• May 27, 2012

Look At All Of The Funny Sarah Palin Book Cover Blingees!

by Jim Newell  5:12 pm October 2, 2009

Okay, for the future: you should know that your editor has an English degree, and the only way he will ever use this in life is by quoting semi-famous lines from novels to see if anyone “gets” them, like a douche. “Look at this tangle of thorns.” We received zero Lolita-themed Blingees which is too bad, because that person would have automatically won. But back to the horror show: Congratulations to winner Jennifer F., for this awesome mutant thing with its dancing penis banana trimming. You win an “iPhone,” Jennifer! It’s a telephone, but it can do other stuff too! Runners-up after the jump.

From top to bottom, the half-winners: Michael R., vinniesaltine, Seth R., mayhemily, Courtney F., and rayuvlite. Half-congratulations, guys — You each win a bucket of herpes from Intern Riley!

(Oh and thank you especially to Editor Juli Weiner, who actually went through the hundreds of submissions and chose the winners — you know, “did all the work.” Blame her!)

{ 146 comments }

V572625694 October 2, 2009 at 5:16 pm

The winner won by exhibiting the most winning “good taste.” Very nice! Palinesque, almost!

Judas Peckerwood October 2, 2009 at 5:16 pm

Something about the last one’s dripping love gun and unstoppable stream of Walnuts’s heads makes it my fave.

mayhemily October 2, 2009 at 5:18 pm

Oh man oh man, my English degree having ass totally missed the Lolita reference! I will now die of shame. But hey, I did win that bucket of herpes from Intern Riley, which is about a million times better than, say, a high five from Sarah Palin (which would contain an actual two full buckets of lipstick wearing herpes). Yay!

Slow Fish October 2, 2009 at 5:18 pm

Who says Americans can’t work hard any more? Great work, everyone.

Vending Machine October 2, 2009 at 5:18 pm

[re=426048]Judas Peckerwood[/re]: I agree. Also.

El Pinche October 2, 2009 at 5:20 pm

hahahaha…Wonkette keeping me sane.

Cape Clod October 2, 2009 at 5:21 pm

Yeah, the happy banana penis protesters makes it the winner for me.

Johnny Zhivago October 2, 2009 at 5:22 pm

Shit, a bucket of herpes is even better than an iPhone!

Gopherit October 2, 2009 at 5:22 pm

Hmmmm. I guess the blingee game is going to have to be stepped up now that people are photoshopping the original before using blingee. Well played, Jennifer. You must have WAY less to do at work than i do.

ericblair October 2, 2009 at 5:23 pm

I love them all so much. The wolves going at Palin’s head and neck and ALSO, Walnuts, are fantastic. iPhones for everyone!

geminisunmars October 2, 2009 at 5:23 pm

[re=426048]Judas Peckerwood[/re]: Yeah, has a subtle je ne sais quoi – oh -that’s why it didn’t win.

Gopherit October 2, 2009 at 5:24 pm

[re=426054]Cape Clod[/re]: Agreed. who could beat that?

Johnny Zhivago October 2, 2009 at 5:24 pm

[re=426056]Gopherit[/re]: It does seem unfair – perhaps there should be two catagories??

SayItWithWookies October 2, 2009 at 5:25 pm

Congrats, folks. Today has just been too Palin-saturated. Fortunately I’m playing Scrabble tonight, an activity unheard of in Governor Facebook’s household.

shortsshortsshorts October 2, 2009 at 5:26 pm

SHE’S A LIZARD PERSON?

Congrats people. I will link to mine anyhoo:

http://blingee.com/blingee/view/99907332-I-m-so-special-?offset=0&owner=Iranamarathon

I AM NOT WORTHY OF YOU PEOPLE.

Fox n Fiends October 2, 2009 at 5:27 pm

i like the last one most. mmmm herp buckets…..

Suds McKenzie October 2, 2009 at 5:27 pm

[re=426048]Judas Peckerwood[/re]: I concur, gaudy yet tasteful.

Will work for shoes October 2, 2009 at 5:27 pm

Sarah’s crotch doubles as a machine gun?! Is that her foreign policy?

TGY October 2, 2009 at 5:28 pm

Yes, that’s definitely the winner for the ‘Rogue’ reference. And who could say no to penis? Well done!

Crazybroad October 2, 2009 at 5:29 pm

Congrats folks! Soooo HOTTTT!

I’m posting mine just because I’m feeling very proud of the fact that I figured out how to make a blingee …

http://blingee.com/blingee/get_codes/99920283-Sarah-Going-Rogue

S.Luggo October 2, 2009 at 5:30 pm

All of this talent used on Palin Blingess. (Sighs.) Pity it couldn’t have been used for evil instead of good.

CaiteeCruelle October 2, 2009 at 5:38 pm

[re=426064]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Ah, I too made use of the tasteful turquoise thrust arrow. And yes, it does look as dirty as it sounds.

[re=426056]Gopherit[/re]: Here’s my blingee. I think I incorporated the same contrasting themes as you did, but yours was much more impressive.

Here’s [a href="http://blingee.com/blingee/view/99909794"]mine[/a].

El Pinche October 2, 2009 at 5:40 pm

Yeah, I’m just a piece of shit, but here:

http://blingee.com/blingee/view/99912063-palin-reagan

It has a aphextwin vibe to it with the reagan face and all.

lochnessmonster October 2, 2009 at 5:40 pm

WOW! I am so blown away by the blingee thingees. I wish I could do such fancy dancy stuff.

shadowMark October 2, 2009 at 5:41 pm

We received zero Lolita-themed Blingees which is too bad…

Hey, I did two “Lolita-based posts” recently and nobody even said Ha ha funny one shadowMark. I thought the Polanski business put off people about Nabokov. This morning hobospacejunkie was talking about Polanski the way Palin talked about Letterman. That kind of talk apparently scared away the Lolita Blingees. As nubile-icious as they would have been.

CaiteeCruelle October 2, 2009 at 5:41 pm

[re=426075]CaiteeCruelle[/re]: Hyperlink fail. Whatever.

slappypaddy October 2, 2009 at 5:43 pm

yeah, that’s a rogue all right, six ways from sunday. i’d know one anywhere.

i’m looking forward to when the glow-in-the-dark caribou barbies hit the market. in time for christmas, i hope. i want one for my dashboard, to match the truknutz hanging from my rear bumper (tho i drives me a metro, it looks butch with them danglin nutz).

El Pinche October 2, 2009 at 5:43 pm

Is it wrong to masturbate to the winning blingee? Will Jesus hate me?

El Pinche October 2, 2009 at 5:47 pm

[re=426079]CaiteeCruelle[/re]: It’s deep.

It says ,” I want to be princess (POTUS) but the cock keeps trying to get in my mouth (PORN). ”

The winner blingee is so Michael Bay. Yours is Jim Jarmusch.

WadISay October 2, 2009 at 5:48 pm

The penis bananas belong in the MOMA, that’s it.

shadowMark October 2, 2009 at 5:49 pm

[re=426079]CaiteeCruelle[/re]: You did everything right except you used erect brackets instead of broken brackets. Broken brackets are the less-than symbol and the greater-than symbol. Just replace the erect brackets you used with broken-brackets and your html works:

Here’s CaiteeCruelle’s

Crank Tango October 2, 2009 at 5:49 pm

[re=426079]CaiteeCruelle[/re]: I still like the ramming arrow. When will she open her goddamned mouth?!

JohnnyMeatworth October 2, 2009 at 5:51 pm

jennifer f. = Jesus

Formerly Preferred October 2, 2009 at 5:53 pm

I haven’t seen her long form birth certificate, but the dancing girls in first runner up may indeed qualify it as a Lolita themed Blingee. Also, don’t you remember the part where Humbert is pursued by a mob boss with the head of a giant cat? Am I thinking of the right book?

el donaldo October 2, 2009 at 5:54 pm

Penis.

Way Cool Larry October 2, 2009 at 5:55 pm

I don’t even like the winner– the last is much better in my book. The never ending Walnuts head is just too awesome for words.

chiniqua October 2, 2009 at 5:57 pm

Damn, so I didn’t get my blingee of Palin as a noble-winged seraph submitted in time?

King of the Dipshits October 2, 2009 at 5:58 pm

Wow, I am so out of my league! Oddly enough, however, I do feel like I had a more productive Friday afternoon than I have had in months. Now, off to drink beer.

http://blingee.com/blingee/view/99906121-American-Girl

Guppy06 October 2, 2009 at 5:59 pm

Sarah ain’t Lolita. More of a Charlotte.

rayovlite October 2, 2009 at 6:01 pm

Mine is the last one out of the half winners. I was going for a more subtle approach than many of my blingee colleagues. I really wanted to capture her essence, and when I think Sarah Palin, I think subtle dripping love gun and flaming Alsos.

Jim89048 October 2, 2009 at 6:01 pm

[re=426081]El Pinche[/re]: He already does!

blinky_twinkie October 2, 2009 at 6:08 pm

[re=426086]El Pinche[/re]: And the hat thingie is saying, “I want to be a candy-striper!” She yearns, people!!

PS. Reagan Palin is AWESOME.

GreatOldOnesParty October 2, 2009 at 6:09 pm

[re=426064]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Double irony.
Click the clicky and scroll down to the right.

http://blingee.com/blingee/view/99909649-I-d-still-hit-that-?offset=1&owner=czn939

GreatOldOnesParty October 2, 2009 at 6:13 pm

[re=426109]GreatOldOnesParty[/re]: dammit, the ad switched!
It was a SarahPAC ad.

magic titty October 2, 2009 at 6:15 pm

The winning Blingee is actually amazing. Jesus Christ, Jennifer.

Aurelio October 2, 2009 at 6:21 pm

Excellent, Jennifer! And congrats to the runners-up, all of whose efforts were masterpieces compared to my amateurish contribution. Sigh.

Godless Liberal October 2, 2009 at 6:22 pm

Hey, no fair, this was a Blingee contest, not a Photoshop-and-Blingee contest. Sour grapes, etc.

Still, had I known Photoshoppery would not get me disqualified, I might have given our girl a beautiful, glistening cock. Or maybe a pullet. I don’t know, maybe both.

Good stuff, all!

GreatOldOnesParty October 2, 2009 at 6:23 pm

Now that I think about it… I don’t even want to know what an “iPhone” does.

Athar October 2, 2009 at 6:25 pm

The publisher should use all of the different covers on separate runs of Palin’s book. That way all true Conservatives (and fundamentalist, anti-choice retarded baby fans) would just have to buy them all. It would very likely mean five or six times the total sales!

dementor October 2, 2009 at 6:26 pm

An “iPhone” is nice, Jim, but why not go all the way and give a “new Pontiac” to our deserving winner, Jennifer F.? In fact, just go full Oprah, and give every.one.a.new.car!!!11!

Potater October 2, 2009 at 6:27 pm

That’s the closest Michael Jackson’s ever been to a vagina.

the problem child October 2, 2009 at 6:29 pm

Nicely done jennifer f. and all the other blingers.

dementor October 2, 2009 at 6:30 pm

[re=426124]Potater[/re]: Has Icke’s identified MJ, like Obama, as reptile-spawned? Otherwise he’s been a bit closer to at least one vag. But I split hairs.

shortsshortsshorts October 2, 2009 at 6:30 pm

[re=426109]GreatOldOnesParty[/re]: My mind is officially blown by that. Thank you for making Friday so special.

proudgrampa October 2, 2009 at 6:32 pm

Wow. I am in AWE, you people. Blingees are really HARD! And I’m with GreatOldOnesParty: I don’t wanna know what an “iPhone” does.

Bless y’all — have a great weekend.

Gopherit October 2, 2009 at 6:34 pm

[re=426075]CaiteeCruelle[/re]: very nice indeed. I wanted to incorporate lightning, too, but couldn’t find a way to do it. It worked well with yours. And the hearts coming from hellfire? Well done.

Gopherit October 2, 2009 at 6:35 pm

[re=426118]Godless Liberal[/re]: no sour grapes here. Next time, though….well, I’ll still lose. My ‘shopping skills need polishing.

Gopherit October 2, 2009 at 6:36 pm

[re=426131]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Blingee is a relatively untapped medium for snark. So many wonderful creations.

whiskey tango foxtrot October 2, 2009 at 6:40 pm

Very happy with the “Also” in flames! Also!

Paul Tardy October 2, 2009 at 6:56 pm

Your forgot to mention that everybody should send money to the Alaska Fund Trust so that we can keep our favorite Alaskan out of jail. She won’t be funny if she goes to jail, jail does things to you. http://www.thealaskafundtrust.com/

teebob2000 October 2, 2009 at 7:05 pm
chascates October 2, 2009 at 7:21 pm

You’re laughing now but if she ever gets to the Oval Office we’ll all be forced to have ‘tard babies, adopt a member of the armed forces who keep us safe, and praise Jesus publicly.

But the chances of her being anything other than a guest on Fox negates those horrors.

bitchincamaro October 2, 2009 at 7:28 pm

I am laughing so heartily, my eyes are bleeding. You will pay for this.

lawrenceofthedesert October 2, 2009 at 7:37 pm

All very artistic, especially given the creative aridity of the subject — but something about a davening Crucifixion hints so splendidly at the dark side.

hobospacejunkie October 2, 2009 at 7:47 pm

Chin up, Mr. Newell! I have an English degree, and from an engineering school, no less, and I’ve been gainfully unemployed for going on 10 years. Illiteracy is overrated. Be proud!

donner_froh October 2, 2009 at 7:50 pm

[re=426057]ericblair[/re]: A Blingee that has a rabid looking wolf chomping on Sarah’s head (or at least on the red, white and blue bow in her hair) deserves a full bucket.

hobospacejunkie October 2, 2009 at 7:55 pm

[re=426078]shadowMark[/re]: Oh, so now it’s my fault no one did a Lolita-themed blingee! Yeah, that’s totally fair.

MGBYG October 2, 2009 at 7:57 pm

Just the word PENIS dancing is enough for me…

Now, that ‘PENIS’ is a word, so innocent, that will ruin an intimate moment…

And, has PENIS ever even shown up anywhere in Penthouse Forums? Hmmm?

And not even a Clinton jok…, damn!

Darkness October 2, 2009 at 8:03 pm

Oh, so photoshop is allowed. Duly noted for next contest. Biotches!

Smoke Filled Roommate October 2, 2009 at 8:04 pm

I thought it was supposed to be straight Blingee. Not reverse cowgirl Photoshop Blingee.

Smoke Filled Roommate October 2, 2009 at 8:05 pm

[re=426186]Darkness[/re]: Agreed.

chascates October 2, 2009 at 8:15 pm

[re=426172]hobospacejunkie[/re]: I thought you were a political science major. Or are you a lifelong student?

hobospacejunkie October 2, 2009 at 8:22 pm

[re=426193]chascates[/re]: Nope, double engrish/communication major, grajiated 21 years ago. And dropped outta grad school (history) advanced degree-less 15 years ago. I’m only a perpetual student in the sense that I continue to read history books with footnotes rather than romance novels.

El Pinche October 2, 2009 at 8:33 pm

[re=426103]Jim89048[/re]: fapfapfapfap!.I just hated him back REAL HARD.

El Pinche October 2, 2009 at 8:36 pm

[re=426108]blinky_twinkie[/re]: Just getting ready for the full on Reaganifico Reaganorama that will go down in 2012 between Palin and what’s his Mormon face.

S.Luggo October 2, 2009 at 9:02 pm

[re=426048]Judas Peckerwood[/re]: Revolution are won with the barrel of tampon, also.

rocktonsammy October 2, 2009 at 9:08 pm

CUNTZILLA

idiot son of an asshole October 2, 2009 at 9:21 pm
jesusbutter October 2, 2009 at 9:34 pm

I made my first blingee too! That Sarah, always so INSPIRATIONAL!
Glitter Graphics

I think it’s funny how we all used a lot of the same blings.

RobPetrified October 2, 2009 at 9:36 pm

OK, so a woman who never reads and can’t create a complete sentence “wrote” a book.
She’s sounding more presidential all the time.
Because the red staters are veeery suspicious of people who can spell and stuff.
Now all she has to do is buy a hat and move to Texas, and the White doublewide will be hers for the asking.

jesusbutter October 2, 2009 at 9:38 pm
jesusbutter October 2, 2009 at 9:40 pm

Also, is that a “Cruella DeVille” white streak in her hair on the winning blingee?

jojojo October 2, 2009 at 9:46 pm
jesusbutter October 2, 2009 at 9:53 pm

[re=426231]jojojo[/re]: that is a DD cup full of WIN.

Darkness October 2, 2009 at 9:54 pm

[re=426227]jesusbutter[/re]: I salute your little red bumper sticker. I think that will be my theme for the next week.

El Pinche October 2, 2009 at 10:03 pm

[re=426231]jojojo[/re]: you win FOREVER

chascates October 2, 2009 at 10:15 pm

[re=426236]jesusbutter[/re]: Do Bristol next!

Trixie October 2, 2009 at 10:20 pm

I just spent a good 10 minutes weeping with laughter at the winner. That is fucking inspired. Bravo!

trondant October 2, 2009 at 10:23 pm

[re=426228]jesusbutter[/re]: It’s cum.

trondant October 2, 2009 at 10:24 pm

Moose cum.

AnSnarkist October 2, 2009 at 10:33 pm

Doesn’t everything Rogue touch die? Yeah, that sounds about right for Sarah Palin.

ALIVE! October 2, 2009 at 10:38 pm

Burning “ALSO” is the greatest.

In the late entry category, [re=426231]jojojo[/re] wins, end of discussion.

nailinpalinnow October 2, 2009 at 10:52 pm

Thank you thank you thank you Wonkette and all you Wankers for existing!

chascates October 2, 2009 at 11:02 pm

[re=426231]jojojo[/re]: Do Bristol next!

Don’t know why I replied to jesusbutter other than haven’t started drinking yet.

PalinsAfterbirth October 2, 2009 at 11:07 pm

Okay… this… this is funnier than the guy who tuned up Teddy Williams’ frozen head with a monkey wrench. This is Triggerific!

JesusButter October 2, 2009 at 11:19 pm
AddHomonym October 2, 2009 at 11:32 pm

If Lanny Davis sees this there is gonna be terrrr-rubble! And Denby? I don’t even wanna THINK about it.

GreenHalo October 2, 2009 at 11:40 pm

Relax, Jim, your English-major cred is secure. Any schmuck can say, “Hmm, light of my life, love of my loins… overdone. Ooh, here’s a really obscure six-word phrase! That’s some Final Jeopardy right there!”

But only an English major would casually drop the phrase in an unrelated paragraph and EXPECT someone to go, “Ooh ooh ooh! Page 149 in that tedious Russian pedophile book! My plan: 1) Use Blingee to turn an adult woman into a pubescent jailbait tease; 2) Publically display my art under my own name; 3) Win a pocket tracking device that stores all my personal data and has a camera and microphone built in! Me FTW!”

Valedictorian, were you? Don’t be bashful, you earned it.

Click October 3, 2009 at 12:18 am

[re=426231]jojojo[/re]: Bloob ribbon!

hobospacejunkie October 3, 2009 at 12:21 am

[re=426231]jojojo[/re]: Nice work! Udderly disgusting, but nice work

laziestgal October 3, 2009 at 1:33 am

Oh no, you all broke the Blingee website! Am I the only person who couldn’t get the site to work? I figured Wonkette drove up the traffic. I’m sad. I love making blingees. Maybe I’ll try now.

idiot son of an asshole October 3, 2009 at 2:00 am
Sick Puppy October 3, 2009 at 2:06 am

[re=426080]slappypaddy[/re]: Must see blingee of metro with trucknutz!

berthamason October 3, 2009 at 8:39 am
patrick12344 October 3, 2009 at 8:53 am

Here is “Sarah’s Reward Blingee” – I really like that one:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/32527116@N06/3977030080/sizes/o/

eclecticbrotha October 3, 2009 at 11:09 am

“Blingee” is the sound my sputum makes when it ricochets off Sarah Palin’s forehead as she wears her tight fitting Rogue costume. So Hawt. Le Fap.

Darkness October 3, 2009 at 11:13 am

[re=426281]laziestgal[/re]: I too blame the Wonketteers. It went sloooooow in the last half hour of the contest. Lucky for you you weren’t trying to make ur blingee then.

Can O Whoopass October 3, 2009 at 11:22 am

Rogue? Maverick? What’s the diff? When Sarah walks into a room, spraying that P*ssy juice all over, the Pugs go NUTS! It’s the mating ritual of Neanderthal wart hogs.

Sharkey October 3, 2009 at 1:20 pm

Do any of you people realize that you can’t format animated GIFs to fit on the cover of a book?

Wonkett is full of teh stoopid.

Robot juice. Out.

BitterDwarf October 3, 2009 at 2:11 pm

[re=426228]jesusbutter[/re]: No! It’s not a Cruella DeVille streak! Am I the only loser here who’s read enough X-Men comics to know that Rogue’s body and hair was used in the winning blingee?!?!?!? It’s Rogue, bet it!?!?!? From the x-men… oh, well…

shadowMark October 3, 2009 at 2:50 pm

[re=426323]Sharkey[/re]: It’s like the new Twister fad: internet hippo clip art caption making.

Here’s internet hippo clip art.

Row 2, Column 3: “Because the Wonkette couldn’t afford to pay health insurance for everyone on its huge staff they fired their data processing manager, built a little paper basket, tied it to a helium balloon and put their former data processing expert in the basket and watched him float away taking along with him their hopes of ever understanding animated GIFs and aspect ratios and technical digital things like a hippopotamus floating away.”

patrick12344 October 3, 2009 at 3:55 pm

Here is the “Diva Going Rogue” blingee:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/32527116@N06/3977632960/sizes/o/

And the “Million Dollar Smile” commemoration blingee:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/32527116@N06/3976781697/sizes/o/

JesusButter October 3, 2009 at 4:57 pm

[re=426326]BitterDwarf[/re]: thanks, the winning entry makes so much more sense now. Sorry, but I’m completely ignorant about comics, unless it’s Bloom County.

the problem child October 3, 2009 at 5:57 pm

Belated blingee, not made under pressure of deadline, so everything that sucks about it is totally intentional.
http://image.blingee.com/images17/content/output/000/000/000/5f5/504826081_746667.gif?4

Extemporanus October 3, 2009 at 7:25 pm

SHIT! Is it too late to enter?

I’ve been furiously masturbating to the Cumming Rogue: An American Bukkake book cover non-stop ever since Jim first announcced the contest, and I still haven’t been able to finiaaahhnnungghhhawwwenhhhgghuugaaa!…

Extemporanus October 3, 2009 at 7:35 pm

[re=426348]Extemporanus[/re]: Well, uh, sorry about that.

As you might’ve guessed, I finally finished my Blingee. Check it out!</b

So messy!

S.Luggo October 3, 2009 at 8:48 pm

[re=426243]chascates[/re]: Bristol’s been done
That’s the caption under her name in the Wasilla High School year book.

boy_howdy October 3, 2009 at 9:57 pm

The dripping love gun is a nice touch, but why not throw subtlety to the wolves and do her up in Gene Simmons tongue and greasepaint? Oh, and shouldn’t Grampy be staring at her butt?

Click October 3, 2009 at 10:57 pm

[re=426332]patrick12344[/re]: You win.

Click October 3, 2009 at 10:59 pm

[re=426349]Extemporanus[/re]: It’s a bit monochromatic, but still very, uh – tasteful.

S.Luggo October 3, 2009 at 11:21 pm

[re=426329]shadowMark[/re]:

And thus began the story of Moses. (Exodus 2:3-6:10)

S.Luggo October 3, 2009 at 11:29 pm

So the question remains: How can one write a publishable autobigraphy in just four months?

Answer: Easy, if you fill the pages with crayon drawings.

TheJerkStoreCalled October 4, 2009 at 12:44 am

In what respect, Blingee?

Extemporanus October 4, 2009 at 1:14 am

[re=426368]Click[/re]: The voluminous whitewashing can be chalked-up to an all-oyster diet, and a pragmatic desire to retain some level of commercial viability.

Speaking of which, when her book actually hits the shelves, I’m seriously considering surreptitiously replacing the real dust jacket with the subtly subversive Cumming Rogue: An American Bukkake pic.

Think “Project Mayhem”, but with fewer repressed homosexuality-fueled explosions.

PoignancySelz October 4, 2009 at 2:09 am

[re=426379]Extemporanus[/re]: I totally agree with the cum “white culture” money motif. Minimalistic, yet punctuated with a metaphysical touch. It might have been late, but, hell, it’s the weekend, and I think it’s the winner. The other blingee-thingee entrants like to celebrate our 2nd amendment rights, and we need to do that while we can, But man, I’m all over that prison #. How the fuck is this bitch not in jail? mmmm, mmmmm, mmmm
I said it a year ago, this fraud could make Cheney look like the opposite of Skoalrebel.

Trig in ’44

Smoke Filled Roommate October 4, 2009 at 2:29 am

FWIW, here’s my two: one and two.

[re=426323]Sharkey[/re]: I prefer ‘Blorp out.’ But that’s just me. Bleep blorp.

Suds McKenzie October 4, 2009 at 3:04 am

[re=426378]TheJerkStoreCalled[/re]: godamn poets.

Click October 4, 2009 at 11:37 am

[re=426379]Extemporanus[/re]: Sounds like a splendid idea.
Thought her vodka ad needed a skosh more detail.
http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/8047/33706380.jpg

patrick12344 October 4, 2009 at 1:56 pm

Here is another one – Sarah, the blackberry bunny:

http://tinyurl.com/ybp8teo

Blingeeing is quite addictive… ;-)

patrick12344 October 4, 2009 at 2:10 pm
patrick12344 October 4, 2009 at 3:55 pm

Look at all the other Sarah Palin blingees here:

http://palingates.blogspot.com/

Click October 4, 2009 at 4:47 pm

[re=426414]patrick12344[/re]: Way OT – but in that blog’s photo comparison of sarah’s pregnancy status, the dog at the woman’s feet in the top photo explains that goofy look on her face – but what’s Sarah’s excuse???

shadowMark October 4, 2009 at 5:26 pm

[re=426416]Click[/re]: Those photos were taken many years before Sarah perfected her “Going Rogue” look. I believe she experimented with many other images before settling for that “Going Rogue” smile. In those early photos I think we’re seeing some of her early personas, perhaps one of these early Sarah Palin looks:

“Going Salami” look
“Going Roller Skating” look
“Going Grasshopper Watching” look
“Going To Make Hot Dogs” look
“Going To Look For Bristol” look
“Going Puddle Splashing” look
“Going Flatulent Under My Skirt” look
“Going Going Gone” look
“Going To Sleep With The Photographer” look
“Going To Fall Apart Soon,” look

Georgia Burning October 4, 2009 at 6:47 pm

Good choice for #1, gotta be seven figures for the film rights. Scarlett Johansson will get the lead role with a cameo by Aunt Peg as Cindy McCain.

PoignancySelz October 4, 2009 at 7:05 pm

Hence the title does describe her — Freudian slip or what? Spalin has used the word in the usual connotation to go after people in the past. So what’s the difference if she called it….
Going Simpleton
Going Fraudulent
Going Psychopathic
Going Quitter
Going to a Witch Exorcism
Going Blingee
Going to help Todd build a house
with a couple of buddies
Going to call my bro-in-law rogue
Going to threaten Left Wing Bloggers
Going to name “our” next kids Stonewall and
Lash (Out)
Going Rebel with love skoal on my face
Going Glanton

DustBowlBlues October 4, 2009 at 7:14 pm

I didn’t enter and don’t know how to do blingee anyway, but I might have hired some kid to do it for me if I knew the iphone prize was real. I don’t want an iphone that much, but would have it engraved as being to me for being a wonkette SP blingee winner.

Wonkette iphone–now that would be special.

CaliforniaMike October 4, 2009 at 8:33 pm

Sarah didn’t even know what “going rogue” meant until Todd came home from a night out with Levi and said they had “gone rogue.”

Long Form Def Certificate October 4, 2009 at 8:51 pm

[re=426434]CaliforniaMike[/re]: More likely, Todd came home to find Sarah with Levi.

Trig really is hers, too. But Levi is the baby-father. Andrew Sullivan is half-right.

teebob2000 October 5, 2009 at 8:09 am

[re=426424]Georgia Burning: Aunt Peg as Cindy McCain[/re]

Wow, that’s an olde-skool throwback reference!! Spent many happy fappable moments with Aunt Peg in my youth. *sign*

She’s almost too hot to be lizard-lady; she’s gotta work on the robo-eyed, unblinking burning stare.

NSFW: http://www.auntpeg.com/images/TheBestOfAuntPeg.gif

Deepthroat October 5, 2009 at 8:21 am
Deepthroat October 5, 2009 at 8:37 am

Perhaps you don’t remember this beautiful Charlton Heston Blingee… Penis.

http://blingee.com/blingee/view/88745728-fag?offset=3&owner=zeptokitty&content=Glitter-Graphics

I love Blingee way too much.

Catholics4Condoms October 5, 2009 at 11:35 am

That eternal recurrence Walnuts one is Trip-E!

Min October 5, 2009 at 11:42 am

Impressive. Most impressive. Obama-wan has taught you well.

Tchim October 5, 2009 at 5:40 pm

Like others here, I have to admit to limited ability with Blingee – but I would like to make a modest suggestion. Could Conservapedia use
blingee.com to illustrate this project?

http://swampland.blogs.time.com/2009/10/05/coming-soon-the-new-international-free-market-bible/?xid=rss-topstories

Captain Swing October 9, 2009 at 6:53 am

Once again, Wonketteers capture the tenor of the times.

Solid gold cased iPhones for all, I say!

terycarl October 19, 2009 at 12:14 am

[re=430382]Captain Swing[/re]: wonketteers are a group of low life ignoramuses who aren’t worthy to shine the shoes of Sarah Palin. I cannot understand why anyone would stoop so low as to demean a person they don’t even know. You idiots know nothing about her and what you think you know, you are incapable of understanding. Your language is filthy, your statements about her are absolutely asinine if you have nothing better than to sit around and condemn a person a thousand times mure successfulthanyorselves, how about looking into one of those Obama “stimulus “jobs….lots of luck in finding one of those

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