Wonkette
When the producers told Tom DeLay not to dance, Tom DeLay danced. When the Cheryl person was like, “Seriously… just. You know what, it’s really okay?” Tom DeLay danced on. When the doctors reminded DeLay of his equal parts vague and debilitating foot injury, Tom DeLay chose samba, not fear. But the ambiguity of the foot injury has simply become too much to bear! And now he hath danced too much and there is no more dancing left in the world. DeLay: “If you can’t practice you’ll make a fool out of yourself out here, and I don’t want to do that to Cheryl.” No… avoid that for sure. [HuffPost]
Smeg.
Lucky for him he can hobble in front of the judge at his sentencing. But he’d be better off with a cast on his soon-to-be-sore ass.
Long live Twinkletoes, at his suavest and chivalric best…
It appears that even Tom’s feet hate him.
Thank Gawd! But too late on not making a fool out of anyone Tom.
What? Snakes with feet?
Maybe there is a god, after all.
Nah.
Very disappointing. I viewed DeLay as the next Ginger Rogers. Or at least Arthur Treacher …
Hmmm, you’re going to discard your precious publicity for the sake of another person, Tom? This doesn’t sound like the man who shamelessly pimped a terribly suffering and terminally ill woman he’d never met for political gain (pod person?)
QUITTER! But still more plausible than Piven’s mercury poisoning.
bitchincamaro: big LOL
phineas_bounderby: Not Ginger Rogers or Fred Astaire, but Fred Rogers.
bitchincamaro: I don’t know. I don’t think the bug man is that advanced on the evolutionary ladder.
Work like you don’t need the money, because you are corrupt, Love like you’ve never been hurt, because that’s what hookers are for, dance like you’re not under indictment, and don’t shed a tear for the hammer.
Tom Delay’s mother sucks cocks in hell. Or sells socks that smell. One of the two.
On the bright side, the lovely and lithe Cheryl, has agreed to tour with the flabby-assed Delay once his delicate feet have healed.
They are doing a remake of “Beauty and the Beast”.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just wished someone had slapped him and made both of his eyes focus on the same spot.
TGY: “It’s a beautiful day with the lobbyists, a wonderful day in the smoke-filled room … please grease my palm … please grease my palm …”
He needs to get back to what he’s good at; poisoning things.
Juli, any new pictures of SKS’s little critter?
Which answers the age-old question: how many fat-assed turds can dance on the head of a pin? NONE!!! by the way, too late on embarrassing your partner, mission accomplished there the first time she showed up next to you, Hot Tub.
Try this, Tom: http://www.fiskes.ca/label_animal_care_jog.JPG
Monsieur Grumpe: Yes, and I think his samba would have been much more impressive if he’d done it with one of those hand pressurized spray tanks strapped to his back. He could’ve danced to a syncopated version of “La Cucaracha”, and all the other bug men would’ve appreciated the in joke.
He’s not quiting. A good point guard drives through a full court press, protecting the ball, keeping her eye on the basket… and she knows exactly when to pass the ball so that the team can WIN. Also.
He’s always one step behind Todd in trying to win over Sarah Palin’s heart.
He was just unDeLaying the inevitable.
I’ll start following Tom on Twitter when they can cram a criminal indictment into 140 characters or less.
chascates: http://www.jonco48.com/blog/redhead.jpg
geminisunmars: that’s just really bad.
Gad! If Tommy Boy ever did the Samba his man-boobs would have knocked him senseless.
Goddamn pussyfoot.
If there’s one thing Tom DeLay knows, it’s that if someone points a gun at your feet and says “Dance” you dance.
Hopefully, he can use his new dance skills to get out of being the wife when he gets to prison.
S.Luggo: Lad growed up fast. And has a suspiciously looking Newell/ginger-type of hair.
S.Luggo: Newell as baby billiken — that is frightening!
S.Luggo: So young to have no soul.
chascates: There’s still time!
I sure hope Tom doesn’t have some rare form of foot cancer that will spread through his bones and kill him slowly with a lot of pain. That would be very sad.
All those years of carrying around those giant cans of bug poison finally caught up to him. He can call it his war injurty.
He is quitting for the troops!
Rascalcat: How about “Cheryl and the Cyst”?
Cheryl must be one vapid airhead to partner with that asshat. Birds of a feather, don’t you know.
magic titty: Thank you. He just brings out my best.
zenferret: NO he’s quitting to save the the taxpayers money…somehow….
Barrelhse: Just paid to do the show and drew the obviously short straw.
Rotund straw.
Portly straw.
Ancient straw.
Depends wearing straw.
Quit before getting kicked off straw.
“I don’t want to do that to Cheryl.” Hmmm. Was there a horizontal Samba going on here?
First Kyle Busch doesn’t make The Chase, now this. I has a sad.
ms_mcgee: You copied my photo…copyrights!!!
The hammer done shattered like glass.
The real problem was the Tom was too sexy for his shirt.
geminisunmars: Win!
she should kick him in the nuts and get another celeberity to dance with her cause she aint a quitter like sarah palin..whut?
Hey hey Tom DeLay!
God gave you
feet of clay.
Yes she did.