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Annual War Commences In Eleven Days

by Jim Newell  1:59 pm October 1, 2009

YES. Last year’s competition was about the most stupid-fun we’ve had on this blog. Hopefully this somehow ends with a rematch against the PUMAs on three or four battlefields, but teabaggers would suffice too. Exciting! [2009 Weblog Awards via Rumproast]

{ 55 comments }

Noonan October 1, 2009 at 2:04 pm

Indeed. That battle last year is when I fell irrecoverably in love with our Wonkette.

YES YES YES

magic titty October 1, 2009 at 2:04 pm

If Newsmax doesn’t win it’s rigged.

norbizness October 1, 2009 at 2:05 pm

Bart: Actually, we were just planning the father-son river rafting trip.

Homer: Heh heh, you don’t have a son.

loquaciousmusic October 1, 2009 at 2:06 pm

I cunt — I mean, can’t — wait for another battle with the PUMAs.

Gopherit October 1, 2009 at 2:08 pm

Oh god yes. You know shorts is going to pimp the shit out of his blog, right?

Atheist Nun October 1, 2009 at 2:08 pm

BRB… girding my loins.

SpikeyDog October 1, 2009 at 2:10 pm

We ready our keyboards for the great battle. “Bring it on”

wx insider October 1, 2009 at 2:11 pm
tootsieroll October 1, 2009 at 2:14 pm

[re=424793]Noonan[/re]: Me too! Me too! I had just started reading Wonkette regularly not much before last fall.

Click October 1, 2009 at 2:16 pm

Are the wimmenz allowed to vote?

blinky_twinkie October 1, 2009 at 2:20 pm

SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Suds McKenzie October 1, 2009 at 2:20 pm

Will Tee Vee’s Doogie Howser be there? Because he is delightful.

SmutBoffin October 1, 2009 at 2:23 pm

[re=424827]Click[/re]: What about the intersexed? John Derbyshire will have a helluva time evaluating ambiguous genitalia to determine eligibility.

queeraselvis v 2.0 October 1, 2009 at 2:24 pm

Warblog 2009! NEVAR FORGIT!

Chain Tattoo October 1, 2009 at 2:27 pm

Here’s hoping that The Effluence gets nominated again. Messing with them was just too much fun.

RoscoePColtraine October 1, 2009 at 2:27 pm

Does Newell lock any of us in the closet ’til it’s over? Cuz I haz claustrophobia.

amy amnesia October 1, 2009 at 2:30 pm

I am voting for Wonkett.

Zadig October 1, 2009 at 2:32 pm

[re=424827]Click[/re]: Yes, but not for NRO.

shortsshortsshorts October 1, 2009 at 2:33 pm

RAARRR PUMA PROWL

BUT NO REALLY NOMINATE ALL OF MY WEBSITES OR I WILL SMITE YOU. SMITE I SAY.

hiphophitler October 1, 2009 at 2:33 pm

You mean this is a weblog? I thought it was a porn site.

Potater October 1, 2009 at 2:33 pm

[re=424843]SmutBoffin[/re]: Eff ewe, I just saw XXY last night.

problemwithcaring October 1, 2009 at 2:34 pm

My how time flies. I was just thinking about ~synthesis~ the other day.

lol. I’m lying.

tunamelt October 1, 2009 at 2:36 pm

WAR BLOG.

tunamelt October 1, 2009 at 2:36 pm

[re=424854]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: The fuck? You have multiple websites, hippie?

Way Cool Larry October 1, 2009 at 2:38 pm

what’s a weblog?

Snarkalicious October 1, 2009 at 2:39 pm

[re=424855]hiphophitler[/re]: Just cum and shut up already.

stew October 1, 2009 at 2:40 pm

Hope you win, Wonk! You help me get through the morning even more effectively than my antidepresants and you don’t cause erectile dysfunction (though if you could go easy on the Michell Bachman photos…find a good cartoonist or something).

Scruffy_The_Janitor October 1, 2009 at 2:42 pm

I will be nominating Skoalrebel for best political commentary and best
use of a kitchen.

Cape Clod October 1, 2009 at 2:42 pm

Be prepared everyone. The PUMA sites are at this moment hoarding jpegs of pigs to post alongside Jim Newell as we speak.

Gopherit October 1, 2009 at 2:43 pm

[re=424854]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: And the pimping begins

Gopherit October 1, 2009 at 2:44 pm

[re=424866]Snarkalicious[/re]: and smile for the camera.

JadedDIssonance October 1, 2009 at 2:44 pm

Munch Crunch Chomp NOM!

S.Luggo October 1, 2009 at 2:44 pm

My bladder just burst.

tunamelt October 1, 2009 at 2:45 pm

[re=424881]Cape Clod[/re]: There are still PUMA sites? I thought they all became like, birthers or like, Orly sites.

bitchincamaro October 1, 2009 at 2:52 pm

Yeh, right. But will the checks go out on time this year?

chaste everywhere October 1, 2009 at 2:54 pm

hiphophitler: Way Cool Larry:
What’s a porn site?

Gopherit October 1, 2009 at 2:55 pm

[re=424895]tunamelt[/re]: there’s a difference?

Click October 1, 2009 at 2:59 pm

[re=424856]Potater[/re]: Reminds me of that hilarious Woody Allen flick ‘Mighty Hermaphrodite.’

SmutBoffin October 1, 2009 at 3:07 pm

[re=424856]Potater[/re]: “Eff ewe”

Pourquoi? Derbyshire is the one who wants gender-based voting requirements, so shouldn’t he also be in charge of deciding who is “male” and who is “female”? (That’s the joke bit, the ridiculousness of it.)

american mutt October 1, 2009 at 3:19 pm

[re=424877]Scruffy_The_Janitor[/re]: Agreed. Let’s all nominate SkoalRebel. If he wins, Wonkette wins. America too.

BadKitty October 1, 2009 at 3:27 pm

Ahh, yes. Fall 2008. Those were good times, good times. All I did was obsessively click between Wonkette and Nate Silver’s site. Damn near wound up unemployed but it was worth it. Wonkette and Hopey won and PUMA and Palin went home in tears. Such sweet memories.

Cicada October 1, 2009 at 3:45 pm

*ties bandana around forehead*
*smears paint on cheeks*

Teabaggers, I’m coming to get YOU.

Hart88 October 1, 2009 at 3:59 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65awpykCvAs

good times, good times…

greensprout October 1, 2009 at 4:07 pm

Somebody nominate some pumalicious troll-bait IMMEDIATELY.

RabidHamster October 1, 2009 at 4:07 pm

[re=424877]Scruffy_The_Janitor[/re]: Is this one of signs the Goode Reverend SkoalRebel was telling us about?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vt0a36JvU8&feature=related

Click October 1, 2009 at 4:35 pm

[re=425022]Hart88[/re]: I couldn’t bear more than 10 seconds. Tell me, were they able to roll her back into the surf?

Neilist October 1, 2009 at 7:49 pm

I cannot believe no one has written this yet:

WONKERINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OffTheRecord October 1, 2009 at 8:02 pm

YES! It is a lovely time of year to go warring.

Keram2 October 1, 2009 at 8:22 pm

For those regarded as warriors, when engaged in combat the vanquishing of thine enemy can be the warrior’s only concern. Suppress all human emotion and compassion. Kill whoever stands in thy way, even if that be Lord God, or Buddha himself. This truth lies at the heart of the art of warblogging.

I’m totally coming out of commenting semi-retirement for this fight. When called upon, I serve.

CARCUNTZ!(tm)-R-Us October 1, 2009 at 8:43 pm

The only thing I can think of that came close to rivaling that was trying to get the GOP to buy us all TRUCKNUTZ!!! on that website they set up during the election they setup to get suggestions on how they could better “serve” us.

Looking forward to this year’s BLOG WAR! I’m furred up, strapped on, and ready to go!

El Pinche October 1, 2009 at 9:57 pm

[re=425022]Hart88[/re]: damn, is that thing still alive?

S.Luggo October 1, 2009 at 10:11 pm

Will the K-Lo/Billy Kristol sexy-time, on-line videos be in a separate category and can I vote more than once?
Just asking.

Neilist October 1, 2009 at 10:32 pm

:::handing out those El Cheapo Romanian AKs to the line of tight-lipped Wonkerines:::

Aim low — for the Trucknuts! Short, controlled bursts of inventive. And if you’re hit, lie doggo and try to pull one of those PUMAS down with you!”

S.Luggo October 1, 2009 at 11:14 pm
Captain Swing October 2, 2009 at 7:54 am

How fondly we remember last year, when Wonkette Girl drew her sword and made sashimi out of all who opposed her. Who dares to challenge her this year?

Her ninja army stands ready for battle!

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