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“Trent Franks” is some degenerate sad sack who had two options: become a celebrated onomatopoeic actor in pornographic films, or run for Congress in Arizona. At random, he chose the latter option, and thank goodness he did, because now America has been given FAIR WARNING that its President, Barack Obama, is an “enemy of humanity.” So THIS is whom we are Taking America Back From: its President. Frank Franks Sex Trenton or whatever will not stand for this, no sir!

The very first thing Obama did upon (not even correctly!!) taking the Oath of Office was to demand that all the Foreigns—well the Foreigns that count, in the Christian sense—abort their babies with actual American currency, somehow, like maybe literally/physically (?) or even just in a financial sense! In other words:

“Obama’s first act as president of any consequence, in the middle of a financial meltdown, was to send taxpayers’ money overseas to pay for the killing of unborn children in other countries. Now, I got to tell you, if a president will do that, there’s almost nothing that you should be surprised at after that. We shouldn’t be shocked that he does all these other insane things. A president that has lost his way that badly, that has no ability to see the image of God in these little fellow human beings, if he can’t do that right, then he has no place in any station of government and we need to realize that he is an enemy of humanity.”

Trent Franks probably should have chosen to do porn.


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