The prettiest memorial of allOne of the very very important court cases the Supreme Court is tackling during its first week back is Salazar vs. Buono, about “whether a 5-foot cross on federal government land in the Mojave National Preserve violates the Constitution’s Establishment Clause.” This dumb cross is a memorial to World War I, specifically, and it is currently BOARDED UP because one religion or another got mad at the Christian religion. These people are all completely insane. But most insane is Antonin Scalia, who got all hot and bothered during Tuesday’s hearing!

Antonin Scalia has read this case and can only decide, WHAAAAA?

He looks particularly queasy when Peter Eliasberg—the ACLU lawyer whose client objects to crosses on government land—suggests partway through the morning that perhaps a less controversial World War I memorial might consist of “a statue of a soldier which would honor all of the people who fought for America in World War I and not just the Christians.”

“The cross doesn’t honor non-Christians who fought in the war?” Scalia asks, stunned.

“A cross is the predominant symbol of Christianity, and it signifies that Jesus is the son of God and died to redeem mankind for our sins,” replies Eliasberg, whose father and grandfather are both Jewish war veterans.

“It’s erected as a war memorial!” replies Scalia. “I assume it is erected in honor of all of the war dead. The cross is the most common symbol of … of … of the resting place of the dead.”

Eliasberg dares to correct him: “The cross is the most common symbol of the resting place of Christians. I have been in Jewish cemeteries. There is never a cross on a tombstone of a Jew.”

“I don’t think you can leap from that to the conclusion that the only war dead the cross honors are the Christian war dead,” thunders Scalia. “I think that’s an outrageous conclusion!”

Who knows how Scalia will vote!

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  1. Seriously, I’m a card carrying member of the ACLU, but the fact that they whine and bitch about trivial shit like this makes me think twice about my support for them.

  2. Shouldn’t that headline be: “Scalia Gets Cross During Christian-y Court Case”?

    Also, the only government-backed monument ever erected in honor of all of the war dead was Dick Cheney’s faux-marble penis, back in 2003, for exactly 37 seconds.

  3. When Jocko the gerbel died, we buried him with full military honors in the backyard in Brooklyn and topped him off with a little cross. Nobody complained. Shoulda’ seen the little 21 gun salute. snffff.

  4. I’m not advocating violence, but I will pay someone to punch Scalia in his stupid fucking mouth. I won’t pay anything extra for this, but if he sees Scalia getting hit, Thomas will step up to get one as well.

  5. I’m too lazy & hare-brained to count ’em all, but aren’t we dangerously close to a papist majority on the supreme court? Or are we already there? Opus Dei, indeed. Scalia’s probably a raging cunt all the time because he’s wearing barbed wire underwear as dictated by the fascist founder of Opus Dei.

  6. Who knows how Scalia will vote!

    True dat. I mean, he was brave enough to claim that merely being innocent should not be enough to prevent you from going to jail or being executed. I’m pretty sure he’ll be as equally open minded about the whole cross thingie.

  7. If the Vatican were to make him a cardinal and provide all the altar boys he can eat, would Scalia consider stepping down from the SCOTUS? We must have something the Pope wants, to make this happen.

  8. I’ve been to the cross and I have a number of observations:
    It is in absolutely the middle of goddamned nowhere.
    It is small and old and shabby.
    It is a really sad monument, no matter how worthy the cause.

    The amount of attention this crappy old cross on a rock in a place that hardly anyone ever goes is getting simply boggles my mind.

  9. This is a Christian nation. Just look at those coins in your pocket. That proves it! Q.E.D., “Supreme” Court.

    Or as Homer Simpson put it, “Christmas is that time of year when Jews and Muslims and Christians come together to worship the one true God: Jesus.”

  10. Sometimes I think Scalia’s secretly trying to help liberals by making conservatives seem so batshit insane. If it weren’t for him, I’d probably be with ’em on this one. It’s a cross, in a box, on a stick, in a desert. Some war vet stuck it up eighty years ago. Call it historic and leave it at that.

  11. Ergo, Scalia must conclude that it would be perfectly alright to replace the monument’s cross with a star of David.

    Personally, I would have had no problem had the now sadly defunct Bibleland, formerly out on I-10 near the beginning of the Mojave, been incorporated into the park system as a National Monument of Exceptional Kitsch.

  12. [re=429720]bitchincamaro[/re]: I’m sorry for your loss.

    In honor of Jocko, I’ve contacted the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints and requested that they posthumuously re-batize him in the Mormon faith. It’s what he—and his former lover Richard Gere—clearly would’ve wanted.

    My fish died on Tuesday. His name was “Alpha”, and you’re welcome to doing anything to his soul that you wish, if you can find it. (And good luck with that. Fin-face was a real fuckin’ asshole.)

  13. He’s kidding right? Christians DO understand that the cross has NO MEANING, (other than perhaps, say, millenia of bloody persecution), for non Christians?

  14. Well, Catholic does mean “all-encompassing.” Thus the cross doesn’t symbolize a religion so much as it does the entire state of humanity, as it is warmly embraced by Catholics. It’s just a pity all those Jewish, Muslim, Hindu, atheist and other Catholics still cling to their little parochial social groups that they like to think of as religions, beliefs or worldviews. But they’ll learn when they meet their omnibenevolent Creator, right before he tosses them into Hell.

  15. Is there some way to just have Scalia be removed from all of Planet Earth? I don’t mean dead by any means, just not on Earth. Maybe we can just let him live on the moon with nothing but the moon buggy (lucky!) and a space suite that looks like his judge dress thing.

    Once in a while we can send him cases to adjudicate and then televise his ruling, he’ll feel important and we can all just laugh at the obvious onset of his space madness as he explains that the defendant is not only a ham sandwich but should be free to replace the entire population of Canada with who and whatever he sees fit.

  16. [re=429734]One Yield Regular[/re]: Ahh, but they don’t. That’s how this started. Someone wanted to put up another monument with a religious symbol that wasn’t Christian. They were not allowed. They sued.

    Here we are.

  17. [re=429724]hobospacejunkie[/re]: Oh, we’ve got a veto-proof 2/3 majority of papists on the court now, if you count Ms. Wise Latina Crypto-Muslin, and Thomas, who is a convert. The Founding Fathers are spinning in their graves.

    Is there anything lamer than someone who decides, as an adult, that the faith they were brought up in just isn’t loony enough, and they need to worship the Pope, Xenu, or Joseph Smith’s Electric Technicolor Planet Builders Inc.? I’m looking at you, Glenn Beck.

  18. If we’re going to have Christian symbols to memorialize war dead, only Christians should be sent to die in wars. The Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, Wiccans and devil-worhsipping wonketteers get a “Get Out of War Free” card.

  19. If someone puts a fucking cross over my grave I’m going to resurrect & kick that person’s ass. After I kick that person’s ass for burying me instead cremating.

  20. Hey, Scalia just invented a funny little game!

    “What? The Bible doesn’t honor Atheists?” Scalia asks, stunned.

    “Huh? NAMBLA doesn’t represent all married heterosexual men?” Scalia asks, stunned.

    “Eh? The Supreme Court doesn’t only rule in favor of rich elites?” Scalia asks, stunned. “I think that’s an outrageous conclusion!”

  21. I been there! (very beautiful, except for this stupid fuckin’ cross.) There are many patches of privately owned land in that area, but supporters don’t wanna move the damn cross because then it won’t be on this main road any more. With their stupid Easter Sunrise services & god knows what else.

  22. [re=429744]Extemporanus[/re]: Ha! We are so screwed, 5 papists to 2 Jews to 1 protestant to 1…Episcopalian? Episkopoi aren’t protestant? I know next to nothing about Xtianity (not out of hostility but rather boredom) but I would fail that SAT question. Aren’t all the non-catholics protestant (xcluding the weird stuff like white mormonism?)

  23. [re=429755]Lazy Media[/re]: Thomas was a convert? Really?
    Uggh. Explains a lot. Born and raised Catholics are bad enough, but it’s a well-known fact that the converts are the looniest ones of them all.

  24. “There is a reality that exists outside of my own head with other people who think and believe differently than me,” thunders Scalia. “I think that’s an outrageous conclusion!”

  25. I guess I’ll change my plan to simply dance on Scalia’s grave when he finally dies
    (not that I’m advocating violence, but in a just world he will die before me); I think
    I’ll hold a full-on wiccan voodoo hindu judo ritual on his grave.

  26. [re=429755]Lazy Media[/re]: It’s like you’re reading my mind, man. Nothing lamer, though I’d give the lame prize (dinner with joe lieberman) to adult-convert mormons, as xenu people are obviously mentally ill & catholic converts are either OCD & need some ritual or are into BDSM (or is it BSDM?) Or they’re fascists.

  27. Wonder what Scalia thinks of the plaintiff in this case — a Mojave park ranger who is a practicing Catholic and who keeps several crosses on the walls of his house (saw ’em on the Brian Williams Being Ernest Report last night).

  28. I would pay good money to someone who could plant child porn in Scalia’s home in a convincing enough fashion for him to be convicted. If that’s even necessary. For all I know a simple search warrant would suffice.

  29. I think Scalia might be trying to impress the new girl. He was taunting her and pulling her hair at recess, which means he likes her.

  30. Wait until the nazi Pope hears that Scalia doesn’t think a cross is the symbol of Christianity. He’ll cast his soul into the pit of infernal ones.

  31. [re=429708]jagorev[/re]: i agree with you up until the point where one of the justices of the f’ing supreme court refuses to acknowledge that the cross is a xtian construct. at that point it stops really being about the triviality of the issue at hand and more about all those trivial issues adding up to a massive xtian bias in this country.

  32. [re=429751]Terry[/re]: Ginzburg, Breyer, Stevens and Sotomayor would be rolling their eyes because of the lameness of the argument. Thomas would be rolling his eyes because he was jerking off.

  33. [re=429773]hobospacejunkie[/re]: According to Mike Huckabee, Mormons are not Christians. And he should know, since he’s a Baptist preacher and they’re like, infallible or something.

  34. Next he’ll deny that paintings of the Virgin Mary holding baby Jesus with his crown and his holy hand grenade are the least bit Catholic.

    Let’s outlaw the consumption of meat on Fridays, for public health concerns!

  35. [re=429708]jagorev[/re]: Same here – it worries me that the ACLU will sometimes waste a piece of their limited resources to persue a case like this. But then on the other hand, we live in a country where even SUPREME COURT JUSTICES have to be reminded from time to time that the Constitution wasn’t written by Jesus with a magic lightning bolt.

  36. I question whether the person who wanted to erect a Buddhist shrine next to (and this next part is totally for Scalia) an “alleged” Christian shrine is actually Buddhist. No, really, hear me out: unless you were just looking to stir up an ant hill, why would you want your religious service to be anywhere near the services of a group of people who, in spite of the tenets of their church, are notoriously intolerant of others? I say this as a Christian (a Baptist, no less), we dunkers aren’t overly tolerant of our own kind, much less tolerant to those who have yet to bring Christ’s majesty into their lives.

    Yes, Scalia is a douchbag, and no, it hasn’t been quite two millenia of persecution by Christians just yet as the first hundred years or so the Christian cult wasn’t all that legal, and yes, I do pray to nine-pound-five-ounce Holy Huggies wearing Baby Jesus that SCOTUS would have something better to review than whether or not Jesus Freaks and Moonies can chew peyote buttons on some rock in the middle of fucking nowhere. At any rate, this protest doesn’t seem awfully consistent with the tenets of either faith, come to think of it. Fuckin’ passivists my ass. Maybe the ACLU can have its own annex on Moonbase Scalia?

  37. Little known fact, Justice Scalia thinks that a burning cross celebrates black people, which is why you always find one in their front yard.

  38. [re=429844]Aloysius[/re]: “unless you were just looking to stir up an ant hill, why would you want your religious service to be anywhere near the services of a group of people who, in spite of the tenets of their church, are notoriously intolerant of others?”

    Better to let the insult, the slur stand unchallenged? Either you acknowledge that not everybody the US sent to go die in the Hapsburg family feud wasn’t a God-fearing, pope-hating Protestant, or you implicitly agree that every last ethnic Chinese draftee who died in uniform was a sekrit Jesus lover.

  39. [re=429783]Advocatus_Diaboli[/re]: I’ll join your dance and voodoo rituals at Scalia’s gravesite, and bring a backpack full of cold 40-ouncers to encourage copious urination.

  40. [re=429861]Jim89048[/re]: Ehhh, they did ditch the pope before Protestantism was all cool and all the young kids were doing it. And really, if you’re gonna act all Catholic-y, Betty Windsor is probably the better choice in head boss than some Nazi.

  41. So….Judgey McJudgerson thinks Christian crosses are about deth? Well, yeah, actually, sorta. But they’re also about, you know, A STATE FUCKING RELIGION! Or religion fucking the state. No matter how you slice it, somebody gets fucked. Better the dead than us.

  42. [re=429708]jagorev[/re]: Religious liberty is not trivial. We are not a Christian government, and it specifically states in the Constitution that there shall be no establishment of an official religion in the halls of government.

  43. [re=429873]One Yield Regular[/re]: Wiccan pentacles (bit of a difference, but let’s not split hairs) have been approved for use on the markers at Arlington Cemetery as appropriate. They dug their heels in about the bonfires and drumming, though. Pussies.

  44. [re=429838]Gorillionaire[/re]: I hate it when the ACLU wastes its time on trivia, too. Like on the Eastablishment Clause. In the First Amendment. To the Constitution of the United States. Jeezus. Next thing you know, they will get all up in the court’s grill over the speech and press clauses. Or the fourth and fifth amendment. When will it all end? All these technicalities, and I still don’t have a McMansion with an SUV. Epic system FAIL.

  45. [re=429888]Potater[/re]: Scalia sez: Ah, you said no religion in the “halls of government.” This cross is OUTDOORS, not in a “hall.” Ergo, epso, facto, my way or the highway, it’s legal!

  46. I guess it would be too much to ask the “Christian” judges to recuse themselves from this case due to the obvious conflict of interest. So how about just the justices who follow a Nazi Pope?

  47. Ah, Anton. Just a little fact check here. Isn’t a simple slab the most common grave marker in the US? Just saying. Doesn’t need a cross or a star of David or anything on it, either. Just name, dates and the epitaph “He lurved his trucknutz”.

  48. It doesn’t make a shit’s bit of difference if this cross was erected eighty years ago; the simple fact is that it is a religious symbol on public land, thus implicitly an endorsement of one religion over others, and that is a big no-no in America, and I’m glad the ACLU is taking this on. Of course they probably didn’t count on a Supreme Court justice who’s dumber than a bag of hammers.

  49. [re=429865]Guppy06[/re]: “Better to let the insult, the slur stand unchallenged?”

    So if I’m offended by something, it’s automatically okay for me to sue to get rid of it? Let’s say that pr0n insults me, and let’s further assume that I think that the WPA bas-reliefs in DC are pornographic. By your logic, I should be able to tell the government take down all of the commie porno murals. Even though I don’t live in DC, for some reason I want to put up my own permanent shrine to the American worker to offset the murals that offend me. The Feds tell me no, so you’re saying that I should tie up valuable Supreme Court time and taxpayer money to argue that either my found-items sculpture of Jimmy Hoffa gets federal display, or the muscle-mag WPA figures need to go?

    That’s fucking stupid, as is this case. It only now occurs to me that Scalia’s idiotic, mackerel-smacking, knee-jerk response was utterly appropriate. The only fathomable reason for the “Buddhist” plaintiff to file this case was because he wanted the cross to go away, not because he gave two shits and a whistle about American Buddhists in WWI.

  50. Here’s how fucked up our country is: it’s run by unapologetic idiots to whom one has to patiently explain that a cross is a symbol of Christianity. And then the moron just won’t accept that. Instead, like a baby that’s just been spoon-fed creamed spinach, he grimaces and wails. “The cross is a Christian symbol? I won’t accept that, young man. What’s your source for that information?”

    Honestly, these people make The Onion superfluous; they come with satirical parody already installed.

  51. [re=429737]Extemporanus[/re]: I’ve got the Buddhists chanting for him. If the Dalai Lama can still be nice to Obama, they won’t care if your fish was a “fuckin’ asshole.”

  52. The Episcopalians claim to be “Protestant, yet Catholic”.

    That’s because Henry VIII wanted to run the Church of England, but keep Catholicism’s rites and rituals. And when the king says “you’d better do it or be burned at the stake”, you tend to be like “whatever, dude”.

  53. [re=429708]jagorev[/re]: Tell me about it. I’m all for separation of church and state, but there have got to be bigger civil liberties issues to tackle first. Why won’t someone stand up for my god/constiutionally given right to own anti-aircraft guns?

  54. According to Scalia, it’s the secret, well-hidden beliefs the founder’s held but did not specifically write into the Constitution that need to be maintained.

  55. [re=430010]Aloysius[/re]: Agreed. And as much as I might disagree that this symbol is being used to represent a resting place (it’s only used to represent a resting place when it actually IS over a resting place), but there are bigger fish to fry and I doubt that this was anything but a challenge for the sake of a challenge.

  56. This could only get weirder if Scalia broke out his guitar and started singing “Jesus was a Crossmaker” in the middle of oral arguments.

    Weirder — but not much weirder.

  57. [re=430010]Aloysius[/re]: “So if I’m offended by something, it’s automatically okay for me to sue to get rid of it?” If you’re asking whether it’s permissable for you to sue – that depends. Apparently in this particular case they were disallowing other religious symbols – making it a case about religious discrimination which our Constitution protects against.

  58. But Justice Scalia, the Supreme Court already ruled that you can’t have a creche in a courthouse lobby, and you know why? Because it’s unconstitutional to have three wise men in a courthouse, and it’s no place for a virgin, either !

  59. [re=429718]Norbert[/re]: The ACLU isn’t bothered by the fact that you worship rectangular boards. They’re bothered by the attempt to disallow others the privilege of worshipping their own religious symbols. Personally, I wish Jesus had been crucified upon a really cute naked guy.

  60. Why can’t all the bible thumpers be content to have crosses in their own homes and churches and cars and around their necks and on their underwear or whatever, and just leave the rest of us questioners or non-believers in peace?

    This little anecdote just goes to show how terribly out of touch Scalia is. I wonder if he looks at a publicly displayed Star of David and thinks, isn’t that so nice of the Jews to think of and include me?

    Finally, a long time ago, Peter Eliasberg asked me out on a date and I turned him down. If only I had known that he would one day argue a case in front of the US Supreme Court… I still would have turned him down, but I would have felt a lot more smug about it.

  61. [re=429773]hobospacejunkie[/re]: Be glad they aren’t all Fighting Fundie Prots, Pentecostals speaking in tongues and assuming every wild hair up their asses is a message from G-d, etc. Imagine George Bush or Pat Robertson on the SC. :-(

  62. [re=429818]assistant/atlas[/re]: ACcording to Baptists, Catholics aren’t real Christians, either.

    He’s much forgotten, but the only real military dictator the US has ever had was Oliver Cromwell, Baptist.

    Zhu Bajie

  63. Christians definitely did NOT use the cross for a symbol! They used the Good Shepherd or a peacock or something non-identifying like that.

    Ancient Greeks, the inventers of democracy, sometimes marked graves with Giant Penises!

    Zhu Bajie, ancient historian

  64. [re=430232]zhubajie[/re]: Da fish symbol! They used da fish so’s not to be obvious. But then, that’s back when women could lead the Christian cells,’ it was about personal devotion, totally unlike today’s thing.

  65. [re=429724]hobospacejunkie[/re]: Yeah, but there is absolutely nothing about Sotomayor that seems like she LIKES being Catholic. She’s weddings-and-funerals-only, pretty much like the rest of now.

  66. [re=429912]DangerousLiberal[/re]: But what about the really IMPORTANT Amendment? You know, the Second? The one that guarantees the right to worship guns, while searching for some asshole to shoot in a cruel and unusual manner while freely speaking rap lyrics?

  67. [re=430010]Aloysius[/re]: “By your logic, I should be able to tell the government take down all of the commie porno mural”

    Only if the gubmint first denies you the ability to bitch about the nudie art, or denies federal money to art projects that don’t involve naked people (as cool as that might be). Their first response wasn’t to try to get the cross taken down, it was to try to set up their own shrine taking advantage of the scenic area. The lawyering didn’t start until the feds said “Crosses only.” Start suing when they won’t let you display Justice in a burqa at some federal courthouse.

    Let’s say this wasn’t a cross, but rather the Nathan Bedford Forrest Memorial in this federal park, and instead of annual Easter mass, there’s an annual screening of Birth of a Nation. But then some minority comes along and wants to set up a Frederick Douglas memorial not too far away. Some asshat Supreme Court justice is incredulous at the idea that Forrest isn’t viewed as a universal symbol of the struggles of the Civil War and Reconstruction. So the Douglas fans sue, same Amendment, since the feds seem to be promoting pro-Forrest, anti-Douglas speech. Would you still doubt the sincerity of the pro-Douglas litigants? Would they just be trying to pick a fight rather than leaving well enough alone?

    And before I’m accused of being flippant for using racism as an analogy, this is supposed to be a memorial for people who died for Wilson’s Fourteen Points. Did they die for democracy and national self-determination, or were they cynically sacrificed to help ensure that governments like France could continue to impose their Christian rule on Buddhist Indochina? Oh, wait…

    This lawsuit was started by people with high-minded idealism and the only guaranteed result is that nobody will be satisfied, doing nothing to quell long-simmering feuds. Truly this is the greatest World War I memorial we could imagine.

  68. How about if we leave the cross, but just submerge it in a giant bottle of urine? It’s dry out there, so the cross would probably like that.

  69. [re=430099]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: The Founders were seriously hostile to what they called “enthusiasm”! That’s why the born-agains of the day damned Jefferson up one side and down the other. (None of them had the courage to take on Washington.)

  70. Shy not add a mezuza to the board? It’s not too rare for non-Jews to use mezuzoth for their own purposes. One Catholic fundie I know has one on his door to keep away Mormons and JWs.

    Although I think my Chinese door gods work just as well for that!

  71. [re=430273]chascates[/re]: One of the typical pagan complaints about Xtns was that they were stupid, because they were mostly women, children and slaves.

    Another was that they were atheists.

    They also accused Xtns of kinky sex and cannibalism, but those were just routine insults.

  72. [re=430343]Guppy06[/re]: In Nashville, there was (and probably still is, I haven’t been back in a couple of years) an equestrian statue of Nathan Bedford Forest on a rearing charger right beside I-65, just south of 440. Flanking the statue in a semi-circle were flagpoles with the state flags of all the original confederacy complete with a Confederate naval jack underneath each one (the CSA battle flag is a perfect square; the CSA navy had a rectangle; insert joke about closeted redneck sailors here). It is the most god-awful tasteless display I’ve ever seen, as it is an offense to both history and humanity. That, and the way Bedford is sculpted makes him look like the Underwood Deviled Ham version of Satan. If someone were to request permission to put up a Frederick Douglass Memorial on public ground in the rough vicinity of this display (and granted, this one is on private property–unfortunately), I would still question the motives of the Douglass Memorial folks.

    Another example: here in Dallas, the local LULAC chapter is pushing to get a street named for some dead white guy renamed for Cesar Chavez. Yes, there are plenty of streets named for dead white guys, and yes, we did rename a couple of streets for MLK and Malcolm X, but those streets had generic names like Boxwood or Larch or Creekwood or something like that. Renaming Industrial Street after Chavez won’t satisfy LULAC because they’re dead set and determined to have This Street and No Other. It’s a power play, and much less about naming a street after someone (anyone) who did something for Dallas as it is getting Chavez’s name on a sign–as if there are no other historically important Hispanic/Latino folks other than Chavez.

    I’m not questioning the legitimacy of the case on the grounds of religious persecution, I’m questioning the motives of the folks wanting their shrine to be neighbors with the cross in the first place. This is less about “I want to wang my flapdoodle in public,” and more about “Let’s cause a row.”

    Moreover, it’s a waste of time for the SCOTUS to be hearing this. Having to listen to Scalia spout this particular brand of horse shit wears on the soul as well as the intellect. We’re losing about as many IQ points debating Scalia’s words as we would watching one of those “Inside Hollywood” TV programs.

    “Truly this is the greatest World War I memorial we could imagine.”

    I utterly and completely agree with your sentiments here.

  73. [re=430593]Aloysius[/re]: “….I’m questioning the motives of the folks wanting their shrine to be neighbors with the cross in the first place. This is less about “I want to wang my flapdoodle in public,” and more about “Let’s cause a row.”
    I would hope that this IS more about making a statement. I wouldn’t back it for a second if it were just about another group wanting to display their own particular brand of crutch. If this is a war memorial, then let’s create a symbol of our human struggle for survival and power and erect that. If this is a religious shrine erected in honor of fallen soldiers (and to insinuate that they died for a “higher cause”) then we have to be careful which representation we use, don’t we?

    “Having to listen to Scalia spout this particular brand of horse shit wears on the soul as well as the intellect.”
    Since I don’t believe in the idea of a soul, perhaps it is simply wearing on your patience. Small price in my opinion.

  74. [re=430157]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: Yeah, except the Constitution doesn’t say that the government shouldn’t do anything to establish a religion…except if it’s in a really out of the way place that some people wouldn’t think is a big deal, and hardly anyone goes there and it’s only a “little” establishy and really, the cross is pretty small, in which case then it’s okay. So it’s not really a case for the sake of filing the case, it’s a case to prevent the government from acting unconstitutionally. And if you ignore a constitutional violation because it’s small, you’re going to end up with a very large number of small violations, which makes it difficult to argue that it shouldn’t happen.

    Oh…and Scalia sucks giant moose cock. I fuckin’ hate that guy.

  75. [re=429732]Servo[/re]: I mean, seriously? Even down here in the Bible Belt, where anyone who isn’t Jeebus’s friend is basically denied burial, probably 70% of graves in cemeteries are just the little oblong slabs of marble or granite or fake marble/granite or whatever. The cross isn’t even the most common grave marker for Actual Christians.

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