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RUMORS ON THE INTERNETS

The Obama Administration Is Not A Registered Sex Offender, And That Makes RedState Very Frustrated

  • Matthew Yglesias writes in earnest about McDonald’s policy. [Matt Yglesias]
  • The Obama Administration loves to have sex with minors. RedState knows this is true, because Whoopee Goldberg said something on teevee and also isn’t it obvious? Q.E.D., Amen. [RedState]
  • Delicious Mustache Ride John Bolton admits that some people are normal and straight like him, and other people are weird and kinda gay, and if they don’t feel bad about not being normal and straight, that’s okay, he guesses. [Think Progress]
  • Andrew Sullivan will protect your children from the Obama Administration. Bless him. [The Daily Dish]
  • Barack Obama guest stars in a new (?) comic book, with a big-boobed anime jet rocket robot stripper lady villain. [Weekly Standard]


5:36 PM on Tue September 29 2009
By Riley Waggaman
940 Views

  1. dum librul says at 5:41 pm, September 29th, 2009

    Do you know what this means? The next time John Bolton wants to knee-jerk send troops into X Muslim country without any given thought, we can ask him whether he wants to send teh GAY troops there, too. That shit will trip him up for years.

  2. fork-wielding maniac says at 5:48 pm, September 29th, 2009

    well, shit, if unimpeachable sources like redstate, [i]washington times[/i], and fox say that the administration are pederasts, then i’m switching parties. seriously. there isn’t any of that shit going on in the GOP…

    oh, wait.

    nevermind.

  3. The RedState exposee needs moar pr0n. Preferably with Obama himself and not Whoopi Goldberg, whom no one watches except the retards at RedState, according to redState.

  4. Red Zeppelin says at 5:56 pm, September 29th, 2009

    Yes, now here the thing–which party produces the kind of person who has gaysecks in a bus station? I’m just sayin…

  5. m_supercomputer says at 5:58 pm, September 29th, 2009

    I can’t bring myself to click on a RedState link - is there anything to connect something Whoopi Goldberg said to Obama aside from that they’re both black? Anything at all?

  6. Suds McKenzie says at 6:03 pm, September 29th, 2009

    wake me when Julio Iglesias makes it to the Red Light district.

  7. GreatOldOnesParty says at 6:09 pm, September 29th, 2009

    Apparently he only objects to teh raepin’ of “drug filled” children.
    Once they sober up, then it’s ok.

  8. Thegreatbacon says at 6:17 pm, September 29th, 2009

    I’d love to meet John Bolton, just so that I could try to make him mad enough to turn red and fire his pistols up in the air while jumping around. In fact, I try to do that with everyone who wears a mustache.

  9. canadians for pussy says at 6:18 pm, September 29th, 2009

    The Bombqueen’s outfit apears to be crotchless, right on

  10. fork-wielding maniac says at 6:26 pm, September 29th, 2009

    what are those comic book artists trying to tell us? bombqueen evidently has barack obama for a vagina, which she is about to rocket passionately.

    or she has a serious case of talking herpes that looks suspiciously like our president.

  11. m_supercomputer: No. It’s more RedState conspiracy.

    Obama was supported by Whoopi Goldberg
    Whoopi Goldberg said there might be more to the Roman Polanski story
    Barack Obama asked a question from a man who once said that teenagers have sex

    BARACK OBAMA AND THE ENTIRE ADMINISTRATION SUPPORT PEDOPHELIA[sic]! DO YOU SEE? DO YOU SEE?

  12. AxmxZ: Well, yet another excuse (”research”) redstaters can use when they are nabbed by the Feds for acessing kiddie pR0n sites

  13. Well, on Andrew Sullivan’s video watch, I’d take that bribe from the lady.

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