Wonkette
He finds that if he can just make a list of three modest things to accomplish each day, and then accomplish those things, then the day will have been a success, and he can be happy and won’t have to drink so much at night. [Twitter/Arnold Schwarzenegger via SFist]
Eef Ah can jus eet de fayce of a fahnnie-looookeeng mahn, eet gets me hahppy fo de rest uh de daie.
its the steroids
The “phase” is called “old age.”
Arnolds TTD List:
1) Crush your enemies.
2) See them driven before you.
3) Hear the lamentation of their women.
SFist is a very unfortunate choice of abbreviations.
That’s a pretty healthy=looking breakfast. I would imagine he actually eats several brauts, some fried potatoes, a couple of fried eggs, and a dark bock. At least that’s one of my favorites.
Fruit, glass of beer, a cigar, and something with rabbit pellets on it. I start my day the same way.
Suds McKenzie: Win.
I can promise you that thinking of nice things and accomplishing stuff does not actually end up affecting how much you need to drink at night.
SayItWithWookies: I think they second guessed it when they fist concocted it. But then said ‘Ah f&#k it, this is San Francisco you know.’
[not pictured: huge spliff]
apparently our governor is kathy geiss.
Anyone have the stones to tell Ahnie his brekkie is for girlie men?
Didn’t think so.
SayItWithWookies: Schwarzenegger puts the “S” in “SFist”, and the “fist” in the “Shriver”.
That’s funny. My Wellbutrin isn’t colored blue.
S.Luggo: I agree.
so this eating of something smiling at you, this is a teutonic thing?
It’s nice to see that Arnold starts his day off in much the same way as SkoalRebel:
A mess o’ grits, a big bowl of under-the-counter pharmaceuticals, and a piping hot dip spit double latte.
slappypaddy: My first thought was that he’s so lonely that he needs an Oatmeal Friend. Whom he then viciously BETRAYS.
Extemporanus: A jerry-rigged breakfast.
Dexamyl is good for breakfast, but I’m having trouble getting it these days and have to make due with adderall + fioricet. Life is hard sometimes.
Wait, is that a Bloody Mary?
Arnold already agreed to not go after all the money Enron stole ($7-$8 billion) as a condition of being elected, so his reward awaits upon his leaving office. Probably in the form of strenous speaking engagements at $100,000 a pop.
Smoke Filled Roommate: It’s so soft and warm, like a shart.
This pretty much explains the budget crisis.
Why the hell did we ever think it would be a good idea to have Arnold Schwarzenegger as our Governor?
Less playing with your food, more fixing the goddam state. Kthxbai.
What’s in that glass? Beer and Weight-Gain 3000 formula?
ScaredShitless: SmutBoffin: Duh, Arnold? It’s robot juice.
Extemporanus: I once had a proud redneck acquaintance who would would sometimes eat fried onions seasoned with (swear to G-d) Skoal Wintergreen. He would think that Huckabee’s squirrel stew was effete. He also once said to me: “Ya know, when I first started chewin’ I used to spit.” He didn’t use a spit-cup, and didn’t seem to need one.
What’s the Vegas line on whether he eats it or just cums on it. Cuz I got a fiver burnin a hole in my pocket.
Picture the options.
Have a nice weekend.
That’s a man desperate to have a BM as one of the three things.
The berry diversity caucus expresses concern over the governor’s overt discrimination.
SmutBoffin: Hey man, don’t hock it ’til ya try it.
SmutBoffin: Did your redneck friend die of throat cancer or stomach cancer?
SayItWithWookies: I was thinking more along the lines of ‘Sfist, like ‘Swonderful.
There’s the problem right there, Arnie. Your breakfast is backwards. That could fuck you up for the whole day.
He keeps the Conan sword beside his desk and he gets smiley faces on his Uberflakes. I fucking love this guy.
Too much fibre. Girly man.
Schwarzenegger really is a new Reagan.
Aww, I feel sorry for him. Maybe he can watch those old Nixon/Humphrey debate tapes he used to talk about so much to cheer him up.
Sweet baby sky jeebus, I tried to warn everyone, but would they listen to me? Fuck no. Voting against him was my last act of disobedience before leaving CA…
The Oliver Peoples Riley horn-rims and sparkly highlighter?
Why, he’s nothing but a girly man!
Breakfast should have been a heaping dish of kaiserschmarrn with a Davidoff Dom Pérignon Churchill chaser.
Sacramento has not been good to you, Ahnold…
I guess he’s discovered that real life isn’t like in the movies.
The oatmeal looks deranged and could use that spoon as a weapon, possibly as revenge for Jingle All The Way.
1. Sit for Botox touch-up.
2. Choose hairpiece.
3. Eat bag of dicks.
The only thing that Arnold’s happy breakfast is missing is a kitten screaming “ME NO WANT!”.
schvitzatura: hold on, just googling “Oliver Peoples Riley”…ah, I see, available at Saks, hmmm, um…schvitzatura are you actually Peggy Noona??? Cmon, tell us the truth.
That’s weisebier in the glass. DenisMN really should just get himself some lube and jerk off.
He won office by attracting the votes of people in Fantasyland.
He made grand speeches (well, sort of), to the rapturous applause of the same dipshits.
The very first time he faced the reality of political office, he sprayed the room with his fake machine gun… and no-one fell down.
It’s been all down hill from there.
1. Kicken den Exercisemachinen.
2. Ficken die Kalifornialeute.
3. Licken die Mariaarsche.
So what’s in the glass? A urine smoothie?
Beautiful.
Healthy breakfast? Check!
Reading glasses? Check!
Important Papers? Check!
Jewel incrusted dildo? Check!
READY TO GOVERN!