Pajamas are a relative thingThe secret White House advisor (RAHMBO?) who upset Andrew Sullivan and other members of the “Internet left fringe” so greatly by telling them to wear real pants instead of pajamas, guess what his or her sentiment doesn’t represent? “That sentiment does not reflect White House thinking at all,” according to White House deputy communications director Dan Pfeiffer, “we’ve held easily a dozen calls with the progressive online community because we believe the online communities can often keep the focus on how policy will affect the American people rather than just the political back-and-forth.” Oooh, “phone calls.” “A dozen calls.” Has anyone ever not worn pajamas to talk on the telephone? [Greg Sargent]

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  1. I will personally buy pajamas and mail them to that guy, as long as you promise to take a picture of him wearing them and use it from now on instead of this one .

    Oh, and alt twice in one day. It’s an embarrassment of riches. Don’t think I didn’t notice.

  2. then i think…there’s some sort of ass under that whole unit. what does it portend for us humans, Dan Pfeffenshnauser? Yes? Not so smart with your dozen phone calls at the “white house” when faced with a gastro global event are you?

  3. Dear Jim Newell:

    It has come to my attention that you have made an unauthorized use of Mr. Roscoe P. Coltraine’s personal morning photographs(the “Work”) in the preparation of a work derived therefrom. Mr. Coltraine has reserved all rights in the Work, first published in 1987. Your work entitled White House Official Position: Weird Gay Bloggers Are Fine, Can Wear Pajamas If They Want is essentially taking Mr. Coltrain’s copyrighted material and clearly used the Work as its basis.

    As you neither asked for nor received permission to use the Work as the basis for White House Official Position: Weird Gay Bloggers Are Fine, Can Wear Pajamas If They Want nor to make or distribute copies, including electronic copies, of same, I believe you have willfully infringed Mr. Coltrain’s rights under 17 U.S.C. Section 101 et seq. and could be liable for statutory damages as high as $150,000 as set forth in Section 504(c)(2) therein.

    We demand that you immediately cease the use and distribution of all infringing works derived from the Work, and all copies, including electronic copies, of same, that you deliver to me, if applicable, all unused, undistributed copies of same, or destroy such copies immediately and that you desist from this or any other infringement of my rights in the future. If I have not received an affirmative response from you by Monday October 12 COB indicating that you have fully complied with these requirements, I shall take further action against you.

    Mr. Scruffy.

  4. [re=432564]Scruffy_The_Janitor[/re]: You do realize I don’t have much money to pay you? Maybe we’ll whip up some publicity, then we’ll both cruise to rich-ville.

  5. [re=432574]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: I am taking your case on a contingency basis. 45% is my usual fee, but for you, I’m only charging 55%. Jim Newell has deep pockets and is sure to cave in the moment I filed the complaint in federal court. Make sure you bring pants to court.

  6. [re=432571]Extemporanus[/re]: The best one was about putting bacon and melted cheese on your vegetables to make them taste better. What a great idea!!

  7. [re=432566]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: I always knew that you were weird and gay.

    However, your relatively fit avatard mislead me into thinking that you were not a booby-havin’ blobber with a baby-sized bobber.

    I sit in my pajamas corrected.

  8. [re=432575]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Vprogressive online community

    So no mom’s basement, Cheetos™, or Mountain Dew. Those are of Redstate.

  9. scubaix, that’s one of those things people use to grab stuff up on high shelves. I’m guessing santablogs uses it to pick up his hot pockets when they fall on the floor. And to wipe his ass, of course…

  10. Sure, sure “Pajamas are a relative thing,” but in this case pajamas would be a fucking valuable thing. (Also, as a reminder, Cookies are a sometime thing, love is a sparkin’ thing, and it ain’t nuthin’ but a g thing.)

  11. [re=432571]Extemporanus[/re]: i got to the debate as to whether it was a caulk gun or an obese elder picker upper thing. I think I don’t want to know. I think the knowing would hurt more than the not knowing. Chris, was i so employed in July that I missed that hurtful thing?

  12. [re=432583]Extemporanus[/re]: Sorry for the excessively slanty blogger wordy things. They slipped on some anal leakage whilst trying to escape from that comment.

    Now I know why you wear that beard bib and dingleberry diaper!

  13. [re=432580]Scruffy_The_Janitor[/re]: ‘Twon’t be easy. Hard to find waist size 81, (my “skinny jeans” damn near split) and I refuse to wear expandable sweat pants in public. They make me look like a slob.

    OKAY folks, show’s over. Don’t make me humiliate myself on this topic again. K-MART wants me to pay for that scooter, so I got enough problems.

  14. [re=432583]Extemporanus[/re]:

    Dear Sir or Madam:

    This CEASE AND DESIST LETTER is to inform you that your slanderous and libelous actions against the Mr. Coltraine has become unbearable. Such anti-social behavior is completely unacceptable and will not be tolerated in any way, shape or form. This letter is to demand that your continuing involvement in, planning, and encouragement of, damaging and untruthful comments towards Mr. Coltrain must CEASE AND DESIST immediately. Should you continue to pursue these activities in violation of this CEASE AND DESIST LETTER, we will not hesitate to pursue legal action against you

    Mr. Coltrain has never been a booby-havin’ blobber and has never had a a baby-sized bobber.
    This shameful campaign tactic must stop immediately before any further libelous damage to Mr. Coltrain reputations occurs.
    Mr. Coltrain and his peers have a right to remain free from slanderous, manipulative and high-pressure tactics, and we will take the responsibility upon ourselves to protect that right. Note that a copy of this letter and a record of its delivery will be stored. Note too that it is admissible as evidence in a court of law and will be used as such if need be in the future.

    This CEASE AND DESIST LETTER demands that you immediately discontinue and do not at any point in the future under any circumstances do the following: misrepresent my personal views, fabricate lies about our slate serving alcohol to minors, or make any other slanderous or libelous comments about Mr. Coltrain.


  15. Jon McNaughton’s next project is called “One Hell – Where Bad Conservatives Go” , it will be a painting of this fat guys office chair complete with scratch n sniff fly-overs.

  16. [re=432609]Scruffy_The_Janitor[/re]: [re=432615]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: I take it back.

    He’s apparently not gay. I guess we’ll just have to agree to disagree about the other stuff.

    Perhaps we could meet over a cold one to discuss things—what kind of cooking oil do you two drink?

  17. Mock the poor photo man as you will, you monsters, but he has kept many an orphan alive through the winter, nourishing them in his warm folds. He is my hero, and I would give him a great hug if I had much longer arms.

  18. Creepy blogger lives down the way from our place, registering his creepiness by flying the pre-1994, Yay Apartheid! flag of South Africa.

    Few weeks back, it was the Yay Bigotry! christian identity flag.

    I think he’s doing this on purpose, when he’s not blogging in his homo pajamas.

  19. Oh sure, they say the White House didnt think those things. oh sure.

    Pfieffer is going to blow a different tune when the phone calls lead to actual meetings.

  20. I only wear pants when my friends come over to play Dungeons & Dragons in my mom’s basement.

    OK, when my friend comes over.

    OK, I play D&D with Mr Gingham my cat.

    Damn you, Secret White House Advisor!

  21. Newell, I really wish you would stop posting my picture in here without my permission.

    And that thing on the wall is only part of my gun collection.

  22. Just for the record: I am clothed in a T-shirt and yoga pants. This absolutely is NOT pajamas. In bed I wear an OLD T-shirt and OLD yoga pants. And my mother doesn’t have a basement; in Arizona houses are built on slabs. So suck it, Rahm.

  23. I don’t blog. I don’t wear pajama. We don’t have basements in central Texas. But holy hell we surely rival Mississippi & wherever Fat Guy here is from in morbidly obese per capita.

  24. Wonkette, you’re the “Best Liberal Blog” for god’s sake. Who is in on those progressive blogging calls if not you?

    If you’re not the lucky baker’s dozen, we’ll fix them all good.

    If you are, please ask lots of questions about organic watermellon growing and Carter-era ‘stains’ on the Oval Office carpet

  25. [re=432715]Neilist[/re]: You know, you’re comments are usually too long for my short attention span that is usually impared by booze and other prescribed and non-prescribed drugs, but this was what I can deal with. Keep it up bro

  26. Would someone please give this guy just one tiny, wafer-thin mint so I am never tempted again to zoom up his pic to check his wall decor? Bllurrf.

  27. That picture always makes me want to quote that noted secular humanist Morgan Freeman when he and his partner, Brad Pitt, discovered the “glutton” victim in the movie “Seven”:

    “Why, this poor fella’s a shut-in.”

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