” breaks on the day the finance committee fucktards vote on their travesty of a giveaway to the insurance industry. Totally a coincidence, I’m sure.
Did anyone explain to Bo that the Number 0ne Rule is do not shit when on the tour bus!
Maybe that’s the #2 rule…
Rahm: “So. About that pile of shit on the floor. That was the dog.”
Reporter: “But, sir, with all due respect, that pile is at least half his size.”
Rahm: “It was the dog.”
Reporter: “Sir, where were you seated during the flight in question?”
Rahm: “I want to see you take out a motherfucking pen and write in large, legible letters on your motherfucking pad: it – was – the – dog.”
Reporter: “Sir, all I want is an honest…”
Rahm: “IT WAS THE DOG, YOU SCUMBAG!!”
This person has way,WAAAY too much time on her hands
The biggest piece of shit that was ever on Air Force One now resides in the Preston Hollow neighborhood of Dallas.
Didn’t the WSJ used to concentrate on matters of importance, like the US economy?
If the Foo shits, wear it.
this is funny, because I always wondered how Dubya managed to avoid shitting on the floor of AF 1 on long flights. Not like numbnuts was ever potty trained by Bar.
Must be a crappy day for news.
If it wasn’t Bo then who was it?
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