So Here’s The Plan:

“so who wants to get his mustache dirty?”

Very clever disguise, Bin Laden!

The Pakistanis are wise.

J C Penney pose!

Hey- “gaza unlimited” snacks are only 99 puls apiece! The clown statue should be bombed though.

since when does ronald mcdonald look so mad? (re: down slanting eyebrows). forced photo-op, i assume.

The bold primary colors and the “M” for Mujahadeen is gonna make life as a drone operator a lot less challenging.

Ronald is forcing Democracy up their poophole.

The Burger King is the better choice to project soft imperialism to Pakistan, not to mention the kind of sweating nightmares where children scream themselves awake.

And now, the recently re-christened Aidburglar, sponsored by Blackwater!

Oops. I mean paise. Anyway these guys probably just saw “Killer clowns from outer space”, just give ‘em a couple weeks and they’ll probably stop thinking that the US is gonna wrap them in cotton candy death cocoons and then drink their blood with a crazy straw.

That Ronald McDonald looks like the type who’s trying a little to hard to get the kids to sit in his lap.

You totally pulled that picture of Ronald’s Manhunt profile, didn’t you?

So, which one of those other two guys is Sully?

They’re right to be wary. Initially appealing and cheap, U.S. aid makes you lazy, obese, and possibly riddled with E. Coli. You’ll at least get a crappy toy, though.

[re=428716]bureaucrap[/re]: At least they’ll only be able to blend in enough in the South to actually pull anything off. And, really, what is there in the South to care about, other than more McDonald’s?

These are the dark days of Darth McDonald.

[re=428712]finallyhappy[/re]: I just stopped by a McDonald’s in Chinatown.

The Happy Ending Meal was actually pretty good, and it even came with a really cool Where the Wild Things Are toy cock ring that’s shaped like Emil. The toy next week is a Bernard butt plug—I can hardly wait!

the war is as good as won

Had this been video footage as opposed to a still, we would have seen an ambush. The Hamburglar rushes Ronnie, removes both of his clown shoes and throws one at the clown’s head. Mayor McCheese is named interim President.

And 2 apple pies, please.

why is pakistani ronald a hundred times more creepy and menacing-looking than the already pure evil american version? no wonder they hate us.

It’s kind of like sayin’
Eat shit and die Pakistan.

Having a “Gaza Unlimited” snack seems….weirdly cruel.

“Hey, Pakistanis, show your solidarity with the Palestinian cause by spending your money on overpriced American fast food!”

It’s like wearing a kaffiyeh with Uggs.

[re=428744]user-of-owls[/re]: [re=428723]hiphophitler[/re]: Cut it out.

Maybe it’s time you both condsidered switching to decapinated, don’t ya think?

Does Wendy have a burqa?

Yes, Amurka’s most lethal weapon comes in Biggie sizes. America, killing terrorism one congested heart at a time.

For those afraid of the NYT home page (I frequently am),

http://atwar.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/10/07/pakistanis-view-us-aid-warily/

See? It’s a war blog, just like Wonkette.

(And I like the new look, and there’s nothing obnoxiously intrusive about it.)

“It’s like wearing a kaffiyeh with Uggs.”

Never mind the politics, that’s just….wrong.

This is why the French hate us.

That clown is the calmest suicide bomber I’ve ever seen.

To drain the swamp of anger where terrorists are recruited, couldn’t we just cargo drop several billion Happy Meals?

The strategy is to molest the Taliban with clowns?..

Debbie tries too hard. She’ll never be a first-call lunatic until she learns to just let the wingnut flow.

Is this in Williamsburg?

[re=428798]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: I don’t get it- so the guy in the second photo wearing uggs? Plus the model in the first picture looks like the blogger(all of those blond haired white women look alike to me). And the kaffiyehs I saw in Israel were made in China and my daughter says they are called Uggs because they are ugly. Is this all confusing enough now?

I didn’t post this earlier due to the fact that I suffered minor brain damage after being head butted by Wesley Willis at the urinal of a bar in Chicago (I still have the lump on my forehead to prove it!):

Rock over London, rock on Chicago, rock on W.W.

And while we’re at…rock Sadam Hussein’s Ass!

[re=428692]One Yield Regular[/re]: They only did that because stupid foreigners whined and complained so much.

Why does the guy on the right remind me of John Stamos?

Today, a hostage tape was released showing America’s beloved Ronald McDonald, visibly nervous and agitated, reading from a prepared statement. He assures his family that he’s safe and healthy, but implores the “imperial occupiers” to leave the country. Asked for comment, the Pentagon released a statement saying that they will do anything to save him, and will free him “Jessica Lynch-style” if they must. In McDonaldland/stan, Mayor McCheese, too distraught to speak, declined comment.