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Michael Steele Is Confused Again; Says ‘Poop’ In Unrelated Incident

by Jim Newell

Wacky RNC chairman Michael Steele, who is in very deep shit right now with the orange boner in charge of House Republicans, heard about all of those white coats from the American Medical Association — historically Republican allies against health care reform movements, until now, because things are just so terrible — showing up on Obama’s front lawn today, and proceeded to make his devastating move: “The AMA is–does not have the credibility on this health care issue, as they would like to project.” He will now write an op-ed for the Washington Post to introduce his latest alternative, which would order a government bureaucrat get between you and your lying so-called “doctor.” Michael Steele also said “poop” today, which was pretty cool. [The Hill]

 

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Prommie October 5, 2009 at 4:40 pm

Doctors, what do they know about the health care system.

OzoneTom October 5, 2009 at 4:41 pm

The GOP does not have credibility on any issue.

bitchincamaro October 5, 2009 at 4:42 pm

What happened to the hip-hop? Since when is “street-cred” called “credibility”? Can I get a witness?

GayInMaine October 5, 2009 at 4:43 pm

Doctors don’t know nothin bout no healthcare, cause they ain’t from the streets. Yo. Also.

AbstinenceOnly Ed October 5, 2009 at 4:43 pm

Michael Steele is… Triumph, the Insult Comic Chairman! I knew it all along. Smigel, you genius!

vladster October 5, 2009 at 4:44 pm

Yogi Boner is gonna fuck this guy for 12 solid hours

MLHencken October 5, 2009 at 4:45 pm

Michael Steele just wants some respect, yo.

Waco Bandito October 5, 2009 at 4:45 pm

Today, we are all poop.

magic titty October 5, 2009 at 4:47 pm

‘Doctors don’t know anything about health care.’
‘Albert Pujols don’t know shit about baseball.’
‘Sully doesn’t know dick about mantric buttsex.’

Michael Steele will say all of these things, at least twice this week.

sezme October 5, 2009 at 4:47 pm

The man is hilariously unsure how to pronounce ‘Copenhagen’. Pick one, you damn fool. Poop indeed!

sezme October 5, 2009 at 4:49 pm

[re=427141]vladster[/re]: John McCain was fucked in the ass by Andrew Sullivan for TWELVE AND A HALF HOURS, Alan.

sezme October 5, 2009 at 4:50 pm

[re=427146]sezme[/re]: Hint: it’s pronounced ‘Cope’.

Texan Bulldoggette October 5, 2009 at 4:52 pm

Looks like Boehner is going to send someone to bed without dinner again…. Hey, give Mikey a break; it’s not like he can tell when Boehner is mad since he’s red or Tang-colored year around.

Eric Cheney October 5, 2009 at 4:52 pm

Michael the poop-meister, the poop-aroonie, Sir Poopsalot, Poopshius Pilot, … whatever

Monsieur Grumpe October 5, 2009 at 4:53 pm

Well, what do you know, Steele does know shit.

SayItWithWookies October 5, 2009 at 4:54 pm

Michael Steele has no credibility on the issue of who has credibility. And that’s the poop.

Crank Tango October 5, 2009 at 4:55 pm

“Inside Washington poop”? Well I for one am deeply disturbed about what “hip hop” “culture” and “street credibility” have done to the level of discourse in this country. I give Mr. Steele “properties” for trying to reach out to the youths, but this is a disgrace up with which I shall not put.

I mean, shit.

americanscandoanything October 5, 2009 at 4:57 pm

Is Boner undergoing some sort of reverse Micheal Jackson transformation in order to prove that the GOP doesn’t need to recruit any minorities, they can just grow their own?

bitchincamaro October 5, 2009 at 4:58 pm

[re=427157]SayItWithWookies[/re]: But he is number one at number two.

Naked Bunny with a Whip October 5, 2009 at 4:58 pm

The Republicans always neglect to mention that, when they talk about government bureaucrats interfering with Americans’ healthcare decisions, they’re talking about themselves.

lochnessmonster October 5, 2009 at 4:58 pm

Wow…the giant Oompah-Loompa is going to have sexy-time with this Dr Blingee Dude? I had no idea Steele was a doctor too.

MLHencken October 5, 2009 at 4:59 pm

[re=427158]Crank Tango[/re]: “properties”

Awesome.

proudgrampa October 5, 2009 at 5:01 pm

That’s cute. Like when my granddaughter calls her little brother “poopoo head.”

V572625694 October 5, 2009 at 5:02 pm

Danger! You should have warned us we’d have to suffer through the dull-wood-planer voice of Laura Ingraham in order to hear Mikey.

Snarkalicious October 5, 2009 at 5:06 pm

[re=427136]bitchincamaro[/re]: Doctors aren’t black, you silly libtard.

AbstinenceOnly Ed October 5, 2009 at 5:08 pm

[re=427159]americanscandoanything[/re]: The GOP: Grow your own darkies! I like it. If the tanning beds prove too carcinogenic, they can just revert to minstrelry. O WAIT THEY ALREADY HAVE

The Cold Sea October 5, 2009 at 5:10 pm

Steele needs to meet Sully…in a forest…with some pot…and the AMA furries.

Way Cool Larry October 5, 2009 at 5:20 pm

[re=427176]AbstinenceOnly Ed[/re]: maybe that explains Boehner’s orangeness—- one of the experiments gone horribly wrong

PrairiePossum October 5, 2009 at 5:21 pm

Mikey wants to give you a colon exam because your doctor doesn’t know assholes the way Mikey knows assholes.

ttommyunger October 5, 2009 at 6:05 pm

Michael Steele and his little Boner Buddy; two WILD AND CRAZY guys! The Gold Dust Twins of the Grand Orange Party.

Mike Steele October 5, 2009 at 6:17 pm

As you can see, I am Michael Steele. I didn’t exactly mean what I said today. I was taken out of context by the white man. I will explain this tomorrow, at my chicken and potatoe salad lunch, with another misunderstood leader, Kanye West. And I ain’t escared of that electric dreamsicle lookin’ motherfucker, Boner.

SouthernDem October 5, 2009 at 6:59 pm

For all the latest medical poop, call Surgeon General C. Everett Koop. Poo poo pa-doop.

PoignancySelz October 5, 2009 at 9:16 pm

“William Ayers don’t know shit (or poop) about terrorism”
More troops,
Cut the taxes on the rich, bitch…

PoignancySelz October 5, 2009 at 9:33 pm

I can’t believe noone connected the dots.
Doctors don’t know poop about healthcare because….. they are too busy being racists.
Wait, whitey doc don’t roll with the Steel Mike,
Fix this cap in your white ass,
Oh, and cut taxes on the rich
and more troops, also

mookworthjwilson October 5, 2009 at 10:12 pm

I love that picture of Ehrlich in that video…looks like he has to take a shit…

S.Luggo October 5, 2009 at 10:33 pm

Docs, what do they know? They chum around with whiney sick peoplez and cripples and gimps.

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