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Urban Chicken’s Suffrage Movement A Huge Success In DC

  • What do you call 229 teachers in DC? “Fired.” [DCist]
  • Hey, remember The Great War? No? Well, five million dollars says you will. [Washington Examiner]
  • It’s nice to know there is an internet archive of all the times Metro fucked up. [Unsuck Metro DC]
  • Here is your Friday feel-good love story. We can’t wait for the Disney adaptation. [Washington Times]
  • Today we are all urban chickens. [Washington Examiner]

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Riley is an "internet blogger." He has written for such internet websites as True/Slant and the terrible Brangelina gossip emporium "The Huffington Post." Riley lives in northeast DC, near H Street. Maybe you do too and want to hang out?

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