Olympia Snowe Is SO LUCKY That Alan Grayson Did Not Have Time To Go To Kinko's

Alan Grayson! Yes! Who even is this guy, and yet, ALAN GRAYSON. Watch Alan Grayson carry on for like four minutes about how much he hates Olympia Snowe and her whole stupid state. He's like, " Maine ? Hardly!" Seriously, he basically says this.

Fuck you, Olympia Snowe:

"I want to remind us all that Olympia Snowe was not elected President last year. Olympia Snowe has no veto power in the Senate. Olympia Snowe represents a state with one half of one percent of America's population."

Listen, for serious, all Alan Grayson wants is health care for America. He doesn't care if this bill gets zero votes in the Senate, he just does not give a shit, so long as this does interfere with his benevolent goal of health care:

"America doesn't care if it gets 51 votes in the Senate or 60 votes in the Senate or 83 votes in the Senate. In fact, America doesn't even care about that, it doesn't care about that at all. [...] But America does care about health care. If you're against it, then get out of the way. Just get out of the way."

So... Alan Grayson might not understand what "Senate" is, is the point.

[ Huffington Post ]