RE-EDUCATION CAMP  4:01 pm September 30, 2009

Check Out These Loser Kids Being Losers About Nobama

by Jim Newell

Oh, are we not supposed to make fun of kids? Even little loser ones? Meh, they’re not allowed on Wonkette anyway. (Just in case though: hey kids, go say “FUCK” to your parents!) Conservatives are flipping out all over this latest Indoctrination video. Media Matters is responding, “they did this for George W. Bush too though!!” Whatever. It (a) is always creepy and (b) never matters, because who cares what some kids chant in elementary school. [Mountain Xpress]

 
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Buzz Feedback September 30, 2009 at 4:02 pm

I see lots of “Young Pioneers” red.

El Pinche September 30, 2009 at 4:03 pm

Can NOBAMA indoctrinate the Dems in Congress? That would be swell.

bitchincamaro September 30, 2009 at 4:05 pm

Not enough morbid obesity. These are not real Amerikids.

Monsieur Grumpe September 30, 2009 at 4:07 pm

So cute! And kids, don’t forget the after school bible burning.

Snarkalicious September 30, 2009 at 4:09 pm

Meh…whake me up when one of them shows up in a mask and incites the rest of the little urchins to sacrifice an allegedly virginal classmate to their new dark god.

Humpback September 30, 2009 at 4:09 pm

My Preznit has a first name
It’s B-A-R-A-K
My Preznit has a second name
It’s O-B-A-M-A

Oh, I love to please him every day
And if you ask me why I’ll say
Cuz Yes we can believe in hope
And I’m no stupid right-wing dope

NYNYNY September 30, 2009 at 4:11 pm

OT, because not interested in this video:

dear wonkette tips: GOP donor gives 3 times as much money to Taliban as he does to GOP

NEW YORK — A New York businessman accused of trying to funnel money to a terrorist training camp in Afghanistan pleaded guilty Tuesday to charges of terrorism financing and conspiracy to commit wire fraud.

Abdul Tawala Ibn Ali Alishtari entered his plea before a federal judge in Manhattan. He could face up to 25 years in prison when he is sentenced.

Alishtari, 56, of suburban Ardsley, had been accused of accepting an unspecified amount of money to transfer $152,000 that he believed was being sent to Pakistan and Afghanistan to support the camp. Prosecutors say Alishtari, also known as Michael Mixon[! I wonder what James DObson's real name is], believed the money would be used to buy night vision goggles and other equipment[but for insugents [to fight Obama]].

He also pleaded guilty to stealing millions of dollars from victims through his fraudulent operation of a loan investment program.

In 2003, Alishtari donated $20,000 to the National Republican Senatorial Committee. The committee renounced the contribution and gave it away to charity after news reports identified Alishtari as an NRSC “Inner Circle Member for Life.” [creepy title. good thing it's for life]

Alishtari also donated more than $15,000 to the National Republican Congressional Committee. An NRCC spokeswoman has said the committee will donate the money to charity [Taliban] if Alishtari is convicted. [1. the cooler NRSC has made no such promise. 2. He pleaded guilty, but we're gonna wait to see if now he ALSO gets convicted]

hobospacejunkie September 30, 2009 at 4:14 pm

Let’s see if I can remember the words. My country ’tis of thee/Lando Calrissian/Of thee I sing. Yep, still got it.

slappypaddy September 30, 2009 at 4:24 pm

this has to be stopped. next thing you know, they’ll be chanting something completely in unison, all of them at the same time, no hold-outs allowed. it’ll be something called “the pledge of allegiance.”

June Cleaver 2.0 September 30, 2009 at 4:24 pm

Those kids are cute losers!

Come here a minute September 30, 2009 at 4:26 pm

These dumb kids should be singing the praises of flavored dip, not the usurper who wants to tax it.

bitchincamaro September 30, 2009 at 4:32 pm

[re=423689]NYNYNY[/re]: OT, but everyone from Ardsley should be arrested and charged with something.

shadowMark September 30, 2009 at 4:34 pm

The front row from the left fifteen years later —

Doing porn.

Killed fighting in Afghanistan.

CEO of HP.

Runs the Wonkette.

Doing porn.

Writes speeches for Governor of Alaska Willow Palin.

Min September 30, 2009 at 4:36 pm

Hey, if the parents said it was all right, the wingtards need to back the hell off. After all, it’s perfectly fine when conservative parents take their kids teabagging…

Uncle Joe September 30, 2009 at 4:36 pm

These losers need to apologize to Joe Wilson.

V572625694 September 30, 2009 at 4:37 pm

Get the government out of public schools — its scholiasm!

bureaucrap September 30, 2009 at 4:38 pm

If they really wanted to prepare these kids for the future, they would be learning to sing the Chinese national anthem.

June Cleaver 2.0 September 30, 2009 at 4:39 pm

Jim, you will get letters from the square pants saying you are racist for calling the prez nobama, and you should be ahamed of yourself calling kids losers. Let us read a few.

I feel sorry for the square pants because I’m one — just a smarty pants.

badmuthagoose September 30, 2009 at 4:41 pm

SOMEONE STOP THOSE KIDS FROM TALKING ABOUT HOPE AND CHANGE AND THE VALUE OF EDUCATION! WHERE WILL THE NEXT GENERATION OF MUTHAFUCKING SKOALREBELS COME FROM OTHERWISE????

SayItWithWookies September 30, 2009 at 4:41 pm

Wait — liberalism in prevalent? I thought it was just a small cadre of socialists meeting in a smoke-filled room somewhere conspiring to fill people’s heads with lies. Admitting that it’s actually popular might be a mistake.

Suds McKenzie September 30, 2009 at 4:42 pm

hey, hey, hey, Obamerena.

which kid has the pre-stress fracture?

God Bless Americarana

Sussemilch September 30, 2009 at 4:43 pm

[re=423687]Humpback[/re]: My party has a first name
It’s R-E-P-U-B
My party has a second name
It’s L-I-C-A-N

I send them money every day
And if you ask me why I’ll say
The GOP has a way
With fucking up the USA

Carrabuda September 30, 2009 at 4:44 pm

NYNYNY: Notice the date – that thing’s two years old. Where was this during the whole “palling around with terrorists” thing? Wake up, Dems. Sheesh. Might have known that one was projection too.

hockeymom September 30, 2009 at 4:47 pm

So conservatives don’t WANT to make America better?
I’m so confused.

(also, these kids only get a 7 from the Russian judge. Not enough marching).

An Outhouse September 30, 2009 at 4:59 pm

Maybe the conservatards should take their kids out of school and keep them home. That would be some fine parenting.

kewlguy42069 September 30, 2009 at 5:02 pm

none of these compare to the jesus camp kids praying to the cardboard cutout pres. bush… where the fuck is that video right now

problemwithcaring September 30, 2009 at 5:10 pm

rotf @ government school. Is that like those socialist roads?

glamourdammerung September 30, 2009 at 5:31 pm

I think the GOP is just mad because these children should be working in a Western Wats’ call center, doing polling for the GOP. Remember these are the same clowns that were asking mean questions about Romney for Romney to be able to cry about being picked on.

Marlowe September 30, 2009 at 5:46 pm

They’re probably upset because there’s too many white kids in the video.
Whoops.
Did I just accuse Malkin of being a racist?

If the sandal fits…

Bebe Loves You September 30, 2009 at 6:01 pm

Aren’t these the same kids from the episode of Star Trek that killed all the adults because a bad man told them to, and then cried later because they missed their parents and Kirk was trying to hold them and touch them in private places?

I just don’t like the sound of children shouting incantations.

Bebe Loves You September 30, 2009 at 6:03 pm

What, Marlow? Did you just call Michelle Malkin a racist? I’m scandalized.

Guppy06 September 30, 2009 at 7:00 pm

One of them will be Pope one day!

I_Like_Tigers September 30, 2009 at 7:10 pm

I bet they did a lot of rehearsing to learn all that fancy spelling……

Smoke Filled Roommate September 30, 2009 at 7:29 pm

Change has come. Change has come. It’s in the sofa. Dope! It’s what we smoke! Clip your wings off and fly free! Education liberation I love you. Tutti Frutti!

GreatOldOnesParty September 30, 2009 at 8:47 pm

[re=423805]kewlguy42069[/re]: it’s right….
HERE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxdt_f0hwUg

Guppy06 September 30, 2009 at 9:25 pm

So… what class is this for again?

Witsendnj September 30, 2009 at 10:09 pm

Spare the rod, spoil the child. Just, smack them!

SparkleKitty September 30, 2009 at 10:22 pm

But it’s all ok if the retarded Trigs sing:

Hail to George
George is the King
Hail to George
The King of Kings
The King of Kings
And Jesus does Sing
To George W. Bush
The King of Kings.
The end is near
The Jews are in fear
We Christians are coming
Because God is cunning
He hates the Jews
And we are the chosen
And We will laugh
When Jews are all frozen

In the mountains
After the atomic blast
That we will ensure

The end.

SparkleKitty September 30, 2009 at 10:23 pm

The evangelical wish for the jews is so speshal!!!

hunter.blatherer October 1, 2009 at 12:36 am

In my elementary school we were never made to chant about Reagan. But we were fingerprinted by the cops en masse and encouraged to turn in our parents, if they did drugs.

Woodwards Friend October 1, 2009 at 10:20 am

That was actually kind of gross but then again I think most elementary school recitals are gross. That’s why me and the woman use socialist birth control.

Your move wingtards: Either I sire a litter of socialist children of the corn chanting about hope and change OR I keep have non-procreation sects. With a woman. Who doesn’t cry during.

FunnyMan October 3, 2009 at 10:41 pm

Scary is all can say.

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