KNOWN ENEMIES  11:36 am September 29, 2009

Self-Described Republican Congressman Calls Obama An “Enemy Of Humanity” At That Wingnut Conference

by Juli Weiner

“Trent Franks” is some degenerate sad sack who had two options: become a celebrated onomatopoeic actor in pornographic films, or run for Congress in Arizona. At random, he chose the latter option, and thank goodness he did, because now America has been given FAIR WARNING that its President, Barack Obama, is an “enemy of humanity.” So THIS is whom we are Taking America Back From: its President. Frank Franks Sex Trenton or whatever will not stand for this, no sir!

The very first thing Obama did upon (not even correctly!!) taking the Oath of Office was to demand that all the Foreigns—well the Foreigns that count, in the Christian sense—abort their babies with actual American currency, somehow, like maybe literally/physically (?) or even just in a financial sense! In other words:

“Obama’s first act as president of any consequence, in the middle of a financial meltdown, was to send taxpayers’ money overseas to pay for the killing of unborn children in other countries. Now, I got to tell you, if a president will do that, there’s almost nothing that you should be surprised at after that. We shouldn’t be shocked that he does all these other insane things. A president that has lost his way that badly, that has no ability to see the image of God in these little fellow human beings, if he can’t do that right, then he has no place in any station of government and we need to realize that he is an enemy of humanity.”

Trent Franks probably should have chosen to do porn.

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LakeTrout September 29, 2009 at 11:40 am

Too bad someone didn’t abort little Trent.

Gallowglass September 29, 2009 at 11:42 am

So it’s the “little” part he’s hung up on in the human begin question? No problem with the last president sending actual American people to some God-forsaken shithole on the far side of the planet to kill and be kill by “big” fellow human beings. But heaven forbid that we should allow medical aid money to reach people who might use it to dispose of tiny clusters of undifferentiated cells that might, baring accident or misadventure, grow into a fetus and then into a person.

widget09 September 29, 2009 at 11:42 am

Jesus H. Christ in a handbag, please return and take your followers with you.

gurukalehuru September 29, 2009 at 11:42 am

Franks and beeeeeeeans! Franks and beeeeeeeeeans!

Buzz Feedback September 29, 2009 at 11:43 am

Trent used to have a cock-duster ‘stache. I can just feel it.

proudgrampa September 29, 2009 at 11:46 am

[re=421920]LakeTrout[/re]: Well, I’ve always advocated retroactive abortion in cases of extreme imbecility.

What a dick.

queeraselvis v 2.0 September 29, 2009 at 11:46 am

Somebody’s had his mouth around more than a few 11-year-old boy cocks.

SayItWithWookies September 29, 2009 at 11:47 am

Is there some “biggest Congressional troll” contest I didn’t hear about?
And hey, Republicans — how’s that reconnecting with your values shit going?

HoboNutz September 29, 2009 at 11:47 am

Don’t blame Trent for being a tard… blame his parents

4tehlulz September 29, 2009 at 11:47 am

Say hi to the Secret Service for me, Trent.

Mahousu September 29, 2009 at 11:47 am

Wait, so Trent Franks is a Sandinista?
We will fight against the Yanqui, enemy of humanity!

freakishlystrong September 29, 2009 at 11:47 am

I’m cornfused, (R-wackenhut), how can aborting feti in Europe be the very first thing Obama did as President and at the same time, he is “a President lost his way that badly”?

germansteel September 29, 2009 at 11:48 am

Trent Franks and Glen Beck: Separated at birth in a botched partial birth abortion effort, where pre-frontal lobes only were sucked out.

Monsieur Grumpe September 29, 2009 at 11:48 am

It’s this kind of hate talk that got Dr. Tiller killed. This idiot needs a serious dope slapping.

El Pinche September 29, 2009 at 11:49 am

The repugs have turned into real drama queens.

Pithaughn September 29, 2009 at 11:49 am

Not a patriot!! His lapel pin is NOT a made in America flag pin. USA USA

RoscoePColtraine September 29, 2009 at 11:52 am

More onomatopoeic porn plz. Preferably of the furry kind.

Naked Bunny with a Whip September 29, 2009 at 11:52 am

@Gallowglass: Undifferentiated cell masses are more likely to be Republican.

thefrontpage September 29, 2009 at 11:54 am

Screw these morons. All of them. They’re just simply a bunch of raving, lunatic morons.

trondant September 29, 2009 at 11:54 am

Where’s a carbon monoxide leak when you really need one?

Uncle Joe September 29, 2009 at 12:00 pm

Palin/Frank Franks Sex Trenton Or Whatever, 2012!

Naked Bunny with a Whip September 29, 2009 at 12:00 pm

@thefrontpage: You elitist, with your “rationality” and “intelligence”.

Click September 29, 2009 at 12:00 pm

“I got to say, if he can’t see the image of god in these little fellow human beings, how is he ever going to see our Lord and Savior in a grilled cheese sandwich?”

I admire his Frankness.

SmutBoffin September 29, 2009 at 12:00 pm

I kind of like the idea that, inevitably, one’s career options come down to “porn” vs. “everything else”.

I must have been absent at school the day that they gave that standardized test.

Cicada September 29, 2009 at 12:01 pm

I think a perfect compromise would be waterboarding the fetuses then putting them into stress positions. I mean, that’s totally above board and moral, right?

elburrito September 29, 2009 at 12:02 pm

Why is so-called Republican Trent Franks so gay for foreign (brown) babies?

elburrito September 29, 2009 at 12:02 pm

Hey, lay off Trenton!

Click September 29, 2009 at 12:03 pm

Judging from that photo Trent Franks has made that funny face where you pull down the corners of your eyes and pull up the corners of your mouth WAY too many times.

elburrito September 29, 2009 at 12:03 pm

Juli WIENER is making fun of a guy named Franks?

hobospacejunkie September 29, 2009 at 12:03 pm

This guy’s real problem is with Michelle Obama. He is obviously a-feared o’ women & feels a strong need to put them back in their places. At night his fevered dreams alternate between Michelle physically abusing him & Michelle holding a baby-sized version of him in swaddling clothes.

donner_froh September 29, 2009 at 12:04 pm

Has there ever been a more untrustworthy looking character elected to the House of Reps? Based on that picture Franks would stand out among the shadiest looking critters imaginable.

LakeTrout September 29, 2009 at 12:04 pm

he looks like he molests his daughters.

Grandpa Cornpants September 29, 2009 at 12:04 pm

We are ass deep in stupidity with this chap.

thefrontpage September 29, 2009 at 12:05 pm

[re=421954]Naked Bunny with a Whip[/re]: I know, I know. It’s a curse, I tell you! Did we mention that every one of the people at this “Taking Back” conference are morons? We need to mention that they are all morons, lest anyone forget that they are indeed all a bunch of morons. Thanks!

charlesdegoal September 29, 2009 at 12:06 pm

Obama is the President of Any Consequence? I didn’t know that.

the problem child September 29, 2009 at 12:06 pm

But that’s money, sent overseas, that can’t be used for good, ‘murican-made abortions!

trondant September 29, 2009 at 12:06 pm

Like anything else, the key to the Scholastic Anal Test is practice, practice, practice. Many students find that drilling helps.

freakishlystrong September 29, 2009 at 12:07 pm

This guy’s a SITTING Congresscritter! What’s to stop Rahm from hiring a hit on him?
Oh, nothing? Good.

Lascauxcaveman September 29, 2009 at 12:07 pm

I would have thought I’d eventually become desensitized to all these show-offy middle aged white congressmen displaying their raging hard-ons for fetuses, but it’s still creeps me out.

I’m sure he’s a rabid supporter of the death penalty.

magic titty September 29, 2009 at 12:09 pm

Someone explain how advocates for killing foreigns all the time are against killing ‘not actual foreigns yet’ all the time. Go.

[re=421963]elburrito[/re]: Snap!

El Pinche September 29, 2009 at 12:09 pm

Barry to Franks: “I heard you’re talking shit about me. How about I abort the other side of your mouth, muthafucka. ”

Gorillionaire September 29, 2009 at 12:09 pm

Who knew white folk could go so nuts so fast?

Naked Bunny with a Whip September 29, 2009 at 12:12 pm

@thefrontpage: But many of them are wealthy, which proves they are smart, in America!

Crazybroad September 29, 2009 at 12:13 pm

This planet is obviously being used as an insane asylum by other planets. — George Bernard Shaw

Click September 29, 2009 at 12:14 pm

[re=421978]Gorillionaire[/re]: I have absolutely no context in which to put that.

hunter.blatherer September 29, 2009 at 12:16 pm

And I thought Obama was only an enemy of Christians. Guess I’ll have to rethink everything.

WhatTheHeck September 29, 2009 at 12:17 pm

The three words in the American Lexicon of wingnuttiness which strikes fear in the hearts of those who read or utter them are: “Abortion,” “Homosexuality,” and “Evolution.”
Ok, there’s a fourth word which is now the most menacing and frightening to the nuts and it is “Obama.”

Four words = The end of humanity.

gurukalehuru September 29, 2009 at 12:18 pm

We’ve got Frank and Franken on our side, and all they’ve got is soggy, old Franks. and Stein.

Cape Clod September 29, 2009 at 12:18 pm

[re=421968]thefrontpage[/re]: I guess that if you want to get noticed at all at these forums, you have to put the crazy on afterburner.

Schmegeg September 29, 2009 at 12:18 pm

All kidding aside, is it time for a massive F You snailmail campaign to stifle these clowns?

Darkness September 29, 2009 at 12:20 pm

Obama’s first act as president of any consequence
Arg!
Obama’s first act of any consequence as president

I could tolerate an English only amendment to the constitution, if only because it might force the republicans to actually learn English.

Jim89048 September 29, 2009 at 12:22 pm

Why does the fact that he’s a representative from Arizona not surprise me?

bitchincamaro September 29, 2009 at 12:24 pm

I recently saw “the image of God” in an english muffin, slathered it in almond butter, and ate it. I mean, Him.

Darkness September 29, 2009 at 12:26 pm

[re=421974]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: I’m sure he’s a rabid supporter of the death penalty

And wars. The killin’ done in wars is the holy kind of killin’. Not to mention the holy kind of suffering from sending the wom’n and chilr’n and olds of your enemies fleeing into neighboring countries. Ah, the godliness, it does shineth upon it all.

JSDC007 September 29, 2009 at 12:28 pm

Today we are all against humanity.

SayItWithWookies September 29, 2009 at 12:31 pm

[re=421988]Schmegeg[/re]: Or email — here’s a good place to show your appreciation:
http://www.house.gov/franks/

S.Luggo September 29, 2009 at 12:34 pm

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
— Thank you.

NixonNow September 29, 2009 at 12:34 pm

there’s a sign in arizona that reads “John McCain Valley: 8% Downgrade”. I just hope trent franks doesn’t get a road named after him.

S.Luggo September 29, 2009 at 12:36 pm

[re=421991]Jim89048[/re]: Trenty’s district is 60% Rethugs and 40% enemies of humanity.

blinky_twinkie September 29, 2009 at 12:36 pm

[re=421981]Crazybroad[/re]: Today we are all Cosmic Australia.

teebob2000 September 29, 2009 at 12:38 pm

Not funny.

hillrat85 September 29, 2009 at 12:38 pm

I’m a dem staffer and have met Rep. Franks. He is an impressive and kind man. I do not agree with everything he says, but I’m more upset by comments on this blog. Are we equating war deaths with abortion? No connection there people, I’m sorry. As for Franks picture, he had cleft palate surgery. Argue his statement, not random lies or, god forbid, grammar.

teebob2000 September 29, 2009 at 12:40 pm

This is a fucking member of fucking congress fucking saying this. Unfuckingbelievable.

sati demise September 29, 2009 at 12:41 pm

[re=421968]thefrontpage[/re]: thank god this is just a small regional political party that will have no influence on National affairs.

CivicHoliday September 29, 2009 at 12:42 pm

He’s just mad Barry struck down something called “Global Gag Rule”. Trent is concerned that he’ll have to release his Gimp from the basement.

Jim89048 September 29, 2009 at 12:43 pm

[re=422006]S.Luggo[/re]: And looking at the map on his page, it’s about as gerrymandered a district as Twinkletoes Hammer delay could have ever devised in his wettest of wet dreams.

nightshift September 29, 2009 at 12:43 pm

Can we just send all these nutjobs to a state/territory we don’t really need? I vote for Wyoming since its Cheneyland.

magic titty September 29, 2009 at 12:44 pm

[re=422011]hillrat85[/re]: Oh jesus. Please tell me how the disregard for human life is different than the perceived disregard for human life, as far as abortion is concerned.
Can’t I sit here and say all the civilian people set on fire in these absurd wars should have never been born…because really, what’s the fucking difference?

Anyway, you’re defending the asshole that calls the President an enemy of humanity? Nice…

Click September 29, 2009 at 12:44 pm

[re=422011]hillrat85[/re]: okay, so you’ve explained his grotesquely skewed mouth – what’s up with those godamned freakish eyes?

ManchuCandidate September 29, 2009 at 12:45 pm

Trent Franks is a fucking moran.

Preznit Barry wanted to abort them over there before the 2 decades or so later we’d have to fight’em over here.

Click September 29, 2009 at 12:46 pm

[re=422011]hillrat85[/re]: Dem staffers, dem staffers, dem rattling staffers.

Mull_Man September 29, 2009 at 12:47 pm

Wiki facts about the chromosome challenged congressperson:
1. For war
2. Against online poker
3. Can’t couple w/ spouse to make babies (needed the “services” of a surrogate)
4. Believed Barry was a citizen before he didn’t believe it
5. Doesn’t dance (the Hammer is safe, it would seem)
6. Doesn’t believe in global warming

Wrt 2 & 3 and abortion stance, I’d say he has serious poker issues.

ManchuCandidate September 29, 2009 at 12:47 pm

[re=422011]hillrat85[/re]:
No wonder the Demrats mostly wuss out.

CorkPopper September 29, 2009 at 12:48 pm

[re=422011]hillrat85[/re]: I think you took a wrong turn in the series of tubes, sweetheart.

RoscoePColtraine September 29, 2009 at 12:49 pm

[re=422011]hillrat85[/re]: I’m afraid I have to agree hillrat. War deaths are in no way similar to abortion. People who die in wars have wives, brothers, sisters, parents, friends and leave a much bigger wake of grief and heartbreak. And what does war inevitably boil down to? Somebody wants to take what someone else has, which is a noble justification for killing.
(You may now re-engage your brain, if you have one.)

Egregious September 29, 2009 at 12:49 pm

Christ, it’s only 2009 and the wingnuts are going with the full retard. Just imagine the insane and inflammatory accusations the wingnuts will concoct the closer we get to the 2010 elections. Someone better tell them that they are blowing their steaming wad of gooey crazy too soon.

p.s. – hillrat, WTF?

gurukalehuru September 29, 2009 at 12:50 pm

[re=422011]hillrat85[/re]: Fuck you, we’ll argue grammar if we want to argue grammar, and I don’t believe for a second that Franks is a kind man, or that you are a Democrat.
Fuck yes we are equating war deaths, and capital punishment, with abortion. If you’re against abortion because you’re against death, then you should be against all death. If you’re against abortion because you’re Randall Terry, or one of his asshole followers, then you are just flat out being an asshole and we hate you, hate you, hate you.
If you’re upset by the comments on this blog, get yourself gone.
Dickhead.

SmutBoffin September 29, 2009 at 12:51 pm

[re=422011]hillrat85[/re]: You seem to soft-hearted for this…this internet joke website about shitheads in government. Maybe after your tenure as a staffer is up, you could go teach kindergarten or something?

Can’t a single thread go by anymore without some mewling concern troll or wannabe right-wing firebrand showing up and bringing everybody down?

sati demise September 29, 2009 at 12:51 pm

[re=421974]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: and the money may go to help some destitute prostitutes not spread teh aids so much.

[re=422011]hillrat85[/re]: yes, we equate ‘war deaths’ and ‘abortion’ because the religious right advocates killing live grown people if they support a womans right to abortion. Why do they discriminate? a life is a life, right? If abortion is killin’, then Killin’ grown sentient people is killin’ by my book.

Franks said a traitorous thing against the POTUS, thats his statement, and he is teh suck for saying it.
Franks wants to enable rapists to pick their baby momma, and force pregnancy on all other women in America.
Does he just want more white babies or does he like sticking his nose in other peoples medical freedom and privacy?

bonghitsforjesus September 29, 2009 at 12:52 pm

[re=422011]hillrat85[/re]: No one is equating war deaths with abortion. Everyone is pretty much agreeing that the death of post-birth feti, especially for a LIE, is so much worse than a chosen abortion as to be incomparable.

yellowdogdem September 29, 2009 at 12:52 pm

[re=422011]hillrat85[/re]: You must be easily impressed.

Scoops McGee September 29, 2009 at 12:53 pm

[re=422011]hillrat85[/re]: Okay. His statement was stupid, impressively so. And he’s a U.S. Congressman, making stupid remarks for the record. We’re just making comments on a blog. Which is worse?

ManchuCandidate September 29, 2009 at 12:53 pm

[re=422033]SmutBoffin[/re]:
No.

LakeTrout September 29, 2009 at 12:54 pm

[re=422011]hillrat85[/re]: my momma taught me a long time ago not to argue with crazy.

Prommie September 29, 2009 at 12:57 pm

I used to be a dem staffer, and I say fuck that hairlipped impotent retard shitbird fuckstain douchey-McDouchenstein ratfucker.

HuddledMass September 29, 2009 at 12:58 pm

[re=422033]SmutBoffin[/re]: Yeah, what’s with all the effin’ trolls lately? Used to be we could could just sullenly hunker down in our little corner of the ‘net and snarl/sneer snide comments to each other in peace. Now look.

You don’t think we’re getting all famous-like, do you? Because that would actually suck.

OReillysVibrator September 29, 2009 at 1:01 pm

[re=422011]hillrat85[/re]: He certainly was “impressive” with the way he called our nation’s president an ‘enemy’ who hated life on the simple black-and-white issue of abortion. I’m sure the “pro-life” nutjobs buying guns and plotting how to kill the President, knowing their views are OK because an elected representative has stated the President is an “enemy” who wants people dead, are impressed too. That’s very “kind” of the man to do to for the purposes of ratcheting up hate in people for electoral gain. Or who knows, maybe to get the President killed, with that kind of talk it’s sure conceivable that’s his motive! If only he were more subtle, I’d be impressed!

bbqboy September 29, 2009 at 1:03 pm

[re=421957]Cicada[/re]:
Well, I think waterboarding is technically below board.

AnnieGetYourFun September 29, 2009 at 1:03 pm

Waaah! Why are you people so mean? Libruls are supposed to be nice! I’m nice! You are not. Why are you not? You say mean things, why?

This is a MOTHERFUCKING WARBLOG, bichez. Deal.

Sharkey September 29, 2009 at 1:03 pm

@Prommie: Is that you, skoal rebel?

SayItWithWookies September 29, 2009 at 1:03 pm

[re=422000]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Congressman Franks’ website only accepts input from his constituents. So, for instance, if you live in Surprise, AZ (ZIP Code 85374) you can send him an email.

mephistopheles jefferson September 29, 2009 at 1:05 pm

If I were Obama, I would take that as a compliment. Humanity sucks.

BigBrainOnBrad September 29, 2009 at 1:06 pm

Judging from that picture Madame Tussaud placed the John Cusack wax model a little too close to a sunny window.

freakishlystrong September 29, 2009 at 1:09 pm

[re=422035]bonghitsforjesus[/re]: Yes. Per the righttards amongst us; Get the Gubment outta our lives, healthcare reform=socialism. They seem to develop collective amnesia when it comes to ‘bortion, or uh…Terry Schiavo.

S.Luggo September 29, 2009 at 1:10 pm
TeddyS September 29, 2009 at 1:10 pm

To: Taking Back America Crowd
From: The Real World

No. You cannot have it back yet. Maybe never. We are not through with making you foam at the mouth, talk silly and dance like Tom DeLay.

TheNavOne September 29, 2009 at 1:13 pm

He may or may not have been a good porn star, but he definitely should’ve been a blow job.

hunter.blatherer September 29, 2009 at 1:16 pm

“Republican Congressman, now that’s a name no one would self apply where I come from. But then there’s a lot about Republican congressmen I don’t understand, and a lot about where they come from likewise.”

Cicada September 29, 2009 at 1:16 pm

[re=422011]hillrat85[/re]: Right-wing Christians are like little children when it comes to morality. They find it easy to have limitless compassion for the idea of a human being, but not so much for actual living human beings. Actual human beings do things we don’t like, which makes it much more difficult to muster up that good old Christian compassion and forgiveness.

But I’m an atheist, so what can I possible know about morality, right?

Click September 29, 2009 at 1:16 pm

[re=422050]BigBrainOnBrad[/re]: Hah!

Cicada September 29, 2009 at 1:17 pm

[re=422044]bbqboy[/re]: Duly noted.

Crank Tango September 29, 2009 at 1:19 pm

[re=422011]hillrat85[/re]: so you are more upset by comments on a blog than by a sitting congressman who refers to the president as an “enemy of humanity”

Bull fucking shit. Go back to servicing congressman hairlip you trolling fuckstain.

eekahil September 29, 2009 at 1:19 pm

That dip is up for re-election in 2010.
Or rather, that dip is up for kicking out of office in 2010.

GayInMaine September 29, 2009 at 1:23 pm

[re=422011]hillrat85[/re]: As a campaign staffer, your little statement say everything that needs to be said about why we all dislike you snot nose punk hillrats. Now go get your boss another mocha at Starbucks and leave the adults alone.

Dashboard_Buddha September 29, 2009 at 1:25 pm

Jesus wept.

Gorillionaire September 29, 2009 at 1:26 pm

[re=422011]hillrat85[/re]: Ok. His statement is dangerous and stupid. Also you are a liar.

proudgrampa September 29, 2009 at 1:28 pm

[re=422048]mephistopheles jefferson[/re]: Well said, Meph.

Quacker September 29, 2009 at 1:28 pm

I just got back. Anything going on around here? Teh Funny seems to have been kidnapped by wingnuttia fucktards. Oh, Well….

NJB September 29, 2009 at 1:29 pm

[re=422011]hillrat85[/re]: You know, if you sniff smelling salts for too long, it weakens your nasal passages. Just sayin’.

Darkness September 29, 2009 at 1:29 pm

[re=422011]hillrat85[/re]: Being polite got us 8 freaking years of C-Plus Augustus and the Cheney Regency. I was a nice person before then. Nice gets you fucked over. Fuck that.

Click September 29, 2009 at 1:31 pm

I can’t wait to attend the good congressman’s next temporary ischemic event.

rachelv September 29, 2009 at 1:31 pm

[re=421923]widget09[/re]:
If we all pray ten minutes a day, Jesus will SURELY rapture them away….

Cape Clod September 29, 2009 at 1:34 pm

[re=422011]hillrat85[/re]: The special today is bags of dicks, salted or unsalted, if you are watching your blood pressure. Take one and chew on it.

Click September 29, 2009 at 1:38 pm

[re=422083]Cape Clod[/re]: Make those hillrat dicks.

finallyhappy September 29, 2009 at 1:41 pm

This guy shouldn’t talk about anyone being an enemy of humanity- he’d have to be a human to know who or waht our enemies are.

notwavingbutdrowning September 29, 2009 at 1:42 pm

First of all, the funding of clinics that provide information on abortion as well as many other reproductive health services means that more people in Africa will now be given things like condoms which will prevent the spread of HIV and will save lives. It also supports clinics who provide pre and post natal care and women’s health generally. Cutting these services — as Bush did — was not something that supported “life.”

Anti-abortion people are not “pro-life.” They are just “forced-birth.” They don’t give a rats ass about infant mortality in this country. Or maternal mortality. They don’t give a shit about the health of the fetus — and they care even less about the health of the mother (whose health actually does have something to do with the end result of a pregnancy being a baby that is not just healthy but alive). Once the fetus is a viable “life” they care even less about it. This is just about controlling women. They are terrified by what happens to women, and to societies, when women have control over their bodies and especially their reproductive destiny.

So it is relevant to bring up someone’s support for the death penalty and war when discussing abortion because it is part of the hypocrisy over the rhetoric of someone claiming they are “pro-life.” If they were pro-life then they would be supporting pre-natal care and universal health care and free day care and better funding for public schools and cleaning up the environment and various other things that make it possible to bring a life into the world and raise it so that it has the opportunities for “life liberty and the pursuit of happiness.”

The Republican extremists — which is now redundant — are really supporters of a culture of death.

problemwithcaring September 29, 2009 at 1:43 pm

[re=422011]hillrat85[/re]: The only thing believable about your statement is the fact that you would make it on a humor blog instead of doing work for your Democratic member of Congress.

notwavingbutdrowning September 29, 2009 at 1:44 pm

However, I do agree that it isn’t really that funny to make fun of a person’s scar for cleft palette. Even if that person is a total fuckwit.

Prommie September 29, 2009 at 1:50 pm

[re=422063]eekahil[/re]: Umm, everyone in the house is up in 2010. But fuck the hair-lip anyway.

HipHopOpotamus September 29, 2009 at 1:51 pm

I had a dream last night wherein someone denied that their mustache was a dirty sanchez. I think it was this guy.

Accordion-o-rama September 29, 2009 at 1:51 pm

I’m enjoying this escalation of rhetoric from “Obama is a threat to America!” to “Obama is a threat to humanity!”, and look forward to the upcoming “Obama in a threat to the galaxy!”

Prommie September 29, 2009 at 1:52 pm

[re=422100]notwavingbutdrowning[/re]: Hair-lip lover, hair-lip lover.

A Better American Than You! September 29, 2009 at 1:54 pm

In the South we say: “It’s not the heat, it’s the humanity.”

In Arizona, “It’s not the heat, it’s the stupidity.”

pondscum September 29, 2009 at 1:55 pm

[re=422096]notwavingbutdrowning[/re]: That was *sniff* beautiful.

assistant/atlas September 29, 2009 at 1:58 pm

[re=421972]freakishlystrong[/re]: Dude, all this crazy makes Obama look super-sane and adult-y. I’m guessing Rahm probably sent him a fruit basket. A fucking fruit basket.

Come here a minute September 29, 2009 at 1:59 pm

[re=422120]A Better American Than You![/re]: Remind me of the crash of the Hindenburg, when that guy said, “Oh, the humidity.”

iantenna September 29, 2009 at 2:03 pm

he looks like a cross between maurice minnifield and a glistening penis.

RoscoePColtraine September 29, 2009 at 2:04 pm

[re=422100]notwavingbutdrowning[/re]: It’s more or less the same as making fun of a retarded unaborted prop baby. That is to say, f.u.n.

SmutBoffin September 29, 2009 at 2:04 pm

[re=422113]Accordion-o-rama[/re]: Obama wants to appease the Spider Monsters of the Zorgnax system in their desire to construct singularity bombs and solar computronium shells!

Way Cool Larry September 29, 2009 at 2:08 pm

what a freaky mutant

Click September 29, 2009 at 2:11 pm

[re=422114]Prommie[/re]: Hare.

sati demise September 29, 2009 at 2:11 pm

[re=422096]notwavingbutdrowning[/re]: win without snark.

problemwithcaring September 29, 2009 at 2:12 pm

[re=422096]notwavingbutdrowning[/re]: I called his DC office and the Legislative Assistant’s there said – “Well, he needs to clarify his statements. The Congressman meant “enemy of un-born humanity.” Jesus fucking Christ, that would be hilarious if it all wasn’t so sad.

So please, hate on his staff too.
# Tom Stallings
202-225-4576
Chief of Staff
E-mail: tom.stallings@mail.house.gov

# Bethany Barker
202-225-4576
Press Secy.
E-mail: bethany.barker@mail.house.gov

# Lisa Teschler
202-225-4576
Exec. Asst.; Scheduler
E-mail: lisa.teschler@mail.house.gov

# Tina Ramirez
202-225-4576
Foreign Policy Advisor
E-mail: tina.ramirez@mail.house.gov

MalS September 29, 2009 at 2:14 pm

Oh God, the US Congress, nature’s way of ensuring that nothing gets done too fast.

*sends $5 to NARAL in the name of Trent Franks*

Click September 29, 2009 at 2:16 pm

[re=422100]notwavingbutdrowning[/re]: Yeah, you guys, these harelip jokes could scar him for life.

GeneralLerong September 29, 2009 at 2:16 pm

[re=422096]notwavingbutdrowning[/re]: Oooo, tanks! I’ve been hunting, hunting, hunting for just such a lovely epigram:

Anti-abortion people are not “pro-life.” They are just “forced-birth.”

Off to make a coupla posters for the geezers picketing our new Planned Parenthood clinic – we have two groups of middle-aged combatants parading around, pro-choice vs the pro-fetal-life-only.
Guess the rest of us either have jobs we must attend, or YouTube videos to shoot so we can rise to the heights of skoalrebel…or posters to spray paint and glitter…should I use splashes of carmine paint, or is that too corndog?

Click September 29, 2009 at 2:19 pm

[re=422151]problemwithcaring[/re]: His staff are welcome to eat all of my un-taken shits.

problemwithcaring September 29, 2009 at 2:24 pm

[re=422165]Click[/re]: OK. That was funny.

Chickensmack September 29, 2009 at 2:26 pm

[re=422022]magic titty[/re]: I want to sit at your feet and learn from you.

notwavingbutdrowning September 29, 2009 at 2:28 pm

[re=422151]problemwithcaring[/re]: On the other hand, the congressman is an “enemy of post-born humanity.”

Yes, the nonsensical phrase “enemy of un-born humanity” is so sad it’s funny. What does that mean? You are an enemy of everything that is not born human? Rep. Frank is an enemy of puppies and kittens! Rep. Frank is an enemy of rainbows! Rep. Frank is an enemy of sweetness and light!

Ironically, it also implies that a person is an enemy of those of us who are not “born again” which would presumably incluide Rep. Frank himself.

GreatOldOnesParty September 29, 2009 at 2:29 pm

[re=421991]Jim89048[/re]: Like everyone else in my home state, he wasn’t born here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trent_Franks

Us non-Native-American native Arizonans are much more liberal. It’s all the assholes who move here that vote for the other assholes that move here.

Oh, and btw, he was appointed to the “Arizona Governor’s Office for Children”; and “served as vice-chairman of the Commerce Committee and Chairman of the House Subcommittee on Child Protection and Family Preservation.”
Ten-bucks says this guy gets caught, in black-face, doing something deadly and embarassing with an underage member of the same sex.

notwavingbutdrowning September 29, 2009 at 2:30 pm

[re=422157]Click[/re]: That made me laugh. I’m a bad person. Also.

notwavingbutdrowning September 29, 2009 at 2:31 pm

[re=422181]notwavingbutdrowning[/re]: I meant FrankS with an “S” !

Click September 29, 2009 at 2:34 pm

[re=422181]notwavingbutdrowning[/re]: “Franks,” actually. Needed to be plural for the excessive stupidity contained therein.

BeWoot September 29, 2009 at 2:34 pm

[re=422015]sati demise[/re]: Zing!
Pro tip: Surprise, AZ is a reliably rightwing district. If it were moved to Mississippi, the only thing that would change is the humidity. Congressman Nutcakes has job security.

HuddledMass September 29, 2009 at 2:36 pm

[re=422158]GeneralLerong[/re]: Forcing a woman to have sex at gunpoint is rape. Forcing a woman to give birth at (metaphorical) gunpoint is … “pro-life?”

What are these fucktards even saying?

McDuff September 29, 2009 at 2:44 pm

[re=421972]freakishlystrong[/re]: These yahoos are always going on about Obama and Rahm and their “Chicago politics.” Well, maybe it’s time Rahm REALLY did get all “Chicago” on this a-hole. I’ll donate the baseball bats if it will result in some leg breaking.

sati demise September 29, 2009 at 2:47 pm

[re=422201]BeWoot[/re]: there be Mormons living there….not Surprised about that at all.
Mormon=forced birthers

I am in red red Yavapai county…keep wondering why this place is so wretchedly Republican
But there are pockets of resistance growing here in Prescott.

Servo September 29, 2009 at 2:47 pm

Say what you will, Trent, but your stiff ass will never know the comfort of that big, leather chair in the Oval Office. Never.

GreatOldOnesParty September 29, 2009 at 2:56 pm
sati demise September 29, 2009 at 3:13 pm

[re=422151]problemwithcaring[/re]: thank you. I sent a respectful letter to each, about how degrading, insulting, demeaning, disrespectful and dirty Mr. Franks liar statement was and that I would work to unseat that dumb ass in the next election. Mr. Franks should apologize to Hopey.

Rotundo September 29, 2009 at 3:15 pm

Enema of Humanity!?!? Well, from what I have seen, Humanity could use an enema. Pretty full of the stuff, especially in some parts, like Arizona. Go for it, ramming speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!

Smoke Filled Roommate September 29, 2009 at 3:15 pm

Franks is a fucking choad. One of the boundaries of his district begins about a mile away from my house. He’s one of the many truly awful shitbags that hold office in AZ.

JamesMichaelCurley September 29, 2009 at 3:20 pm

Next we have a Republican standing in from of his adoring throng and saying, “When you are alone in the woods, lynch the n*gger.” Then claiming it was a first aid lesson and he meant “When you are alone in the woods pinch the chigger.”

queeraselvis v 2.0 September 29, 2009 at 3:31 pm

[re=422252]GreatOldOnesParty[/re]: The Amber Alert ribbons were an extra-special nice touch. Well done!

widget09 September 29, 2009 at 3:34 pm

[re=422011]hillrat85[/re]: Wassup hill-rat? This is America, free speach still exists as far as I know, ie, we can say whatever we want to say, so, go have sexytime with your mom/dad.

notwavingbutdrowning September 29, 2009 at 3:51 pm

[re=422252]GreatOldOnesParty[/re]: [re=422331]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: I appreciated what was implied by the glimpses of a dancing michael jackson.

Guppy06 September 29, 2009 at 3:53 pm

I didn’t vote for Obama last year, but I may end up voting for him in ’12 for shear entertainment value.

DarkSynergy September 29, 2009 at 4:16 pm

cleft lips are hawt

AnnieGetYourFun September 29, 2009 at 4:29 pm

[re=422100]notwavingbutdrowning[/re]: I actually sort of have a thing for cleft palate scars, but I didn’t want to be mocked as much as hillrat85.

the problem child September 29, 2009 at 4:36 pm

[re=422252]GreatOldOnesParty[/re]: Lovely bowtie/ pre-pube boy placement. Touching, in fact.

[re=422151]problemwithcaring[/re]: Meant to say “un-born humanity”? Not buying that. Not even in the context of a forced-birth speech. Maybe he was supposed to say “un-born humanity”. Maybe that’s what the speechwriter put in for him. But I think he knew exactly what he was saying.

An Outhouse September 29, 2009 at 4:46 pm

President Obamam still likes puppies, right?

Autochthon September 29, 2009 at 4:54 pm

What’s wrong that guy’s face, anyways?

Smoke Filled Roommate September 29, 2009 at 5:16 pm

[re=422438]DarkSynergy[/re]: He’s totally deformed.

AxmxZ September 29, 2009 at 5:44 pm

Trent Franks should eat a bowl of cornflake children.

Click September 29, 2009 at 6:17 pm

[re=422502]Autochthon[/re]: His own parents were greatly appalled when he came out of surgery. They thought the doctor said when it was all over he could have a cigar.

GeneralLerong September 29, 2009 at 6:48 pm

[re=422203]HuddledMass[/re]: Dunno what these forced-birther fucktards are saying about being pro-life. I intend to drop off my posters for the pro-choice crowd merely in hopes of escalating the fray. Maybe if I use some big enough sticks someone will get clobbered with one of my posters. That would be fun.

But whenever I’m unlucky enough overhear some pro-life arglebargle, what I actually hear is that they believe women should be the sex slaves of middle-aged men – the holy boly version of that sicko in California who kidnapped, raped, and imprisoned that little girl for years.

So that an Arizona district heavily infested by Mormons should have a weisswurst as a representative doesn’t surprise me.

Smoke Filled Roommate September 29, 2009 at 6:50 pm

[re=422677]Click[/re]: So they shoved one in his stupid little babymouth and it burned his lip.

LowerdPeninsula September 30, 2009 at 12:05 am

His appearance shouldn’t be a surprise. When you’re that heavy into the dark Sith arts, shit’ll happen to your face (and your dick shrinks).

Seriously, though, what’s the over/under on the president getting called a honest-to-goodness “nigger” by a sitting congressman?

lampadadog September 30, 2009 at 12:34 am

I too think this guy’s lip is pretty cute. His evil soul, on the other hand, is burning my eyes.

sezme September 30, 2009 at 4:48 pm

[re=422011]hillrat85[/re]: Impressive in what sense, hillrat85?

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