We didn’t really bother writing about the case of Bill Sparkman, the brutally murdered census worker in Kentucky who was found with “FED” carved into his chest, because the narrative was too boring and predictable: liberals would immediately type about how this murder was yet again the fault of Glenn Beck and Bill O’Reilly for the way they talk on television; conservatives would respond with something even more ludicrous, like “the killer was actually a liberal who loves public options” or “the guy was killed for being a child predator, a.k.a. a liberal, so it’s fine;” and Wonkette would finally chime in to make fun of the funniest conservative claim. Well here we are at part three! Let’s actualize it: Ha ha, conservative blogger Dan Riehl DOESN’T WANT TO MAKE ANY CONCLUSIONS, and doesn’t have any facts, but hey, maybe Bill Sparkman fucked kids constantly and this was just a retaliation? It could be true or it could be not true!
This is a great paragraph:
I have no idea what happened, but from the reporting I’ve seen, neither does anyone else. If he adopted a boy as a single man, or was married and split with the wife and kids, who knows. But I never assume I know a story or motive until I know it. Right now we don’t. I’m simply speculating on one possible alternative, however impolite.
Just saying: kid-fucking. Just saying that term, right now: the fucking of children. That’s all. Nothing more.
The condition of the body and his being naked also seems curious. Why strip someone down to their socks only to kill them? Finally Sparkman’s bio and work history suggests at the least he was not just your average guy. No teaching degree, no full-time means of employment and no wife or kids so far as I am aware. But he certainly did gravitate towards children. I can’t help but wonder if this wasn’t a revenge killing disguised to look like something else. If he did have issues in this regard and messed with the wrong kid, it isn’t as if something like that can be ruled out until we know more.
It can’t be ruled out!
Was Census Worker Bill Sparkman A Child Predator? [Dan Riehl]
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Not married no kids = pederast! It’s okay to murder ‘em, except for Roman Polanski.
Captain Joe’s (see comments) conjecturing makes far more sense.
well, since Dan Riehl fucks children, he knows of whence he speaks.
“It can’t be ruled out.” “He hasn’t denied it yet.” GLENN BECK!!!
It’s clear Ja Rule needs to now weigh in on this.
It’s not funny. No snark can make it funny. It’s fucking sick.
[re=422218]Crank Tango[/re]: Now, we don’t know whether Dan Riehl fucks children. But we certainly can’t rule it out.
I absolutely know for certain that if I had been a victim of abuse, as a child, the message I would really want to get across in my revenge killing would be that he had been a ‘FED’.
Maybe he was an alien from the planet Zorg, sent here to take our senses. He wasn’t, as far as I know. Just sayin’
p.s. – I think the guy’s family might have a pretty good lawsuit against this guy.
[re=422225]FMA[/re]: true. he might just blow them because he can’t get an erection unless they are dead.
Oh, all right.
Dan Riehl thought he recognized the guy’s name from the last time he was browsing the personals on the NAMBLA website looking for a little boy to love. Riehl’s a sugar-daddy-O.
If I don’t look busy with the typey-typey, the Starbucks acne punks may ask me to leave, since I never actually order anything anyway but still feel enough at home here to take really disgusting self-loathing, whiskey fueled dumps in the unisex bathroom during the busiest part of the morning rush, so what the fuck, let me just write this thing.
Child fuckers are not ordinarily well-hung, Mr. Riehl. You of all pederasts should know that.
[re=422224]teebob2000[/re]: Agreed.
riehl’s case would have been more persuasive if he had implied that sparkman was also a republican elected official.
Sorry Dan Riehl. Even the Kentucky Inbreds know the difference between an F and P when they carved F into his chest.
The Census lynch victim doesn’t really fit the profile of a pedo as his bio showed he wasn’t a GOP member or wingnutty fundie with boundary issues.
In the commentary of that page, provided by “Sturgis Drain” (my emphasis added):
“The guy was a teacher, former Eagle Scout, Boy Scout leader and part time census worker. His fellow employees and the kids he taught all thought he was a great guy. Yep, definitely a sexual predator. I wonder, does Riehl have a wife and kids? Does he do any volunteer work or go places that might have children around? Does his mother ask weird questions about him? And check out his “friends” on Facebook. One of them is a little girl. What’s up with that?”
Riehl’s immediate follow-up to Mssr. Drain’s commentary:
“Yeah, it isn’t as if we haven’t read that a hundred times about just such a fellow.”
Goddammit, this Drain & Riehl combination just runs the table when it comes to cum hoc ergo propter hoc arguments.
I don’t know, but I’d have to speculate that Dan Riehl’s mother was a syphilitic whore who seriously abused alcohol, cocaine and other substances when she was pregnant with him. It isn’t as if something like that can be ruled out until we know more.
Yeah, right, why strip him down *only* to kill him? Obvy, he was a pederast. Only a revenge killing would look like this, and if you’re the victim of child-rape, and really want to get it across that the dead guy is vile, you’d make it look like he’s dead for being a federal employee. Makes perfect sense. Or did his chest say “PED”?
This Onion story dovetails nicely with this giant prick Dan Riehl: “Crime Reporter Finds Way Of Linking Warehouse Fire To Depraved Sex Act” http://www.theonion.com/content/video/crime_reporter_finds_way_of?utm_source=a-section
And the award for the best comment goes to………THIS guy:
“Hmmmm…the same maid that found David Carradine hanging in his hotel room in Thailand now works at a motel 5 minutes from where Bill Sparkman was found hung…
Coincidence or something more?
Posted by: JustOneMan | Sunday, September 27, 2009 at 07:53 PM”
[re=422233]Crank Tango[/re]: Now that’s more like it.
I’m simply speculating on one possible alternative.
Hey, go with what you know — child fucking. Because you are a child fucker.
[re=422225]FMA[/re]: It would be irresponsible not to speculate that he actually eats them.
[re=422231]deecaffeinated[/re]: I have no idea what happened, but from the reporting I’ve seen, it’s entirely possible that the killer planned on writing “FED UP WITH YOU ALWAYS TOUCHING ME INAPPROPRIATELY IN MY SWIMSUIT AREA”, but got interrupted by a bear before he could finish.
[re=422220]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: In fact, we can safely predict that Sparkman will never deny that he diddle kiddies, because he can’t deny it. And he can’t deny that he raped and killed a young girl, in 1970.
‘Oh well if it’s a revenge killing, than that’s cool. Right?’
Jesus.
This is the same Dan Riehl who was terrified by some black teenagers on the DC metro:
http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/34692_Dan_Riehls_Imaginary_Black_Kid_Beatdown
Douchebaggery of this magnitude is truly a wonder to behold.
Why did Cheney shoot his friend in the face? Was it because they liked tag-teaming crippled sheep? I don’t know, but can we really say that it was not for that reason? No, of course we can’t.
>The comments to this entry are closed.
I have no idea what happened, but from the reporting I’ve seen, neither does anyone else.
But I never assume I know a story or motive until I know it. Right now we don’t. I’m simply speculating on one possible alternative, however impolite.
Dan Riehl may have raped and killed Sparkman.
The closing of his comments after being accused of being the perpetrator is curious. Why close comments after someone has accused you of murder without a response? Finally, the approving comments posted by accused rapist Ed O’Keefe suggests that Mr. Riehl keeps interesting company, intentionally or otherwise. While they may not know each other, and who knows about that, my crimeblogging experience leads me to believe that like attracts like, as it were. If he did have issues in this regard and messed with the wrong kid, it isn’t as if something like that can be ruled out until we know more. It isn’t as if something like that can be ruled out until we know more.
How the hell does this explain the whole “FED” thing, Mr. Crime Blogger?
Hilarious update, btw.
[re=422251]Extemporanus[/re]: We can’t rule bears out, anyhow. Sometimes there are bears.
[re=422244]Rev. Peter Lemonjello[/re]: That makes two Bills that fucking maid has killed!
[re=422232]gurukalehuru[/re]: Watch the planet Zorg references, puny Earthling! I’d hate to have to send a couple of hard, pipe-hittin’ Andromedans over to get all Precambrian on your ass, if you know what I mean.
Wow, he must be going for the Coulter award for tastelessness in conservative wankery.
Vile.
one thing i think we can safely conclude without any danger of having to rule it out is that dan riehl is an evil and irresponsible jackass and an inconsiderate abuser of the public trust.
Normally my Wonkette can make even the most reprehensible, unbelieveable, or idiotic thing funny. BUT. This is truly the lowest of the low. Sorry, unfunny, &tc.
I literally cannot believe this Riehl thing gets paid to think things. Ugh.
[re=422253]Prommie[/re]: Thanks, Prommie. I wuz fuzzy on teh details. ‘Preciate choo takin up ma slack.
If you’re killed by a right-winger it’s okay to assume you might have fucked a kid. That’s no worse than assuming you’re a racist if you don’t like Obama. Right?
And, according to some radio jabberhead in Seattle, it’s wrong to extradite Roman Polanski because he already served his 42 days for drugging and raping a 13-year-old who probably enjoyed it. Kid-fucking is okay as long as you serve your 42 days. The Census guy should have served his 42 days. Then he could travel the world and make sad movies that win awards.
Mr. Riehl is another victim of COTN: “curse of the ‘net”; anything that can be said will be. So he is merely suffering from COTN mouth. And we all know the only cure for that is to ingest a heaping portion of seasoned, toxic rodent pudenda
I was going to post a feeble attempt at humor here but then I realized that I too have no teaching degree, no full-time means of employment, no wife, no kids so far as I am aware and I certainly do gravitate towards Wonkettes. Sighs. I’m just going to go pick out what I want written on my chest.
[re=422223]problemwithcaring[/re]: Actually that was Ja in a Dan Riehl mask.
I breathlessly await Dan Riehl’s next exposition, where he posits that those Freedom Riders were killed because they were actually axe murderers.
[re=422269]ignatius_riley[/re]: I hear you. It really isn’t Wonkette’s fault though. I think it just gets harder to laugh when you realize that rock bottom just sank a few miles lower.
[re=422275]Snarkalicious[/re]: Ja was just keepin’ it Riehl, yo.
For all we know Dan Riehl is a homicidal pedophile with a taste for wearing frilly lingerie during golden showers. It isn’t as if something like that can be ruled out until we know more.
[re=422272]saggyboobedhag[/re]: Also bail-skipping — laws are for the sheeple.
Wow, just wow. Riehl’s crime-blogging assumptions were bad enough, but his subsequent responses to comments who rightly called him on his odious fuckwittery are really beyond the pale. What an utterly loathsome piece of garbage.
[re=422272]saggyboobedhag[/re]: The problem with your first statement is your glaring inability to distinguish between assuming something to be true (which is untrue), and assuming something to be true (which IS true.) Please, for once, just take your line of thought one step further. Richard Cohen may be a sloppy thinker, but that doesn’t mean you have to be.
What a jackass.
Of all the conclusions Mr. Riehl could leap to, he chose that one. Now I don’t know any of the facts or anything, and I’m certainly not going to speculate until I do, but clearly if Riehl were a pedophile himself, obsessed with being murdered by the irate parents of his many, many victims — especially after they found out in detail of the sheer lewdness and depravity of his actions and how they had scarred all their little children for life — then maybe he’d be inclined to think that someone who was murdered in the same way he pictures his own demise would have the same mindset.
Not that I would jump to any such conclusions — that would be unfair.
Why do all these wingnutjobs look like they were farted out by a constipated Uncle Fester after a particularly distressing meal of rancid pastrami and pondscum?
Isn’t this the same loser who sat on the bus and fantasized about beating up the black DC teenagers after the 9/12 protests?
He does have a purty mouth. Also.
But I never assume I know a story or motive until I know it , as I know Obama is the AntiChrist and the Enemy of Humanity.
From Riehl’s comments section;
“Seems as though Riehl was busy playing D&D when doing his “research” for this story.” [...]
HEY-HEY-HEY!!! Come back here and face me when you say that, lest I smite thee with my d20 die-of-ruthless-smiting!!
Yer fixin to git lit up, Dan.
DON’T YOU PEOPLE KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT CRIME BLOGGING??? The first rule of crime blogging is that everyone is a child rapist until proven innocent. If you didn’t know that then all your criticisms are invalid, liberal idiots.
I think “crime blogging” is probably a lot like Dungeons and Dragons.
Maybe “FED” means that he was killed because he fed on human flesh, it isn’t as if something like that can be ruled out until we know more.
And if the victim was wearing socks, maybe he was also sticking his weinie into vacuum cleaners. I don’t know this and neither does anyone else, so I will consider it to be a possible fact, like the children he may or may not have molested and his plan to blow up a tea party, which he may have been thinking about at some point, since there is a chance that he was really from Kenya.
You won’t read this in the MSM.
[re=422308]Canmon (the Inadequate)[/re]: I think it was Kevin Federline carving out his name before realizing it wasn’t a tree.
[re=422297]AbstinenceOnly Ed[/re]: It ain’t coincidence.
I’m thinking this poor bastard was tortured before being lynched. The coroner supposedly told his mother to plan on cremating him, which would indicate the body was not in good shape. Since he was found only a day or two after his death, he probably wouldn’t have been decomposed too badly yet. So now Riehl is implying that this poor guy is a pedaphile? Oh swell. I’m sure this will make his famiy feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
Fucker.
I’m only speculating, so don’t take this as though I have facts or cognitive abilities but the name Riehl is German in origin. So is Hitler.
What human filth.
The brilliance of the modern conservative mindset on display for all. Just when you think they’ve scraped through the barrel and hit bedrock, they just go deeper and lower. This guy is almost as big a prick as Novakula. But he does have time to grow into those shoes. Hopefully he meets a more painful and longer end though.
So maybe he messed with the wrong kid? Which kid would be the right kid to mess with? Unanswered questions…
You can smear an entire ideology based on wild-eyed speculation – Dan Riehl
Riehl prefers to keep his smears personal and directed at murder victims.
From Dan: “The killing had a pseudo sexual theme given he was bound, gagged and naked.”
Hey Dan – why “pseudo?”
[re=422224]teebob2000[/re]: Word. Who is this total asshole, anyway. Painful and repeated assraping would be too good, and insufficiently painful, for this sorry sack of shit. Any lawyers out there? Can a dead person’s family sue for defamation? I know such suits are usually like pissing into a gale, but Jesus Christ this fuckwad is totally sick.
Crime blogging is nothing like Dungeons and Dragons. No orcs, for instance. Orcs. Dungeons have them, blogs generally do not.
Looking at Dan’s still shot there, I can’t help but feel an awful pity for all the many young prostrated boys who’ve had the displeasure of glancing over their shoulders and seeing that very same expression.
Hey wasn’t that Jesus fellow killed all naked-like. Why does Dan Riehl think Jesus was a child molester?
[re=422326]BadKitty[/re]: i wouldn’t be surprised if he was tortured but a naked dead body sitting outside in late summer in kentucky will probably start gettin’ gross pretty quickly.
So, this murdered census guy was a pedophile, who molested Dan Riehl, who then murdered him (presumably for horning in on Riehl’s child molestation game) and writing “FED” on it to cover up the reasoning. Case closed!
[re=422364]kewlguy42069[/re]: because it would quickly be defiled by the likes of dan riehl and the skoal rebel?
A couple of great comments from the thread:
Maybe he was the kind of pervert who fantasizes about beating up kids he sees on the subway.
Posted by: Mike | Sunday, September 27, 2009 at 10:05 PM
I think Dan Riehl raped him and killed him, consistent with what may be Riehl’s potential pattern of homosexual rape and mass murder. Before any more people start going bonkers that I’m accusing Riehl of anything, take a breath. I’ve done a fair amount of crime blogging mixed in with politics over time. One doesn’t rule anything in or out without some firm answers.
Posted by: unriehl world | Sunday, September 27, 2009 at 10:06 PM
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It sure would be a shame if Google’s top “Dan Riehl” result wound up being NAMBLA or asspirate.com (randomly chosen name I don’t dare check, but you know it must exist) somehow.
here in ky we aint surprised that some fed pedofile got whats comin to him serves him right for snooping around here hell if he comes knockin on my door ill run him of my property because feds dont have any reason to be here and we will fight tranny here live free or die
That’s enough. That’s just plain e-fucking-NOUGH.
Let’s see. A stranger, alone, poking around the back woods of Kentucky, asking questions. Carrying a laptop, no less. I hope the locals don’t jump to conclusions and string up Dan Riehl’s sorry ass. Now that would be fucking tragic.
god knows that being stripped naked in the backwoods of kentucky by a couple of toothless moonshiners wouldn’t be the least bit humiliating or anything.
no, sir. being stripped naked is all about the sexy-time.
[re=422412]skoal rebel[/re]: You’re funnier when your mouth’s too stuffed with flavored chaw to speak.
His entire hypothesis revolves around the idea of someone in BFE Kentucky actually being that smart. Hell, it relies on the murder being that sober.
Well at least Sir Riehl hasn’t gone back to the suicide assumption. What if he was guilty about his sin and working for the census which is even worse sin and scrawled “FED” on his own chest but he wasn’t as stupid as that girl in Pittsburg last year. I’m just saying what if?
He could – if he wanted to protect the ultra-conservative movement – assert that Mr. Sparkman was killed by pot farmers. But Sir Riehl must want to protect them from suspicion, and put forward that all federal employees and liberals are pedos.
[re=422412]skoal rebel[/re]: The only door knockin you’ll be gettin is your daddy knockin on your back door later tonight. Don’t pertend like yuuu don’t wont it, son. Daddy gonna squirt jizz all up in yer hole, baby.
You are really REALLY boring, too.
[re=422363]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: And Spakman was a suicide.
Precedent:
With a crown of thorns on his head, Christ in his loin-cloth shimmied up the cross, drove one spike through his left hand, a second through the his right, and a third through feet, jammed a Roman lance into side, and carved INRI into his chest.
Christ was also, ahem, a “batchelor”.
And trolls. Dungeons and Dragons has trolls. A LOT of them. Especially in the dungeons part. Bloodthirsty, enraged, relentless trolls that suck in the darkness and then spit out filthy, noxious venom. Blogging doesn’t have anything like that.
What? They do? Oh. Never mind!
[re=422414]BobLoblawLawBlog[/re]: I may have said this before but it bears repeating: “you, sir, are a mouthful!”
Absolutely despicable-but does any one take the clown who wrote that seriously?
[re=422412]skoal rebel[/re]: Careful there, buddy, you’re a suspect, too.
Billy Sparkman
Roman Polanski
coincidence?
you have to see it in fixed-type font to dig this pattern…
[re=422305]snideinplainsight[/re]: once saw a d20 roll 5 20s (crits) in a row. That fucking skeleton was smitten by the hand of Pelor himself.
Christ was also, ahem, a “batchelor”.
And a Cub Scout den leader, and you know half of them are queer, amiright?
is dan riehl saying that he finds tied up dead men sexy ? does he get all masterbatey over this shit ? does he like abu ghraib n waterboarding too ? what about tied up dead children ?
[re=422541]Naked Bunny with a Whip[/re]: “let the children come unto me” also comes to mind.
Just sayin’
I don’t know Dan Riehl,but the stories I hear,you know floating around.If he was to marry his wife would have probably fucked horses.So his kids i’m not sayin he has kids but I hear they whiney when they talk and definitly have horse asses.
Here’s the AP’s version (seriously):
“Now the 19-year-old [son] wants answers from investigators who will not even confirm Bill Sparkman was slain more than two weeks after his body was found.”
FTW?
Someone needs to set up a website — something like:
http://www.danriehlspedophilasite.com
or maybe
http://www.howdoesdanriehlkeephispedophiliaundercontrol.com
You get the picture.
Or maybe he was just a census worker who wondered into some crazed redneck’s pot field? Ever think of that one Crime Blogger?
And just cuz….
http://blingee.com/blingee/view/99770583-Riehlly-Emo
[re=422273]zaccapeters[/re]: I thought it was COTD (“Curse of the Dick”), which goes something like, “You are what you eat.”
[re=422632]OffTheRecord[/re]: At least he wasn’t found served up with some Fava Beans and a Nice Chianti. Or in the case of Kentucky; some collared-greens and moonshine.
Has anyone tried to comment bomb this asshole’s site…or would said comments be immediately wiped?
[re=422663]Dashboard_Buddha[/re]: it closed its comments page on this article after too many thinkin’ fellers asked it some pointed questions and basically called it a bag of breaded greasy dicks with a side of sauerkraut.
not to say that such a thing isn’t possible in the future.
I wonder if this will actually be repeated on the television; I’d love to see it come up on FOX news.
…and then have his family take News Corp to the cleaners for slander. Seriously, this is some sick, sick shit – it’s like the exaggerated punchline of wonkette snark (“haha next thing you know, they’ll say he was a pedophile!”) made real.
[re=422676]Mad Brahms[/re]: Ah, and all this time you thought we were exaggerating… Well, actually, so did we. Sucks to be us.
(It went the same way with, “Yeah, and they they’ll try to say Obama is a Nazi. Wait… oh shit.”)
Some people have stated that Dan Riehl might be a serial rapist. Did the pal around with Glenn Beck in 1990?
Well personally I think it was a conspiracy between Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity. See, Sparkman found out about the girl that Beck raped and murdered in ’95, and the one he raped and murdered in ’90, and then the one he raped and murdered in ’85. Pretty soon it all started to make sense, and Sparkman figured out that Beck is secretly that bind-torture-kill serial killer. Beck’s developped a taste for the fatties, you know, cause he’s watched “Silence of the Lambs” too much. Haven’t you guys heard about the teabagger or two that wonders off and gets lost every time there’s a Faux-News-sponsored teabagger rally? They’re not really lost, you know, they’re just being held in Beck’s secret underground chamber where he binds them and tortures them and… you get the picture. And how bad would it look if it came out that Beck is really the BTK killer and responsible for 911? So of course he and Hannity had to take Sparkman out. Rupert Murdoch says he didn’t know they were going to kill Sparkman; he was just driving the getaway car and he SWEARS Beck and Hannity told him they were just going to get ice cream (to lure the teabaggers, naturally).
Now no one really knows what happened and I’d hate to assume without all the facts but until Beck, Hannity and Murdoch show me proof that this WASN’T true, I’m just going to assume all of this is.
You know… this line of thinking explains SO MUCH about the current Republican party…
personally i just keep googling ‘dan riehl sex crimes’ or ‘dan riehl touching’ or ‘dan riehl children’ on every available computer at random points during the day.
this amuses me.
[re=422625]Old Redneck[/re]: “Does not exist or is unavailable.”
A deliciously ambiguous phrase Dan Riehl will now be incorporating into his investigative stlye of blogging. Meanwhile, about Dan’s massive child porn collection and arrest record detailing multiple counts of child rape and molestion – does that NOT exist, Dan, or is it just “unavailable.” Which exactly is it? And just for the record, what were you doing and where were you living back in 1990 when Glenn Beck may or may not have raped and murdered a young woman?
[re=422802]Click[/re]: I still think you all are dead wrong re: glenn beck raping and murdering a young woman. I am of the opinion that it was a young boy. And until I see proof, definitive, long form proof, to the contrary, I am going to keep on believing this.
[re=422817]Crank Tango[/re]: No, no, no….you see, raping and murdering a young boy makes too much sense. Remember, Glenn’s a sagacious character – he KNOWS everyone would expect it to be a boy, that’s why he chose instead to anally rape a young girl, thereby throwing law enforcement off his trail. I’m telling you, this is no ordinary rape/murder suspect we’re dealing with.
[re=422829]Click[/re]: well I guess we’ll have to agree to disagree. Isn’t this great tho, when two people can have a nice political discussion without resorting to namecalling and accusations?
[re=422852]Crank Tango[/re]: True that. Open, honest dialog, that’s the best means of clearing the air and getting troublesome issues off your chest.
Hear that, Glenn……Dan…….?
[re=422864]Click[/re]: yeah, no judgments here guys. I mean hey, Morning Joe killed a chick and he made it to the MSNBC.
God knows we all did too much blow and murdered one or two chicks/dudes in the 90′s.
Carved? I thought it was scrawled on his chest. Pretty sure I read “scrawled.” Where’d this “carved” come from?
[re=422884]Crank Tango[/re]: yeah, most of that decade I spent in a NyQuil-induced blackout. We all have our stories.
Is it really too late for you guys to let the south go?
[re=422899]Click[/re]: LOL! I did a blow/tequila/nyquil speedball routine. One of my fondest memories was a cop with a shotgun having to call after my cat who snuck out the door when they were called after a ranting phone call was placed to a certain xgf.
What’s really funny is I used to watch fox news all the time because I was honestly too loaded to realize that it wasn’t actually “fair and balanced.” No joke. I could still see through hannity and colmes tho.
Dan Riehl is a pedophile Nazi.
“I have no idea” whether that’s true or not. I’m “simply speculating.”
But seriously: Dan Riehl IS a pedophile Nazi. Or at least, it “can’t be ruled out.”
(Sorry, I know it’s been done already. But it bears repeating – at least so that Google starts picking up a connection. Dan Riehl IS a pedophile Nazi.)
This is what happens when an Erskine Caldwell character time travels and gets aholt of a computer with an Internet connection. Been happenin’ more an’ more lately…
Wow. In a way, I’m deeply impressed – it’s hard to believe, but he’s actually uglier on the inside than he is on the outside.
Dan Riehl a pedo? Yeah, wouldn’t THAT just be a total fucking shocker.
Either way, he’s definitely earned his lifetime membership in the Sick Fuck Club – I hear there’s some real “intersting” perks that go with that. Wonder if he’s begun getting magazine subscriptions & 3AM pizza-deliveries yet … & if not, why not?
All I’m saying is that so far no one has proven that Glen Beck didn’t rape the corpse before hanging it up, writing “Fed” on it, and then colapsing into a fetal position in tears at the feet of his conquest, at which point Dan Riehl licked clean his naked body.
It’s a crime, so we must not exclude any possibility until they are proven untrue.
http://you.arehated.com/2009/09/dan-riehl-horrible-piece-of-shit.html
I’m not blogwhoring, I swear. Never seen this blog before in my life. I only stumbled across it when I googled “Dan Riehl is a pedophile Nazi” But I gotta admit, I loved the post.
[re=422214]V572625694[/re]: I was just listening to the radio news here in France; the news announcer just said that Roman Polanski was arrested for a murder he committed in the United States in the 1970′s. Does Dan Riehl speak French by any chance?
[re=422959]foog[/re]: If you do the google on “dan riehl pedophile” you get some awesome (and frightening, for the children anyhow) hits.
The tragic deaths of many federal government workers in rural areas near national parks through the years are also connected to the Vince Foster death, the disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa, the JFK assassination, Watergate, the Zapruder film, Area 51, the Abominable Snowman, crop circles, the Bermuda Triangle, the eye in the pyramid on the back of the American dollar bill, the Masons, Interpol, the Illuminati, the Trilateral Commission, the Council on Foreign Relations, the Shadow Government, Skull and Bones, the Vatican, the X-files, the Ipcress File, the Cold War, the Lost Symbol, national treasures buried beneath national parks, the Declaration of Independence, and the Ottoman Empire. We don’t have any facts, research or documenation to support any of this, but, well, we’re just saying.
[re=422906]Crank Tango[/re]: I confess to having watched Nancy Grace a time or two back in her Court TV, pre grand mal, days. I blame the NyQuil.
[re=423188]thefrontpage[/re]: Um, pyramidal form please–didn’t you get the style guide?
Sparkman’s family should sue Riehl for libel. Hell, judging from the tone of Riehl’s piece, I can rule out that he committed the murder.
[re=423244]Crank Tango[/re]: The pyramids are part of the conspiracy, and pyramidal form is code for conspiracy! The men in black from the black helicopters told me this!
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