YES. Last year’s competition was about the most stupid-fun we’ve had on this blog. Hopefully this somehow ends with a rematch against the PUMAs on three or four battlefields, but teabaggers would suffice too. Exciting! [2009 Weblog Awards via Rumproast]
Annual War Commences In Eleven Days
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Indeed. That battle last year is when I fell irrecoverably in love with our Wonkette.
YES YES YES
If Newsmax doesn’t win it’s rigged.
Bart: Actually, we were just planning the father-son river rafting trip.
Homer: Heh heh, you don’t have a son.
I cunt — I mean, can’t — wait for another battle with the PUMAs.
Oh god yes. You know shorts is going to pimp the shit out of his blog, right?
BRB… girding my loins.
We ready our keyboards for the great battle. “Bring it on”
My vote is for Skoalrebel
http://wonkette.com/411358/skoalrebel-finally-a-new-vid-dippin-good-ole-grizz-bear-green
[re=424793]Noonan[/re]: Me too! Me too! I had just started reading Wonkette regularly not much before last fall.
Are the wimmenz allowed to vote?
SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Will Tee Vee’s Doogie Howser be there? Because he is delightful.
[re=424827]Click[/re]: What about the intersexed? John Derbyshire will have a helluva time evaluating ambiguous genitalia to determine eligibility.
Warblog 2009! NEVAR FORGIT!
Here’s hoping that The Effluence gets nominated again. Messing with them was just too much fun.
Does Newell lock any of us in the closet ’til it’s over? Cuz I haz claustrophobia.
I am voting for Wonkett.
[re=424827]Click[/re]: Yes, but not for NRO.
RAARRR PUMA PROWL
BUT NO REALLY NOMINATE ALL OF MY WEBSITES OR I WILL SMITE YOU. SMITE I SAY.
You mean this is a weblog? I thought it was a porn site.
[re=424843]SmutBoffin[/re]: Eff ewe, I just saw XXY last night.
My how time flies. I was just thinking about ~synthesis~ the other day.
lol. I’m lying.
WAR BLOG.
[re=424854]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: The fuck? You have multiple websites, hippie?
what’s a weblog?
[re=424855]hiphophitler[/re]: Just cum and shut up already.
Hope you win, Wonk! You help me get through the morning even more effectively than my antidepresants and you don’t cause erectile dysfunction (though if you could go easy on the Michell Bachman photos…find a good cartoonist or something).
I will be nominating Skoalrebel for best political commentary and best
use of a kitchen.
Be prepared everyone. The PUMA sites are at this moment hoarding jpegs of pigs to post alongside Jim Newell as we speak.
[re=424854]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: And the pimping begins
[re=424866]Snarkalicious[/re]: and smile for the camera.
Munch Crunch Chomp NOM!
My bladder just burst.
[re=424881]Cape Clod[/re]: There are still PUMA sites? I thought they all became like, birthers or like, Orly sites.
Yeh, right. But will the checks go out on time this year?
hiphophitler: Way Cool Larry:
What’s a porn site?
[re=424895]tunamelt[/re]: there’s a difference?
[re=424856]Potater[/re]: Reminds me of that hilarious Woody Allen flick ‘Mighty Hermaphrodite.’
[re=424856]Potater[/re]: “Eff ewe”
Pourquoi? Derbyshire is the one who wants gender-based voting requirements, so shouldn’t he also be in charge of deciding who is “male” and who is “female”? (That’s the joke bit, the ridiculousness of it.)
[re=424877]Scruffy_The_Janitor[/re]: Agreed. Let’s all nominate SkoalRebel. If he wins, Wonkette wins. America too.
Ahh, yes. Fall 2008. Those were good times, good times. All I did was obsessively click between Wonkette and Nate Silver’s site. Damn near wound up unemployed but it was worth it. Wonkette and Hopey won and PUMA and Palin went home in tears. Such sweet memories.
*ties bandana around forehead*
*smears paint on cheeks*
Teabaggers, I’m coming to get YOU.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65awpykCvAs
good times, good times…
Somebody nominate some pumalicious troll-bait IMMEDIATELY.
[re=424877]Scruffy_The_Janitor[/re]: Is this one of signs the Goode Reverend SkoalRebel was telling us about?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vt0a36JvU8&feature=related
[re=425022]Hart88[/re]: I couldn’t bear more than 10 seconds. Tell me, were they able to roll her back into the surf?
I cannot believe no one has written this yet:
WONKERINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES! It is a lovely time of year to go warring.
For those regarded as warriors, when engaged in combat the vanquishing of thine enemy can be the warrior’s only concern. Suppress all human emotion and compassion. Kill whoever stands in thy way, even if that be Lord God, or Buddha himself. This truth lies at the heart of the art of warblogging.
I’m totally coming out of commenting semi-retirement for this fight. When called upon, I serve.
The only thing I can think of that came close to rivaling that was trying to get the GOP to buy us all TRUCKNUTZ!!! on that website they set up during the election they setup to get suggestions on how they could better “serve” us.
Looking forward to this year’s BLOG WAR! I’m furred up, strapped on, and ready to go!
[re=425022]Hart88[/re]: damn, is that thing still alive?
Will the K-Lo/Billy Kristol sexy-time, on-line videos be in a separate category and can I vote more than once?
Just asking.
:::handing out those El Cheapo Romanian AKs to the line of tight-lipped Wonkerines:::
Aim low — for the Trucknuts! Short, controlled bursts of inventive. And if you’re hit, lie doggo and try to pull one of those PUMAS down with you!”
Gingerperson, http://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/pig-flu.jpg., the gay lesbian pumas at http://nicedeb.wordpress.com are coming for you.
Nonetheless:
http://www.ivygateblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/victory2.jpg
How fondly we remember last year, when Wonkette Girl drew her sword and made sashimi out of all who opposed her. Who dares to challenge her this year?
Her ninja army stands ready for battle!
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