ACHIEVEMENTS IN WEB DESIGN  10:44 am October 13, 2009

The GOP Forgot To Download Its Young Leaders!!

by Juli Weiner

In a way, this actually somehow seems promising. Oh but before you go, Michael Steele has a question!


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hobospacejunkie October 13, 2009 at 10:47 am

No mistake. Young people want nothing to do with vampires, except for the movie versions.

proudgrampa October 13, 2009 at 10:47 am

“Truth in Advertising??” LOL

GreatOldOnesParty October 13, 2009 at 10:50 am

“The system. Is down. The system. Is down. The system. Is down. The system. Is down. The system. Is down.”

JamesMichaelCurley October 13, 2009 at 10:50 am

One of the GOP “Young Leaders” I’m look forward to see in campaign party mode.

GOP Assembly candidate sells sex toys for women

This year’s Most Interesting Job for an Assembly Candidate Award goes to District 5 Republican Stepfanie Velez-Gentry, who runs a business specializing in… well, what amounts to naughty Tupper Ware parties. Velez-Gentry, 29, who’s running against South Jersey power broker George Norcross’s brother, Donald Norcross, runs Nookie Parties LLC, which organizes “adult romance parties for women & couples.” (Edge, PolitickerNJ)

bureaucrap October 13, 2009 at 10:51 am

They were going to put in Aaron Shock (the hot one), but after 2010 he’s just going to be a personal trainer.

rmontcal October 13, 2009 at 10:53 am

A person’s face, it is like an “O”!

Also: O-FACE!

GreatOldOnesParty October 13, 2009 at 10:53 am

[re=433014]JamesMichaelCurley[/re]: A hetero GOP sexytime man?
I call BS.

Chain Tattoo October 13, 2009 at 10:53 am

I remember 404 Error — one of the great Republican leaders of years gone by. He had the spine to say “what you seek cannot be found.” Never bothered with opinion polls, couldn’t care less what pages the whiny liberal elite wanted to load, always ready to tell the straight, unvarnished truth: “There’s nothing for you here, now go away and cut taxes!” What a man. The party sure could use another like him.

The Toot October 13, 2009 at 10:54 am

I notice that a lot of the GOP heroes are of a certain, um, hue, as if party realignments never happened.


/sorry, low on the snark today, blame these bastards

The Little Rock October 13, 2009 at 10:55 am

No, no, no…not an 404 error. The website was moved months ago.

Sussemilch October 13, 2009 at 10:55 am

[re=433014]JamesMichaelCurley[/re]: pic (SFW) here for the curious

hockeymom October 13, 2009 at 10:56 am

Where is Meg McCain?
She is both a Young Leader AND a Hero.

Also, that chick with the backwards B carved on her face?
She should be on that website, post-haste.

proudgrampa October 13, 2009 at 10:56 am

[re=433017]rmontcal[/re]: Who is that guy, anyway?

Today, we are all O-FACEs.

freakishlystrong October 13, 2009 at 10:57 am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! And they list as one of their “accomplishments” as creating the Buffalo Soldiers! Yay, we were the first ones to send all the darkies to fight our wars! Mission Accomplished!

GreatOldOnesParty October 13, 2009 at 10:58 am

and people are still named Leonidas?

i don’t know if that should be the coolest thing evAR or just incredibly gay.

“THIS! IS! REPUBLICA!!!” (kicks Michael Steele down a well)

ForTheTurnstiles October 13, 2009 at 10:58 am

God hates a coward, sonny!

GDuvall October 13, 2009 at 10:59 am

[re=433020]The Toot[/re]: I like how they buried Lincoln at the end. “Oh yeah, that guy.”

Tundra Grifter October 13, 2009 at 11:00 am

Today, the GOP (Gangrape: Our Platform) is all Kenneth Gladney.

Again. Actually.

Voyou Charmant October 13, 2009 at 11:01 am

Is that a site for the future GOP in China?

Gallowglass October 13, 2009 at 11:01 am

GOP, don’t ever change, you beautiful lolcow.

Spiro Agnew October 13, 2009 at 11:04 am

I’m a republican because…

…I am a closet homosexual

Way Cool Larry October 13, 2009 at 11:04 am

to be fair, the site is beta, aw screw it, they just don’t have anyone.

Lazy Media October 13, 2009 at 11:05 am

In case you’re wondering who that old dude is standing in as the O, that’s Leonidas C. Dyer, an 11-term Republican Congressman (1911-33) best known for introducing a (failed) federal anti-lynching law (it foundered on a Dixiecratic Senatorial filibuster). Here’s the real reason he’s so inspiring to today’s GOP, though: “Dyer ran unsuccessfully for reelection in 1932, 1934 and 1936.”

teebob2000 October 13, 2009 at 11:05 am

Yep, something’s definitely fucked up here. I got a picture of big black lady from aCORN!!!!11 as the “O” in “GOP” when I went there. Really!

Yaybuls October 13, 2009 at 11:08 am

I’m a Republican because…

…the Know-Nothings and Dixiecrats kicked me out.

Formerly Preferred October 13, 2009 at 11:08 am

[re=433020]The Toot[/re]: Yeah, I noticed that, too. There’s something remarkably odious about the current GOP claiming people like Pinchback as a “hero;” as if the current GOP would actually have supported Reconstruction leaders in their fight against the Klan and the White League.

Does this strategy of claiming ownership of past Republican heroes (some of whom were legitimately heroic) backfire? Does it remind people of just how upside down the modern Republican party is compared to the party that had that name in 1870? Probably not.

Somehow, though, I am comforted by the fact that G.W. Bush and P.B.S. Pinchback will never, ever be mentioned together in another sentence again, after this one.

TVarmy October 13, 2009 at 11:09 am

Notice the Blingee American flag at the bottom? I think they’re trying to make a Wonkett parody site.

hobospacejunkie October 13, 2009 at 11:12 am

[re=433023]Sussemilch[/re]: Adults who feel the need to call sex nookie are icky. But bonus points for the sex toys, though making your friends come to a nookie party is kind of oppressive.

GreatOldOnesParty October 13, 2009 at 11:12 am

[re=433036]Way Cool Larry[/re]: Jesus, Mary and baby Joseph! You’re right!

The Sea Farmer October 13, 2009 at 11:13 am

Republican hero #4 (50% as heroic as Reagan according to rankings) – Octavius Catto, murdered by Democrats.

GreatOldOnesParty October 13, 2009 at 11:22 am

at least some of them have cool names.

GreatOldOnesParty October 13, 2009 at 11:25 am

From the Reagan entry: “Our country has to decide,” said RONALDUS MAGNUS, “whether we believe in our capacity for self-government or whether to abandon the American Revolution and confess that a little intellectual elite in a far-distant capital can plan our lives better than we can plan them ourselves.” (emphasis mine)

Ronaldus Magnus?

Holy fuck, it’s a parody site!

norbizness October 13, 2009 at 11:25 am

GOP Heroes? I thought maybe it would be a CGI Strom Thurmond with power bands and a robot dog sidekick.

Cicada October 13, 2009 at 11:27 am

[re=433020]The Toot[/re]: The “certain hue” in this screencap appears to be a corpse-like gray.

The GOP, white and oh-so-modern! Wonder why they do so badly with the under 35s?

Min October 13, 2009 at 11:27 am

I’m drawing a blank here.

GreatOldOnesParty October 13, 2009 at 11:28 am

I like the term “Reaganus Maximus” or “Ronaldus Prime” better.

GreatOldOnesParty October 13, 2009 at 11:31 am

[re=433057]norbizness[/re]: you’ll note that ALL OF THEM ARE DEAD and Reagan is the only relatively recent one.
Where are Kenneth Starr and Newt Gingrich?

Formerly Preferred October 13, 2009 at 11:37 am

More to the point, where is Don Draper? Or Roger Sterling? I mean, they went ahead and cribbed the aesthetic (, and it’s undeniable that Draper et al. are Republicans. Draper is probably the most promising leader in the GOP right now.

PabaBritannica October 13, 2009 at 11:39 am

Yes, Edward Brooke, the great Massachusetts Senator who boned Barbara Walters and was kept off the VP ticket in 1976 by…Jesse Helms.

Which one of these men do conservatives admire more these days?

jetjaguar October 13, 2009 at 11:39 am



Do NOT go to

IF YOU DO, Michael Steel will LITERALLY walk out onto your screen to steal your soul.

I’m not kidding you guys.

PsycGirl October 13, 2009 at 11:40 am

[re=433014]JamesMichaelCurley[/re]: She sez her products have “helped save marriages”. If only Mark Sanford had known.

OnTheLoose October 13, 2009 at 11:48 am

Michael is gonna axe us? yikes!

binarian October 13, 2009 at 11:48 am

[re=433088]jetjaguar[/re]: They must’ve hired some tech guys…..who quit before finishing the site….

PabaBritannica October 13, 2009 at 11:49 am

They should put up a poll and have it list choices for greatest GOP hero and just put Jesse Helms and then everyone else on that list except Reagan. That would learn them.

Flanders October 13, 2009 at 11:53 am

[re=433088]jetjaguar[/re]: Gah!

binarian October 13, 2009 at 11:55 am

Ok, they fixed the 404 issue….but there’s no actually people on the page….just a plea to become a leader.

Mustang October 13, 2009 at 11:55 am

Is it just me, or does that young rebublican leader girl look like a horny slut? Because I just wanted to tell Michael Steele that’s probably a better approach than the dog.

Mustang October 13, 2009 at 11:57 am

Oh! Faces! I get it. More than one. They keep changing. Cool. But this one still looks like a horny slut. I tell you. The GOP is onto something here.

Lascauxcaveman October 13, 2009 at 11:59 am

[re=433023]Sussemilch[/re]: She seems nice enough for a professional dildo salesman. Still it kinda bothers me that all these barely-making-it ‘entrepreneurs’ and Amway suckers are pimping for GOP because they think they are going to be wealthy someday.

Same thing with all the small business people in my family. Last election season, I can’t remember how many times I had to ask, “Really? You make over $250,000 a year?” The answer, of course, was ‘No, but…’

IrksomeKitty October 13, 2009 at 12:01 pm

Future leader of the GOP: skoalrebel (pissed off as hell obama needs to be inpeached)

Johnny Zhivago October 13, 2009 at 12:13 pm

Clara Barton is a FUTURE leader of the Republican Party????

That’s amazing!

SmutBoffin October 13, 2009 at 12:13 pm

[re=433122]IrksomeKitty[/re]: Are you new here or have you just been away for a few weeks?

[re=433119]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: “She seems nice enough for a professional dildo sales(wo)man.” This is funny!

Johnny Zhivago October 13, 2009 at 12:19 pm

Holy G.O.P…. I was about to join the Republican Party – but – sheeeesh… don’t tell anyone, they’re like loaded with black people!!! Like every other person!!! I mean, their website, it looks like they’re the freaking Nation of Islam or something….


Snarkalicious October 13, 2009 at 12:21 pm

[re=433023]Sussemilch[/re]: I call double BS. You’re telling me this dildo vending single (?) mother of 2, who cares for the old, the sick, the poor and the children is a Rethug? Not buyin it. I will take an 18″ Nobama Black Water Dong, a ball gag, a can of disinfectant spray and Karl Rove’s home address please. Oh, and some of them edible, crotchless panties. I’ll need to keep my energy up.

zambonirider October 13, 2009 at 12:24 pm

Fredrick Douglass? REALLY?

OpusOne October 13, 2009 at 12:34 pm

Steele’s subtitle of his blog entry was misspelled. Clearly, he meant to spell it “aks”

TastyCakes October 13, 2009 at 12:36 pm

I love that The Chairman is, like Wonkette, taken to using commas, for humor:

The Internet has been around a while, now. But, I still find it an amazing platform for innovation, not just in technology, but in life.

imissopus October 13, 2009 at 12:39 pm

Somebody with video editing software MUST edit Michael Steele into one of those old Budweiser commercials.

Oldskool October 13, 2009 at 12:45 pm

The 1970′s USSR look is making a comeback.

yellowdogdem October 13, 2009 at 12:45 pm

Edward Brooke? From my home state of Massachusetts? No way would he be a Rethug if he were alive today. Which he isn’t. In fact, he’s turning over in his grave.

yellowdogdem October 13, 2009 at 12:48 pm

Octomom! I want Octomom as a GOP hero! Become an attention whore and have as many babies as possible!

rxaver October 13, 2009 at 1:10 pm

But the search engine works flawlessly:

Your search “legitimate, alternative health care reform”
did not match any documents

Decker October 13, 2009 at 1:16 pm
teebob2000 October 13, 2009 at 1:23 pm

[re=433014]JamesMichaelCurley[/re]: She’s involved in so-called “Toys for Tots”. What kind of sick woman is this!!!????

A Better American Than You! October 13, 2009 at 1:25 pm

Agnew. Joe McCarthy. Nixon. Ferdinand Marcos. Augusto Pinochet.

Ah, those old school Republicans were so much grabbier than the Mark Sanfords, John Ensigns, and Duke Cunninghams.

Baconbits October 13, 2009 at 1:27 pm

[re=433012]GreatOldOnesParty[/re]: If only the RNC threw light switch raves…

Mahousu October 13, 2009 at 1:28 pm

I just went to the site, but I didn’t get an “O” face. Instead, it just says “P FACES beta.” So I guess they’re transitioning it to some sort of golden shower fetish site. Good move.

One Yield Regular October 13, 2009 at 1:40 pm

Who’s that guy in the photo? I can’t read the name, but he looks like Roy Cohn, the GOP’s bestest hero ever.

foog October 13, 2009 at 3:18 pm

Looks like there’s a submit-yer-own-pic plus quote option on the site. Y’all know what to do, right?

lochnessmonster October 13, 2009 at 5:50 pm

Where is Ronnie Raygun? I thought he was the number one GOP God.

Athar October 13, 2009 at 6:51 pm

I’ve got it: Sarah Palin and Mitt Romney coming out of an “Orgazmatron” together. That’s what they need on the top banner!

Long Form Def Certificate October 13, 2009 at 9:43 pm

[re=433027]GreatOldOnesParty[/re]: Baby, I’m ready to go. From the rooftop, shout it out. Shout. It. Out.

Long Form Def Certificate October 13, 2009 at 9:51 pm

[re=433260]teebob2000[/re]: Like when Tom Green had his grandmother use a vibrator as an egg-beater.

… Actually, that’s pretty much use as advertised.

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