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Clever Politico ‘Follows The Money,’ Discovers Terrible Money Trail!

Check it out everyone, the Democrats & Hollywood are all complicit in RAPE. 34k! Look at what Harvey Weinstein, who made ten million dollars in the time it took you to read the term “ten million dollars,” did last year: “Weinstein last year gave $28,500 to the DNC and its White House Victory Fund, though he didn’t contribute directly to Obama.” Oh no!! Basically Obama killed Sharon Tate.


1:01 PM on Thu October 8 2009
By Jim Newell
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  1. bureaucrap says at 1:04 pm, October 8th, 2009

    OMG!!! Well, Mark Sanford gave David Vitter $25 so he could by a 12-pack of huggies. So there!

  2. Gopherit says at 1:05 pm, October 8th, 2009

    Okay……and how many catholics have donated money to republican candidates?

  3. chascates says at 1:07 pm, October 8th, 2009

    OMG, Obama was in on the rape of a 13-year-old when he was, what, 6 or 7?

    Polanski has the birth certificate!

  4. Holy Cow!! says at 1:07 pm, October 8th, 2009

    Politico should just change their name to Shills.

  5. ChernobylSoup v2 says at 1:07 pm, October 8th, 2009

    So now it’s “13 will get you 34k”?

  6. SmutBoffin says at 1:07 pm, October 8th, 2009

    Politico ‘Click’, huh? “The premier destination for news and gossip on DC’s social scene.”

    Why would a just and loving god allow something like this to exist? Anyway, shouldn’t this be the real story here?

  7. freakishlystrong says at 1:08 pm, October 8th, 2009

    “Roman Polanski Backers”? How unbelievably disingenuous Politico, even for you. I notice however they bravely managed to leave off the 30, (R-Bastids), who voted AGAINST allowing gang-raped employees of contractors to have their day in court. Fuckyou Politico.

  8. RoscoePColtraine says at 1:09 pm, October 8th, 2009

    I always blame neighbors of serial killers who say things like, “he was just so quiet…this is so unexpected…what a shock…” for somehow being responsible for the murders. So this Kenneth Vogel story rings true.

  9. ManchuCandidate says at 1:11 pm, October 8th, 2009

    Pedo supporters give money to the Demoncraps, whereas pedos join the GOPers.

  10. Bowdoin says at 1:14 pm, October 8th, 2009

    By just such elite intrepid reporting we learned that it was proven that Lee Harvey Oswald and Jack Ruby were longtime lovers. After all, they shared the same post office! Boxes only fifty feet apart! Coincidence?

  11. you cannot be serious says at 1:15 pm, October 8th, 2009

    Well, duh. I worked out this equivalency in high school algebra class. Stupid Politico.

  12. teebob2000 says at 1:16 pm, October 8th, 2009

    zomg Republicans LIKE movies by Harvey Wine-steen (even tho hez got teh jew) so they’re CHILD MOLESTERS!!!!

  13. coolcatdaddy says at 1:16 pm, October 8th, 2009

    I’m shocked, SHOCKED there’s political donations going on here!

    Round up the usual suspects!

  14. mardam422 says at 1:16 pm, October 8th, 2009

    Poor Politico. So many stories, so little literary talent.

  15. FreshCliches says at 1:17 pm, October 8th, 2009

    Charles Manson never envisioned “Helter Skelter” starting from the Oval Office.

  16. MLHencken says at 1:17 pm, October 8th, 2009

    HOw much did NAMBLA backers give to Mark Foley?

  17. SayItWithWookies says at 1:18 pm, October 8th, 2009

    How biased — that Politico reporter omitted the fact that “That Marvelous Ape” also signed the petition.

  18. One Yield Regular says at 1:18 pm, October 8th, 2009

    Drudge siren! Kenneth Vogel once rented “Rosemary’s Baby”!!!

  19. rambone says at 1:19 pm, October 8th, 2009

    Looks like Charles Manson wasn’t too far off with the Helter Skelter thing. Who would have imagined that it would take 30+ years for his race war angle to play out though, and that it would involve the “President” of the United States?

    Manson-Palin 2012!

  20. Crank Tango says at 1:21 pm, October 8th, 2009

    well it was only a matter of time before Hopey was tagged a child molester. Next up, nazi child molester.

  21. Johnny Zhivago says at 1:21 pm, October 8th, 2009

    Take this as a lesson if you ever run for office. Don’t EVER take money from ANYONE who in the future may do something that could be construed by a few people as possibly embarrassing.

  22. Lascauxcaveman says at 1:22 pm, October 8th, 2009

    Helter-Skelter! Vincent Bugliosi is on the case and will soon prove that (9-year-old) Obama, while living in Indonesia at the time, was complicit in Polanski’s hot-tub date rape of that 13-year-old girl.

    Or maybe not, since he’s so busy trying to get George W. Bush convicted of murder; 4000 counts. (Not counting the Iraqis.)

  23. ladymacbeth says at 1:23 pm, October 8th, 2009

    wait! what?

    this is confusing.

    i can only assume kevin bacon is involved somehow.

  24. Extemporanus says at 1:23 pm, October 8th, 2009

    And exactly how much money did Roman Polanski non-backers (condemners?) give to Barack Obama and the DNC? Hmmm?..

    Also, if only $34K from Weinstein is enough to invite charges of rape-by-proxy, some LA “massage parlor” owners are gonna need to lawyer-up, pronto.

  25. Come here a minute says at 1:24 pm, October 8th, 2009

    David Letterman maxed out on Al Franken, which obviously means Franken is intern-hopping.

    On the other hand, it also proves Letterman does not support gang-raping of employees.

  26. El Pinche says at 1:25 pm, October 8th, 2009

    There are worse things that Weinstein has done.

    “Butcherers of Asian Cinema Gave 34K to Barrack Obama, DNC”

  27. Extemporanus says at 1:26 pm, October 8th, 2009

    Come here a minute: You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both, and there you have…

  28. Snarkalicious says at 1:28 pm, October 8th, 2009

    In 1999, I rented Wild Things for 4 bucks. In that film, appeared Kevin Bacon’s cock, which is rumored to have spent time in Kyra Sedgwick. Bacon has also played a pedophile (1 dollar), a ’straight’ dancer(free on cable) and Dick Nixon’s butt buddy (7 bucks, had to rent it twice). OH SHIT! I’M $12 RESPONSIBLE FOR TURNING KYRA SEDGWICK INTO A PEDO LOVING NAZI FAG-HAG!!!!

  29. Snarkalicious says at 1:30 pm, October 8th, 2009

    ladymacbeth: Snarkalicious: Thanks for the lead in.

  30. WhatTheHeck says at 1:33 pm, October 8th, 2009

    Those same backers have Persian rugs in their opulent homes…
    which means they support terrorism… which means Obama pals around with terrorists.
    I knew it.

  31. user-of-owls says at 1:39 pm, October 8th, 2009

    It’s too late,
    to fall in love with Sharon Tate.

  32. Gorillionaire says at 1:39 pm, October 8th, 2009

    I gave a hundred bucks to Obama and I also “enjoy” drinking.

  33. Aurelio says at 1:44 pm, October 8th, 2009

    $34k is chump change. B. Hussein Obama wipes his ass with it.

  34. slappypaddy says at 1:49 pm, October 8th, 2009

    nose to the tree, they can’t see the forest burning all around them. pathetic little critters. they squint around the beams in their own eyes to point out the mote in another’s.

    metaphors now well-mixed, i will be neither shaken nor stirred.

  35. Formerly Known as KevoTron says at 1:52 pm, October 8th, 2009

    This is like a combination of two non-issues Malkin is bitching about. 1)Doctors for America is a group of 150 doctors who support health care reform AND donated small amounts of money to Obama’s campaign. 2)Obama’s Safe School Czar once said something nice about Harry Hay a now-deceased gay rights activist who was involved with NAMBLA in the seventies.

    So….Maybe the new GOP meme is that we’re all pedophile campaign donors? Does that sound right?

  36. tootsieroll says at 1:52 pm, October 8th, 2009

    user-of-owls:
    But it’s too soon
    To ask me for the words
    I want carved on my tomb

  37. shadowMark says at 1:59 pm, October 8th, 2009

    user-of-owls:

    Sharon Tate, Sharon Tate
    Sharon
    All the boys are still starin’

  38. hobospacejunkie says at 2:08 pm, October 8th, 2009

    I don’t suppose politico will be researching how many Stormfront members contributed to McCain/Palin & how much they gave.

  39. glamourdammerung says at 2:16 pm, October 8th, 2009

    hobospacejunkie: I thought the Stormfront folks all donated to Ron Paul!!11!!!!

  40. Capitol Hillbilly says at 2:23 pm, October 8th, 2009

    Yes, and ice cream causes polio.

    Even by the standards of Politico, this is idiotic.

  41. Liebestod says at 3:07 pm, October 8th, 2009

    Kenneth P. Vogel - Today’s the worst person in the world!

  42. PoignancySelz says at 3:32 pm, October 8th, 2009

    and how much has Aetna,Cigna,BlueCross donated to Bawkus, et.al.
    all the while we all gettin cornholed?

  43. DangerousLiberal says at 4:40 pm, October 8th, 2009

    Bank of America and Chase rape me every fucking day. How much did they give to the Rethugricans?

  44. LowerdPeninsula says at 2:18 am, October 9th, 2009

    Politico did it? They’ve managed to turn themselves into the Washington Times of the intertubes. The difference being that Politico is absolute trash journalism, where at least the Washington Times tries to pretend it’s a real paper.

    Fuck you, Politico, and the Jim VandeHei you rode in on.

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