He finds that if he can just make a list of three modest things to accomplish each day, and then accomplish those things, then the day will have been a success, and he can be happy and won’t have to drink so much at night. [Twitter/Arnold Schwarzenegger via SFist]

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  1. That’s a pretty healthy=looking breakfast. I would imagine he actually eats several brauts, some fried potatoes, a couple of fried eggs, and a dark bock. At least that’s one of my favorites.

  2. I can promise you that thinking of nice things and accomplishing stuff does not actually end up affecting how much you need to drink at night.

  3. [re=431327]SayItWithWookies[/re]: I think they second guessed it when they fist concocted it. But then said ‘Ah f&#k it, this is San Francisco you know.’

  4. It’s nice to see that Arnold starts his day off in much the same way as SkoalRebel:

    A mess o’ grits, a big bowl of under-the-counter pharmaceuticals, and a piping hot dip spit double latte.

  5. Dexamyl is good for breakfast, but I’m having trouble getting it these days and have to make due with adderall + fioricet. Life is hard sometimes.

  6. Arnold already agreed to not go after all the money Enron stole ($7-$8 billion) as a condition of being elected, so his reward awaits upon his leaving office. Probably in the form of strenous speaking engagements at $100,000 a pop.

  7. Why the hell did we ever think it would be a good idea to have Arnold Schwarzenegger as our Governor?

    Less playing with your food, more fixing the goddam state. Kthxbai.

  8. [re=431363]Extemporanus[/re]: I once had a proud redneck acquaintance who would would sometimes eat fried onions seasoned with (swear to G-d) Skoal Wintergreen. He would think that Huckabee’s squirrel stew was effete. He also once said to me: “Ya know, when I first started chewin’ I used to spit.” He didn’t use a spit-cup, and didn’t seem to need one.

  9. What’s the Vegas line on whether he eats it or just cums on it. Cuz I got a fiver burnin a hole in my pocket.

    Picture the options.

    Have a nice weekend.

  10. Sweet baby sky jeebus, I tried to warn everyone, but would they listen to me? Fuck no. Voting against him was my last act of disobedience before leaving CA…

  11. The Oliver Peoples Riley horn-rims and sparkly highlighter?

    Why, he’s nothing but a girly man!

    Breakfast should have been a heaping dish of kaiserschmarrn with a Davidoff Dom PĂ©rignon Churchill chaser.

    Sacramento has not been good to you, Ahnold…

  12. [re=431688]schvitzatura[/re]: hold on, just googling “Oliver Peoples Riley”…ah, I see, available at Saks, hmmm, um…schvitzatura are you actually Peggy Noona??? Cmon, tell us the truth.

  13. He won office by attracting the votes of people in Fantasyland.

    He made grand speeches (well, sort of), to the rapturous applause of the same dipshits.

    The very first time he faced the reality of political office, he sprayed the room with his fake machine gun… and no-one fell down.

    It’s been all down hill from there.

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