- Scenario: Rush Limbaugh buys a football team, because that is what rich assholes do for entertainment. Discuss. [Think Progress]
- Do you know of any good Columbus-related literature that might interest Matt Yglesias? Matt is familiar with the works of Philip Roth, but that’s about it. [Matt Yglesias]
- If you live in New Jersey Governor Jon Corzine would like to meet you and shake your hand and explain his platform, which consists mostly of talking massive shit about his Republican opponent — who is a total lardbucket, by the way. [The Caucus]
- Liberals, immigrants, journalists, et all: Please take back your hate. It makes Michelle Malkin physically ill. [Michelle Malkin]
- Tea Baggers! Do you hear the trumpet call? — Yes, it Erick Erickson, farting trumpet noises from afar — listen closely! Put down your annotated copies of The Fountainhead, take off your Continental Army Lt. Colonel uniform … it’s time to water the Tree of Liberty with Ayn Rand’s urine and run for political office! [RedState]
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From the pics I’ve seen of RedStaters, they don’t run for anything–except for the Ice Cream Truck.
Rush buying the St. Louis Rams… ha. I think the NFL players (2/3 black/negro/colored) might have a problem if they change the name to the Klansman and institute a whites only roster.
As for Malkin. She’s um, rich. Hate is only good if it’s directed at non-whites (except her).
M2 is an idiot/fool.
I do not waste my hate on endangered species like formerly important affirmative action right wingnuts.
New Jersey, can you please get your own TV stations, instead of throwing your political ads all over the Philly airwaves? I for one am sick of those two.
I kind of want to see the Oxy-man buy the Rams, now; it would be great to see a team come in consistently last after no free agents will play for them because of Rush’s ownership.
Chris Christie is Mr. Creosote.
Ah Malkin, always ready to use the tried-and-true 3rd grade “I know you are, but what am I?” response to any argument that might run contrary to her own.
“Grassroots activists need to start infiltrating the party,” said Erickson. “The only way to start getting [the establishment] back is to start pounding them with every fist we have.”
I agree. The Teabaggers need to do more fisting.
Attention Wonkers!
I really wish you wouldn’t link to Malkin and Red State. I hate to see them get the extra hits. Can’t you just sumerize the idiocy with a little of your snarky humor that we all know and love, so.
Riley, maybe this turns you on, but posting a link that involves Erick Erickson not only pleasuring himself to his being quoted in an article, but then attempting to impose his superiority over his sex partner by jizzing in his own mouth, was completely out of fucking line.
et all? Oh, Wonkette editors, my faith in you is crushed.
OK I generally avoid giving any hits to Ms. Malkin’s ilk, but I clicked over and read her article, then the comments…. then I actually read the wapo piece she was commenting on. It had literally nothing to do with what she was talking about, except for the places where Michelle blatantly lied about its contents. Dollars to donuts not a SINGLE commenter so much as glanced at that article. IS IT ALWAYS LIKE THIS? Has my distaste kept me naive to the true extent of the crazy? I feel deflowered.
OK, I wont call Malkin “Black”. I’ll go with that “brainless tit” one.
Malkin pretends that she’s being accused of sending a profanity-laden, name-calling email to Ms. Carney-Nunes. Too bad she obviously didn’t read past her own name there, or she’d have found out that she was merely accused of marshalling thousands of people to write profanity-laden, name-calling emails to Carney-Nunes. See, she’s as innocent as that DJ who incited the mass murders in Rwanda.
Maybe the Blacks don’t want to work for Rush, but he would fit in pretty well with the other NFL owners. On a related note, I am planning the Twins-Red Sox loser pity party. The planning committee is meeting halfway, in either Cleveland or Buffalo.
If not, there’s always the excellent Goodbye, Columbus.
Now, I has been provoked beyond all reason, and also, pictures.
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Carney-Nunes isn’t interested in talking to me.
If M&M starts listing all the people who aren’t interested in talking to her, we could be here all night.
They hate Obama more than they love America.–Jon Stewart
To: Matt Eee glace ee us
From: The Sea Farmer
Re: Excerpt from Chris Columbus Diary
One successful foray ended in my captain’s quarters on board the Santa Maria, with a deck girl who resembled a chunkier Queen Isabella drunkenly masticating my neck and cheeks. It had taken some time to reach this point–”Do most sailors take so long to get what they want?” she had asked (if she only knew!), pushing her tongue into my mouth. I wasn’t sure what to say, but then I wasn’t sure this was what I wanted. My throat was dry from too much rum, and her breasts, spilling out of her pink bodice, threatened my ability to… tell her how long most sailors take to get what they want. I was supposed to be excited, (heaven knows, i was about to discover America for Pete’s sake!) but I was bored and somewhat disgusted with myself, with her, with the whole business of navigating this world and ladies breasts, and then whatever residual enthusiasm I felt for the sea venture dissipated, with shocking speed, as she bit off my ear and whispered–”You know, I’m not wearing a chastity belt.”
[re=432371]WadISay[/re]: I recommend Buffalo, self pity is an art form there. Plus the bars are open til four!
[re=432396]Crank Tango[/re]: or should I say “sports-related self pity”, rather.
Is redstate going to take over the Republican party and run Palin for President? Cause that would be sweet.
[re=432345]Rascalcat[/re]: When I click on Freep or RedState, I buy a blogger credit. It’s like a carbon credit, but instead of buying trees, I go click on a bunch of links over at Mother Jones or The Progressive or something.
[re=432357]Barrett808[/re]: how about “et y’all”?
With all this popular backlash against the malignant racist hate speech Rush spews everyday, I’m surprised nobody kills him. He just goes on and on and on with absolute arrogance and impunity and is never made to suffer any consequences whatsoever. Glenn Beck loses all his sponsors, but Rush just keeps hatin’. Would someone just push him down the stairs already?
I’ll stop with the Malkin black thing.
Blacks have enough problems with Micheal Steele being sort of black.
P.S.,
Rush, take a drive over to East St. Louis for some house hunting.
Erik Erickson is the Sirhan Sirhan of Chris Christie’s.
[re=432360]Suds McKenzie[/re]: Based only on the Wonkette Spring Break photo, I would say Ms. Malkin was thoracically challenged.
[re=432393]The Sea Farmer[/re]: “The men gave a yell for Isabella/Out came the rum and Isabella” – Thomas J. Waller, “Christopher Columbus”
[re=432357]Barrett808[/re]: When I was working in commercial loan review, one of my colleagues wrote a review with the borrower last name “Etal.” I had to explain to him that, yes, he’d misread the Note.
[re=432420]Accordion-o-rama[/re]: Win.
[re=432487]liquiddaddy[/re]: If you haven’t noticed, Rush chose liberals as his enemies. Our worst retaliation is getting snarky on a blog. It’s people who go up against white supremacists who get themselves all blowed up.
Riley, Riley, Riley.
How could you miss the obvious headline: Erick Erickson comes out in favor of tea bagging, fisting.
Way back when I was still employed, today woulda been a day off. A day off with pay, mind you. Now it’s just like any other day, a day off without pay. I think I’ll just take the day off. Oh wait, I already did. Suck it, Matthew Yglesias!
I am still trying to figure out why the lunatic fringe gives any credit to Malkin the Anchor Baby’s screeds on immigration.
[re=432335]JMP[/re]: Maybe he can sign Elisabeth Filarski’s washed up manwhore of a husband…
“[M]akes Michelle Malkin physically ill.”
Agree with everything except for the “physically” part.
http://uglyrepublicans.com/republicans/United-States/Michelle-Malkin/malkin-foxnews.jpg
Michelle Malkin: rabid shitzu version of Man Coulter obtained from pound for $7.25. Rabies and distemper vaccinations extra.
Michelle: Please post more beach photos of you on your web page! I couldn’t find any new photos of you under the “photos” section of your web site! You promised new pictures from your summer beach trip! And please post some of the pictures from your Las Vegas, Cancun and Baha trips, too! Thank you!
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