Wonkette’s Newspaper Furry operative “Dan” sends this disturbing, secret sex picture and writes: “Attached for your pleasure is a digital photograph my girlfriend captured from my balcony. It was taken at this past weekend’s ‘Fiesta DC’ Latino block-party in Mount Pleasant. The dog-thing is apparently the Washington Post’s mascot (they have one??) who was getting dressed in a parking spot behind my building.” Official furries paying for back-alley blowjobs while on duty: this is what the Washington Post calls “journalism” now.

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  1. Sometimes I feel I’ve got to
    Run away I’ve got to
    Get away
    From the fur that you drive into the face of me
    The love we share
    Seems to go nowhere
    And I’ve lost my light
    For I toss and turn I can’t sleep at night

    Once I read you (I read)
    Now I’ll blow on you
    This furry love I’ve given
    I give you all a subscriber could give you
    I’ll buy your paper and that’s not nearly all
    Oh…furry love
    Furry love

  2. [re=424081]FunkyPalmettoBug[/re]: It’s obviously William Kristol.

    And though she would’ve done it for free, he slipped K-Lo a fiver to keep a facet of Irving Kristol’s awesomeness alive.

  3. [re=424079]Crank Tango[/re]: You can’t see it because K-Lo’s head is in the way, but Kristol just got spayed and is wearing a Dick Cohen to keep him from licking his own empty ball sack.

  4. [re=424081]FunkyPalmettoBug[/re]: It’s definitely Bill Kristol. Jo-Glo already gave us the down-low on this earlier this week, the Kristols are real dog-lovers.

  5. [re=424117]TVarmy[/re]: “This calls for a Defund WaPo bill, at the very least.”
    This calls for defunding the WaPo pitbull, at the very least.
    /fixed for your <3

  6. [re=424180]President Beeblebrox[/re]: I assumed that “Alleyway blowhobs are not unknown in DC” was somebody’s username. I was instantly jealous.

  7. If he’s holding the op-ed page, he probably cums really angry neo-conservative comments? I hope she gets outta the way first, cause those bitches sting.

  8. It is just so uncouth, here in the south, to see her acktually go down. Gawd, that is something all married women do in private…to their husbands best friends.

  9. OK, sad to say, Monica Lewinsky has really let herself go. I mean, she was actually kinda cute when she was performing this service for the POTUS.

  10. Just to be clear, this is a photograph of an ACTUAL BLOWJOB, correct? Not just some “haw haw it looks like she’s suckin his pecker” joke, right?

  11. “Official furries paying for back-alley blowjobs while on duty: this is what the Washington Post calls “journalism” now.”

    What did the Washington Post call “journalism” before now? (And how do you know Mr Furry had to pay?)

  12. My goodness, that whippersnapper is quite a player for his age! Hustling furries and already awash in glam — wearing two kinds of sneaker and holding a third! How hip-hop can one sixth grader be? (And his girls aren’t going hungry, fer sure!)

  13. If y’all keep making me laff this hard, I am not going to be able to “hold my water” if you catch my meaning.
    Oh, well, Wonkette got me through the Bush administration, so I’ll go to adult diapers if I have to.

  14. It’s clear that we finally have an identity for DEEP THROAT; Mark Felt can move over, because the woman on her knees in front of the WaPo furry is the one.

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