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September 29, 2009

The Obama Administration Is Not A Registered Sex Offender, And That Makes RedState Very Frustrated

by Riley Waggaman  

  • Matthew Yglesias writes in earnest about McDonald’s policy. [Matt Yglesias]
  • The Obama Administration loves to have sex with minors. RedState knows this is true, because Whoopee Goldberg said something on teevee and also isn’t it obvious? Q.E.D., Amen. [RedState]
  • Delicious Mustache Ride John Bolton admits that some people are normal and straight like him, and other people are weird and kinda gay, and if they don’t feel bad about not being normal and straight, that’s okay, he guesses. [Think Progress]
  • Andrew Sullivan will protect your children from the Obama Administration. Bless him. [The Daily Dish]
  • Barack Obama guest stars in a new (?) comic book, with a big-boobed anime jet rocket robot stripper lady villain. [Weekly Standard]

{ 13 comments }

dum librul September 29, 2009 at 5:41 pm

Do you know what this means? The next time John Bolton wants to knee-jerk send troops into X Muslim country without any given thought, we can ask him whether he wants to send teh GAY troops there, too. That shit will trip him up for years.

fork-wielding maniac September 29, 2009 at 5:48 pm

well, shit, if unimpeachable sources like redstate, [i]washington times[/i], and fox say that the administration are pederasts, then i’m switching parties. seriously. there isn’t any of that shit going on in the GOP…

oh, wait.

nevermind.

AxmxZ September 29, 2009 at 5:55 pm

The RedState exposee needs moar pr0n. Preferably with Obama himself and not Whoopi Goldberg, whom no one watches except the retards at RedState, according to redState.

Red Zeppelin September 29, 2009 at 5:56 pm

Yes, now here the thing–which party produces the kind of person who has gaysecks in a bus station? I’m just sayin…

m_supercomputer September 29, 2009 at 5:58 pm

I can’t bring myself to click on a RedState link – is there anything to connect something Whoopi Goldberg said to Obama aside from that they’re both black? Anything at all?

Suds McKenzie September 29, 2009 at 6:03 pm

wake me when Julio Iglesias makes it to the Red Light district.

GreatOldOnesParty September 29, 2009 at 6:09 pm

Apparently he only objects to teh raepin’ of “drug filled” children.
Once they sober up, then it’s ok.

Thegreatbacon September 29, 2009 at 6:17 pm

I’d love to meet John Bolton, just so that I could try to make him mad enough to turn red and fire his pistols up in the air while jumping around. In fact, I try to do that with everyone who wears a mustache.

canadians for pussy September 29, 2009 at 6:18 pm

The Bombqueen’s outfit apears to be crotchless, right on

fork-wielding maniac September 29, 2009 at 6:26 pm

what are those comic book artists trying to tell us? bombqueen evidently has barack obama for a vagina, which she is about to rocket passionately.

or she has a serious case of talking herpes that looks suspiciously like our president.

Potater September 29, 2009 at 7:39 pm

[re=422648]m_supercomputer[/re]: No. It’s more RedState conspiracy.

Obama was supported by Whoopi Goldberg
Whoopi Goldberg said there might be more to the Roman Polanski story
Barack Obama asked a question from a man who once said that teenagers have sex

BARACK OBAMA AND THE ENTIRE ADMINISTRATION SUPPORT PEDOPHELIA[sic]! DO YOU SEE? DO YOU SEE?

Bruno September 29, 2009 at 7:50 pm

[re=422640]AxmxZ[/re]: Well, yet another excuse (“research”) redstaters can use when they are nabbed by the Feds for acessing kiddie pR0n sites

Marlowe September 30, 2009 at 8:23 am

Well, on Andrew Sullivan’s video watch, I’d take that bribe from the lady.

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