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There Is Only One Thing To Do With This Sarah Palin Book Cover…

BLINGEE CONTEST. Send your entry (link or attachment) to tips@wonkette.com by 3:30 this afternoon with the subject line, “LOOK AT THIS TANGLE OF THORNS.” Winner gets an “iPhone.” Well? MUSH, MUSH. [Washington Independent]


1:28 PM on Fri October 2 2009
By Jim Newell
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  1. I love the subtle hint that she’s not wearing anything under that windbreaker.

  2. SmutBoffin says at 1:34 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    That cover REALLY needs some “dancing Stormtrooper Trigs” to make it not suck. Alas, I hath not the art of Blingee.

    The fake Wonkette prizes are getting better, though. An iPhone beats a chocolate dildo any day.

  3. GreatOldOnesParty says at 1:35 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    oh IT. IS. ON!

  4. blinky_twinkie says at 1:36 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    How mavericky of her to wear a hoodie on the cover of her “auto”biography.

  5. supremecourtjester says at 1:37 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    How can we miss her if she won’t go away?

    And going Rouge–she did that in elementary school! Oh–never mind !

  6. SmutBoffin says at 1:38 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    HOLY SHIT if the cover has been released then WHEN ARE THE EXCERPTS COMING?

  7. Sarah Palin is a despicable human and a terrible example of…OH! SHINY PIN!!111!!!!!!

  8. shadowMark says at 1:39 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    That whole cover is a subliminal seduction. In the folds of her jacket by her elbows. In her hair. In the clouds. Everywhere it says SEX and DEATH and FUCK. I love her now and want to vote for her.

  9. Prommie says at 1:39 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    Well, this will certainly cement her reputation as a serious thinker.

  10. HipHopOpotamus says at 1:41 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    Can I substitute making out with Riley for an iPhone?

  11. El Pinche says at 1:42 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    The book cover has JCPenney written all over it.

  12. magic titty says at 1:44 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    Didn’t O’Reilly wear some gay-ass windbreaker on the cover of his dumb book too?

  13. shadowMark says at 1:44 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    HipHopOpotamus: See! Subliminal seduction! Just looking at the cover of that book made you want to get all SEXDEATHFUCK with the intern!

  14. btwbfdimho says at 1:45 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    Does she know what rogue means?

  15. Anonymous Office Zombie says at 1:45 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    I am so going rogue with my coporate image consultant and my book cover targeting the middle-aged, female Chrisitian romance reading demographic.

  16. PortlandSmartAss says at 1:45 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    Better title: GOING ROUGE

  17. Crank Tango says at 1:45 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    Click: that’s because the GOP repo’ed all her fancy clothes. Love the “wash and wear hair” tho.

  18. rhodium says at 1:46 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    Is Todd ready with his autobiography “Going Commando”?

  19. bureaucrap says at 1:48 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    Could you elaborate on the difference between an iPhone and the “iPhone” you are offering? is it anything like the “I-Rack” that they announced on MAD-Tv?

  20. DoctorCulturae says at 1:49 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    Glowing Hogue.

  21. RacerMex says at 1:50 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    Am I the only person concerned that she is looking to the left? Is putin over there?

  22. Honestly, I thought it would take a Leibovitz to capture just the proper amount of vacuity to reflect Sarah’s inner universe. Kudos to the Sears photographer, really.

  23. Canuck13652 says at 1:51 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    I read the cover and her red shirt/parka/eskimosuit made me read it as “going rouge,” and was confused because REAL AMURRICANS don’t speak Surrenderspeak (aka French).

  24. hobospacejunkie says at 1:51 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    Easy there, PortlandSmartAss. Dial down the funny. Don’t go blowin’ your wad all at once. Also, what is Snowbilly lookin’ at? Or is that her trying to ignore the fact that she’s not wearing pants?

  25. Paul Tardy says at 1:51 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    I don’t like the title. I hope there are recipes of authentic Alaskan cuisine. Anybody know what they eat there?

  26. MingPicket says at 1:51 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    is it time to start talking about her cleavage like we did for clinton during the primaries?

  27. monkeyball says at 1:54 pm, October 2nd, 2009

  28. geminisunmars says at 1:54 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    DoctorCulturae: In shades like Pink Starburst, Raspberry Kiss, and Crimson Heart.

  29. Suds McKenzie says at 1:56 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    Drops out of 3+ colleges, joins an in insane religion, gets way into debt,has legal-ethical problems, skip’s out of responsibilities, has a “tard” brood, then cashes in.

    Truley, .. An American Life

  30. geminisunmars says at 1:56 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    monkeyball: I think that sums it up.

  31. hobospacejunkie says at 1:57 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    So who’s gonna play her in the made-for-teevee movie? The large chick from The Drew Carey Show? Ugly Betty?

  32. Crank Tango: Those whoop-dee-doos on the end of her hair look like crab-legs.

  33. user-of-owls says at 1:58 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    magic titty: Murdoch’s getting ready to roll out FOX WEATHER and these are secret auditions.

  34. Suds McKenzie says at 1:58 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    “truly”, … pull it together Suds … the horror, … the horror

  35. monkeyball: I’ll second that.

  36. user-of-owls says at 1:59 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    Suds McKenzie: Yeah, she’s really more of a manualdidact, isn’t she?

  37. dum librul says at 2:00 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    I can see Russia in the background.

  38. Prommie says at 2:00 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    RacerMex: Have you never taken a pet to a pet photographer? She is looking at the assistant, who is shaking a little squeeky toy and making funny noises, its the standard method used to get the subject to look alert.

  39. Suds McKenzie says at 2:01 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    user-of-owls: if you say so, I’m going to have to google that.

  40. Schmenge says at 2:01 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    umm…pearl necklace?

  41. monkeyball says at 2:02 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    Why do I feel like I’ve seen that typeface and kerning somewhere before?

  42. I’m placing a wager that the book will have some glossy insert photos - including several with her proudly prostrated over some unfortunate lifeless ungulate.

  43. Holy Cow!! says at 2:02 pm, October 2nd, 2009
  44. yargisbargis says at 2:03 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    I like that sky behind her. “There’s a storm coming”

  45. Monsieur Grumpe says at 2:04 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    You have got to admit, she has that vacant, I don’t have any discerning thoughts in my head look down. Probably doesn’t have to practice, she’s a natural.

  46. SmutBoffin says at 2:04 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    magic titty: This is a look that white folks adopt so that they can appear outdoors-y without looking out-of-place at a PTA meeting.

  47. user-of-owls: Wow, I’m just like that - except the opposite.

  48. jetjaguar says at 2:05 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    This is the single most important task I have ever undertaken.

  49. proudgrampa says at 2:05 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    Well, I just tried my first blingee. That was exhilarating!! So where’s my “iPod”??

  50. DustBowlBlues says at 2:05 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    shadowMark: “I love her now and want to vote for her.”

    Or are you simply too shy to admit you actually want to fuck her now? I’m a woman and straight, so can’t give much advice on the subject, but I recommend you gag her one way or another so she won’t kill your buzz with that chain saw voice of hers. Use your imagination on ways to stuff something in her mouth.

  51. progressiveinga says at 2:06 pm, October 2nd, 2009
  52. Cape Clod says at 2:06 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    I’m just sorry she isn’t being embraced by Fabio.

  53. V572625694 says at 2:06 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    All right my friends, remember when Ken (whatever happened to him, anyway?) chastised us for relentlessly making fun of Meghan McCain’s appearance. I mean, it’s not like Sarah’s an irresistable coked-up 13-year-old in Jack Nicholson’s hot tub.

  54. slappypaddy says at 2:06 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    her breasts are going rogue? her nipples? i’m confused.

  55. phineas_bounderby says at 2:07 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    I went for taste and dignity in my Blingee entry, and hope that Wonkette rewards my restraint and show of respect for one of our national icons. Also.

  56. widestanceromancer says at 2:07 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    She looks like a souless Lenscrafters model in her best shots, and in the rest, an amateur porn skank about to have her glasses knocked off from behind.

    In this one, she looks like she just put her glasses back on.

  57. Way Cool Larry says at 2:09 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    Blingee seems to be overwhelmed by the demand right now, can’t get mine initialized… :P

  59. OzoneTom says at 2:09 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    Mine seems to be covered in some sort of rancid glue…

  60. Crank Tango says at 2:09 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    Click: them’s alaskan extensions, i.e. crab legs.

  61. MingPicket: “Writing” these memoirs obviously allowed Sarah to get everything off her chest.

  62. DustBowlBlues says at 2:10 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    monkeyball: This is the first time I’ve ever said this, and everyone gets one, no matter how cliched. (I can’t figure out how to add the acute ? accent over the e on wonkette just like I can’t figure out how to do strike overs or italics. So I join monkeyball in the following category:)

    Epic fail.

    There. I got my one. I’ll never do it again.

    I read on Huffpo that her book isn’t selling and she can’t book any high priced speaking gigs because she’s a moron. EPIC FAIL

  63. magic titty says at 2:10 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    SmutBoffin: Sarah Palin hates them PTA people and will shoot moose whenever she feels like it, thank you.

  64. DustBowlBlues says at 2:11 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    user-of-owls: My favorite comment so far.

  65. Is it the photo of her or does she really have no boobs?

  66. Kingbee says at 2:12 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    Monsieur Grumpe: She’s looking across the water over to the mountains of Russia! Or is that the country of Africa? Whatever — somewhere those foreigns live.

  67. progressiveinga: Those look like painfully engorged moose scroti dangling by her face. I like it.

  68. shortsshortsshorts says at 2:13 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    ZOO: What? What the hell are you talking about?

  69. Tommmcatt says at 2:14 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    MingPicket:

    More importantly, has anyone gotten a good look at her ankles yet?

  70. Gopherit says at 2:14 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    progressiveinga: Those blood drops look a bit like truck nutz when they ave just the right distance between them

  71. proudgrampa: I dissolved in tears after accidently applying 3 ginormous eyebrows to her shoulder. Blingee’s hard.

  72. Way Cool Larry says at 2:15 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    Way Cool Larry: hey, I didn’t want THAT emoticon, I wanted a goofy tongue out, not a happy one

    sigh

    :/

  73. DustBowlBlues says at 2:16 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    DustBowlBlues: Second fail doesn’t count because I used up my one ALL CAPS e.f. Please, someone, verify the “book isn’t selling nor her speaking gigs” so I can enjoy my weekend. And do it quick, because I promised myself I wouldn’t waste the day on “my” wonkette.

  74. magic titty says at 2:16 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    OzoneTom: Ha!

    monkeyball: Cosign.

    monkeyball: Holy shit. Yes!

  75. SwanSwanH says at 2:16 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    I’m sensing that it’s the elephant in the room, but… FLAG PIN!

    I mean, really, people.

  76. yargisbargis says at 2:16 pm, October 2nd, 2009

  77. How’d they get that sky to look so Christian?

  78. DustBowlBlues says at 2:18 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    monkeyball: Hey, monkey: Who knew that when you finally got it in it would be a literary reference. I’m impressed. How did you do that? The new Google search can’t be that good.

  79. taylormattd says at 2:20 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    HipHopOpotamus: Step off, bitch! He’s mine!

  80. Jukesgrrl says at 2:20 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    In Wonkette World, an iPhone is Riley’s old out-of-service cell with the letter “i” carved in it backwards.

  81. Voyou Charmant says at 2:22 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    I thought the answer was going to be “cum all over it”

  82. SwanSwanH: What? You have a problem with a symbol symbolically symbolizing a symbol by wearing a symbol of a symbol? Yeah, me too.

  83. shadowMark says at 2:24 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    DustBowlBlues:

    1) The easiest way to get funky characters (MicheŸe) is by typing a post in Microsoft word and using its “insert symbol” feature then pasting the post into Wonkette’s editor.

    2) Strikeover and bold and italic are done by using by putting open and close tags around text. Open tags are open-broken-bracket (less than symbol) followed by s for strikeover or b for bold or i for italic followed by a closed-broken-bracket (greater than symbol). The close tag is an open-broken-bracket (less than symbol) followed by a backslash (the thing below the ? on a standard keyboard) followed by an s or b or i followed by a closed-broken-bracket.

    So this looks like this

    [b]So this looks like this[/b] only with broken brackets instead of erect brackets.

    I hope that’s helpful but I’ve probably made some stupid error I won’t see until the second after I hit the submit comment button.

  84. kewlguy42069 says at 2:26 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    i went balls-out obnoxious in my entry, hope yall like it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  85. PerhapsSo says at 2:26 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    I requested book cover blingee on the Steve Schmidt thread, and once again my Wonkette has come through. I love you guys.

  86. yargisbargis says at 2:28 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    shadowMark: Yes, I did enjoy the stupid errors

  87. Come here a minute says at 2:31 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    Is she supposed to be Morrissey or James Dean?

  88. Snarkalicious says at 2:32 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    SmutBoffin: Not if you’re lonely and homeless.

  89. Suds McKenzie says at 2:32 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    Tommmcatt: that’s a funny.

  90. Click: Republicans are nothing if not symbol-minded creatures.

  91. Well now *that* was fun!!! Blingee’s in da mail.

    I can haz iPhone?

    xoxo,
    vdoll

  92. Snarkalicious says at 2:34 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    magic titty: Same one. He jerked off in it and mailed it to her about two weeks ago, and it’s been glued there ever since.

  93. proudgrampa says at 2:34 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    Click: You know, I did that too my first try. But I kept at it. See if this link works: http://blingee.com/profile/proudgrampa/blingees

  94. Crank Tango says at 2:35 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    Voyou Charmant: that is certain to get you banned from the local Barnes & Noble. Might work at Borders tho.

  95. geminisunmars says at 2:36 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    shadowMark: YOU ARE MY HERO(INE) FOR THE DAY (if this works)(or rather - if I’m up to following instructions.)

  96. slithytoves says at 2:36 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    Click: At first I thought you were being funny, and then I looked at it, and by God, that is a Christian looking sky.

  97. Crank Tango says at 2:38 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    I went with a minimalist approach…http://blingee.com/blingee/view/99908110

  98. I Am Not Your Gary Busey says at 2:38 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    DustBowlBlues: Damn, you had me with “buzz” & “chain saw,” but when you mentioned voice I just lost it. Perhaps monkeyball’s: comment had me all riled up.

  99. Way Cool Larry says at 2:38 pm, October 2nd, 2009

  100. proudgrampa: Thanks, you’re a sweetpea - and NICE Blingee.

  101. geminisunmars says at 2:40 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    yargisbargis: Nice. I guess SP is the October surprise, again this year.

  102. magic titty says at 2:41 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    shadowMark: Thanks, for fucking that up. But you get an ‘E’ for effort.

  103. AnnieGetYourFun says at 2:42 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    Yay, I submitted mine! I changed her lips to match the “cuntface” that we are all so fond of.

  104. geminisunmars says at 2:43 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    slithytoves: twas brillig - all those subliminal crosses

  105. shadowMark says at 2:44 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    geminisunmars: I don’t want RPC mad at me, but I am reasonably male and reasonably straight.

    Sorry the strikeover tip didn’t work. Ulimately you can _always_ figure out how someone does something tricky by having your browser display the source of a page and searching until you find the HTML they used.

    Here’s one last HTML tip. You do a link like this:

    Sarah Palin nude painting

    That line looks like this but you have to change the erect brackets to broken brackets. You just copy the url from a browser window and paste it between the quotes in the open tag:

    [a href="http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/chi-sarah-palin-nude-0930,0,273867.story"]Sarah Palin nude painting[/a]

  106. monkeyball says at 2:44 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    Yeah, that was indeed an epic fail on my first one.

    Here’s a good side-by-side of the two book covers.

  107. GreatOldOnesParty says at 2:44 pm, October 2nd, 2009
  108. Aurelio says at 2:45 pm, October 2nd, 2009
  109. Way Cool Larry says at 2:45 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    proudgrampa: seems like you captured her pretty well– good work

  110. Gopherit says at 2:45 pm, October 2nd, 2009
  111. shadowMark says at 2:49 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    magic titty: Aw, come on. YOU write about HTML in an editor without a preview feature. I didn’t do all that bad. The strikeover thing didn’t work but everything else looked more or less the way I intended. I know there are ways to make broken-brackets (? &le &gt test ? ) but without a preview I just substituted erect brackets.

    At least I didn’t create an HTML holocaust…

  112. geminisunmars says at 2:50 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    shadowMark: Thanks for the tips. I am copying and pasting into my notes as we speak - sort of.

    And just to practice: Isn’t “reasonably male” oxymoranic?

  113. GreatOldOnesParty says at 2:52 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    Gopherit: Nicely done!
    Are those Truknuttz(tm) over the S and the H?

  114. EdFlinstone says at 2:53 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    After looking at her outfit, I never realized Sarah was part of the US olympic sailing team.

  115. CaiteeCruelle says at 2:57 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    phineas_bounderby: Oh, same here with mine.

  116. Gopherit says at 2:57 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    GreatOldOnesParty: TY. And yes, but made from the blood drops. My muse took me there.’

    Still, I have seen some of my competition. This is going to be a good one.

  117. magic titty says at 2:57 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    shadowMark: Actually, when I looked at your post again, you didn’t fuck it up, and I’m an asshole. Appy-polly-loggies.

  118. Suds McKenzie says at 2:59 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    GreatOldOnesParty: slow clap.

  119. Aurelio says at 3:01 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    Gopherit: Now that’s a masterpiece. Right out of They Live.

  120. mardam422 says at 3:03 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    Going Rogue. Is that anything like going commando?
    Looks like our Sarah is going both in that picture.

  121. Tundra Grifter says at 3:06 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    Mrs. Palin must have read The Onion article about Barack Obama practicing staring off into the distance.

  122. I was going to create some Jesus/Crucifix stamps but I had limited time this morning:

    http://blingee.com/blingee/view/99910611-Progressing-Our-Values

  123. CaiteeCruelle says at 3:08 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    Gopherit: I had the same idea but you did much more beautifully.

  124. Darkness says at 3:08 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    My first attempt at a Blingee. I can see that raising this to a fine craft would involve making strategic custom stamps for each one you do. Deadline and real life precluded that here. Sarah Palin’s new book. Be gentle.

  125. PlanetWingnuta says at 3:10 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    someone needs to add death panels and have turkey deaths in the background.

  126. GreatOldOnesParty says at 3:10 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    Suds McKenzie: you can’t just start a slow clap all on your own.
    you have to wait for the right moment.

  127. vladster says at 3:11 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    I don’t know. The jacket just screams “cumfukme, cumfukme, cumfukme!”
    Or is she just waitin’ for the skool bus.

  128. jetjaguar says at 3:11 pm, October 2nd, 2009

  129. I guess it was only a matter of time before she got an adverstising deal.
    http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/7650/63431776.jpg

  130. bitchincamaro says at 3:13 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    magic titty: Yes, O’Reilly is a gay-ass windbreaker.

  131. proudgrampa says at 3:13 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    Way Cool Larry: Thanks!

  132. jetjaguar: NICE. I was looking for a Jesus stamp like that one……

  133. Gopherit says at 3:14 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    jetjaguar: photoshopping and then blingee? You have upped the game, my friend.

  134. progressiveinga says at 3:15 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    MarSF: I don’t have an iPhone to give you, but you win the day, my friend.

  135. Will work for shoes says at 3:17 pm, October 2nd, 2009
  136. TubeCity says at 3:18 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    Say, Isn’t the Anti-christ a rogue?

    Aren’t witches rogues?

    Whose hair has she draped around her neck like a scarf?

    And why is she wearing a hood made of hair, about a foot wider than her own hair?

    Why don’t they just photoshop still more hair everywhere, all over her jacket and the sky?

  137. GreatOldOnesParty says at 3:21 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    jetjaguar: ROFLCOPTER!!!
    How did you get the “Words on Paper”?

  138. greenbean says at 3:25 pm, October 2nd, 2009

  139. jetjaguar: Tis a thing of beauty!

  140. Formerly Preferred says at 3:26 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    So, here is this thing. So many options. So hard to choose. I tried very hard to enforce a two spider limit.

    http://blingee.com/blingee/view/99910790-Sarah-Palin-Book-Cover

  141. Godless Liberal says at 3:30 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    I do not know why but I keep suspecting that “iPhone” in quotation marks like that is shorthand for “iPhone picture of Baby SKS” which isn’t a bad prize either, but I can’t sell that on Craigslist for drug money.

  142. The Frogurt Is Also Cursed says at 3:31 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    Never Blingee’d before - here’s my first effort

    http://blingee.com/blingee/get_code/99912693?image=522873392

  143. Formerly Preferred: Nice use of the dollar sign, my friend. And the Skull Deer is pretty good too.

  144. Godless Liberal says at 3:35 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    And since it is unlikely to be declared a winner and shown for all the world, here’s mine:

    http://img245.imageshack.us/i/goingrogue.gif/

  145. jetjaguar says at 3:37 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    thanks wonketeers, and GreatOldOnesParty, I cheated and used photoshop first (well, a program like photoshop anyways)

  146. The Frogurt Is Also Cursed: Not to sound disrespectful, but is this really your first time? Very nice, my friend. Very nice.

  147. Smoke Filled Roommate says at 3:39 pm, October 2nd, 2009
  148. IonaTrailer says at 3:39 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    “Drops out of 3+ colleges, joins an in insane religion, gets way into debt,has legal-ethical problems, skip’s out of responsibilities, has a “tard” brood, then cashes in.”

    You fergot the affairs while Governor, the crystal meth and the divorce from Eskimo boy. Also, when is the porn movie with Levi Johnson coming out? I would totally do him.

    Grrrr-awoool (Cougar hiss)

  149. SenatePage says at 3:39 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    I decided to leave the K Mart fleece in all of its hillbilly glory:

    http://blingee.com/blingee/get_codes/99912563-Mrs-PresidentofMe

  150. proudgrampa says at 3:42 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    This thread looks like a blingeecaust…

  151. slithytoves says at 3:43 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    geminisunmars: I think I failed my first bolding quiz.

  153. gatorboy says at 3:44 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    Is it just me or does the cover look remarkably like the poster for The 40 Year Old Virgin?

    http://posterwire.com/image.php?img_full=/wp-content/images/40-year-old_virgin.jpg&img_title=The+40-Year-Old+Virgin+poster

  154. gatorboy: Nailed it!!

  155. Smoke Filled Roommate says at 3:52 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    proudgrampa: Don’t you mean Blingeecaust?

  156. mollymcguire says at 3:53 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    shadowMark: You left out “Drill.”

  157. KatsJustSayin says at 3:53 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    The disasta’ from Alaska is at it again! Oh golly gee – I hope you didn’t actually believe Sarah Palin was stepping out of the limelight for realsies when she bailed on the Land of the Midnight Sun! No, no. In fact, her soon-to-be released memoir is topping the charts! Can you say book tour in Wasillan? Palin’s publisher, Harper is printing 1.5 million copies of the autobiography, titled “Going Rogue: An American Life”. And kudos to you Sarah Barracuda! Word on the street is that you were “unbelievably conscientious and hands-on at every stage” when you went to write your very own memoir, which is pretty cool – considering it is in fact, your very own memoir.

    http://threestarsandtwobars.blogspot.com/

  158. coolcatdaddy says at 3:53 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    “I can see Russia from here!!”

    “Does this red windbreaker make me look like Nancy Reagan?!?”

    “… and we have a slight chance of showers today, you betcha! Back to you, Skip!”

  159. The Huffington Pogue says at 3:54 pm, October 2nd, 2009
  160. Formerly Preferred says at 3:56 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    Avid: Actually it kind of looks like Erik Estrada in drag on the cover of Dianetics. Awesome.

  161. Redhead says at 3:56 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    I just realized I actually spelled nuclear correctly, but whatever.
    http://blingee.com/blingee/get_code/99907725?image=504221330

  162. pondscum says at 3:58 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    My first blingee. Past deadline, so kiss my ass.
    http://blingee.com/blingee/view/99914562-MooseHunt

  163. Redhead says at 4:00 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    Redhead: ahhhh. Not correctly, but not “nucular” either.

    It’s Friday, my brain shut off sometime yesterday.

  164. Crazybroad says at 4:02 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    Paul Tardy: Why fake Amerrrrrican Nigerian librul-socialist-fascist Democrats that they shot from helicopters, of course.

  165. DoktorZoom says at 4:06 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    I dunno, I think mine may be too restrained:

    http://blingee.com/blingee/view/99908216

  166. DoktorZoom says at 4:08 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    (FDoktorZoom: I should add that this is my Very First Blingee Evar. Also, Iam twelve years old and what is this?

  167. yargisbargis says at 4:10 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    I am shamed by my competition. May the “worthiest” who have “jousted” with “honor” on this field gain the “laurels” of “victory”!

    Let the “judging” commence!!

  168. The Huffington Pogue says at 4:10 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    My only regret is that I wasn’t able to change her shirt from red to brown.

  169. Suds McKenzie says at 4:10 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    IonaTrailer: save it for the sequel; “A Bold Fresh Piece of Wasilla”.

  170. Needs to move the flag pin over the nipple for greater provocativeness. Two flag pins for preference.

  171. whiskey tango foxtrot says at 4:13 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    I know I’m late. But I had to put a little something over that fucking lapel pin:
    http://blingee.com/blingee/view/99915284-Glitter-Graphics

  172. Mine! :
    [a href="http://blingee.com/blingee/view/99908559-Going-Rogue
    "]http://blingee.com/blingee/view/99908559-Going-Rogue
    [/a]

  173. That was a fail.

  174. memzilla says at 4:20 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    Meh. First attempt.

    http://Blingee.com/blingee/view/99910468

    Beni. Bidi. Blingee.

  176. The Little Rock says at 4:28 pm, October 2nd, 2009
  177. Smoke Filled Roommate says at 4:33 pm, October 2nd, 2009
  178. Retard Strength says at 4:36 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    Where’s my fukin’ “iPhone?” Please nail this down before 5:00 EST.

  179. teebob2000 says at 4:40 pm, October 2nd, 2009

  180. long time stalker, first time commenter (+blingeer)

    maybe a bit old skool, sorry:

    http://blingee.com/blingee/get_codes/99917233-Satan-Pariah-Gone-Baby-Gone

  181. teebob2000 says at 4:44 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    KatsJustSayin: Negative whore diamonds for you, beyotch.

  182. (i am in awe of Anger Bear and Words On Paper - - pure jeanyus!)

  183. Smoke Filled Roommate says at 4:49 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    Isn’t that the same red jacket she wore for Runner’s World?

  184. Dolmance says at 5:01 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    Her cover picture is positively dog like, like a Labrador Retriever… No matter what she’s feeling, no matter what’s going on - she’s got the same expression for happiness, sadness, joy, excitement, depression, fear, loathing, romance… Like a fucking dog.

    But she’s not a dog. Instead she’s the most insufferable fucking cunt in North America. And a perfect fit for the slobs that comprise the base of the Republican Party today.

  185. rocktonsammy says at 5:01 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    You just know Skoalrebel,Sh-yawn, Gretta and Bill Kristol have copies of the cover their bathroom,spanking it raw.

  186. KristaJulieva says at 5:05 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    I went for a “Scene from Revelations” theme with a “more is more” aesthetic. http://blingee.com/blingee/view/99912186-Glitter-Graphics

  187. geminisunmars says at 5:14 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    Dolmance: You are being awfully harsh. Leave dogs alone.

  188. geminisunmars says at 5:16 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    KristaJulieva: That certainly is a lot of more.

  189. the problem child says at 6:18 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    Wow to all the skillful blingitude! The contest was announced, and wadaya know, suddenly it got real busy for me at work. So no blingee for me, even belated.

  190. leaveskoalrebelalone says at 6:40 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    lipstick on a rogue…i can jack off for hours!!!

  191. pants of doom says at 7:14 pm, October 2nd, 2009

    I am pre-creaming over the amazon reviews that will be written. Better than My Pet Goat, maybe? Is it possible? YES WE CAN. ALSO!!!!!!1!!1!

  192. DoktorZoom: NICE Blingee. The stache is enviable.

  193. vdoll: Another profoundly awesome Blingee.

  194. Scooter says at 5:49 am, October 3rd, 2009

    I hear Snowbilly’s cover is an homage to the cover of Plato’s “Going Republic”. Is this true?

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