Conservatives So, So Happy That Obama Could Not Bring Economy-Spurring Olympics To America

The brilliant political humans at National Review 's The Corner -- the #1 Internet blog -- are cold slappin' high-fives and chuggin' jars of Elmer's glue because they are just so happy that the American president was unable to bring the biggest sporting event on earth, and a boon to the local economy of Chicago, to America. Thanks for trying, Obama -- NOT. Get it?? Ha ha ha! Fuck you Obama you fuck! STIMULUS -- FAIL. OLYMPICS -- FAIL. HEALTH CARE -- GAY. RACISM -- FAIL. RUSSIA -- FAIL. IRAN -- FAIL. ENERGY -- WORTHLESS. (Oh btw, Rio won. Congrats Rio!) [ The Corner ]