This is insane and weird: “A shadowy private security company that has no known clients but claims to have helped foreign governments combat terrorism and will protect anything from cruise ships to Pakistani convoys has taken over a jail in a small Montana town, with plans to build a law enforcement training facility on the property.” The company, American Police Force, is renting the fancy, new, and empty jail — a local politician recently offered to take Gitmo prisoners there, just to fill it up, bless his soul — and will invest many many millions to create a full War Facility. Just think of all the meth they can traffic! Ugh. [TPM]
SURE WHY NOT 4:41 pm September 30, 2009
Fancy Montana Jail Taken Over By Evil Private Security Force
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Do you think they’ll make it into one of those boutique prisons?
Soooooooo, this is basically the Friendster version of Blackwater?
FEMAMAMA CAMPSASM!1
WTF is a two-headed chicken doing wearing a crown?
http://www.americanpolicegroup.com/
They seem nice.
Peterson, the Hardin official, says the controversy sparked last week when APF executives appeared in black SUVs marked “City Of Hardin Police Department” was a misunderstanding of an act of goodwill by the company.
Sure — how could a bunch of complete strangers armed to the teeth and arbitrarily announcing that they’re going to be your law enforcement be interpreted any other way?
Montana, Montana, Glory of the West
Of all the states from coast to coast, You’re easily the best
Montana, Montana, Where torture is still legal
MONTANA, Montana you’re so regal.
http://www.americanpolicegroup.com/weapon.html
Item #15 WTF??????????
That emblem just screams White Values or White Power. Take your pick.
One more step closer to OCP’s Delta City!
Isn’t the 2 headed eagle Roo Shan?
[re=423771]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: You got something against the Second Amendment, faggot?
To me this has “skoalrebel” written all over it; he must be the CEO.
Also, the emblem is not so much white power as faux-russian or faux-polish aristocracy. Double-headed eagle is VERY Romanov. Smells of the type of people who grew up in trailer parks but hang those english hunting lithographs all over their houses cuz they think its classy.
Sweet, that’s the real logo:
“APF’s double-headed eagle coat of arms appears to be the same as Serbia’s Prince Aleksandar Karageorgevich”
Second choice, Just a dagger stuck into the center of a globe, with some banner reading like “In Veritas Thanatos”
Team America World Police – Putting the F back in Free’ om
This is where they’re going to put Polanski. Just Polanski. He’ll be like Hess in Spandau.
[re=423771]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: weapons: international only. I am glad they only sell weapons to foreigners, right?
It’s about time free enterprise got a fair shot at competing with socialist police forces and prison authorities. Now if they could take over the courts, there wouldn’t be any need for those messy “trials” and “appeals” with various low-life perps whining about their “constitutional rights.”
[re=423771]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: They also do spouse investigations. Just imagine the conversation, “honey, in case you are thinking of cheating on me, you should just know the company I’ve hired to keep tracks on you also sells nuclear bombs and anthrax”.
[re=423767]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: oops, too many visitors, apparently.
FAIL (the browser should render some flash content, not this).
FAIL (the browser should render some flash content, not this).
That’s what I get at the top of their homepage. Meta.
Bumper sticker spotted on the Mercedes SUV’s: My Other Car Is A Black Helicoptor
http://www.armorial-register.com/arms-serb/karageorgevich-a-hrh.html
a Royal crown of Serbia?
This thing is fake, d00ds… Check out their application form and stuff, not to mention that they lifted their “seal” from the Serbian flag.
[re=423772]Thechansen[/re]: according to the TPM article, it resembles the coat of arms of Prince Aleksandar Karageorgevich of Serbia. I thought they Karageorgevich dynasty was deposed by Tito after WW2. Double headed eagles are also used by the Romanovs of Russia and the Habsburgs of Austria(and Hungary). So maybe this is an opening gun in a new Balkan war. thrilling.
A fancy jail in Montana is a magnificent place for security guards to drink vodka from one anothers’ anusus.
Why do they have the Serbian coat of arms on their logo? Do they specialize in assassinating Arch Dukes and starting World War I?
[re=423783]shadowMark[/re]: Or like Tony in Spandau Ballet.
[re=423771]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: I just busted out into laughter seeing that page. Holy shit. I’ll take one anthrax-spraying robot please. Have it sent to Tokyo, with the ‘On’ switch flipped. Yes, Mastercard. Yes, a legitimate intelligence agency, thanks.
[re=423798]Liebestod[/re]: Is the right to bear Serbian Arms a first- or second ammendment right?
[re=423807]Joshua Norton[/re]: I
havehad a bottle of vodka with that logo on it.Okay, seriously, guys. Where’s the frickin’ punchline? This looks more like a slick version of “REAL Ultimate Power: the Official Ninja Webpage” than any kind of legitimate business.
From the Miltary Advisors tab: “Our Military Advisors are elite agents and officers who were of the top 10% of their force, whether it was the CIA, FBI, Marines, Navy SEALS, or General Law Enforcement. Combined with our committed approach to satisfying our clients, we’re more than confident to say that we exceed our clients expectations and give each individual case the time and attention it takes to successfully complete the mission.”
Q: Which agencies do your people come from?
A: Oh, you know, all of them. Also.
[re=423811]Click[/re]: -m
[re=423798]Liebestod[/re]: The gummint’s ceded the jail site to Serbia so it can be used for extraordinary rendition. Big whoop. You durn libruls, why do you hate Amurca?.
From the article, and creepy:
“And where is American Police Force getting the money for this venture? Company spokeswoman Becky Shay — until about a week ago the Billings Gazette reporter covering APF — says they are no plans to answer that question. She did respond to a request for comment, except to shout “Hail Hydra! Cut off one limb, and two shall grow from its place!”
OK, I’ve been to Hardin, MT (don’t ask)
Not exactly a garden spot, even by Eastern Montana standards.
I LOVE PLAYIN COPS N ROBBERS!!1!1!eleventy!!
A crown and a 2-headed eagle? What is this the Austro-American Empire. I think Archduke Arnold von Schwarzenegger is behind this Anschluss.
So is this who the RNC is going to hire to take out Obama?
I think Dick Cheney might just be taking a vacation in Montana.
[re=423765]Crank Tango[/re]: Keep fucking that two-headed chicken, American Police Force!
New Dept of Ag symbol is a 2 headed cow. Coincidence I think not.
[re=423819]MC_Bob[/re]: Did you ever come across any Hardin criminals?
[re=423789]V572625694[/re]: Just think of the jobs created. All of the police and prison guards working for the state, will need to be trained by somebody to be police and prison guards working for the private company. WIN!
[re=423793]Click[/re]: “American Police Force (APF) offers the world’s finest products and services to the military, police, and security professionals. We present to you our comprehensive product category list:
…
- Nuclear/Biological/Chemical (WMD).”
American Police Force, Fuck Yeah! Comin’ again to save the motherfuckin’ day, Yeah. Also — a little known but interesting fact: mutations like two-headed eagles are believed to be caused by pollution from rainwater runoff contaminated by saliva and flavored dip.
Oh, this is just to-the-ears crazy — and a nice pic of the “City of Hardin Police Department” logo too:
http://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=156941
[re=423771]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: OH FUCK YA. Every home should have everything on that list. The second amendment demands it.
[re=423771]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: They’re talking about defense against nuclear, biological and chemical weapons of mass (or individual) destruction, I hope. It’s common parlance in the socialist US Army.
This is an awesome hoax. They have everyone reporting it. Awesome… from cbsnews.com -
“Pretty looking police car, ain’t it?” Hardin resident Leroy Frickle, 67, said as he eyed one of the vehicles parked in front of a bed and breakfast where Hilton and other company representatives were staying. “The things you hear about this American Police, I don’t know what to think.”
[re=423800]JeffGoldblum[/re]:
Yeah. It has got to fake. But I sent them my resume anyway.
yer fuckin kiddin me. yer juss fuckin kiddin me.
them birdies on that picture, them’s the psycho-chickens, quest que cest.
this country has gone mad. mad, i tell you!
[re=423835]SayItWithWookies[/re]: WTF???
following the link I get:
APF: SERBIAN MERCENARIES WITH POSSIBLE TIES BACK TO BYZANTINE EMPIRE RULING DYNASTY
jayzus.
…and if you can find them, maybe you can hire… The AMERICAN POLICE FORCE.
I don’t know if it’s fake or not, but Montana Public Radio reported on it this morning.
“You will work on highly sophisticated projects and advanced technology known to man.” I would hope so! Is this advanced tech known to cats, too?
http://www.americanpolicegroup.com/check.html
Holy crow on a cracker! Even if it is fake…
“Hey Joe-Bob, we need a fuckin’ symbol, and make it something badass, like a two-headed eagle, or a falcon with a flamethrower.”
One google later…
Two eagles, one cupola.
So, now we know:
Neilist’s first name is Slobodan.
[re=423864]Sharkey[/re]: http://www.americanpolicegroup.com/advisor.html
Their military advisors all look like B-movie characters played by Rip Torn. This has to be fake.
[re=423771]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: Fancy name for duct tape.
Fucking yikes:
http://www.americanpolicegroup.com/apf_international_operations.html
Really?? I’d rather they hire the dudes from HALO.
needs more “Hidden Liar”.
All Hail Satin!!1!
[re=423828]Extemporanus[/re]: LOL
What I am wondering is how much crazy shit is this company gonna get max baucus to support in the senate?
More than one head per bird is un-American. This is way too Byzantine. There must be one of them OBAMA’S CZARS behind all this.
[re=423767]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]:We predominantly offer effective solutions to the United States Government
I really hope John L. Perry doesn’t find out about these guys
[re=423873]problemwithcaring[/re]: I’ll say. Even Rip Torn doesn’t look like Rip Torn anymore.
[re=423883]Crank Tango[/re]: I think the first thing they’re gonna want is a tax break on proofreading.
If we didn’t have competitors we’d be incompetent & unattentative
For instances, as a condition of extradition…
Kidknapping and Ransom…
[re=423807]Joshua Norton[/re]: Yeah, the fuckin style biters. I’m callin my lawyer.
B Movie all the way, baby!
Or an awesome fraud.
Or both!
One of the testimonials on the Careers page really has me sold:
“…If you would like to Email Your Resume to APF please click on the link and send it to us with a brief description of your experience and skills …”
I’m sorry, I’m just too choked up to go on.
[re=423767]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: You know, I’ve been looking for a job and these guys seem like my kind of people. Plus, “…APF offers their employees wonderful opportunities to travel the world and meet new people and cultures…..”
I really hope this is the first of the many re-education camps that Michele Bachmann promised.
their web-site says they can do covert pregnancy testing and photos of unknown subjects – how the hell do you do the first and why the hell would you want photos of things you can’t identify?
Lookout! I’m going to be in DC for the next two months. Is there anything fun to do?
[re=423864]Sharkey[/re]: I love “Covert Pregnancy Testing”
“hello, APF? Yes, I’d like you to sneak into my wife’s uterus under cover of darkness, or maybe with some concussion grenades, and determine whether she’s pregnant. Oh? Really? You can stealthily poke a catheter into her bladder while she sleeps? Even better!”
[re=423926]BeWoot[/re]: “…and annihilate them.”
Is this an elaborate Funny or Die sketch?
Oh, man! You guys broke it. “Careers” and “Int’l Relations” are both 503 now.
[re=423928]steve[/re]: “Such a funny thing happened at work today, honey. I went to the ladies’ room and there was a strange, heavy-set man in there with a shaved head. He said all the toilets were broken and gave me a plastic potty to use. And insisted I let him empty it! How was your day?”
Simple, the two headed birds represent the double headed dildos that the “police force?” in Kabul were using on each other before they did shots of ass Vodka.
grevillea: sorry but that’s not covert as any cheating spouse would be well aware of the old broken toilet ploy -its been used for centuries by private eyes and those desiring golden showers without the entanglement of getting to know the provider of the gold.
“Our experienced staff consists of highly experienced former law enforcement officers.”
So they’re either too old ie: retired or too rogue to make it in the real police forces? Scares me, I tell you what…
[re=423937]jasper f. krone[/re]: It’s back up again, and check out the new logo, down near the bottom of the page. http://www.americanpolicegroup.com/ No more His Highness the Prince Sacred Chicken the Gay White Blade of Serbia.
Let’s see, a royal crown over a double-headed eagle, quartered escutcheon, field gules, two fleur-de-lys… I believe that is the heraldic insignia of the Duke of Earl!
okay, what’s with the Bolero – now when I go to their web-site all I want to do is cheat on my spouse after hearing that – it’s entrapment I tell ya.
[re=423870]user-of-owls[/re]: I, for one, welcome our new Two-headed, Crown-wearing Scrawny Chicken Overloads.
(And Slobodan only works for me. He’s head of my Human Resources Department. Seemed a natural fit, eh what?)
Their prison-buying and Mercedes-driving says “evil international syndicate” but their graphics say “paying with bad checks”
[re=423932]jasper f. krone[/re]: The really scary part’s at the bottom of the page. “APF can get you results, and will talk with you for a free private investigator consultation and action plan to stop the cheater…” That’s where the guns come in, right?
(Also, note the somewhat lacking grammar.)
Erik Prince branches out.
I believe that I have seen this movie. It doesn’t end well for Montana.
[re=423977]chascates[/re]: Xe-Rah, no doubt.
[re=423960]blinky_twinkie[/re]: No, that’s the arms of the Tsars of Russia! It’s a Slavo-monarchist conspiracy.
I’ll believe this when I hear it from Mister T. In the meantime, I pity the fool who’s buying a covert pregnancy test.
Wait….this has to be some elaborate fake skit…thing… for …. something…? I dunno, I’m starting to think maybe the entire town of Hardin, Montana is fake.
[re=423978]Min[/re]: i think they deserve whatever they get, since they gave us “max” baucus.
I’m still not over the whole “WONKERINE!!!” thing from the other thread.
Whoever came up with that can bag my tea any day.
“Semen Testing”? For what?
Can we put Palin, Beck, Bachman, O’Reilly, and Michael Weener “Savage” there, already? If not, I’m not concerned.
I’m as left as anyone, but what is the point of this site? …to write unrestrained, bitchy remarks about everything? How did this site ever get name-recognition?
[re=424003]Count Spatula[/re]: Great. A kitchen utensil comes to share his story.
[re=424003]Count Spatula[/re]: If I were unrestrained I would have told you to suck my dick.
[re=424003]Count Spatula[/re]: Wonkette is, admittedly, not for everyone. And (I think I speak for the majority here) we like it that way. Off you go.
[re=424003]Count Spatula[/re]: “How did this ste ever get name-recognition”?
Two words, my dear Count. Two words.
“Buttsex.”
Well, okay, one word. But who’s Count-ing?
[re=424003]Count Spatula[/re]: [re=424009]Neilist[/re]:
Unbound, not unrestrained.
Three words: Bags of dicks.
[re=424003]Count Spatula[/re]: I call bullshit.
1. You’re not as left as anyone
2. Your’re not a count
3. You’re not a spatula, but you are a tool
[re=423999]jesusbutter[/re]: Standardized testing, to find out whether your semen can get admitted to a top-tier kollidge.
Browsing just got scary. Looks like some style crimes are punishable by a forced march to the Hair Cuttery: http://www.americanpolicegroup.com/kidknapping.html
Seriously, the website is sorrier than a cheezburger cat’s. The APF’s crack graphics team would appear to be a gang of 10-year-old Serbians from a rival tribe who’ve been chained to their work stations.
[re=424013]Crank Tango[/re]:
2bis. I’m's a shitty proofreader.
Wherever that two-headed chicken is from, English isn’t the primary language, although the “all by its lonesome” is a quaint touch. Truly odd stuff.
“Infidelity, Adultery, Cheating, and being unfaithful might all have a different definition in your mind but at APF its a category all by its lonesome. Married husbands and wives will typically call untrustworthy loved ones adultery or infidelity. In the non-marital relationships its commonly known as cheating and we can help you figure out what’s really going on.”
“Wonkette – Unrestrained Bitchy Remarks About Everything.” It’s got a nice ring to it. T-shirts? Signet rings?
[re=423999]jesusbutter[/re]: Sperm?
[re=424003]Count Spatula[/re]: Editing error: You’re as left OUT as anyone. And I think I see another error — the extra letter in your first name, maybe? No need to thank me. Buh-bye!
APF draws upon their vast global network of highly ranked officers and government officials providing private investigative services unparalelled to any operation in the industry worldwide. Their vast network of senior government officials both domestic and international, combined with their former law enforcement colleagues and current workforce, APF is considered the best global special taskforce team in the industry.
This has got to be a joke.
And the pictures are just too goofy:
http://www.americanpolicegroup.com/kidknapping.html
[re=424020]oldguy[/re]: Yes, one of the graphics features a Boeing 707 which as you may recall was featured in the movie “Airport” (1970) starring Helen Hayes. Nothing is too state of the art for these guys!
[re=424018]the problem child[/re]: It’s a laboratory analysis confirming that your sperm are healthy. You know what mitochondriacs they can be.
[re=424025]Click[/re]: mitochondriacs…I’m double helixed over here with laughter. But what I want to know is, who does the taste testing?
[re=424031]Crank Tango[/re]: That reminds me, when my ex-husband had a vasectomy, his doctor told him that his semen would still taste the same. Seriously.
[re=424035]Click[/re]: Well? Don’t leave us all in suspense!
Some kind of promotion?
[re=424040]grevillea[/re]: I told his doctor I found that claim rather hard to swallow.
[re=424016]oldguy[/re]: skoalrebel can help us design our signet rings!
[re=423864]Sharkey[/re]:
That looks more like incest than adultery going on there.
[re=424003]Count Spatula[/re]: Count Spatula, of Montenegro? I see. (Could I send my resume directly to you? I hear the website is getting swamped. I totally agree wonkette sux ass)
@Count Spatula: Just how left is “anyone?” Further left than Mackenzie Phillips? She fucked her daddy. That’s pretty fuckin’ far left, don’t you think? Peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time!
Would you trust your WMD handling to a company that registers their website through godaddy.com?
http://whois.org/whois/americanpolicegroup.com
“By my hand and for the good of the state…”
What’s up with putting the Austro-Hungarian Imperial Crest on their logo? They some kind of euro-fags?
Okay, so we’re all agreed: Skoalrebel is actually Steve Albini, and American Police Force is? What? Firesign Theatre? Beyond the Fringe? The Rutles?
Delusions of grandeur mixed with an odd fetish for semen and weapons =
Psych Test : Fail.
What fucking morning zoo crew is trying to pull this stunt? Didn’t those guys all die off in the early 90s?
[re=424003]Count Spatula[/re]: The answer to your second question is yes. Or rather, YES you dumb shit.
[re=424003]Count Spatula[/re]: This is like your first taste of straight tequila or say, sea urchin roe. A little hard to swallow, yet alone imagine anyone cultivating a taste for it. But once you do, nothing else quite hits the spot.
[re=424035]Click[/re]: wow. and? and so the taste component of the semen has nothing to do with the, er, protein? and how did the dr know how it tasted to begin with?
[re=424059]jasper f. krone[/re]: dang! I always thought it was FireSIDE theatre. Which actually made some fucking sense. What the hell is a Firesign? Is this like Emergency Exit, Alarm Will Sound Theatre?
APF shares address with Medical Marijuana Dispensary… these guys are going apeshit with research:
http://www.stealthfusion.com/forum/research/6176-dossier-american-police-force.html
[re=424066]Darkness[/re]: but seriously, one would have to be a total pussy or an “americoserbian police force” representative to pick this thread to be the one to bitch on. I mean seriously.
and [re=424062]imissopus[/re]: I think one of them went to the biggest zoo of them all…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJkxBLgd5Hs
no gimmicks, just a couple o’ dudes stirring each other’s coffee, like dudes.
[re=424067]Crank Tango[/re]: A question I wasn’t prepared to ask.
Okay, the website. Bolero?
Bolero?!?
This has to be a hoax. The Yes Men, maybe?
[re=424077]Click[/re]: well I hope he is doing well in life, with his same-tasting yet ineffectual semen, and that you have developed better, er, taste in men since.
[re=424067]Crank Tango[/re]: Pineapple juice.
[re=424095]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: I eat a lot of cinnamon, cuz it’s easier to integrate into my diet than pineapple or celery. not sure how it works out tho. Will have to send a jar to APF and see what they think.
[re=424073]NYNYNY[/re]: Could that be because it is a Mail Boxes Etc.?
Count Chockula, meet David Denby.
I’m not sure about hoax. Fishy, to be sure. And I don’t mean tuna twats: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102×4084842
I’m surprised nobody thinks this is just a blown cover for a CIA training facility. When they throw up an operations front, they probably do exactly this — make a dumb copy/paste website with a image search crest for the symbol, and then try to keep the whole thing a secret in the only way spooks know how — scaring the heck out of the locals with their black SUVs and crazy “I’m just your local police (nothing to see here)” decals. This sounds more like dumb, real government, and less like shadow government. But it would be totally cool if it were shadow governnment, and on the first of their ‘Ten Steps to World Domination’ they get caught in a media storm before they even establish a base. If there were a shadow goverment, this is totally how they would fail — cover blown by Montana local news.
[re=424108]the problem child[/re]: kaiser soze?
[re=424068]Darkness[/re]: Here’s the dish; it’s an astrological referece:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Firesign_Theatre#Formation
My mom inherited me all her FT vinyl, along with the Second City vinyl and her New Trier HS choir recordings. All my dad gave me was an original 10″ of “The Ballad of Tom Joad”and a numbered White Album (#0714404). Dammit.
[re=424020]oldguy[/re]: Hey that picture is in the wrong section! It’s supposed to be under “Contract Executions”
http://www.americanpolicegroup.com/kidknapping.html
[re=424140]jasper f. krone[/re]: stupid. refereNce. with an “n”.
Oh, I see. We’re on Back Alley Furries now. Nevermind.
[re=424140]jasper f. krone[/re]: Lucky dog. I’ve had to buy my own full collection of The Shadow. The only urge I’ve ever had to write slash is to end that frustrating platonic schtick between Margo and the Shadow, you know, with him invisible. Oh, the kink!
[re=424076]Crank Tango[/re]: I always go with the “never attribute to malice what can be explained with sheer incompetence . . ” or however that goes. On the other hand, once one understands Wonkette, EVERYTHING should be attributed to malice.
I like this company’s full spectrum of services:
– Supertanker protection
– Nuclear device handling
– Military convoy escort
– Cub scout merit badge instruction
[re=424049]ph7[/re]: If you check further, you will see the site is also ACTUALLY HOSTED by GoDaddy, probably their $2.95/month special package.
For the non-webmasters here, this is often an indication that the site was set up by an idiot.
[re=424154]Darkness[/re]: it’s like “gee, I’m a total libtard, and that must be true because I just said it, and sure this thread is all full of jokes about this stupid fake army guy thing, but boo hoo you people are mean and I’m just not getting it.”
I, for one, welcome our new Balkan overlords.
Само слога Србина спасава!
These guys scared the shit out of Alex Jones’ last night( I work graveyard and have streaming internet on my phone–I’m bored), and all I heard is NObAMAz fema KILLz KillZ…Rumor has it they wanted to RFID the People’s guns. Also
[re=424154]Darkness[/re]: No anchovies? You’ve got the wrong man.
I read that as “Evil PIRATE Security Forces.” Which would totally be cool.
[re=424176]Crank Tango[/re]: This is a tougher than average thread to cut one’s Wonketteeth on, you must admit. The thread topic post is for once, truthfully weirder than the cranked up ones that otherwise fill it.
[re=424182]jasper f. krone[/re]: I always have the wrong man. It’s the Aspergers.
[re=424003]Count Spatula[/re]: Count Spatula walks into a bar and introduces himself to the bartender. In reply, the bartender asks, “So, why the long handle?”
“Because of the apparent secretiveness of this, it gives the far right and far left to come up with all kinds of ideas. That’s why I’d like to see some clarification,” Ebinger says.
Only people on the FAR ends of the political spectrum with their crazy conspiracy theories, why can’t they be more accepting of the simple truth of “you’re not cleared for that”.
Wonkette must research whether the person who created this fictitious entity went to school with Dr. Orly Taitz. They both operate out of Orange County, California towns. In fact, Dr. Dimitri Sirakoff, DO and Dr. Orly Taitz, DDS, JD may be the same person! Sheeple, this could be huge!
Uncovered at last- Mitt Romney’s not-so-secret Waffen SS training facility.
So, you thought he’d just slink off into oblivion after WALNUTS! whipped him, tail between his legs and towser strapped to the roof of the SUV… Noooooo.
He’s still out there folks, packin’ serious heat and counting down… and he’s NOT HAPPY.
So will they be a bunch of Protestant Fundamentalists?
[re=423776]Paul Tardy[/re]: Byzantine Empire.
[re=424140]jasper f. krone[/re]: And what — no National Lampoon albums?? Elitist.
Big Iron, Big Iron.
All those hansome rangers
with their big irons on their hips.
De-lish
[re=423999]jesusbutter[/re]:
Taste?
Got to be a PR site for an upcoming movie or TV show.
Where was this first reported, Onion News?
It just gets better.
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5ifOx0LPKy5B_0KAyPHyNTEqdQz6QD9B269SG0
People:
American Police Force is the corrections start-up company headed by Mark Foley and Jim McGreevey.
[re=424183]ellie[/re]: Avast, ye matey, before reading your post, so did I.
[re=424355]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: Hilton, 55, uses the title “captain” when introducing himself and on his business cards. But he acknowledged it was not a military rank.
Hello, I’m General Blinky_Twinkie. It’s not a military rank.
[re=424059]jasper f. krone[/re]: Firesign Theatre! +1
From another news story: Michael Hilton is a native of Montenegro who became a naturalized US citizen. Aliases for Hilton that appear in court documents include Miodrag Dokovich, Michael Hamilton, Hristian Djokich and Michael Djokovich. So, I guess we can say the Djokich is on Hardin. Or not.
[re=423984]assistant/atlas[/re]: I’m starting to think the whole state of Montana is fake.
[re=424979]AnSnarkist[/re]: I assure you it’s not. But we do seem to have more than our fair share of teh crazee.
And Hardin is a very small town full of gullible rednecks and drunk indians who watch fox news while making meth.
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