Nancy Pelosi Strangely Not Interested In Having Sex With Harry Reid

 Speaking of Nancy Pelosi and Afghanistan and sexism, here's a completely brilliant clip of cool-as-ice Harry Reid, the "Late-Middle-Aged Arthur Fonzarelli of Reno," executing the latest attempt in his decades-long quest to "break the touch barrier" with Nancy Pelosi, finally. (And after all these years!)

Man, look at her trying to escape this disgusting fish carcass' sad clutch, his Midas touch of failure. Some people might view this as her simply moving away from the microphone. The problem with this interpretation is that it is wrong.

On another note -- and one that actually attempts to be a political point (BOOOO) -- can youbelievethat Harry Reid just said, in public, without any shame or whatever, that the Congressional leaders of both parties agreed to fully support whatever decision Obama makes about Afghanistan, whenever he makes it? Why do we even use taxpayer funds to support a legislative branch of the federal government, especially with foreign/military policy? Eh, doubling troops numbers and committing to a 30-year fully-resourced nation-building strategy vs. withdrawing most ground troops but retaining for a small force to kill Al Qaeda people when they find them -- six in one, half a dozen in the other. We'll just go with whatever the president gins up in the next few days.

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