NASA To 'Bomb The Moon,' Because What Else Do They Have To Do?

It's not Iran, but the Washington Post editorial board should be pleased to know that we're bombing the dickens out ofsomething: "NASA's going for full impact Friday, firing a bomb-laden missile at the moon in a dramatic search for water. The National Aeronautics and Space Administration is sending its Lunar CRater Observing and Sensing Satellite (LCROSS) on a mission to fire a missile into the south pole of the moon as twice the speed of a bullet."

You know what the point of bombing the Moon is when it's not even going to kill any humans? There is no point, except to be really really gay. "Ooh, look at me, I'm gay, the only reason I bomb things is because I want pwecious water, for drinking, through my butt, because I'm gay, wah wah wah."

But who knows, maybe there are a few Muzzies camping at the bottom of a crater? And they'd get hit by the moon bomb? Shit like that?

 NASA to Bomb the Moon Friday [NBC Washington]