Wonkette
Do you know how many candy canes were killed in order to make Tom DeLay’s dance outfit he wore on the dancing show the other night? This is a rough estimate, but… ~all of them. Anyway, bitchin’ rhinestone elephant decal on the back! It really catches the light, especially when Tom DeLay throws his arms up, mid-samba, to throw what appears to be dollar bills at his dance partner, a Job-like figure named Cheryl Dance. Ooh, and note how the light show is in red, white and blue, the official colors of candy canes who have been murdered. [YouTube]
How come that clown from The Apollo hasn’t shoved this turd sausage off the stage yet?
His dancing is so brave. It’s like he interrupted his legal concerns to volunteer in Vietnam.
I’m not saying the two are the same, but, Keep fighting Tom, you gay gangster
Tom Delay — the forgotten Huckabee.
Gawd what an oily, smug gasbag that old hack is. And her partner looks like an old lesbian…
Lovin’ that inverted cross on his chest. Look at this queen sashaying about! You go, Auntie Christ!
What a feeling (I am vomiting now), bein’s believin’ (I am dying now)
Douchebag comes alive, you can dance right through your crimes
What a feeling (I can really have it all)
What a feeling (Tom Delay stays alive when they call)
I have seen it all (I really have seen it all)
Have it all (Tom Delay stays alive when they call)
(call, call, call, call, what a feeling) He can have it all
(Bein’s believin’) bein’s believin’
(Take your douchiness, make it happen) make it happen
(What a feeling) what a feeling… [to fade]
Tom Delay insisted that if he wore a totally gay outfit on the show, that he be allowed to put the emblem of the republican party somewhere on his backside. Love the red, size three dancing pumps, Tom!!!
Those are some mighty high heels on his red dancin’ shoes, is all I’m saying.
Pretty cool that Tom took this opportunity to debut the new, official GOP dress uniform.
Dear sweet heavenly Lord…could the judges cram their tongues any further up his slimy ass?
He’s. bought. every. single. last. one. of. ‘em. Or has something on them. Most likely the latter.
Where on earth does one procure red Sans-a-belt pants in 2009?
Jukesgrrl: If anyone would know, it’d be Tom. He had to tell the costume designer, as a matter of fact.
They are gonna love him in prison.
Has DeLay yet done “The Twist,” “The Hustle,” or “The Perp Walk?”
MAKE ME A ROOT BEER FLOAT YOU OILY LITTLE SHITSTAIN
la la la la laa bamba…
He needs 12 hours with Sully. SWEET JESUS!!!
The hip rotation he’s achieving is unbelievable.
If you watched the whole show, you’d know that Tommy Twinkletoes has a note from his doctor certifying that he has actual cloven hooves.
It hurts my eyes.
Since when is “Why Can’t We Be Friends?” a samba? “Desafinado” is a samba. “The One Note Samba” is a samba. If “Why Can’t We Be Friends?” is a samba, then anything can be a samba, except maybe a waltz.
But Tom’s cellmate won’t care what Tom calls it, will he? Just so long as Tom keeps moving his buttocks that way, he can call it anything he wants.
Guard: What are you guys doing in there?
Tom: The samba.
Gah, I hope he never gets voted off. Best part? He was panting before the music even started.
Hilarious…
http://blog.newsweek.com/blogs/thegaggle/archive/2009/10/06/tom-delay-dancing-dwts-week-three.aspx
How could they leave out the vital, subliminal, arch-Conservative message of right-wing Funkaspiracy band War?:
“I see you standing in the welfare line
I see you standing in it every time”
Delay is dancing with communism.
We should also note the odd synergy between barbershop quarter and samba. Such as.
Aurelio: your on a roll, aurelio. I wonder if he’ll refuse his presidential pardon from Palin
See? This is why I never post on Wonkette. That’s barbershop quartet.
Delay is dropping out. I just learned it on FACEBOOK.
Worst.
Cover.
Of.
A.
War.
Song.
EVAH.
I’m so glad this assclown hung up his dancing shoes. Slipping out of the GOP’s standard issue clown shoes is probably what caused the stress fractures. Also.
Aurelio: Well, he looks great in stripes.
I think I saw Liberace wear that outfit once, minus the elephant on the back.
say what you will, but wingnuts have great natural rhythm
Somehow, this guy is SO gay, he’s all the way out the other side into idiotically, blithely straight.
According to People Magazine, Dancing Tommy has hung up his death-dealing, high-heeled red shoes which have pulverized his feet into fractions of fractures. On doctor’s advice, he has “a bone stimulator machine that I put on them.” Um, yeah. But it’s not his long-suffering partner Cheryl who will now be a life-long Democrat. And who knew the Delay loves The Pixies.
bozofish: This is what a yahoo gossip site sez:
In addition to being a generally disgraced politician, he is one of the creepiest old white dudes with a t-shirt tucked into his sweatpants we have ever seen. Everything about him on this show makes us uncomfortable.
They list him as the second worst contestant ever.
http://tv.yahoo.com/blog/dancing-with-the-stars-the-shows-worst-celebs-ever–655
If Obama was dancing it, would it be called the Sambo? (at least Sarah Palin would think so)
bozofish: Wha? He likem the Pixies? I’ve been a fan of theirs for 15 or so years? What does this say about me? I have something in common with Hot Tub Tommy?
Without further DeLay…. http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/10/06/national/a184153D97.DTL&tsp=1
he’s out mothafuckasz!@
He was saving the Texas two-step for last.
norbizness:
Win.
Dear Jesus,
Is there anything I can do to remove the images of Tom Delay shaking his flabby-ass, from my tortured soul? I know that “good taste” should have caused me to avert my eyes, but I was weak and am now willing to perform any pennance to have this dance blasphemy erased from my simple mind.
I promise to never watch such a thing again.
The “Cat”
He makes Steve Wozniak look GOOD.
Delay can always get a job working at Farrells Ice Cream Parlour.
Is it my imagination or is that an up-side-down crucifix being worn by Tom Delay? Is this Republican advocating Satan?